Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

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  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

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soulgains said:
I'm not caught up on the lore, but I have to say having no father is better than having Ethan Ralph as your father.
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Just another statistic for the 18.3 million children across the USA.
 
Total Ralphamale Victory Copewi Farmers!!!
(even though I said their marriage was a victory too but whatever)
The Ralphamale don’t need no bitch and a fuckin kid to hold him down, shiieeet nigga.

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Another ALL TIME BANGER FROM THE KILLSTREAM!!!
All you ALAWGS thought his loving wife and beautiful child would leave the RALPHAMALE.
AS IF negroes! There is no other male like the RALPHAMALE. Meigh ain't never leaving...
BITCH!!!
 
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Quiche Lorraine said:
I know Metokur hung his hat up and is having a tough time; but I take some pleasure in knowing that today despite whatever he has going on, whatever discomfort he has, this is bringing a wide and weasel like smile to his face.

I think we need a meme and audio of his howls laugh to go with anyone accessing the Gunt threads as homage.
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I was thinking that if he hasn't died yet, he might literally die of laughter hearing about this.
 
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Obscura539 said:
What's Ralph's next move in this situation? Does he have any friends to call to ask for advice or support? I wonder if Morris deleting the tweet confirms he has a plan to act and wants to hide it from googly eyes. If Harry went to NYC from Upstate he should be on his way back by now.
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Ralph has many NY fans of the Killstream Avon, DarkV (oh wait...)
 
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"you will NEVER find the location of my concrete hovel in Mexico!"
*gets doxxed by his father in law*
"My father in law will NEVER see a picture of his grand-daughter!"
*posts pictures of her on twitter*
"Meigh will NEVER leave me and no one will EVER take a child from me again!"
*Meigh absconds with baby*

Ralph, please tell us which numbers will never ever win the lottery; I've got a theory to test.
 
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Obscura539 said:
What's Ralph's next move in this situation? Does he have any friends to call to ask for advice or support? I wonder if Morris deleting the tweet confirms he has a plan to act and wants to hide it from googly eyes. If Harry went to NYC from Upstate he should be on his way back by now.
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Do you honestly believe Ralph has any honest friends?

Family - All dead except his special needs brother
IRL Friends - None
Internet Friends - None, sycophants maybe, and people who believe his Ralphamale shit, but no friends.
Cozy TV / GamerGaters - Nick Fuentes, Milo Yianopolous, and whoever else isn't a friend, but a grifting shark.

But even if he did, do you think with how loaded he is on a daily basis he has enough vision to take advice? The only person Ralph could call for advice is a lawyer; they don't work for free, and you don't pay someone to be a friend.
 
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So. Did Ralph sign a prenup or did he assume that May would be too much of a footstool to even think of leaving him? He's already fled his crack shack in Memphis to his hovel in Mexico, so I'd be interested in seeing what else he can be financially milked for. Maybe he'll have to pawn Ronnie's Super Sexy Super Expensive Ring to make alimony. Of course that's assuming that she has enough of a backbone to walk away from a clearly toxic relationship.

By the way, you should propably stop reading the forum and focus on getting back home and sorting your assets, Ralph. Regardless of what happens next, you're going to be up shit creak without a paddle so you may as well prepare for the worst. You mentally/physically stunted halfwit.
 
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I'm sure it bodes well to the relationship that an altercation in public is met with the Gunt calling his wife a whore on twitter and threatening her. :)

So two dumb cunts spawned two guntlings and both of them left his sorry ass. As pointed out already, he's probably gonna double down on it, saying he doesn't need them and WILL be in his children's lives whether they want it or not. he's gonna squee and squee and howler and in the end he's gonna drown his sorrows in more booze and become even more washed up when the dent-heads that support him lose interest and see what a sad piece of white trash he is.
 
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maguyver16 said:
It's fun to imagine all of the foreigners transferring or arriving at JFK and seeing these two hoosiers fighting in all their white trash glory, treating the airport like the parking lot of a Denny's.

Welcome to the USA, y'all!
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And to top it off, another has been claimed by the vortex

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