Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Well, he opened himself up for this one!

Have at it!!!

I know it is silly but nomenclature is rather important, Ralph doesn't have "tapes" he has USB sticks, no one has had "tapes" since...well a long time indeed.

There's no way in hell Ralph knew the word "nomenclature" before he read it in this thread.
Hi, Ralph!

 

[New & Improved Username]

There were many postings of Goodbye Horses and a couple of other great songs from my youth so I'd like to dedicate this great oldie to Ralph:

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I am just going to wait. Might be this week, might be next month, might be in the next year or two. Eventually May is going to bail on him and one of the first things she'll do is jump onto one of the ahog streams (probably one with Gator) and spill the details about a lot of things, including this. I think you guys have have it 70-80% right but we're just going to have to wait for the full deets.

In the meantime it is going to be fun watching Ralph twist and contort trying to spin a "win" which is all going to be thrown back in his face when May does eventually split.

I hope we don't speedrun Josh's timeline, want this to stretch out all year like Year of the Chud did.

 

[insensitive]

stardust just said on stream that the morris interview was discussed with ethan ralph over DM's the day of the airport incedent. shes also canceled said interview over false flagging threats from ralph/his audience.

 

[break these cuffs]

Harry I would do whatever you have to do to protect Rozy at this point.

He needs to make any long term support contingent upon joint custody of Cozy. That's if she ever actually leaves.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Don't faggots who cause the plane to turn around usally get arrested?

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Things have been moving fast - what's this about ATC audio?

I have no idea what Ralph even thinks the bit here even is. Ralph is genuinely the dumbest person I've ever heard of who's not in some kind of assisted living situation.

Are we gonna hear Dick go on about just how  funny this epic work is?

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Ralph has become more stupid and desperate for attention than any AI chatbot could replicate. He's simply beyond parody with this "own" of his. It would be like if Chris suddenly dropped the troon gimmick and tried to become a priest to destroy the merge. I'm amazed that this 5'1" blobfish-human hybrid can even speak without swallowing his tongue.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Things have been moving fast - what's this about ATC audio?

I have no idea what Ralph even thinks the bit here even is. Ralph is genuinely the dumbest person I've ever heard of who's not in some kind of assisted living situation.

Are we gonna hear Dick go on about just how  funny this epic work is?

ATC audio between the crew of Ralph's flight and the tower confirmed that the plane had to turn back around before takeoff to kick him off the flight. This is why Ralph is freaking out and coping so hard that everything was a "work".

Imagine if cell phone video gets posted showing how much of a belligerent faggot he was being surfaces.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

There were many postings of Goodbye Horses and a couple of other great songs from my youth so I'd like to dedicate this great oldie to Ralph:

Sorry to have to flex like this and introduce you aylawgs to culture, but there’s only ONE master song about horses that fits this situation.

Vladimir Vysotsky “Capricious Horses”

https://youtu.be/4hQQ4i7bf4U

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Does Ralph understand how bad this looks?

‘Hey loyal fans, you trusted me? HAHAHA LOLOL! I was just foolin to own the a-lawgs and you morons fell for it!’

Edit: I’ve spoken English as a primary language for three decades now, and I still don’t know the difference between an adjective and an adverb. It never gets better.

 

[The Big Black Ass of God]

So according to Ralph, they kicked him off the flight for being a belligerent retard, then he decided to spin up a ruse that only really accomplished making everyone think his relationship with May is finally falling apart.
What a genius 4D chess maneuver.

How uncharacteristically noble of him to block out his blood enemy's email address.

Totally doesn't make it seem like he's hiding the address because he's actually just messaging himself again. But honestly it could very well be real and Ralph is simply afraid daddy twitter will spank him for revealing private info.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Does Ralph understand how badly this looks?

‘Hey loyal fans, you trusted me? HAHAHA LOLOL! I was just foolin to own the a-lawgs and you morons fell for it!’

Have you seen how he treats the people who give him money? The only optics he's on the look out for are those that can get him the next Great Value model of BPD pussy.

 

[Hüftpriester]

‘Hey loyal fans, you trusted me? HAHAHA LOLOL! I was just foolin to own the a-lawgs and you morons fell for it!’

The funniest part is most of us weren't fooled, we were saying all along Meigh would go back to him cause she has no self-esteem. The only ones who bought it were his paypigs, lol.

 

[LadiosSopp]

>Be Ralph
>brag about being big time rich regularly
>stuck in a concrete shack in Mexico cause you want to avoid your legal and financial troubles
>have to beg and guilt-trip your audience to fund a vacation you don't have money for
>still fucked up from multiple day booze and drug fueled bender.
>be angry and unruly to the point you get kicked off the flight
>cost the airline $10k at least and waste everyone's time to the tune of 2.5 hours
>wife leaves in embarrassment and anger, at least to cool off for a bit
>immediately publicly call her a whore and threaten to release porn of her
>post a dubious photo after showing her with the most forced smile ever
>still out hundreds of dollars and lost time on your already short trip.
>"IT WAS ALL A WORK YOU MORONS, I GOT YOU SO GOOD LOL STAY MAD"

Oh my God guys. I am so owned. How will I ever get past this humiliating defeat?

 

[draggs]

Imagine shitting on your wife as a stray voltage ploy to distract from getting kicked off a plane

Only the best five star strategies in the sektur

 

[IrishGuy088]

Where is Meigh right now?

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Ralph getting so unruly that he had to get kicked off the plane is totally understandable.
He's been in Mexico for months, once he got a whiff of the nearby Arby's that 1998 mindset just took over.

 

[heathercho]

So according to Ralph, they kicked him off the flight for being a belligerent retard, then he decided to spin up a ruse that only really accomplished making everyone think his relationship with May is finally falling apart.
What a genius 4D chess maneuver.

How uncharacteristically noble of him to block out his blood enemy's email address.
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Totally doesn't make it seem like he's hiding the address because he's actually just messaging himself again. But honestly it could very well be real and Ralph is simply afraid daddy twitter will spank him for revealing private info.

When did Harry change his name to Ned?

 

[CringeMomma]

"I plan on making it as fucked up as possible."
hang already.