Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[MirnaMinkoff]

What if Ralph has access to Amanda's email account? And that's how he got the mail, she left him and is now with her family

Ralph definitely has access to any and all of Pantsu’ email, chat and SM accounts. Sharing all the passwords and account access is a pre-requisite for dating Ralph, they fail the all important loyalty test if they refuse.

 

[LanceHaver]

I downloaded the photo from twitter, and I have a question:
What is the date today?
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(time may due to a device not catching up in a new timezone, or even my local difference to Rome. But I've never seen a camera get jetlagged by 12 years before)

That's strange - Twitter, and almost all modern platforms, strip metadata (EXIF data) from images. From their help page:

What happens to the Exif data for my photo?​

When location services are enabled, and you attach a photo in the composer, Twitter refers to the Exif data of the photo to show suggested locations.

In addition, Twitter uses Exif data for analytics purposes related to whether tweeted media was taken with the device camera.

Twitter retains Exif data temporarily to process your photo. It is not available to those who view your photo on Twitter.

It's possible that it has changed, maybe someone fucked something up after Musk bought Twitter. I downloaded the image and got the standard blank EXIF. Can you post the exact link you got that image from? If there is a way to get the legit original image with full EXIF from Twitter it'd be huge.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Surely a modern phone would take better photos than this old piece of shit?

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[Vesperus]

That's strange - Twitter, and almost all modern platforms, strip metadata (EXIF data) from images. From their help page:


It's possible that it has changed, maybe someone fucked something up after Musk bought Twitter. I downloaded the image and got the standard blank EXIF. Can you post the exact link you got that image from?

literally his twitter post - https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1620004632729911296
I guess twitter fuckery is an option.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Damn you sure fooled us Ralph.

 

[LanceHaver]

literally his twitter post - https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1620004632729911296
I guess twitter fuckery is an option.

Post the file you have, and re-download it in the same way and see if the EXIF is the same.

If you downloaded it from the post, why is your image 3296x2472? The file on twitter, even with "orig" size set, is 2048x1536: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FntpnQwaAAA7eo6?format=jpg&name=orig

Surely a modern phone would take better photos than this old piece of shit?

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The resolution on @Vesperus file is 3296x2472, which is the same resolution as that camera:

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Nope.

No proof Ralph got on a plane to Rome either. He oddly posted an old photo from AC, it’s almost like he’s trying go find old photos to peddle BS.

No proof May is with him either.

I mean given Ralph le epic work you’d like he’d at least be posting a photo of “Buenvento a Roma” sign or Rozy’s first hours in Italy, anything even if he wasn’t ready to take a selfie of his hideous mug yet.

It’s more likely he’s sitting in a hotel in Queens or trying to get back to Mexico as it he’s on his way to Rome less than 24 hours after getting booted off a plane and causing a three hour delay of a international flight.

My gut feeling is that this is a scenario similar to Nora, where he struck a deal behind the scenes that benefitted them both.
Like him promising to make sure it's a clean break if only Amanda keeps up appearances for a little (come back to the airport to take a family photo), and perhaps even promising to not use his newest revenge porn threats made about her (the now deleted tweet) to strengthen the Vickers' case against him. Stuff like that.
Who even knows.

 

[basstoll]

I downloaded the photo from twitter, and I have a question:
What is the date today?
View attachment 4369892
(time may due to a device not catching up in a new timezone, or even my local difference to Rome. But I've never seen a camera get jetlagged by 12 years before)

how did you get that data tho? doesn’t twitter remove the data from photos before they get uploaded there? i tried checking that on my end and got no results…

 

[Pee Cola]

I downloaded the photo from twitter, and I have a question:
What is the date today?
View attachment 4369892
(time may due to a device not catching up in a new timezone, or even my local difference to Rome. But I've never seen a camera get jetlagged by 12 years before)

Another thing... Ralph doesn't strike me as the kind of person that would use a 2007 model point and shoot digital camera in 2023. For a start, you can't tweet a photo directly from a Fujifilm A800, nor can you stream from one.

Surely a modern phone would take better photos than this old piece of shit?

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It depends on who's taking the photo.

 

[Vesperus]

Post the file you have, and re-download it in the same way and see if the EXIF is the same.

If you downloaded it from the post, why is your image 3296x2472? The file on twitter, even with "orig" size set, is 2048x1536: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FntpnQwaAAA7eo6?format=jpg&name=orig


The resolution on @Vesperus file is 3296x2472, which is the same resolution as that camera:
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OK, there is fuckery afoot. I just re-downloaded the same file and now it's saying March 4th, 2010. Fucked if I know what this is.

 

[BruceyBoy]

What if Ralph has access to Amanda's email account? And that's how he got the mail, she left him and is now with her family

This is my schizo theory too.
Radio silence from Harry is also very telling

 

[Several Goats]

Another thing... Ralph doesn't strike me as the kind of person that would use a 2007 model point and shoot digital camera in 2023.

If Ralph owned a camera we would have seen it on Harry's ebay page already

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph, where's the promised picture of you and your horsewife in front of the Colosseum? It's kind of weird you haven't posted a family photo in Rome to own us yet....

Everything ok over there? This is starting to remind me of when you said your relationship was 100% fine just before posting your sex tape.

 

[ImNotJewish]

I dont think Ralph understands, i want him to go to Rome!...if he didnt i would have bugged myself with questions of what would have happened? He's most fun when he's out out of the bog, now i get to watch a pig in Rome, and whatever will happen there..

 

[CuzinEd]

I didn't know an accelerated graphics port could cause a smirk.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

So that picture could've been from any airport at any point in their journey to Ralphamania. I say this thinking he would use a recent photo in order to keep hair length/beard length realatively the same.

So I'm not buying it until Ralph, the horse, and Cozy Rozy are taking annoying tourist selfies in front of the Roman colosseum. Anything short of that can be staged on the American continent. (Canada, USA, Mexico).
I'm not gonna believe "Luhhhk, mah wife is facin' away from the camera because she's mad at ya'll" posts either.
All 3 faces, or it's cope.
"I stud-eed meeedeee-uh awl mah laiii-ph." -Ralph January Pill Stream.

Ralph is alone in Italy. If he's even in Italy at all.
The Kim Jung Ralph picture is just as incriminating as you can see the waiter taking the picture for Ralph in the reflection of his "GEWCHEE" sunglasses.

The corn is calling...

 

[None More Black]

i'm guessing this is a solo trip, he thinks he can still save face by pretending to be on a lovely honeymoon. he's a massively insecure faggot to such a degree that he controls all her social media and shit, the first thing he'd do to own everyone would be a picture of all of them smiling and shit.

edit: everyone came to the same conclusion at once rofl get fucked ralph, enjoy dying alone

 

[Truly Rural]

This moron gets kicked out of the plane with a baby. Proceeds to explain how them getting booted out prompted him and May to turn it into fun little gag. Because May thought being publicly humiliated by her husband while holding your baby by getting kicked out of the plane was such a fun intro for the joke nobody will think it's funny unless he calls her a whore and accuses her of kidnapping for good fun measure. Because it's totally cool being escorted with an infant from the plane. And May thinks so as well, if not even more so than Ralph. Heck maybe May was the one to come up with the idea that next best thing is for Ralph to call her a whore.

Taking the baby to rome to satisfy Ralph's destructive impulse was the thing that sunk May as a mother imo. All the talk about her actually caring for her daughter, all the compliments from Harry about her being good and attentive mother just went up the smoke the moment she took her to Rome, or tried to. However, if her plan was to escape Ralph and Mexico with the baby than I hope she succeeds, and would not judge her too harshly for that. Thing is I think she had no choice so to speak. I don't think Ralph would travel without her. Ralph has to have 24/7 control over May and can not leave her alone (alive), even for a world tour. So May had a choice to either go along with Ralph's impulses and chose a path of least resistance, or decisively decline to travel and endure Ralph's infantile abuse indefinitely.

Human relations are mostly about give and take, and Ralph knows only to take. Ralph is the type of guy who will sing your praises unironically if you gave him something, just like he'd be praising his wife as a best human that has ever lived for no other reason than the "give" he was lucky to "take" from her and that's the bottom line. This is where the relation ends. There is no flip side to it, there is no Ralph giving her anything. The next thing is Ralph asking for the next thing, that's it. And once he is denied what ever it is he demands, she is a filthy MORRIS WHORE. May knows this, everyone knows this.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph looks like a hobo that scraped together a few bucks for a drink at the bar.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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Ralph is alone in Italy. If he's even in Italy at all.
The Kim Jung Ralph picture is just as incriminating as you can see the waiter taking the picture for Ralph in the reflection of his "GEWCHEE" sunglasses.
The corn is calling...

lmao this is great. this is chris chan tier shit.