Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Don your Liederhosen and Brewers rally cap. We're gonna sing a new twist on a Wisconsin favorite: the Pepperoni Polka!


🎵 There's a hovel, what a hovel
And a fat pig-man doth dwell there
And there's never any room there
Cuz he's fat, and he's a loser

Oh there's screamin' and there's tweetin'
And a lot of sweet bukkake,
When he calls the po-po
He shows his tiny dick!

Every time they hear that "hush child"
Everybody feels so L-O-L
They're gonna go to prison,
And they're waiting for the knock!

They hear rumbling under the floor
Meat's a-grindin' past that door
And the SFWA form a ring
Und miles around you'll hear them sing:

Roll pepperoni, we'll have a sleepover, fun!
Roll pepperoni, we've got the kids on the run!
Sing "enjoy prison", sing out a pasta again,
Now's the time to pay Quasi, cuz you're fat and gay!

La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Hey, hey, hey
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Hey, hey, hey
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Now's the time to pay Quasi, cuz you're fat and gay! 🎵
 
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Bukke Bruse said:
Why does he keep trying to get Wu's attention?
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Possibly due to Frank Wu being a member of the "in-crowd" of the SF world. His artwork won fan awards at the Hugo Awards multiple years in a row due to the publishing circle jerk/the same 400 voters year after year. (To my eyes it is rather amateurish, but it is certainly better than anything I could do. Still, Hugo Award worthy? Four years in a row?) Frank Wu is a poster boy for the sort of incestuous garbage the Sad Puppies campaign highlighted.

However, someone not blocked by Fatrick should let him know this is probably not his path to a $3 million dollar tier publishing contract a la John Scalzi. Or he can just see this and act accordingly, since there's no doubt in my mind he reads this thread. Tranny Wu doesn't have that kind of clout. And at the end of the day he's still a while male, meaning persona non grata to the NYC publishers.
 
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grey area said:
I think Gen Fatton is my most loathed of Pat's many hats. When Ukraine had nukes it was just part of the greater soviet stockpile, not like they had autonomy over them as it wasn't an independent arsenal. I love how everyone has forgotten Ukraine's endemic corruption and interference from organised crime since the war began, but yeah, let's just give them nukes again duuuh. Seeing Wu and the like play geopolitics on Twitter makes me wish we'd all get blown up. Constantly baying for blood, they should give their own.
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Agreed. Gym Fat is pure comedy, Car Fat is silly fun for the most part, General Fatton is just infuriating.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Agreed. Gym Fat is pure comedy, Car Fat is silly fun for the most part, General Fatton is just infuriating.
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I'd say General Fatton comes second for the sole reason "Pat: Pedophile Defender" exists and it goes against everything I believe makes life worth living. When he shows up I'm 200% team Meteor.

But Fatton is close, because what defines him (very similar to Pedo Pat) is the absolute disdain for human lives that he would happily discard just so he can say "I am right".
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Fatrick is a reply guy for Johnny Wu. He so clearly wants to be noticed by the skinwalkxer.
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Wu was the given name of a forum enemy of mine decades ago.

It was clearly a persona and we suspected he was another individual who was famous for being sneaky, creepy and stalky.

Anyway, every time this “Wu” Surfaced we would accuse him of eating babies.

Now every time I see a Wu, I have to wonder the same thing.
Was Johnny Wu the man in this photo and so he trooned out to conceal his identity?
 

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