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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
And it all ends in a street race down an icy road between Nick's GT500 and Pat's V6 Bullitt. The winner gets to have Drexel fart in their wife's vagina.
Given what we know of Drexel now, their wives are too old for him. Plus Nick would be too busy trying to get wine mom ass while drunk off of bad liquor to race Patrick.
It's no secret that I can't stand Ethan, but he missed the chance to able to ask if 1.2 is Patrick's GPA or the size of his micro penis in centimeters.
Ayo, Trayvon. Lemme holler at you for a second. Read Patrick Bateman's poem, and tell me that ain't funny, brah.
"Oh, I almost forgot," I say, reaching into my pocket. "I wrote you a poem." I hand her the slip of paper. "Here." I feel sick and broken, tortured, really on the brink.
"Oh Patrick." She smiles. "How sweet."
"Well, you know," I say, looking down shyly.
Bethany takes the slip of paper and unfolds it.
"Read it," I urge enthusiastically.
She looks it over quizzically, puzzled, squinting, then she turns the page over to see if there's anything on the back. Something in her understands it's short and she looks back at the words written, scrawled in red, on the front of the page.
"It's like haiku, you know?" I say. "Read it. Go on."
She clears her throat and hesitantly begins reading, slowly, stopping often. "The poor nigger on the wall. Look at him." She pauses and squints again at the paper, then hesitantly resumes. "Look at the poor nigger. Look at the poor nigger... on... the...wall." She stops again, faltering, looks at me, confused, then back at the paper.
"Go on," I say, looking around for a waiter. "Finish it."
She clears her throat and staring steadily at the paper tries to read the rest of it in a voice below a whisper. "Fuck him... Fuck the nigger on the wall."She falters again, then reads the last sentence, sighing. "Black man...is...de...debil?"
If rowdy haiku is good enough for Bret Easton Ellis, it's good enough for Fat-posting. Our gay poems are more informed and on topic than anything Fatrick has ever written. They also have a much bigger audience, fucking lol:
I call this one: @Die Dunkle Maus Wins
Trayvon's wobbling
Haiku-drop from the top rope
Take the L, Trayvon
Here's a couple for when Patrick flees from Quasi and the law:
Lost: Angry pig man
Last seen fence post arguing
Call Quasi when found
All points bulletin
Judgement debtor on the lam
Dangerously fat
I took the time to try to find statistics to see if pat had any truth to his claim. My finding are that, fucking no, obviously.
2018 Report by the BLS shows that only 14 people died by "homicide". Meanwhile, in 2018 a Memorial Fund group for cops listed that 184 cops died that year. And in 2021 a whopping 472 cops died. Even if you counted gig jobs like Uber and Lyft, that's still less deaths per year.
TLDR: Pat is a stupid faggot who always talks out his ass with no statistics to back any of his shit up, cause he's always wrong.
Oh and he fat. Get on a diet and go workout for once, Pat. You fat, stupid faggot.
Is there a funnier cow than Patrick? I said in another thread that Patrick is funnier than Chris Chan and I stand by that. Patrick clearly has the baseline of neurotypicality and intelligence needed to be a productive member of society (but just barely, despite his own overestimation of his own ability, which is in and of itself hilarious), but due to his immense, unearned ego and complete lack of introspection he chooses rather to be the biggest, fattest piece of shit who ever existed, and constantly digs new and deeper and deeper holes for himself. People like Chris Chan, Keffals, Anisa Jomha, Chantal, even Ethan Ralph and Nick Fuentes seem to have deep psychological and/or IQ problems that cause their issues, Patrick just wakes up every morning and willfully decides to be the biggest piece of shit possible and at every turn he chooses to make all of his problems worse. It's truly astounding.
Patrick is among my favorites but his problem is that he barely leaves the hovel and keeps his personal life private.
He has the potential to be one of the all-time greats because everything he posts online and we find out about him is gold but he lacks the spectacle of plastering his personal life on the internet.
He's like a good book while Chris Chan is more of a big budget Hollywood Movie, which one you prefer is up to you but you can see why one has more mass appeal than the other.
Pat's main advantage is that nobody's ever gonna get troll's remorse about him because his problems (except his debt, enjoy homelessness, pig) would immediately disappear if he stopped responding to the atalkers and spending all his waking hours drinking and being a loathsome cunt on Twitter but he just can't let the idiots win, child.
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Ok, Now you're just pulling my leg! Fine, here's 0,0001% of what he's done.
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I didn't want to go search into my Pat folder, but you forced my hand. Well played sir, well played.
Edit: since we're demonstrating how ok he is with exposing his own wife, here's some more, from our friend BudDickman at Owen's:
I wish there was a way to calculate the man-hours Pat thinks the Feds/Police are dedicating to his felony texting case. It's been years so it has to be in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's impressive that the pests can stay one step ahead of the government. There's going to be a huge promotion to whoever cracks this one.
It reminds me of Lebowski when he asks the cops if they're going to get the stolen stuff from his car back...."yeah, they got us working in shifts"
For those who don't visit Ona, their latest mark is Donald Oghenechovwe Ekpeki (aka Ooga Booga). Donald is an book editor (i.e, not a writer) from Lagos, Nigeria who has been adopted by the SFWA as a way of atonement for their crimes of being alive while white. To wash away their white guilt, the SFWA decided to make him the first black African to receive their prizes.
Besides being part of the SFWA, his connection to Pat comes from the fact that after Donald was denied a Visa to come to the US, the SFWA and Pat specifically managed (through twitter) to bully the US Gov into giving him a visitor's Visa which allows him to stay in the US for 6 months.
Ever since arriving in the US, Donald (I refuse to try typing Ognhenpapapaksjdfeoefzdwe ever again) has grifted and abused the good will (?) and pockets of his SFWA friends, and, as of now, seems like he's decided to fool Uncle Sam and is not in going to go home at all.
In fact, it seems like he knowingly produced a litany of inaccuracies ("felony lying, stalker") to get his Visa. One example of it is that he had his Nigerian friends create and edit a wikipedia page that does nothing but exalt this completely unknown editor with the intention of boosting his social credit and justify extending his Visa.
But what made me write this post is not the fact he's a serial liar (like Pat), and a racist who blames white people for everything (Like Pat!), but that he might actually be even more of a conceited asshole than Patrick. Yeah, I'm not joking.
Now, before you read this last part, keep in mind there's a TON of tweets full of stupidities, woke hot takes, racism and guilt tripping this guy has written. I just don't have the time to search for it now, but if you wanna see if he deserves to be on the Pest's radar, just google him and you'll find justifications immediately. Personally I think having to be around Pat is punishment enough, but...
Anyway, here it is. Brotherman IGotaTreeOnMyHouse85 found a interview from last week, and as I read through it, my jaw hit the floor with how full of himself, lazy, racist, abnoxious, Owe-is-me Patrick's friend is. The dude even says the publishers are the ones who should go look for him and other "disabled" people and not the other way around. He's just too good for that.
Ps: all those diseases he claims to have here are easily treatable. Specially now he's in the US.
There’s a lot of nonsense in here, mixed in with his usual arrogance and of course blames racism for most of his problems. I was joking when it sounded like disability is being lazy but he pretty much says he doesn’t do much / have the energy / doesn’t feel like doing anything as his disability...
This is a good example of how Rick is stupid and bad at being a public writer, if he stopped at the third one he'd have a higher chance of going viral. Not only would the thread be 40% shorter but he would have avoided immediately stomping all over his point with an even stupider digressing conclusion that will only turn off people amenable to his completely different point in the first three tweets. He would have been even better off going in the direction of talking about his own self-inflicted encounters with the police but because he's so stupid (and fat) he felt the need to repeat what he's seeing from thousands of other idiots on Twitter rather than establishing a different and personal connection to the topic that would be specific only to him that only he could say.
In all this time, Rick's gotten 7 MFAs worth of constructive writing feedback from us and has implemented zero. He could actually be a better writer but doesn't care. He's infuriating.
For those who don't visit Ona, their latest mark is Donald Oghenechovwe Ekpeki (aka Ooga Booga). Donald is an book editor (i.e, not a writer) from Lagos, Nigeria who has been adopted by the SFWA as a way of atonement for their crimes of being alive while white. To wash away their white guilt, the SFWA decided to make him the first black African to receive their prizes.
Besides being part of the SFWA, his connection to Pat comes from the fact that after Donald was denied a Visa to come to the US, the SFWA and Pat specifically managed (through twitter) to bully the US Gov into giving him a visitor's Visa which allows him to stay in the US for 6 months. View attachment 4361541View attachment 4361619 View attachment 4361957
Ever since arriving in the US, Donald (I refuse to try typing Ognhenpapapaksjdfeoefzdwe ever again) has grifted and abused the good will (?) and pockets of his SFWA friends, and, as of now, seems like he's decided to fool Uncle Sam and is not in going to go home at all.
In fact, it seems like he knowingly produced a litany of inaccuracies ("felony lying, stalker") to get his Visa. One example of it is that he had his Nigerian friends create and edit a wikipedia page that does nothing but exalt this completely unknown editor with the intention of boosting his social credit and justify extending his Visa.
But what made me write this post is not the fact he's a serial liar (like Pat), and a racist who blames white people for everything (Like Pat!), but that he might actually be even more of a conceited asshole than Patrick. Yeah, I'm not joking.
Now, before you read this last part, keep in mind there's a TON of tweets full of stupidities, woke hot takes, racism and guilt tripping this guy has written. I just don't have the time to search for it now, but if you wanna see if he deserves to be on the Pest's radar, just google him and you'll find justifications immediately. Personally I think having to be around Pat is punishment enough, but...
Anyway, here it is. Brotherman IGotaTreeOnMyHouse85 found a interview from last week, and as I read through it, my jaw hit the floor with how full of himself, lazy, racist, abnoxious, Owe-is-me Patrick's friend is. The dude even says the publishers are the ones who should go look for him and other "disabled" people and not the other way around. He's just too good for that.
There’s a lot of nonsense in here, mixed in with his usual arrogance and of course blames racism for most of his problems. I was joking when it sounded like disability is being lazy but he pretty much says he doesn’t do much / have the energy / doesn’t feel like doing anything as his disability...
I’m very, very intrigued by what our brothers are cooking up with OogaBooga. There’s even talk over there of switching focus from Rick to Ooga because Ooga (like Rick) is profoundly annoying in his every moment and Rick is texting back a bit less. One to watch, for sure.
I didn't want to go search into my Pat folder, but you forced my hand. Well played sir, well played.
Edit: since we're demonstrating how ok he is with exposing his own wife, here's some more, from our friend BudDickman at Owen's:
I'm just comparing him to other, more popular cows. Those tweets and messages are funny, as are all his fake anecdotes, but that's because I know who he is.
Compare that to Chris telling the world about how he got cucked by a man in a pickle suit or Ethan Ralph threatening his wife on twitter to release revenge porn of her as the first thing he did after she ran away with their child. That's a spectacle anyone can enjoy. Pat is downright secretive about his life compared to them.
What I'm saying is that I really wish Pat would livestream and go back to making youtube videos.
I’m very, very intrigued by what our brothers are cooking up with OogaBooga. There’s even talk over there of switching focus from Rick to Ooga because Ooga (like Rick) is profoundly annoying in his every moment and Rick is texting back a bit less. One to watch, for sure.
When he first appeared on the scene he seemed harmless enough, but in the space of a few months he's developed a similar level of entitlement and delusion of grandeur as Pig. All over something he edited, not wrote, and one thing I'll say for the SFWA crew is that even if it's shit I don't doubt that they put time and effort into writing it themselves.
Not sure if he was always like this and he just needed the opportunity to show it, or if this is what exposure to white American liberals with a melanin fetish does to a nigga.
When he first appeared on the scene he seemed harmless enough, but in the space of a few months he's developed a similar level of entitlement and delusion of grandeur as Pig. All over something he edited, not wrote, and one thing I'll say for the SFWA crew is that even if it's shit I don't doubt that they put time and effort into writing it themselves.
Not sure if he was always like this and he just needed the opportunity to show it, or if this is what exposure to white American liberals with a melanin fetish does to a nigga.
He seems to have been a total layabout in Nigeria. Attended law school but no word on whether he finished, proudly stated that he's never worked, munchie disability sperging due to chronic sinusitis (or something)....I think he's found a grifting groove that fits him well with the SFWA perv libs.
He seems to have been a total layabout in Nigeria. Attended law school but no word on whether he finished, proudly stated that he's never worked, munchie disability sperging due to chronic sinusitis (or something)....I think he's found a grifting groove that fits him well with the SFWA perv libs.
He would have been even better off going in the direction of talking about his own self-inflicted encounters with the police but because he's so stupid (and fat) he felt the need to repeat what he's seeing from thousands of other idiots on Twitter rather than establishing a different and personal connection to the topic that would be specific only to him that only he could say.
Disgusting cunt, you can just see how blatantly he seizes on these events to try and get that little dopamine rush.
Blacks kill blacks = white supremacy? You can always rely on Pat to serve up the most odious, low-resolution take on current affairs. I know his twitter is an endless source of amusement but in an ideal society people like him wouldn't be trusted with unfettered access to social media.
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