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Featured on Jan 29, 2023 by Null: May, Ralph's wife as of January 12th, has abandoned him at the JFK International Airport and left with their child instead of taking a connecting flight to Rome, Italy for a honeymoon. Ralph now claims this was a 'work'. He's put out a video in Rome with May present, so she's back with him.
Update time babeeeee!Nothing to see here, just a nude horse posted on /cow/ by (allegedly) Ethan Ralph.
Onion: https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...lph-vs-amanda-lynn-ralph.146386/post-16741278
São Toméan: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-oliver-ralph-vs-amanda-lynn-ralph.146386/post-16741278
How it started:
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Got rid of Harry’s cheap shit lmfao, Rozy Ba…
archived 29 Jan 2023 09:49:58 UTC
Ethan Ralph feeling like a star because some guy took a photo with him at the airport.
>Have fun on your honeymoon trip!
lol
lmao
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Lol some guy took a pic with me at JFK Airpo…
archived 29 Jan 2023 09:55:43 UTC
Ethan Ralph was hollerin at Alanna Morris, implying that they've had sex and she's swallowed the "Ralphaseed". Invoice your clean up cost to Nora's gmail.
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "The RalphaSeed can’t help with barren whores…
archived 28 Jan 2023 21:40:54 UTC
Ethan Ralph tweets that Amanda Morris (Amanda Ralph, legally) has absconded with "his" daughter Cozy.tv Rozy.
Nice thesaurus you have there Ethan.
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619561194469359617
Seething.
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619554078924869632
The argument at the airport Ethan Ralph was alluding to likely relates to this:
2 hours delay, he, Amanda Ralph and their baby cozy.tv Rozy got the boot.
https://twitter.com/avborges/status/1619524386230509569
Amanda Reilly on Twitter: "@Delta 2hours delay headed to Rome due to …
archived 29 Jan 2023 05:40:01 UTC
A whore with the legal documents to prove she's your wife, Ethan.
Call her a lolicon paedophile right now.
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619564375760846848
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I don't have a family. I have a whore who cl…
archived 29 Jan 2023 05:14:47 UTC
Time for a reload of the bestiality porn, this time it's a cross species gunting, featuring an FtM horse and a pig.
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619563288685342722
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I got the real tapes if the bitch wants to p…
archived 29 Jan 2023 05:10:12 UTC
A stunned Harry.
https://twitter.com/HMo1166/status/1619562620004233216
A hollerin' causing those delays. Sad.
A paedophile chimes in.
https://twitter.com/VitoComedy/status/1619571606342483968
VITO on Twitter: "@TheRalphRetort Delete this and work it out private…
archived 29 Jan 2023 06:30:02 UTC
Cozy.tv Rozy was spawned to spite the ayelawgz.
Gross.
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "@XChadsUnite I don't really care." / Twitter
archived 29 Jan 2023 05:48:04 UTC
Update 01/29/23Ethan Oliver Ralph is now claiming the entire event was a gayop orchestrated with Amanda Lynn Ralph to get back at Harry Morris, and epically pwn the fan forum!!! I feel so owned.
If this tweet makes no literary sense to you, it's because you don't understand wrasslin and had a great childhood.
"Work" is a wrasslin term for "a scripted event", as if any of wrasslin is unscripted.
Flashback to Faith Vickers.
No, not the unwashed fat pig on the left wearing his own fucking merchandise.
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "😂😂😂 get worked Halfwit Harry https://t.co…
archived 29 Jan 2023 18:44:34 UTC
Ayelawgs are quick to point out the discrepancies. Some of these theories are pretty garbage but despite that, it is now proven to be the case.
- The photo above was taken prior to the flight on the day before.
- This was because JFK airport region is cloudy today, and the photo showed a bright airport waiting area.
- (Yeah, I know, clouds won't just cause a lunar eclipse...)
- Anyway, people were suggesting that Ethan Ralph was the only one that got kicked off the plane after an argument with the whore that claims to be his wife. Amanda Lynn Ralph and cozy.tv Rozy flew to Rome. Ethan Ralph got big mad because they didn't follow him off the plane.
- Even if the autism falls short, the conclusion was accurate.
Later:
- Several users looked into flight tracking tools
- They concluded that the plane was going to take off, but had to return to the gate to expel the raging pillbilly from West Memphis, Arkansas.
- This was later substantiated when user @Ratso Bronum found the ATC audio clip of the return.
- User @Balldo's Gate found an extended version where the pilot asked for a return to the gate, because a 5'1'' raging pilled up pig was causing trouble.
At 0:19: "We need to pull back into the gate. Can we get pulled back into gate 32? We need a passenger removed."
At 2:30: "We have one passenger - we had an incident with him at the gate [inaudible] and said he was fine, but he's giving us trouble again. We need him off the aircraft."
The ATC audio is from LiveATC. Go to the archive section - it's January 29, 1:00 UTC. It's about 18 minutes in that the pilot asks to turn around which should make it around 8:18pm that they decided to kick whatever asshole they were dealing with off. The plane is scheduled to depart at 7:50, which means that absent other delays there may have been an initial incident at the gate that resulted in a delay but they didn't kick him off over.
At 2:30: "We have one passenger - we had an incident with him at the gate [inaudible] and said he was fine, but he's giving us trouble again. We need him off the aircraft."
The ATC audio is from LiveATC. Go to the archive section - it's January 29, 1:00 UTC. It's about 18 minutes in that the pilot asks to turn around which should make it around 8:18pm that they decided to kick whatever asshole they were dealing with off. The plane is scheduled to depart at 7:50, which means that absent other delays there may have been an initial incident at the gate that resulted in a delay but they didn't kick him off over.
Ethan Ralph decided it was time to cry about Keemstar.
Obviously, he attacks the woman, claiming she cant speak the ingrish good.
I normally won't pick people's literacy, but you cannot speak a noun. It's "the English language". If your going too cry about some ones English, at lease made sence you'reself.
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Another1 that didn’t age well, @Keemstar! Yo…
archived 30 Jan 2023 00:51:21 UTC
Ethan Ralph's measurements are 5'1'', 1.5'', 510 lbs.
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Smoking Keemstar pack daily until he apologi…
archived 30 Jan 2023 03:19:14 UTC
After the revelations, Ethan Ralph finally consneeded and admitted that Delta dealt with him swiftly by showing him the door, unfortunately it wasn't the emergency exit.
Still coping, astronomical cope.
https://archive.ph/9J39w
>Working my guys
This is coming from some fat baby who just accused someone's wife of not being able to speak the English good.
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No. I felt bad about working my guys. I even…
archived 30 Jan 2023 01:19:31 UTC
User @chudbere decided to reach out to the commuter who had her day disrupted by a groveling grunting gunt, via email. The commuter made a public tweet also.
Amanda Reilly on Twitter: "@iIovemykittycat @Delta Jeez! Same… good t…
archived 30 Jan 2023 06:37:41 UTC
Ethan Ralph was very loud and he was exiled with gunt absconded from his flight.
More information here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-oliver-ralph-vs-amanda-lynn-ralph.146386/post-14497844
There you have it. Ethan Ralph got kicked off the plane with his mare and cozy.tv Rozy, and decided to do the dumbest gayop ever by calling his wife a whore and a thief of his child, deleting the tweets, just to get back at her father Harry Morris.
What, you don't believe me?
At least you're sane.
Update 01/30/23The exchange above indicated that Ethan Ralph was tossed out of the plane with Amanda Ralph and cozy.tv Rozy. Despite that, some ayelawgs were still speculating about their whereabouts. Maybe Ethan Ralph arrived in Rome alone, or he didn't go at all! Turns out it's a W for the Ralphamale, what a happy family outing!
Here was Harry's response that I missed:
So Ethan Ralph's "work" culminated to this...?
Total Ralphamale W I guess.
Ethan Ralph vagueposted this photo:
Ayelawgs were quick to point out the blurred tree and speculate about Google streetview.
Um, winds exist? Heard of a parallax? Did you know that shit closer will appear more blurred than shit further back, it's called perspective? Okay whatever IT'S GOOGLE STREETVIEW!!!1
@Blowing Raspberries found this to discredit Google Streetview claims.
This was from February of 2022, note the smaller tree which is now larger in Ethan Ralph's photo. Also note what appeared to be ropes around the tree (tree wrapping) which is sometimes done during Winter?
So yeah, take the L guys and move on.
This was from February of 2022, note the smaller tree which is now larger in Ethan Ralph's photo. Also note what appeared to be ropes around the tree (tree wrapping) which is sometimes done during Winter?
So yeah, take the L guys and move on.
He followed up with this trash, speculation ran wild! Maybe Amanda Ralph is back in Rochester NY to file every DVRO possible with Harry.
https://archive.ph/yZNQy
lol
Woopsies, big Ls taken today.
(That pizza looks gross.)
After revealing that he's been reading this thread for 2 hours, he directs a video at Johm Potter.
Big W for the Ralphamale and massive Ls for the Kiwifarms, also the hallow dome where we live rent free inside.
Credits:
@Jack Awful | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amand...arty-sadntrad-clout-horse.81222/post-14474387
@Fslur | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amand...arty-sadntrad-clout-horse.81222/post-14476248
@Balldo's Gate | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amand...arty-sadntrad-clout-horse.81222/post-14475159
@Funnyscum | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/post-14470580
I redid some of the archives to include new replies that were funny.
@Blowing Raspberries | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-oliver-ralph-vs-amanda-lynn-ralph.146386/post-14499980
@Fslur | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amand...arty-sadntrad-clout-horse.81222/post-14476248
@Balldo's Gate | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amand...arty-sadntrad-clout-horse.81222/post-14475159
@Funnyscum | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/post-14470580
I redid some of the archives to include new replies that were funny.
@Blowing Raspberries | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-oliver-ralph-vs-amanda-lynn-ralph.146386/post-14499980
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