DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Why the fuck does he do that thing with his thumb when he points down? It's so fucking weird.

I never noticed that until you pointed it out. That is weird. Then again, everything about him is weird.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil's baseline has been damaged since he got paid those ridiculous sums from Machinima. He expected that income forever and when it dipped after two years due to his own faults he paniked , thre tantrums, insulted other contetn creators and so on. Has anything changed?

Also Youtube's golden era of ad revenue destroyed his expectations, because the more videos you spammed the more money you made.
So even now, in his mind, he deserves more money because he uploads more content than anybody else. To him that means he works harder.

 

[Chernabog3000]

So hard to figure out where the seething is coming from. Is it cause whaman? Is it entirely ego related to fgc? Is it some sort of seethe about his secret infatuation with wwe he's not allowed to live out?
I know he feels like he should be the commentator, but why? Like why does this fucking guy think he should be the guy.

The cope about knowledge makes no sense. There not commentating on a professional level Phil. This isn't on the fly quips into fighting game logic and esports tactic. This isnt 4th place level play. This is voice acting and a script. Dialog coded to appear in correlation with specific events. Basic video game shit. Like a baseball game. Or a football game. Same. Same. Unlike those however. You don't need someone whose 100% up to date on the lore or the mechanics. You just need some other nerd behind the scenes to feed them that fucking info.


Does this guy watch movies and television and assume ever actor is an expert on the subject? Does this logic apply elsewhere? Does he watch something like Appollo 13 and think to himself that Tom Hanks actually knows what any of the shit he was talking about and doing meant or actually worked? They pay some other geek to know that shit Phil.


For someone who stop watching around the end of the attitude era. He sures as shit knows a lot of modern day wrestlers and their hobbies. Crazy the dude who plays so ignorant as to being a wrestling, knows the video game habits of several dudes wrestling today. Very specific information you'd only care to know if you absolutley weren't of fan of that shit and absorbing every possible tidbit of. Dude has more passion and know how for modern wrestling than he do sf6 or fighting games in general at this point it's all so damn obvious.

So crazy to think he holds these opinions. The amount of money this dude spends on the dumbest most useless unrelated cash grab promotional gimmicky fucking tie ins for his mobile game. But when some random wench from the same universe gets in bed with his precious sf it's gloves off?

The perputal existential crisis this man lives in is very fascinating. Truly a modern marvel of mental illnesses and self hatred.

 

[Iron Father]

The stupid melted-face retard doesn't understand that her commentary will just be scripted voice acting.


He's just mad that he's going to have to listen to a young woman's voice while he plays SF6.
His chat will be making waifu jokes the whole time. He's a married adult human male!
You can see it in his face. The whole segment is so awkward.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So hard to figure out where the seething is coming from. Is it cause whaman? Is it entirely ego related to fgc? Is it some sort of seethe about his secret infatuation with wwe he's not allowed to live out?
I know he feels like he should be the commentator, but why? Like why does this fucking guy think he should be the guy.

The cope about knowledge makes no sense. There not commentating on a professional level Phil. This isn't on the fly quips into fighting game logic and esports tactic. This isnt 4th place level play. This is voice acting and a script. Dialog coded to appear in correlation with specific events. Basic video game shit. Like a baseball game. Or a football game. Same. Same. Unlike those however. You don't need someone whose 100% up to date on the lore or the mechanics. You just need some other nerd behind the scenes to feed them that fucking info.


Does this guy watch movies and television and assume ever actor is an expert on the subject? Does this logic apply elsewhere? Does he watch something like Appollo 13 and think to himself that Tom Hanks actually knows what any of the shit he was talking about and doing meant or actually worked? They pay some other geek to know that shit Phil.


For someone who stop watching around the end of the attitude era. He sures as shit knows a lot of modern day wrestlers and their hobbies. Crazy the dude who plays so ignorant as to being a wrestling, knows the video game habits of several dudes wrestling today. Very specific information you'd only care to know if you absolutley weren't of fan of that shit and absorbing every possible tidbit of. Dude has more passion and know how for modern wrestling than he do sf6 or fighting games in general at this point it's all so damn obvious.

So crazy to think he holds these opinions. The amount of money this dude spends on the dumbest most useless unrelated cash grab promotional gimmicky fucking tie ins for his mobile game. But when some random wench from the same universe gets in bed with his precious sf it's gloves off?

The perputal existential crisis this man lives in is very fascinating. Truly a modern marvel of mental illnesses and self hatred.

This is like a perfect storm for Phil. It touches on WWE which he claims he doesn't watch or pay any attention to. It touches on Phil being jealous about influencers getting promotional deals. It touches on the FGC and his supposed expert level knowledge. And it's a woman doing cosplay which he cannot abide as a mature married adult. You couldn't ask for a situation more likely to trigger a prolonged rant than this one.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

This is like a perfect storm for Phil. It touches on WWE which he claims he doesn't watch or pay any attention to. It touches on Phil being jealous about influencers getting promotional deals. It touches on the FGC and his supposed expert level knowledge. And it's a woman doing cosplay which he cannot abide as a mature married adult. You couldn't ask for a situation more likely to trigger a prolonged rant than this one.

And best believe that rant is incoming! He'll claim he doesn't watch wrestling anymore, because "muf wife hates wrestling", but will mention the latest storylines and such, and every single word to flow out of the pig's mouth will be full of salt, anger, and jealously! Pretty sure they'll be bans for mentioning waifu's and such, along with low tips.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This is like a perfect storm for Phil. It touches on WWE which he claims he doesn't watch or pay any attention to. It touches on Phil being jealous about influencers getting promotional deals. It touches on the FGC and his supposed expert level knowledge. And it's a woman doing cosplay which he cannot abide as a mature married adult. You couldn't ask for a situation more likely to trigger a prolonged rant than this one.

Really does reveal how seriously he takes this pro-wrestling shit despite him saying he doesn't care and same with the FGC after "retiring". Way to just show what type of a person he really is.

A No fun-having bitch.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Why the fuck does he do that thing with his thumb when he points down? It's so fucking weird.

Weird pointing is an Italian thing, Groob.

So I had to mention how spooky games build off tension and atmosphere; while DSP breaks by talking about shitting all over the floor and pissing in people's mouths, then finishes his "reactive commentary" off with a 10 second ACK ACK ACK. If DSP ever found himself in a horror movie type scenario; he's the person you'd want to kill off.

The guy jacked off with reckless abandon to relieve stress. I don't want to be anywhere near him if we were in a horror movie. Keep Phil way the fuck away from me. He likes to act like he's this cool aloof guy when he calls the bad guy "fuck you you're an asshole" but he's so more likely to just relieve himself if he was ever being chased by a guy with a weapon.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Has anyone been trolling him by talking about Logan Paul on Royal Rumble? Apparently he's being praised by wrestling fans for putting on an amazing show (or whatever the gay wrestling terminology is). The man is living DSPs dream. Multi-millionaire content creator, an irl heel (which is basically DSPs excuse for being a massive shithead to everyone in the FGC and on YouTube), and he's being heavily praised for his wrestling in the WWE. DSP should be fucking livid.

 

[0230-KL191]

did this really need to be 10 minutes long?

The price you pay when detractors monetize Phil content

https://www.youtube.com/@KingjadVCMP

Page source, CTRL + F monetization.

 

[Iron Father]

Has anyone been trolling him by talking about Logan Paul on Royal Rumble? Apparently he's being praised by wrestling fans for putting on an amazing show (or whatever the gay wrestling terminology is). The man is living DSPs dream. Multi-millionaire content creator, an irl heel (which is basically DSPs excuse for being a massive shithead to everyone in the FGC and on YouTube), and he's being heavily praised for his wrestling in the WWE. DSP should be fucking livid.

The jealousy... Can you feel it?

 

[JimiHendrix]

he deserves more money because he uploads more content than anybody else. To him that means he works harder.

honestly, i think phil does work more than most other streamers, but don't get me wrong. working more isn't working harder and it sure as fuck isn't working smarter.

just saying phil is out here, 6 days a week, streaming at least 5 hours a day? that is more than most streamers that I'm aware of, which is all the funnier that he makes so much less than they do because what he puts out is fucking dogshit.

man would rather spend more time making worse content than just learn to not be awful at his job.

 

[ZehnBoat]

honestly, i think phil does work more than most other streamers, but don't get me wrong. working more isn't working harder and it sure as fuck isn't working smarter.

just saying phil is out here, 6 days a week, streaming at least 5 hours a day? that is more than most streamers that I'm aware of, which is all the funnier that he makes so much less than they do because what he puts out is fucking dogshit.

man would rather spend more time making worse content than just learn to not be awful at his job.

phil would rather metaphorically carry one brick at a time across from point A to B than put all the bricks in a wheelbarrow

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

phil would rather metaphorically carry one brick at a time across from point A to B than put all the bricks in a wheelbarrow

Well yeah, anything to come off as a hard worker. Editing is easy shit, the thing he doesn't do. Live streaming impromptu is the hard part dude. He's a hard working blue-collar adult human on planet Earth.

They don't realize how much of a hard worker he is, uploading raw recordings of gameplay MULTIPLE times a day, and not those easy edited one time videos a day. Pffffffffffffffft. Anyway, I got a tip! *turns his head 360 leans to the right lean in forward type on a wireless keyboard on a TV dinner tray stand*

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

The stupid melted-face retard doesn't understand that her commentary will just be scripted voice acting.

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He's just mad that he's going to have to listen to a young woman's voice while he plays SF6.
His chat will be making waifu jokes the whole time. He's a married adult human male!
You can see it in his face. The whole segment is so awkward.

The moment he got called out by the superchat he laughed nervously, and then stuttered trying to give a response that made sense. In the end all we got was "I don't watch football but it's just for fun."

So you are admitting you are a poser, but knocking on this WWE chick for "not being into Street Fighter." He's probably just salty his gouty voice isn't going to be featured for commentary.

Yes Phil we all would love to hear you go on a long "back in 2008!" for the thousandth time.

Now if there was a mod made with Phil's excuses being turned into voice lines, that would be hilarious and worth a download.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Someone in Raw DSP chat was saying how his commentary for spooky games is worse than other games. So I had to mention how spooky games build off tension and atmosphere; while DSP breaks by talking about shitting all over the floor and pissing in people's mouths, then finishes his "reactive commentary" off with a 10 second ACK ACK ACK. If DSP ever found himself in a horror movie type scenario; he's the person you'd want to kill off.

This was one of his shticks back in the day.
You see his good old friend, the one they call Alottapeepul, told him that they can't play horror games themselves because they get too scared. But when Phil made teh funneh jokes during the playthrough it was super cool and they loved him because it enabled them to experience the game, something nobody else did back then.
I think this was when he was white hot popular while also being an underdog.
Somebody else can probably find a clip of him saying this, I cba because mobile and getting ready for work right now.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Yes Phil we all would love to hear you go on a long "back in 2008!" for the thousandth time.

dsp's commentary update adds 40 TBs of audio, 50% of the files contain scat humor

 

[Iron Father]

honestly, i think phil does work more than most other streamers, but don't get me wrong. working more isn't working harder and it sure as fuck isn't working smarter.

just saying phil is out here, 6 days a week, streaming at least 5 hours a day? that is more than most streamers that I'm aware of, which is all the funnier that he makes so much less than they do because what he puts out is fucking dogshit.

man would rather spend more time making worse content than just learn to not be awful at his job.

He definitely works more than most (though "work" is dubious with this low effort faggot).
He'd have the work/life balance he cries about not having so often if he just paid someone to manage his channel.
They could handle all VOD uploads, any editing and making shorts. Pay them a % of whatever the channel makes, which would incentivize them to make the channel more profitable.
This shit really ain't rocket science. But he's what Gordon Ramsay would call a "busy idiot."

 

[Piece of Peace]

honestly, i think phil does work more than most other streamers, but don't get me wrong. working more isn't working harder and it sure as fuck isn't working smarter.

This is kind of pedantic, but I'd imagine if you stacked him against streamers who also have actual jobs (in addition to streaming) that falls off drastically.

 

[JimiHendrix]

This is kind of pedantic, but I'd imagine if you stacked him against streamers who also have actual jobs (in addition to streaming) that falls off drastically.

i mean, yeah, obviously i don't count that. someone works 8 hours, comes home and streams 2-3, yeah, no contest. i was speaking people who stream as a job.