Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Spergichu]

WE GUNT

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

SAY GOODBYE TO HALF OF YOUR SHIT, RALPH!

The half of his shit Harry Morris didn't destroy.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah, he could've easily just gone with "we missed the flight and have to wait until tomorrow now, damn" and avoided everything. Unless he though people were filming him being removed. But even then the "my wife is a whore and she absconded" work makes no sense.

Because it’s a work you stupid retard Ed alog! Ralph was getting (tossed) off the plane and thought hey wouldn’t it be funny if I said my wife was a whore who ran off with our kids just to own Harry Morris? Hahaha the haters are so mad Ralph pulled one over them! Common Ralphamale victory!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph is the goat

I keep seeing this esoteric guy. Is he the chief gunt guard? A pay pig? Or both?

It’s 2023 and he’s gunt guarding for clout, trying to get on cozy or find subscribers or some shit along those lines.

He’s too pathetic to pay attention to and never has evidence or an interesting take on anything he says. It’s just pure gunt guard

 

[macrodegenerate]

I think people underestimate May's ability to defend herself as well. If anything Ralph might be in trouble. Horse riding is one of the most dangerous activities in the U.S. With on average over 75k incidents of injuries requiring hospitalization a year. And get this, the largest amount of injuries are directly to the brain via concussion. Sure would explain alot of Ralph's recent behavior.

 

[Guli]

The good end of this whole saga is Ralph's Babymamas and kids estranging themselves from him, leading better lives and leaving him to only hurt himself, Ralphs's kids add a bitter note of sadness to his hoggerty.

 

[Weird Ages]

Ralph is the goat

I keep seeing this esoteric guy. Is he the chief gunt guard? A pay pig? Or both?

He's a harrowing insight into the mind of the average Ralph fan.

 

[TJBirish]

I don't know about the rest of you but I'd hate to see a couple with eyes like these separate. You can tell they are soulmates by looking in their eyes.
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Recognizing the Symptoms of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome:​

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[wintertide12]

It is very convenient that Meigh said no more pictures after this. Faking all of that for a quick laugh sounds like a massive cope

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Mental deterioration is basically "gradually, then all at once" especially when combined with substance abuse. My father was an addict who loved alcohol and coke and you could see his mental state falling apart until he hit that point where it's like a switch flips and he just completely dropped off and he was gone. Maybe you get moments of lucidity but for the most part once the path of deterioration gets far enough you never come back from it. Even people who get clean can't really reverse the damage, they just become more functional and with a better locus of control over their lives. If Ralph suddenly got clean tomorrow and was against the odds able to stick to it, at best he would be able to just better manage his emotions and public freakouts. Maybe, very maybe, some of his mental processes would slightly recover. It's pretty obvious however his impulse control is degrading.

It’s also extremely common for people who abuse benzodiazepines (xannies, clonazepam, lorazepam) to develop a sober slur. Quitting would mean he’d sound like he had a sudden traumatic brain injury.

One of my highschool friends’ dads was addicted to clonazepam, and as long as he was on it he seemed kinda dumb but normal. When his wife threatened to leave and he made an attempt to clean up, he THEN ironically seemed like he was fucked up all the time.

His brain had learned to compensate for the benzos, but when you took them away, it shit the bed

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Flight attendant: If I pull you off this plane, will you die?
Ralph: I would have to claim it was a work...
Flight attendant: You're a big guy.
Ralph: ...for the a-logs

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don’t even think it has to be that complex. Harry would be content and quiet if May bailed, all he wanted was his daughter and granddaughter away from an unstable angry addict. Unlike Ralph I don’t see him posting photos of Rozy to own Ralph or act like his daughter/granddaughter is a prize he won, and Ralph lost. Only Ralph does pathetic shit like that because he’s pathetic, dumb, little man with a giant inferiority complex

OTOH if May hopped aboard a plane to Rome after being humiliated and thrown off the previous plane I think Harry would have at least one or two witty comments to make on the their glorious honeymoon trip and the amazing start to this happy marriage with E-OR (I mean cheap Elvis wedding with stolen CC, Servomania, then returning to Mexico for a ten day bender before heading to JFK to get tossed off a plane).

If May left Gunt I don’t think Harry would be pushing her to do anything yet, just allow her to rest and calm down after dealing with ten days of the Ralphabinge and the humiliation ritual wedding. Antagonizing Ralph in any way by revealing she bailed would just make the rage pig go nuts and be more unnecessary bullshit and harassment to deal with when their only concern is trying to keep Rozy safe and prevent May from making any more incredibly stupid decisions. (She probably does fear Ralph posting loads of humiliating degen photos he has, not that it really matters at this point given her online profile.)

I think this is the best part. If Ralph wasn’t such a psycho rage pig nobody would have any idea they got thrown off a plane or ruined their trip. Just keeping his mouth shut would have given him an easy W, but that’s impossible for the rage pig.

Ralph is the one who announced the damn whore (not wife) left him, that she swallows and that she makes porn with him. If he had just kept his rage pig mouth shut nobody would have known they got tossed off a plane or that Amanda bailed with Rozy. He could have just been relatively quiet and silent on Twitter for two days, since they are supposedly traveling and tired after the journey nobody would have questioned it. Then he could post a few random photos in Rome to prove he made it. People would have only gotten suspicious about the lack of May and Rozy by Wed but at least his “she doesn’t want photos taken” would have been slightly more believable if he had not publicly announced on Twitter that the whore bounced after he got them kicked off the plane on Saturday.

Thats what I like about Ralph. His complete lack of self control, restraint, and inability to consider consequences fucks him right in the Bifurcation every time.
If he wasn't such a reactionary asshole half of the shit he's had happen wouldn't have, and a third of that would have been a lot less public.
Rage Pig truly is an ideal term for him.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

No it isn't. It's you guys making demands that ralph have no obligation to follow. That is the truth of the matter. If what you are saying is true. There is no way he can fabricate his entire honeymoon and the truth will come out.

There is nothing remotely suspicious with him not wanting to photograph his infant child, and wife if they don't want to pose for a picture. You can be as hysteric as you want about it. But that is just a fact.

I'm not sure who you are or why you're dick riding the West Memphis Micro so hard, but I want to seriously ask yourself this:
When has Ralph ever shown discretion in what he shares about his and his "family" and when has Ralph ever cared about anyone else's wishes besides himself? Rozy is constantly used as a prop, even after he told da ayyylawwwgz they were never gonna see her and he clearly couldn't care less for how Meigh feels about anything. If Meigh was still around Lil Ralphie would be flashing her ugly mug all over his socials as soon as he caught wind of the doubt. As others have pointed out Ralph has gone on these sorts of cope and rage fits with all his previous breakups

This thread is moving too fast for me to be sure no one else has said it before but:

If May has indeed left him, she has the ability to hold “I saw Ethan Ralph rape Holland Proudfoot (Alice)” over his head for a very long time.

Just something to consider.

I have to wonder if they're in some kind of stalemate where Ralph's threatening some kind of revenge porn 2 and the Morrises are threatening litigation

 

[Jack Awful]

Flight attendant: If I pull you off this plane, will you die?
Ralph: I would have to claim it was a work...
Flight attendant: You're a big guy.
Ralph: ...for the a-logs

She's wondering what kind of man would get thrown off a plane and then threaten to release revenge pornography of his wife...

 

[eaglesfan665]

He is quiet because he is trying to help his daughter. He only started sharing Ralph's trash because Ralph picked a fight with him; but when his daughter needs help, the kayfabe gets thrown out the window.

The mark of a responsible parent if you ask me.

not to rain on your parade but methinks a responsible parent would not have raised a daughter like meigh

 

[TJBirish]

Now that it's been confirmed a plane had to turn around after leaving the gate so the Gunt could be removed, I'm surprised he wasn't at least cited by the police. Does anybody know the law regarding disrupting a flight? We really don't know what happened to him immediately after he got shit-canned. Were the police involved?

And I still think she's still with him. He seems to be stretching this thing out for the big reveal. Not that it matters.

Pray for the child.

 

[fedoralordjish]

Let's be honest we all would love to have a woman like Amanda. No matter what you do to her she will always be at your side

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Now that it's been confirmed a plane had to turn around after leaving the gate so the Gunt could be removed, I'm surprised he wasn't at least cited by the police. Does anybody know the law regarding disrupting a flight? We really don't know what happened to him immediately after he got shit-canned. Were the police involved?

And I still think she's still with him. He seems to be stretching this thing out for the big reveal. Not that it matters.

Pray for the child.

Maybe NYC is just that fucked these days that since he didn’t throw anyone on subway tracks, they didn’t have room for him in jail

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Let's be honest we all would love to have a woman like Amanda. No matter what you do to her she will always be at your side

I have that but prettier and unretarded

 

[disavow]

Now that it's been confirmed a plane had to turn around after leaving the gate so the Gunt could be removed, I'm surprised he wasn't at least cited by the police. Does anybody know the law regarding disrupting a flight? We really don't know what happened to him immediately after he got shit-canned. Were the police involved?

And I still think she's still with him. He seems to be stretching this thing out for the big reveal. Not that it matters.

Pray for the child.

Somewhere upthread someone quoted a news article about a similar incident where a guy got kicked off the flight. First they asked for boarding staff and he remained belligerent so then they called LE, so maybe if he wasn't full speed chimping out it was just "sir I will have to ask you to leave." One thing that may or may not be of interest the ATC recording for the Ralph incident only says "passenger", singular, so presumably Meigh was not disruptive or being made to leave. Could Ralph have been sperging out about masks or something, made to leave, and then fought with Amanda?