Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Angry Shoes]

“It was a work” is pure cope. He either convinced her to come back or she’s gone and he's trying to pretend like everything is okay.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

IT WAS A WORK HARRY YOU HALFWIT. SEE I PRETENDED WE HAD A BIG FALLOUT IN THE AIRPORT AND GOADED YOU INTO EMAILING YOUR DAUGHTER. THAT'S RIGHT, MY MASTERPLAN TO EXPOSE THE FACT YOU STILL LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER WAS SUCCESSFUL. JOKES ON YOU HARRY ~ t.Gunt

Trying to play this off as a work to own Harry Morris makes literally no sense. Wow, someone's dad emailing them to tell them they love them unconditionally, and to support them in the fact of what is clearly an abusive partner... How hilarious, HarryBro's take your Ls!

Pantsu has probably gone back to Ralph and as the terminally online faggot he is, he has to play this off in a way that allows both of them to save face. He has to have a reason not to criticise her in public, and the only way for that to make sense is for her to be in on it too...

The problem is, as already said, the pay off is to show that Harry Morris loves his daughter unconditionally - like any parent worth their salt - and so it just doesn't make sense.

Ralph now hates Pantsu, remember what he was texting his cohosts after the sex tape - he was considering maintaining the relationship as a cover in case he ended up in legal trouble, but he also hated her guts for betraying him. This is the stage of the relationship Ralph and May are in, and this is when Ralph will justify being extra abusive to May.

 

[Iron Hamster]

These don't look like the eyes of someone who just WORKED all of us MARKS
but hey, us btfo
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Nice Lakers logo font/colors infringement there.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Honestly, I'm not entirely buying that this was just a troll
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That smile looks forced.... or maybe that's just how she always looks, IDK.
Plus not to mention the 2.5 hour delay for an unruly passenger.

She looks like she's holding back tears

 

[Fortyone]

Alright, for now I'm not making any more judgement until we have hard evidence one way or the other and a few days have passed, I doubt this was an op but I also doubt this was an attempt by mantsu to leave the gunt.

This is like the death rumor, we should wait until we see a dead body or an obituary (or in this case a leaked sex tape or they start spilling dirt on each other online)

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Nice Lakers logo font/colors infringement there.

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Why am I not surprised the wigger likes niggerball.

 

[free_protons4u]

What was the terminal for the flight he was supposed to get on?

Same terminal.

But as someone pointed out upthread, and can easily be verified, there's cloud cover in NYC today and no sun. So the picture is not from today.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Pro-wrestling is predetermined. Which is odd: why would one try to fix an already fixed bout?

Don't tell me Ralph's trying to worm his way into the WWE. He thought: "If Jake Paul, an internet celeb could get in, so can I!" Just because Ralph 'organized' a wrestling event, doesn't make him big time.

I watch Jim Cornette sometimes (even though he's a old Democrat retard) to hear him shit on current wrestling product, so I would LOVE to see Cornette review a Ralph involved wrestling thing.

 

[Fslur]

Thinking this is just like when Ralph heard Warksi was talking shit (before the actual fall out) and Ralph threw Warski over a rumor from chat.

Nothing actually happened. He jumped the gun.

At some point after getting kicked from the flight he couldn’t find Pantsu. The psycho had a paranoid fit. Thinking his wife aka whore* wised up and left him like she should do if she cared for her child at least.

Tldr
I don’t think she ever left but he thought she did and melted down.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Haha, Harry loves his daughter. What a fucking cuck.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Someone ask Ralph to post a selfie of him and Meigh in Rome now since he is so OWNING everyone, lol.

Alright, for now I'm not making any more judgement until we have hard evidence one way or the other and a few days have passed, I doubt this was an op but I also doubt this was an attempt by mantsu to leave the gunt.

This is like the death rumor, we should wait until we see a dead body or an obituary (or in this case a leaked sex tape or they start spilling dirt on each other online)

She wasn’t planning on leaving. Ralph rage pigged on the plane, they got tossed, Pantsu takes the baby and hides until he sobered up and calmed down, Ralph calls her a dirty whore on Twitter and threatens to release sex tapes of her. Simple as.

 

[draggs]

Literally all she had to do was find a cop, go up to the cop with babby and say, "I just escaped my abusive husband. Help."

Literally all she had to do was say that and then give the cop Harry's phone number and address, she would be given access to resources that would take her back home, daddy wouldn't even have to drive to NYC to get her

 

[Pigtoad]

That baby needs to be removed from Ethan Ralph's presence until he decides to stop being chemically dependent and mentally unstable lol.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Please forgive my autism.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Hey May, drop the gunt and get with the Dom, I'll take care of you.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Seems entirely plausible to me that she's still gone for good and Ralph is just going to Rome to fake it. Probably not but still entirely plausible.

 

[Spudnik]

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

If you want to know what a Ralph 'work' actually looks like, there was a road rage where Ralph pretended to be mad at Rekieta. Literally nobody fell for it, except for Spectre, who claimed he had super secret insider info that it was all legit (it wasn't). Ralph is just going through the Jesse route, take any event and claim you were a super secret operative who planned it all along.

Ralph is an imitator, not an innovator.

As for what really happened, I put my money on suicide threats. Ralph pretends to be macho but literally every leaked text of his has the cadence of a histrionic teenage girl. ("the only person who hurt me more was my daddy!" springs to mind). Major momma's boy, who grovels and squeals to get what he wants from the fairer sex.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I had more laughs here than CWCs thread. Granted Chris is more a serious, cautionary tale of what what not to do, Ralph takes himself too seriously and that's what's funny.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

If there is a gunt tape of May, it's her own fault. She saw what happened to faith and would still let Ralph anywhere near her horse-hole with a camera.

If you want to know what a Ralph 'work' actually looks like, there was a road rage where Ralph pretended to be mad at Rekieta. Literally nobody fell for it, except for Spectre, who claimed he had super secret insider info that it was all legit (it wasn't). Ralph is just going through the Jesse route, take any event and claim you were a super secret operative who planned it all along.

Ralph is too stupid to trick people, I remember when he tried to fake leak with Bibble that he bought a place in Florida. Nobody will fall for a retards tricks because you have to be a retard to understand them.