Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I thought a sub's job was to implement whatever work the teacher had started, or whatever busy work the teacher has on hand for "just in case" days such as when they're absent and a sub is there. A substitute making lesson plans makes no sense from a logistical standpoint, because subs are often called in with very little notice, and with the grade they're subbing for being a total surprise - how could a substitute create decent lesson plans with last-minute/no notice and all the grade switching? It just isn't feasible.
Porklissa lied. Shocking.



Fat. That's a lot of fat. FTFY. (:

Spoiler: Sub credential sperg

Alabama allows pretty much any hick with a GED and incest-free criminal record to become a sub. The fact that she ever was a substitute should be a testament to the standard of education in Alabama.

I grew up in a state where subs have to be licensed and have a degree. Despite that, we pretty much never learned anything new on sub days. In elementary school this usually meant playing games, reading books or doing random arts and crafts projects, in high school it usually meant doing work on longer term projects, homework for other classes or watching random youtube videos, depending on whether you got a cool sub.

Most of her specific points of bitching about how hard it is to be a sub are either real stresses for full time teachers (but not subs) or things that literally every single job ever requires.

• Time management, schedules, keeping track of things? Every job requires that.
• Making sure kids are growing and thriving isn't a fuckin' sub's job any more than it is a babysitter's job. You're there for like a day or two to make sure the kids behave and are safe while the actual teacher/parent responsible for them is out.
• "Monitoring your self behaviors" is the most basic definition of being employable. It sounds like she's mad that she can't show up smelly and disheveled and be bitchy, rude and inappropriate at work. Outside of work means she's mad she couldn't go to Walmart high off her ass wearing a stained muumuu and slippers lest some kid she's subbed sees her.
• Having books removed from classrooms really doesn't matter when you're a substitute and it's not your authority to pick the class curriculum.
• "Sacrificing home time" lmfao is this bitch for real?
• Underfunding is a real and serious problem obviously but not really a sub's problem because she's not the person who has to find a way to get around tight budgets. Subs don't plan field trips, events, programs, clubs, etc. It's also a problem in most public sector jobs not just schools.
• The shooting part is proof she's full of shit and just ranting about random "teachers have it hard" points not actual experiences of her own work. Because that didn't actually happen to her.

Also like, not only is polissa illiterate and ignorant, she can't even be bothered to take a shower, scoop the litter box or cook simple meals herself. She lies around on her phone all day and has instant access to a wealth of how-to videos and articles on how to do any task you can think of.

But instead she sits around crying woe is me because nobody ever taught her to clean or file taxes instead of like... googling how to file taxes (lol why is she bitching about not knowing how to do taxes? She receives other people's hard earned money)

The idea that she would willingly read up on whatever subject the kids were learning that day to prepare is laughable. She's a narcissist and yet somehow too lazy to do that for herself, much less the unfortunate children who had to smell her yeast infections firsthand.

 

[Trombonista]

I think I'm convinced that Pissa records her TikToks in the bathroom.

Does this mean she's filming on the toilet?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

First off, I want to make a wee correction. Polissa's most prized possession is a Popples duffle bag.

To be fair, do you blame me for thinking it was a pillow? This is literally the best capture of it she got:




No wonder I had the hardest time finding that thing on Google. And not just because Popples are for the kids that pissed their pants at Care Bears.

@Diet Coke 4 Life Thanks, fam! I'll transcribe anything else that pops up tonight!

I'm dying at her unironically saying "alphabet mafia." And on TikTok at that. Holy fucking shit.

Thanks so much @Diet Coke 4 Life. Love the commentary by the way.

I think I'm convinced that Pissa records her TikToks in the bathroom. I think their house is so small there's not really any other space to do it in without annoying Joh and his Netflix time, we already saw that one video with the hair ties and chore bracelets on the wire rack and I cannot think of any other place you would put hair ties aside from the bathroom. That's probably why she green screens the videos (aside from hiding the filth covered walls.)

She normally records in her bed. When it's not green screened you can usually see a wire headboard and/or pillows behind her. Plus in some of them Josh appears right next to her like he was laying in bed with her. You can also hear Joh on Facebook off screen very clearly sometimes, which would be muffled if it was in the bathroom.

The chore tag one is odd because of the setting (and lack of green screen), but it could be because it was a cold af night in Alabama? I can't be assed to look at the weather for that night, but she's displayed how cold it gets in her room during the winter because of the hole in the roof. She was also sick in that video.

Pretty sure she meant Sunday school teacher, a job she mentioned was taken from her unjustly when she was livin' in sin with Joh outta wedlock. So she wasn't even the regular teacher at church? Ha!!!

This would actually be even funnier. Is that even a paid job at a church? I know people that have actual church jobs but they're all secretarial roles. Polissa did claim that she used to be very involved in the church, but this is also Polissa. Her definition of effort is "finally called someone three months after I should've done it."

Substitute teachers are not even true and honest teachers in most parts of the US. Most of my subs growing up were either college students trying to make money to pay for their actual education or PTA moms that needed something to do since letting the milkman dick them died out as a housewife pastime in the 1960s. Either way, I guarantee you that unless there was another actual teacher around that day, we weren't getting taught shit. I actually recall a time where our teacher was gone the day we had to learn how to write cursive q, which in lowercase is near identical to cursive g. The sub just scribbled cursive qs on the board and told us to go knock ourselves out. So many of us failed that lesson that the teacher had to teach us it (and delay the rest of the alphabet) since sub fucked us over that much with her "teaching."

Finally, I didn't notice you guys posting this twelve second clip that triggered Polissa's constant mention of no books on school shelves whining

It's all Republicans fault, according to Polissa.

(this looks like a school library/media center to me, by the way. IDK if it's PTA moms on power trips or just plain changing out books or what, though. I remember our front displays always got changed depending on the month and those shelves would be empty before they changed them out.)

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

<<and you sure did not get the same quality of education as the Silent Generation or even their parents.>>

What in gay hell is she talking about? Boomers and GenX yea our education was a bit better but our grands ans great grands? Barely any money went into their education systems because it all went into the WW2 and recovery. I guess she forgot about the depression before that too.
But hey at least she just outright admit she's too stupid to know anything.

GenX kids were still in school through 1997ish and if she's late 30s she's a cusper. She needs to blame her county then state for her shitty learning. Moreso her parents and home environment for everything.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

When she says "my dad whispered. He would go --" and then the notification chime goes off was so goddamn funny. And it happens twice!

Also, she says she's so psychologically traumatized from her step dad that shes scared Joh will be angry at her for not cleaning up. Well then why don't you fucking clean? Ever? She even says she knows he won't be angry. Like, wtf you're a 40yr old woman. Get your shit together.

Judging by the abject squalor she lives in, she really put in the hard work to get over the compulsive urge to keep things clean that her stepfather bullied into her. Great work, Polissa.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

bruh i can't breathe i'm just gonna transcribe this one straight

Polissa fell for a fake news article about Russia declaring war on "NATO and all western nations" and will pack a bug out bag... tomorrow. Despite claiming that the military is evacuating everyone out of the country as we speak?

Spoiler: diet coke 4 life, break out the rum

So my body completely shut down on me today. *long pause* It literally said rest. *long pause* And I just got this feeling deep inside that I was gonna need it. And I really hope I'm wrong.

*long pause* *lip smack* *deep breath* Russia has declared war on NATO and the western world, which means us. They have moved one of their ships across the Atlantic. *paus* Towards Bermuda. And they've got another ship sitting a little over the *pause* *gasp* international rules of distance for a military ship of another country to us. *pause* Out near Hawaii.

*deep gasp* Military movements have gone north, south, east, and west to all the coasts. And they're pouring into the big cities now. *long pause* So if you see military movements in your cities, that's why. They're getting ready. They're getting ready to take displaced people. They're getting ready to deal with literal fallout. Russia has boasted that the weapons that they have on these ships are far greater than anything that we've ever seen.

*long pause* And I'm worried. *pause* Now I live dead smack in the middle. *lip smack* I am three hours to Memphis, three hours to Nashville. *long pause* One hour to Huntsville, *pause* two hours to Birmingham. I'm in the middle of it. *long pause* And one of those in Huntsville could be a potential target because Redstone Arsenal.

*very long pause* I really hope I'm wrong, guys. *gasp* Tomorrow I'm going to be packing some bags and having them ready. And I would highly suggest *pause* all my family and friends have a bag. Have it ready to go. And start working on safety meet up plans with your family, because there may not be cell phones.

This is reality of war and this is how it starts. I wish it wasn't so.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Oh my fucking god, that is HILARIOUS. Not just that she fell for a fake article, but that she's legitimately panicking about it. Just caught your transcription right before turning in.

I am wheezing. Literally gasping for breath from trying not to break out into laughter that might wake others in the house.

PISSA, FLEE! FLEE FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH!!! After all, the most important targets militarily aren't Norfolk or San Diego or Pearl Harbor, homes of the vast majority of the Naval fleet! Not Washington DC! Not the Pentagon! Not the bases where our ballistic missile submarines are located! And definitely not the tons of silos out in the midwest where long-range nuclear missiles are located!! IT'S HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA. Although there was just ONE fake article that you read that got you in a tizzy, you must take it seriously! RUN, PISSA! RUN TO SAFETY!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

ETA: @toilet_rainbow The rum will be welcome in the morning. This was fucking delightful and I will merrily get drunk to it first thing upon waking because Pissa makes day-drinking a viable hobby.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

bruh i can't breathe i'm just gonna transcribe this one straight

Polissa fell for a fake news article about Russia declaring war on "NATO and all western nations" and will pack a bug out bag... tomorrow. Despite claiming that the military is evacuating everyone out of the country as we speak?

Spoiler: diet coke 4 life, break out the rum

So my body completely shut down on me today. *long pause* It literally said rest. *long pause* And I just got this feeling deep inside that I was gonna need it. And I really hope I'm wrong.

*long pause* *lip smack* *deep breath* Russia has declared war on NATO and the western world, which means us. They have moved one of their ships across the Atlantic. *paus* Towards Bermuda. And they've got another ship sitting a little over the *pause* *gasp* international rules of distance for a military ship of another country to us. *pause* Out near Hawaii.

*deep gasp* Military movements have gone north, south, east, and west to all the coasts. And they're pouring into the big cities now. *long pause* So if you see military movements in your cities, that's why. They're getting ready. They're getting ready to take displaced people. They're getting ready to deal with literal fallout. Russia has boasted that the weapons that they have on these ships are far greater than anything that we've ever seen.

*long pause* And I'm worried. *pause* Now I live dead smack in the middle. *lip smack* I am three hours to Memphis, three hours to Nashville. *long pause* One hour to Huntsville, *pause* two hours to Birmingham. I'm in the middle of it. *long pause* And one of those in Huntsville could be a potential target because Redstone Arsenal.

*very long pause* I really hope I'm wrong, guys. *gasp* Tomorrow I'm going to be packing some bags and having them ready. And I would highly suggest *pause* all my family and friends have a bag. Have it ready to go. And start working on safety meet up plans with your family, because there may not be cell phones.

This is reality of war and this is how it starts. I wish it wasn't so.

Hi Y'all, I just heard on the radio that there's some kind of war of the worlds going on and martians are coming to take our welfare money. First thing tomorrow I'm going to be making an amazon wishlist of the most critical rainbow coloured survival gear. If y'all could donate to me before y'all are vaporised I'd appreciate it

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Alphabet mafia? Didn’t Pissa label herself queer at some point (I don’t remember)? Rain that in chinny because you won’t like it if the twansactivists and allies come for you.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

One: the empty bookshelves thing is literally on the level of those people who made a big fuss about empty hospital parking lots during the early days of covid. Libraries have to reduce their collections to make space for new books all the time. Lots of libraries set up themed shelves for holidays and observances like banned books week.

Two: Its not 1945. Nukes would be delivered via ICBM, not a fucking B-29 bomber. It would take about half an hour for the nuke to hit the US. Not enough time to even broadcast the fact that it's coming to the public, much less for anyone to actually brace themselves considering they'd have 5 minutes tops before it hit

 

[LonesomeDud]

I asked for aunt beating videos, BUT NO HELP CAME.

I think there should be more challenge-testing for licensure. Does a social worker really need four to seven years of school? Probably there are people who could do a lot of self-learning and still be effective in their fields. And then I remember the rat-like cunning and Biden-bux of Polissa. Imagine if she became a special ed teacher.

 

[Dnein]

Only reason she cares about neighbors is because she's afraid of complaints/reports. Bitch doesn't even go outside, as if she has some deep relationship with her neighbors outside of squabbles. Oh no, the new people will be angry about the health hazard of lung burning urea! They might even report all the screaming, stomping, and starving animals!

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Alphabet mafia? Didn’t Pissa label herself queer at some point (I don’t remember)? Rain that in chinny because you won’t like it if the twansactivists and allies come for you.

She has claimed to be demisexual, and not too long ago she was all 'I am not attracted to gender or physique, I am attracted to inner beauty and intelligence' or whatever, but I don't think she ever explicitly said she was pan. Which she isn't, anyway. She's a straight white woman, and will always be.

I had to laugh at her jealousy over the neighbor moving out. "She's been here 4 years, I've been here 5" because she may LARP as some sort of all-loving motherly figure, but the moment someone crawls their way out of her vicinity to something (hopefully) better, she can't even muster a fake "I'm happy for them".

Can you imagine getting this retard as a sub for anything? She can't even spell when using social media, where she has all the time in the world to correct her shit. Imagine her live, mushmouthing her way through a class. I have no idea what the fuck Sunday School is like, but I know if any of my kids spelled shit wrong because Miss Piss wrote it that way, I too would ask her to be removed whatever her status as a pre-marital fucker was.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

So today she was "packing bags" for... whatever disaster is simmering in her atrophied brain. So does she have a disaster evacuation ride lined up for her, Jo h & all thecritters? Or will we, after the bombs take out Redstone get treated to a pissy post shouting:

NO RIDE CAME!

 

[bitchfit]

The question we're all burning to know the answer to: did she save the Jimmy Dean Bowls from impending nuclear disaster?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Alphabet mafia? Didn’t Pissa label herself queer at some point (I don’t remember)? Rain that in chinny because you won’t like it if the twansactivists and allies come for you.

Like others said, she’s just a straight woman wanting to be special. That’s all fluff labels like demisexual are.

My impression is that her sex drive is fucked from fat and/or immobility. She’s half admitted it before




Looking at this old screenshot, even that is typical for women her age? Or hell, most people? Sex is fun but after a point you don’t want to fuck constantly. That’s a part of *gasp* growing up?!

One: the empty bookshelves thing is literally on the level of those people who made a big fuss about empty hospital parking lots during the early days of covid. Libraries have to reduce their collections to make space for new books all the time. Lots of libraries set up themed shelves for holidays and observances like banned books week.

Two: Its not 1945. Nukes would be delivered via ICBM, not a fucking B-29 bomber. It would take about half an hour for the nuke to hit the US. Not enough time to even broadcast the fact that it's coming to the public, much less for anyone to actually brace themselves considering they'd have 5 minutes tops before it hit

I have the strong feeling that that is what’s going on with the shelves, but OP and Pissa just see Republicans as the boogeymen. This is a woman that thinks that The Handmaid’s Tale is more or less prophecy.

I asked for aunt beating videos, BUT NO HELP CAME.

I think there should be more challenge-testing for licensure. Does a social worker really need four to seven years of school? Probably there are people who could do a lot of self-learning and still be effective in their fields. And then I remember the rat-like cunning and Biden-bux of Polissa. Imagine if she became a special ed teacher.

Polissa wouldn’t even know what to do if a tard had a seizure. If she even noticed before the kid swallowed his tongue.

Only reason she cares about neighbors is because she's afraid of complaints/reports. Bitch doesn't even go outside, as if she has some deep relationship with her neighbors outside of squabbles. Oh no, the new people will be angry about the health hazard of lung burning urea! They might even report all the screaming, stomping, and starving animals!

They could barely get away with Joh stealing stuff from Ms Raccoon’s yard. New neighbors won’t fly with that.

I can never get over how frat boys live behind her house. I wonder if they have legends of her or the smell that emanates from her house that they pass down every year to the initiates.

So today she was "packing bags" for... whatever disaster is simmering in her atrophied brain. So does she have a disaster evacuation ride lined up for her, Jo h & all thecritters? Or will we, after the bombs take out Redstone get treated to a pissy post shouting:

NO RIDE CAME!

Like Ol Dirty Fatso said, escape would be pointless with modern nukes. But the fact that she genuinely thought she was about to die and needed to evacuate but then decided “meh, I’d rather sleep” is so telling of how she’d act in an actual emergency or evacuation attempt. Even if escape is futile most people would be trying to do something if they knew it was coming towards them. Think of all those people that release their animals so they have a chance to escape and don’t burn to death in a confined space during a wildfire, that call their loved ones before they are executed by a mass shooter, or that guy that documented the eruption of Mount Saint Helens and then shielded his camera with his body to help scientists later. Pissa didn’t even tell Joh the “news” before going back to sleep, I bet.

The question we're all burning to know the answer to: did she save the Jimmy Dean Bowls from impending nuclear disaster?

Well, she did say that the trailer and living on *family land* were going to be her saving grace…

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Someone called her out on the Red Dawn TikTok.



Polissa responded by just posting someone else's TikToks that share news clips from CNN and The National Report (lmaooo) about "Russian spy boats" in US waters.

Yes. Polissa fell for The National Fuckin' Report.

Okay, even with the CNN source... That still isn't declarations of war, countrywide invasion, mass evacuation, and the whatnot that she had talked about. Countries spy on each other all the time.

She posted two other TikToks tonight. Transcripts following shortly.

First one is the more alarming one. Polissa is bitter about not having children to neglect while screaming at a crunchy mom for not bathing her baby often enough.

Spoiler: Polissa butting into things that are none of her business

[starts with clip of another TikToker wanting parents to "chime in" about how old their babies were when they gave their baby their first bath because a co worker tends to bathe her baby once a month]

*jump scare to Polissa, who is leaning very close to the camera* *deep breath* *lowkey Blanche voice* I want to preface this video right off and say that the path to accepting one's infertility is not linear. [i am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?] In most days I am fine now. But then videos like that really trigger me because I'm just like you're telling me *deep gasp* that people who neglect and harm their children *deep gasp* are the ones that get the children 99% of the time *deep gasp* and the people who would be absolutely wonderful parents *long pause* can't have them! *deep gasp* *finger point* Or weren't even given the option to try!

As in my case! [CPS inspected you and you failed. You had your chance and you blew it. And it's for the better considering how you treat your animals] Because Medicare does not cover infertility treatments of any kind or IVF [Polissa got a total hysterectomy with bilateral saplingo-oophrectomy (meaning every baby making part of her body) last August. Why is this a problem for her now?] Didn't even cover Clomid! [Why would an insurance that usually caters to retirees or terminally ill patients cover a fertility drug?]

*long pause* Yet a woman that won't even bathe a baby gets a baby! *deep gasp* I didn't want just a baby! I wanted the baby and the child and all the milestones and... [she totally would've treated her baby like an accessory she'd throw aside for something new as soon as it got hard or boring if it was born] *long pause, she really is trying to cry here but nothing is coming out*

*deep breath* It sucks watching all the new technology rolling out, and I'll never get to participate! *long pause, nod* I'm usually fine. *tongue click* It's been a long path and I've come a long way. *pause* But right now I don't feel as far down it as I need to be. I feel angry!

Bathe that baby! And you better be doing it more than once a month! You better be doing it at least twice a week! [I cannot have children either, so I googled and every source I saw only recommended babies through a year old getting bathed no more than twice a week. Mostly this is because their skin is so fragile that doing it more can break the skin. And Polissa is saying bathe it practically every day or every other day?] *long pause* How are you not gonna bathe the baby?! What about all the spoiled milks?! Spilled milk on it?! Food?! Diaper changes?! [that's just bathing, not quick body wipes or diaper changes? We don't know if crunchy mom is wiping the baby with baby wipes to top off cleaning?] You can't tell me that baby hasn't had an explosive diarrhea moment?! [well duh, you wash the baby afterwards? Once a month means on average, I'd suppose? Not literally baby gets one bath a month, no exceptions?] Where you had to put the baby in a bathtub to wash it off! [I hope she means an actual baby tub and not the full fledged bathtub? Send rainbows] Every baby experiences that!

*"wipes" her face; eyes are wettened but still crocodile* I don't, I've never seen a child that didn't! And you tell me you didn't bathe the baby?! Baby wipes alone was good enough for you? Give me a break! [If I ever make a Polissa drinking game, "give me a break" is going to require taking a shot]

*long pause* *head shaking and huffing* This is BS!

Second one is mostly her discussing "not having enough food." Wah wah. However, she does divulge a very intriguing tidbit at the very end...

Spoiler: "You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!"

[video starts with a guy screaming "how y'all affording groceries right now?!"]

[jump cut to Polissa, once again with her face six inches from the screen] *deep breath* I'm what's considered "old poor." Been poor my entire life. *deep breath* So I know how to cook and how to feed myself on a budget. [don't make me break out the laughing Lupin video]

*long pause* *more Blanche-like voice* But I'm gonna tell you since the first recession [I think she means the Great Recession, although she was 18 in 2001 where there was a recession, and wasn't there a stock market crash in the 1980s?] *long pause* I no longer eat three meals a day. Most days I don't eat two meals a day! *long pause* The majority of the time, I have- I live on a liquid diet! That I have made myself adjust to! And my head swims, and it hurts *gasp* and my stomach hurts, and I have a constant empty feeling! [lots of sugar and caffiene will do that to you] And I save my actual meal I get to eat for the end of the day! So I don't go to bed hungry! And lie awake all night in pain! [Does Polissa know about intermittent fasting and one meal a day? Or poor people in other countries that eat one meal a day at the beginning or end of the day? Check yer privilege!]

*long pause* *tongue click* *deep breath* A lot of times if my mom doesn't help me with food, we don't eat! [Considering that we determined that she was getting almost $400+ before the pandemic supplement, that is fucking horrifying to think about. And not for the reasons Polissa thinks it is. She is fucked if Robin goes before her.] Especially if it's in the time of the month that the food stamps are gone! And I've only gotten food stamps since the beginning of the big panini! [attempt at humor failed]

*long pause* And that first year was so nice! I'm not gonna lie. *deep breath* I feel guilty because the whole world was going *pause* downhill so fast and so many people were dying, but for once, *deep breath* it almost... eight years at that point! I had a cabinet full of food! Year two got hard! *pause* But we still managed. And then... 2022. *pause* It got even harder. Cause the food costs went so high.

*voice breaks* And now, it doesn't even last three weeks! And as of next month, the extra help we're getting is gone! And we go back to new rates! And it's not a lot! [again, seeing her receipts is not making me feel good feelings right now] And it's nowhere enough to try to feed someone for a month! Me and my husband have legally separated! [oh???] All of our stuff, *sniff* because of government BS and red tape! [I would definitely add "red tape" to the drinking game too] And to stay fed! *long pause* It's not right, it's not fair. But here we are!

Now, the solution, and this is short term, is go to Dollar Tree, getchu some seeds. [You don't get crap from buying seeds at Dollar Tree. It'd actually be cheaper and a better value to buy them at Walmart. Oh, and if you have food stamps, they're covered by EBT if they're for human consumption!] Go to Walmart, getchu some seeds. Go to Amazon, order you some seeds. Heirloom, non GMO, seeds! Yes, it matters!

*long pause* *huffs* You're gonna go to Garden Top and learn all you can absorb. [why am I taking instructions from a woman that killed her garden last year because she refused to work on it? I also remember that she was constantly begging for dirt, fertilizer, actual plants, etc. Gardening is a lot more expensive than you'd think, just like how raising chickens is more expensive than initially buying the birds themselves]

*long pause* And come in the next few months, you're gonna have a garden growing! To feed yourself! *deep breath* And you're gonna learn canning! That's the next step! [whoo, made it just in time!]

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Get chew sum seeds.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

IRT the CNN report...

International waters are outside of 12 nm of the coast of land. Everyone can operate whatever the fuck they want there. Yes, there are rules (rules of 'the road,' so to say - like making way for a ship of war, who has precedence in certain areas, etc.) but anyone can operate whatever the fuck they want whenever the fuck they want.

Also, this is a frigate. While I won't get into details about missile systems, missile defense systems or weapon capabilities when it comes to ships... I'll say that I giggle at the thought that this is a serious threat in any fashion.

Pissa would probably shit her pants if she knew what kind of weaponry was being tested back in '05 via live-fire exercises, not just simulations. I may be rather familiar with the after-effects of said tests. It was part of the group we were in. We had to supply people for repairs after the live-fire exercise due to unexpected loading causing unexpected issues. No further details will be supplied because reasons. Sorry.

TL;DR: There is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary here. 'It's the timing,' CNN says. It's another day in the fucking military, old crusty Sailor says. No news here. Pissa is a gullible idiot.

ETA: She'd also piss herself if she knew the shenanigans of both of our Navies in the past. NR-1 has a very, very interesting non-published (publically) history, and the pictures from her periscope are fantastic.

ETA Some more:

Spoiler: OMFG the clipping of her face LMFAO

 

[General Disarray]

Po-po should remember we're coming in quick to February and its Black History month, of course shelves are gonna be in a state of transition as the libraries are gonna be featuring those authors. You're not racist, are you Polly?