Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Here is the original version of Chance's FB live stream that Azurelite was talking about, the stream after he cheated on his "gf" and the Xbox killing went down.

From Chance's FB page(yes, he has made his FB public again), titled "I CANT BE STOOPED".


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Chance has opened up his FB page again, anyone can comment etc. Here is Chance's new "gf":
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It should be noted that Chris wasn't originally going to respond to Liquid and it was his trolls posing as friends (The Miscreants?) that got him worked up enough to initiate the feud.
Yeah, but once the ball started rolling, it was pretty funny and ultimately harmless on Chris. The Kacey calls when Liquid shows up are the few times I've heard Chris actually shout at someone in particular
 
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Whatever compelled anyone to try and recreate Chris Chan lore here , I dont know, but its reached whatever wall its going to reach. I find the new crop of people who have moved in on Chance and jockey for friendship cookies while they jerk him off in facebook are lower than the goblin himself. Imagine being at the beck and call of a 4 ft 8 retarded sex pest who wipes butt worms in his beard and sucks on shit accoutrements of inequity. The state of affairs when you toil in dark discord voice chats for hours, nay, days, nay, Weeks and months and months and produce a total of maybe 3 minutes of boiled down content inseparable from the nasally whine of another autistic sperg who dresses up like liquid chris in 2023 and is so married to the roll had his name changed. What the hell. The record will reflect all of you are faggots, and there will be know buddy trolling and toiling in dark vc's that will save time from judging you.

So , I guess Congrats. *rises , begins slow clap. Clap Clap ..... Clap ,

You did it, you made it about yourself, mf goon , liquid (solidus) Chris, Darskide Becky, and the rest of the rando spergs whose names will be updated in this thread no doubt as the faggotry only gets worse.

Whats that? wait. You say he is cheating on his best friends wife, Discord Vc secret recordings indicate last nights jerk session there were unfaithful actions. omg omg omg , tell me more!!!! and I thought you were unfunny faggots .

Yes , im just jealous,
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PS, unironically kill yourselves .
 
Whatever compelled anyone to try and recreate Chris Chan lore here , I dont know, but its reached whatever wall its going to reach. I find the new crop of people who have moved in on Chance and jockey for friendship cookies while they jerk him off in facebook are lower than the goblin himself. Imagine being at the beck and call of a 4 ft 8 retarded sex pest who wipes butt worms in his beard and sucks on shit accoutrements of inequity. The state of affairs when you toil in dark discord voice chats for hours, nay, days, nay, Weeks and months and months and produce a total of maybe 3 minutes of boiled down content inseparable from the nasally whine of another autistic sperg who dresses up like liquid chris in 2023 and is so married to the roll had his name changed. What the hell. The record will reflect all of you are faggots, and there will be know buddy trolling and toiling in dark vc's that will save time from judging you.

So , I guess Congrats. *rises , begins slow clap. Clap Clap ..... Clap ,

You did it, you made it about yourself, mf goon , liquid (solidus) Chris, Darskide Becky, and the rest of the rando spergs whose names will be updated in this thread no doubt as the faggotry only gets worse.

Whats that? wait. You say he is cheating on his best friends wife, Discord Vc secret recordings indicate last nights jerk session there were unfaithful actions. omg omg omg , tell me more!!!! and I thought you were unfunny faggots .

Yes , im just jealous,
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PS, unironically kill yourselves .
Hey buddy, as long as it’s not Marty doing the trolling. It’s automatically better content for less effort.
 
Hey buddy, as long as it’s not Marty doing the trolling. It’s automatically better content for less effort.
If a tree falls in the forest.... I take it, you are either in a coomer discord and get all the up to the minute relationship details of chance's life, or you like watching a retarded midget fumble with a box for 15 minutes to scream bloody murder for 2 mins and 54 seconds, sooo , I guess If thats better to you, than were just not going to see eye to eye on this.
 
If a tree falls in the forest.... I take it, you are either in a coomer discord and get all the up to the minute relationship details of chance's life, or you like watching a retarded midget fumble with a box for 15 minutes to scream bloody murder for 2 mins and 54 seconds, sooo , I guess If thats better to you, than were just not going to see eye to eye on this.
Nah I was just being sarcastic with that last post :evil:. It may just be me and I will admit that I'm definitely very biased but it's just a sentiment I feel is being passed around every now and then on the thread.
 
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If a tree falls in the forest.... I take it, you are either in a coomer discord and get all the up to the minute relationship details of chance's life, or you like watching a retarded midget fumble with a box for 15 minutes to scream bloody murder for 2 mins and 54 seconds, sooo , I guess If thats better to you, than were just not going to see eye to eye on this.
Jesus christ man. Marty's done all this shit before too from the buddy trolling to calling drugs addicts over to his house to compel him to get on the internet. I get you're a MBM stan but trying to distort reality like Cyraxx is pretty sad.
 
Im still not sure Cyraxx actually bricked his Xbox. The kill stick works by charging up a big capacitor and discharging a short but massive current back into the USB port. I’m sure that the Hexbox has fused USB ports. The fuses would pop before serious damage could occur. That being said, there’s no fucking way ‘Raxx knows how to replace a fuse. Usually all the circuitry downcurrent of the fuse still works fine, meaning at worst you have to replace the USB port.

Liquid needed to make Cyraxx hump it while screaming out “OH MUSIC BIZ MARTY, MUSIC MUHFUGGIN BIZ MARTY!” for good measure. Then try to de-gauss the hard drive by hitting it with a brick and run it over with a car.
 
Liquid Chris calls Cyraxx, it’s as unproductive as you could imagine.

Still interesting though
Nu Liquid had some funny quips. But the buddy troll (who I think is in on it) could have spoken less. I don't think Cyraxx comprehends liquid and solid Chris are two different entities.
Where does one get such a kill stick?
Literally has kill on the package. Cyraxx still put it in his Xbox.
There was a panel between Cyraxx, Heather (this pizza good), and some guy, where Heather said that she saw the porn he watches and it's filled with people pissing on each other, so it would make sense.
I guess that answers my question from earlier, how he was coerced/extorted/persuaded/ into doing this. It's that he always wanted to...
Video from dark side Becky of Raxx declaring no more panels with Marty. *sigh*

@Bogliacci it's probably not shit on his tongue, if it makes you less sick. It's just the fur coat of plaque that's been stained with sludge.
Marty had nothing to do with this bricking and ahit eating fiasco, but he's still living rent free in Chance's head.
I'm kinda sad that I've started to unironically watch Cyrax's streams while waiting for a certain individual to go live (fuck sickos).

What is this Showa era TV is he talking about? He talks about it here at 28:50:

His crying over his gross skin is pretty funny. He acts like itchy, dry skin is stage 3 cancer. All he needs to do is have simple hygiene and apply that lotion, but for some reason even that's out of scope for him.
I really want to see Cyrax go out more cause it's really funny seeing him walk around. He's so goblin-like, it's unreal.
Kiwitapes brings up a good point about the ads Cyraxx gets on YouTube are geared towards children. Also that classic D&D he showed off is a $20 dollar essentials kit for the current edition, 5th, It's not classic.

"One thing you'll never have is class" he says after scoffing down room temperature soup out of a can.
 
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Im still not sure Cyraxx actually bricked his Xbox. The kill stick works by charging up a big capacitor and discharging a short but massive current back into the USB port. I’m sure that the Hexbox has fused USB ports. The fuses would pop before serious damage could occur. That being said, there’s no fucking way ‘Raxx knows how to replace a fuse. Usually all the circuitry downcurrent of the fuse still works fine, meaning at worst you have to replace the USB port.

Liquid needed to make Cyraxx hump it while screaming out “OH MUSIC BIZ MARTY, MUSIC MUHFUGGIN BIZ MARTY!” for good measure. Then try to de-gauss the hard drive by hitting it with a brick and run it over with a car.
Not my area of expertise at all but a quick google search on the guts of a xbone:
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Prognosis:
No clue but if the shock stick did go off it probably did fry the usb ports and whatever else it could before the charge dissipated
Some say this is a simple fix just needing a hard drive swap but I’m not sure

It’s definitely going to require a trip to GameStop though
 
Im still not sure Cyraxx actually bricked his Xbox. The kill stick works by charging up a big capacitor and discharging a short but massive current back into the USB port. I’m sure that the Hexbox has fused USB ports. The fuses would pop before serious damage could occur. That being said, there’s no fucking way ‘Raxx knows how to replace a fuse. Usually all the circuitry downcurrent of the fuse still works fine, meaning at worst you have to replace the USB port.

Liquid needed to make Cyraxx hump it while screaming out “OH MUSIC BIZ MARTY, MUSIC MUHFUGGIN BIZ MARTY!” for good measure. Then try to de-gauss the hard drive by hitting it with a brick and run it over with a car.
Yeah and then 10 years down the line we can all talk about how we miss the old days of trolling chance and then wonder where everything went so wrong.
 
No clue but if the shock stick did go off it probably did fry the usb ports and whatever else it could before the charge dissipated
Some say this is a simple fix just needing a hard drive swap but I’m not sure

It’s definitely going to require a trip to GameStop though
Dug into it a little bit. Luckily somebody on youtube had enough money to blow on this, and destroyed the same model of xbox as raxx had.
Looks like the USB on the one s is hooked directly up to that southbridge chip, wich controlls the io and video on the xbox. So it's fucking dead.
 
Watched a bit of Marty's stream from yesterday, I get why people don't like him but he's right about how buddy trolls deprive us our rages.
In the Bustyn stream soon after, there was a group call of trolls that said just that.
MF Goon has good ideas, and gets work done, but he keeps cutting off the rage. He doesn't let the little goblin yell and rage and jerk off. He kicks the idiot for yelling, or mutes him, which makes Raxx leave. As annoying as it is, you gotta let him talk over you a bit and mute sparingly.

One of the trolls did point out that Raxx is still wearing the ring that came with the killstick. lol
 
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One of the trolls did point out that Raxx is still wearing the ring that came with the killstick. lol
That's because he doesn't understand what just happen and will probably keep wearing that ring because he thinks it looks cool and was sent by a "fan". The whole fucking thing is insane, the trolls left the USB killer stick in a brown unmarked envelope outside Chance's door but Chance thought Amazon had left the envelope there.
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