Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Bland Crumbs]

Come on now, that’s not fair. He’s been speedrunning his own self-destruction since birth. This moron isn’t making it to 40.

He is under 40???

 

[Elmo]

I thought I was well versed in cowdom but there is too much to follow with gunt. It’s like I walked into a graduate physics class expecting it to be standard 101 introduction stuff. I’ve gone through multiple OP’s, is there anywhere that summarizes how it got to this point? I may be asking the impossible as I’m baffled by how low this goes every page I read into him. How accurate is this?

OG pro gamergater alienates everyone, convicted sex offender, and pedophile? Managed to steal girl/horse from other lolcow who troons out in response, but girl he steals is also a pedophile? In his 30s despite looking 50+ due to pull and alcohol abuse. Married to the horse at Elvis chapel and DSP’s his audience to pay for a Italy Vacation, but while on plane they fight and causes him to be kicked off and banned from Delta? Now they getting an annulment and his revenge porn tactic he was literally convicted of , is threatened as a way to keep her in line? And that the cast of characters is so bad people are rooting for the female pedo because even her doesn’t deserve this? Am I even remotely close?

Not sure where to tell you but I usually recommend watching KAP's video as a starting point but there is a lot of catching up to do after it ends:

He is under 40???

He turned 37 last September.

 

[Ghostse]

They literally just got married lol

5 STAR DIVORCE

Divorce Speed Run, Child Support Payments Pickup, Any %

 

[zero-seventy]

Since Ralph seems to need a relationship, I wonder what obscure internet woman he'll pursue and get rid of with his own behaviour next

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Managed to steal girl/horse from other lolcow who troons out in response, but girl he steals is also a pedophile?

Digi was trooning out before she left. She had a hand in encouraging it, and even said she was an FTM at the time, and took over being “digibro” while digi explored his female identity.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Since Ralph seems to need a relationship, I wonder what obscure internet woman he'll pursue and get rid of with his own behaviour next

We'll get the DSP crossover and Kat will move in with the rage pig.

 

[Bioniclelover]

King of Sting needs to make a sequel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMQrtej3X10

 

[Elmo]

Since Ralph seems to need a relationship, I wonder what obscure internet woman he'll pursue and get rid of with his own behaviour next

Stardust.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Since Ralph seems to need a relationship, I wonder what obscure internet woman he'll pursue and get rid of with his own behaviour next

I fully expect that his first tweets today to include a skank he picked up on the streets of NYC. That's the only way to own Null after last night.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Since Ralph seems to need a relationship, I wonder what obscure internet woman he'll pursue and get rid of with his own behaviour next

Qween Keffals!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Jay Leno: Ralph went to Rome. You hear about this folks? Yeah, he went to roam around the streets of New York looking for his pedophile horse-bride.

 

[Concentrate Juice]

YFW you realize you had a child with and married Ethan Ralph

A moment of clarity is all it took

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I get the impression that Ralph was just having one of his typical drunken tantrums and the cops offered to separate Meigh and the baby from the situation and she took them up on it. Probably wasnt planned, more like a last straw spur-of-the-moment type thing. She would have escaped at Ralphamania while Ralph was 1.5 inches deep in some ghetto hooker if this was some autistic hostage situation.

Agreed. She was actually willing to go long on this retard hell trip right up until some shit went down on the plane. Sounds like something similar to the Atlantic City drama but this time instead of being in a shitty casino hotel room they were in the pressure cooker of a packed plane that needed to take-off. I bet the passengers applauded as they left the plane.

White trash couple arguing with crying infant is like the worst nightmare situation possible for a people on transatlantic flight.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

An issue that hasn’t been explored yet, a very interesting one, is the fact that in a divorce from Gunt, Meigh could very well go after and receive a percentage interest in Gunt’s Intellectual Property. Unlike the Ralphaswamp, or Ronnie’s Crack Shack, she can prove that she’s participated in the Killstream, cohosted it, so although it was all Gunt’s prior to their marriage Gunt brought her into it and she’s legally entitled to a piece of it. This divorce, if handled correctly, COULD result in a permanent Abort of the Retort.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Reading about Ethan Ralph is the best entertainment while eating lunch and passing time. It makes anything in a video game go by so fast.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

So have there been any updates to this? Is the horse still MIA, or, god fucking forbid, is Podawful telling the truth

 

[Kheapathic]

I thought I was well versed in cowdom but there is too much to follow with gunt. It’s like I walked into a graduate physics class expecting it to be standard 101 introduction stuff. I’ve gone through multiple OP’s, is there anywhere that summarizes how it got to this point? I may be asking the impossible as I’m baffled by how low this goes every page I read into him. How accurate is this?

OG pro gamergater alienates everyone, convicted sex offender, and pedophile? Managed to steal girl/horse from other lolcow who troons out in response, but girl he steals is also a pedophile? In his 30s despite looking 50+ due to pull and alcohol abuse. Married to the horse at Elvis chapel and DSP’s his audience to pay for a Italy Vacation, but while on plane they fight and causes him to be kicked off and banned from Delta? Now they getting an annulment and his revenge porn tactic he was literally convicted of , is threatened as a way to keep her in line? And that the cast of characters is so bad people are rooting for the female pedo because even her doesn’t deserve this? Am I even remotely close?

It started with a corn joke.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I thought I was well versed in cowdom but there is too much to follow with gunt. It’s like I walked into a graduate physics class expecting it to be standard 101 introduction stuff. I’ve gone through multiple OP’s, is there anywhere that summarizes how it got to this point? I may be asking the impossible as I’m baffled by how low this goes every page I read into him. How accurate is this?

OG pro gamergater alienates everyone, convicted sex offender, and pedophile? Managed to steal girl/horse from other lolcow who troons out in response, but girl he steals is also a pedophile? In his 30s despite looking 50+ due to pull and alcohol abuse. Married to the horse at Elvis chapel and DSP’s his audience to pay for a Italy Vacation, but while on plane they fight and causes him to be kicked off and banned from Delta? Now they getting an annulment and his revenge porn tactic he was literally convicted of , is threatened as a way to keep her in line? And that the cast of characters is so bad people are rooting for the female pedo because even her doesn’t deserve this? Am I even remotely close?

Here's a visual cliff notes up to portugal 2.0, I should probably do a 2.0 as there's been some great content since then.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

is Podawful telling the truth

The answer to this question is always no

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

It started with a corn joke.

That's the most amazing fucking thing. Sure he was slipping for a while, chasing off co-hosts because he's a raging fucking idiot, but Jewsh joking about sacrificing Ralph to the corn just fucking chucked him off the ledge into full on insanity