Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Procrastinhater]

Oh lol wut?
Ralph what are you doing?

 

[Fausto]

So is he still going to Italy or is he going back to Mexico? I would love to see an unhinged Ralph getting into shenanigans in Rome now that horse face and Cozy.tv Rozy fucked off.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

While I think most of us could have seen this coming, I doubt it would come as soon as this.

Probably already covered in their thread, but the Kino Casino is going hold a celebration stream for the Great Escape.

Someone should merge all the VS threads.

That would be an unholy nightmare. Probably would be better an an index of sorts.

 

[True Gunt Radio]

Alright, I'm now sure of it: Dear Leader used the proceeds from the patch sale to fund paying Meigh's asking price to make his prediction iron-clad.

How much did it cost, Josh?

Thirty pieces of silver.

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh lol wut?
Ralph what are you doing?

Busy being Ethan Ralph.
No faggot weenies required, no dumb niggery trooncord or twitter groups needed.

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

I think of (corny) 80's action hero movies. The plot is so stupid and in your gut you know the next dumb scene, yet fade cognative disodence to enjoy the drama. This is that movie the shocking part is it took this Long for Meigh to get the fuck away.

 

[Hijo de Dang Woodchucks!]

I assume he means that whatever drama there was, was enough to get the police involved but ultimately there were no charges.

Pigs can't be held legally accountable for their actions in the state of New York, only their owners.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

>imagining Meigh with a thousand yard stare as the Gunt is hollerin' up a scene aboard a Rome-bound 767 waiting to pull out of the gate, surrounded by judgmental tourists and pissy stewardesses

it was then she realized she had truly fucked up.

I think this was planned, Ralph does not seem to be completely out of his mind on drugs or alcohol at the moment hence he even managed to delete some of his worse Tweets. It could be his behaviour in the trip, but what could Ralph really be doing in public that was worse than what he had already done online in front of Meigh time and time again. Humiliating her in front of friends, family and the spergs for all to see.

Further to this, previous DMs with Gator suggested she wanted out when he was a drunken mess some time ago. Ralph even quit drinking to excess for a few months after that. Perhaps the fact he spent a full week blind drunk and making comments about killing her to her face finally made May realise he was not going to change. Did she think that being his wife would fix things perhaps?

 

[MadStan]

The Ralph Retort
Then faiths report
In Court we Fought
The Horse of May he bought.

To Mexico for nought
On planes we fought
The Horse Distraught.
In NY aborts
Hail hail
The Horse Retorts

 

[Box Tie]

After figuring out what agency is responsible for handling escaped livestock at JFK one of you NYC fags needs to take the bullet and get the bodycam footage through a FOI request, don't let us down.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I said the trip itinerary was straight from hell. I think by the time they reached the layover at JFK she was at the end of her rope.

What's the one thing that's changed recently that the full consequences of hadn't yet been felt at Ralphamania? Harry cut off the credit card.

My bet is the repercussions from that are what finally caused Amanda to act, which means his finances are probably worse than what is even speculated here. Reminder, he was acting as if he was financially crippled by the loss of the merch (1-2k tops) and has been begging all week to cover the cost of flying to Rome.

Not only did he cut off the card but then Ralph decides they should do a budget, four day hell trip to Rome to prove they totally aren’t broke! (Trip to Rome more important than having rent for Feb or March)

May already endured Ralph’s five day binge, did D-day landing style packing to travel with an infant, four hour drive, customs, 8 hours on a plane, and JFK layover with a nine month old baby. This shit would break almost any mother, but now the rage pig was drunk, and insulting her and her family, I’m front of a plane full of people she was going to be stuck on for another ten hours of hell with an infant. Plus five more days of absolute travel hell (where she would be required to take happy photos). Ralph gave zero thought to how fucking awful and stressful this dumbass trip would be on Pantsu or Rozy. He just wanted to go to Rome and didn’t give any fucks.

I have a small hope those maternal instincts kicked in and she realized what she was putting Roxy thru hell for the sake of drunk daddy who cares more about online BS than his wife or child. It could just be he hurt her feelings in the plane argument but I really hope she finally decided to make Rozy’s well being her priority.

 

[sassblassted]

Imagine if there was a TV crew on this situation at all time. I know there are TLC execs that would kill for this kind of story.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

That's some commitment to the bit.


Don't know if it's real, but:
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Doesn't mention the child lol. I feel bad for that kid.

 

[John Smith]

is Jesse funny or not ?
I feel like this is some Nick Cage shit.

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

the real victim in this is the kinochet thread, all the spergs who totally don't use discord won't be able to talk about how they don't use discord

 

[Luigi]

And this is only January.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

I can't stop laughing at how Ralph's twitter looks right now

 

[Leedsotherkid]

AUGHGHGH NO INFACT IT WAS YOU WHOM GOT ABANDONED AT THE AIRPORT
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He’s what? 37? He looks 60. this is what drugs, booze and sloth do to you kids. He’s like a living campaign to scare the young’uns straight.

 

[Punished Neco]

Ethan Ralph really saw Keffals win Lolcow of the Year and decided to come out of the gates swinging in 2023.

Be it Bowling or LOTY he wants that crown

 

[Pootella]

D'you know if anyone's looked deeper into...those two broads? The one with the bad dyejob...Riley, while I can't search her tweets properly...she talks _a lot_ about sleeping on friends couches...

Damn bro, give it a shot. If a guy like Zatlit can break up a marriage to sleep with his dream girl than even you can land a homeless, drug addicted sheboon on twitter.