Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[ImNotJewish]

She really is one of the fugliest kids I've ever seen.

Her and her brother both have Ralphaface... cursed genetics

 

[Glowie]

May doesn’t have any friends, certainly none she could call at midnight from the airport to help her. Airport security would have helped escort her and Rozy away from rage pig and she got a hotel room either via charity, money she had on her or called her fam. No doubt she and Rozy are exhausted and need to rest.

Harry was willing to drive from Rochester to AC at 3 am during a rage pig fight, so Im sure he would drive to NYC right now if needed. Hopefully her parents don’t bend over backwards to rescue her (again) from her own terrible decisions given how she’s treated them all. A Sunday plane or train ticket to Rochester would be better than running to her rescue. Given her track record she’s just as likely to go back to Gunt once he simmers down and starts texting she’s his soulmate and he will kill himself if she doesn’t return.

Ralph is apex white trash. Of course he would get removed from a plane for a public fight with a wife with infant in arms, it’s West Memphis white trash travel etiquette 101. He probably would have tried to take Rozy as a pawn for leverage if she didn’t cling to May in sheer terror when daddy hollers.

I wouldn't be surprised if she sought emergency housing for victims of spousal abuse after this.

Who knows what happened behind closed doors.

 

[Naoto]

All I ask for now is that; If the Morris' decided to do a tell all, please don't do it on cog's or currydust's show. Just go on kino casino.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Guys, this may be a novel opinion, but Ralph is obviously going through some shit atm, the breakup of a long term marriage between a loving couple can be hard on anyone, the Ralphamale is obviously hurting, so before any of us piles on, I'd just like to suggest under the circumstances we treat Ralph with the same level of compassion and respect that he would show any of us if the circumstances were reversed.

 

[Pootella]

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God damn coom brained rekieta can't help himself. Watching his wife take black dick hopped up on molly really did a number on him.

 

[GreenTips]

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"From one alcoholic father to another I'm going to cast stones in my glass house, Crisiskang!"

God everyone in this sektur is retarded. Rakets is probably still drunk from last night, find peace and sobriety both of you lolcows.

 

[Truly Rural]

There is no such thing as Amanda Morris, Ethan. She is 100% Ralph doing what Ralphs do. Abandoning you personally.

 

[TrulyMan]

One key difference: This is real. There really is an Ethan Oliver Ralph stuck in NYC after presumably getting kicked off a plane and abandoned by his newlywed.

If you made a TV show out of Ralph, nobody would believe the plot line could possibly exist.

You think it's real. I thin kits Bam Magera but 20 years later and his father and his wife are in on it or at least know it makes him a living the way Tom Greens parents did. But keep drinking the kool aid.
It may have been real at one point, but it aint anymore

 

[Rickenbacker]

Ralph really going for the record in the divorce any % speed run

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

God damn coom brained rekieta can't help himself. Watching his wife take black dick hopped up on molly really did a number on him.
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Writing degree.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Guys, this may be a novel opinion, but Ralph is obviously going through some shit atm, the breakup of a long term marriage between a loving couple can be hard on anyone, the Ralphamale is obviously hurting, so before any of us piles on, I'd just like to suggest under the circumstances we treat Ralph with the same level of compassion and respect that he would show any of us if the circumstances were reversed.

EFG

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"Sir... SIR! I'm going to have to ask you to please stay seated."
"PANTSU, GET BACK IN HERE, BITCH!"
"SIR..."
"YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME? WE CAN JUST HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL DAY LONG!"

 

[Nuclear Enaculation Doc]

Ralph really going for the record in the divorce any % speed run

Not sure if he can claim glitchless % though

 

[northstar747]

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well jesus nick spend some of that super chat money and have a ralph may, nick, lr trip to a sex resort

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

FIVE STAR DAYS!

THE RALPHAMALE NEVER MISSES.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

It’s not even funny anymore now it’s just really sad and someone should somehow end all this self inflicted misery. How do I delete my kiwifarms account?

 

[Post Reply]

well jesus nick spend some of that super chat money and have a ralph may, nick, lr trip to a sex resort

If the Ralphs and Rekietas took a swinging vacation together, Nick might just be able to save both their marriages!

 

[TEA 3HF]

Europe is 3 for 3 on owning Ralph in the most hilarious ways possible. Hats off, well done.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

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What a fucking cuck.

 

[Near]

Europe is 3 for 3 on owning Ralph in the most hilarious ways possible. Hats off, well done.

It's great. The US allows complete fuckups like him to exist without starving to death. Literally anywhere else in the world just rejects him outright.