I rarely watch a Chance video without skimming through it or just waiting for someone else to compile the highlights for me. So I missed this latest tidbit about his ever shifting past.
Who knew that he's not just a hardened thug from the mean streets of Akron, who ran with gangbangers and knows a whole crew who are ready and willing to go fuck shit up at his command. Turns out he's also a good ole fashioned down home full fledged redneck country boy as well! He was raised on Willie Nelson and NASCAR, he loves him some of that shit.
He's like a really really shitty inbred knockoff version of Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol. Only he has around 7 alt personalities he switches between instead of 64.
Lets see if I can name them all.
1. RageRax - Self explanatory.
2. SympathyRax - Ditto.
3. ThugRax - When he starts grabbing his dick and talking like he's black.
4. RaxLesnar - When he's ready to throw down and beat the piss out of someone.
5. RaxFrehley - Guitar god among men and musical genius.
6. GarbagePailRax - Playing scratch n sniff with his asshole or picking scabs.
7. RaxRacerEvo - A walking Haynes manual and expert race driver.
Also, he's confused being a redneck with just being poor white trash, which is precisely what he is, poor white trash.