DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
EmpGulcasa said:
I dunno about this. With how much of a compulsive liar DSP is, I'm more inclined to believe Khat and him just barely interact and she really doesn't give a shit what he does as long as he keeps a roof over her head and food in the kitchen. He probably makes up 99% of anything he says about her or what she says so he has an easy out without looking like a coward.

"Yeah guys, I'd love to do X but you know, my wife and all.. women, am I right?"
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I'd say you're right. He rambles endlessly for 30 to 40 hours a week, and as far as Khat, he mentions them eating together on his day off, them sometimes running errands together, and him occasionally watching her play video games (or even better, them watching someone else play video games). Like all healthy marriages.

The only other times he mentions her are when she does or says something stupid, and in the "muh family" mature adult speech he loves to give about how he's an adult because he has a wife and cat.
 
I saw the clip of him recently complaining that Zelina Vega was going to be doing announcing for SF6. It's hilarious how Philbert acts like things don't bother him, but the way he does so is by talking about the thing forever, so the final outcome is that he looks like a saltier bitch than if he just shut his gouthole.
 
Did Phil even mention Hi-Fi? I hear it's free on game pass. You'd think the pig would jump on this kind of "red hot" release. Thinking about this game made me revisit TIHYDP DMC5. To this day "the graphics are too good and that makes it impossible to see" is one of the most DSP excuses ever.
 
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He's salty as shit Zelina Vega (WWE lady wrestler) is doing commentary for Street Fighter 6. She cosplayed as one of the characters at the Royal Rumble last night.View attachment 4364195
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Look, I took my horse wife to ease the searing all-encompassing pain of losing a winning Panda's ass shaped lottery ticket, showing me a human female who isn't shaped like someone dropped the mashed potatoes makes me big sad memories so therefore everything about her inclusion is bullshit (snort)
 
See now i want to go and look up all the YouTube Snorts and Daily Wraps of him describing how much fun they had in Warzone doing bounties and bitching about people who weren't men of their words for not paying up. But it would require me to go throw the toxic toilet juice that is DSPgaming.

RaidenAUndertale said:
Did Phil even mention Hi-Fi? I hear it's free on game pass. You'd think the pig would jump on this kind of "red hot" release. Thinking about this game made me revisit TIHYDP DMC5. To this day "the graphics are too good and that makes it impossible to see" is one of the most DSP excuses ever.
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"Heee-Feee? Uhh. What is that? I've NEVER heard of that. Hee-Fee. Hmm. I don't know what that is. Oh it's free on Gamepass? Well if you can tell me what it's about and if it's something you guys are interested in seeing I'll consider playing it. Uhhh you still haven't told me what it is. Alright next person to bring up high-fee in my chat is banned. Probably some detractor meme. Duhuh."
 
JimiHendrix said:
honestly, i think phil does work more than most other streamers, but don't get me wrong. working more isn't working harder and it sure as fuck isn't working smarter.

just saying phil is out here, 6 days a week, streaming at least 5 hours a day? that is more than most streamers that I'm aware of, which is all the funnier that he makes so much less than they do because what he puts out is fucking dogshit.

man would rather spend more time making worse content than just learn to not be awful at his job.
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JonTron uploaded last week. Blows Phil's views completely out of the water with his "once ever three months" upload schedule. I would love to see his opinion of people who don't even upload once a day. People like Ranton, NakeyJakey, and JonTron. Clearly Phil works more than these people but his 700 videos a month take a fraction of the effort and receive a fraction of the attention.
 
Elescondido said:
I kinda love this cooking story cause it shows how much of a narcissist he is.

Cooking recipes are just guidelines since not all kitchens are the same and not all circumstances are the same so if you have little cooking experience you still may fuck them

What does Phil say? i followed the recipe doooodd i did nothing wrong .

And thats what i think they fucked the last christmas dinner they cooked for themselves, what i said about cooking is true for all things but it is the most true in ovens so you gotta have at least some cooking skills ...

what does phil said? the recipe was bad dood! thats the only possible explanation
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If cleaning an air fryer is too much work I wouldn't like to think what condition the oven is in.

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oh wait they doordash 3 meals a day so its probably pristine
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Regarding Phail not knowing how an air fryer works and fucking up every meal he tries making in a cartoonish manner:
a) reminder that this retard wanted (probably still wants) to open a restaurant
b) just more proof to my theory that he's 85 IQ max

Also, his "solution" to the instructions of the frozen chicken being wrong? Just have various types of instructions depending on what robust-style meal he wants to make. You just know that if we lived in his fantasy reality with multiple sets of instructions on food he'd bitch about it being too confusing.


Reminds me of the Nino's episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Nino insists he cleans the dining room area because he has pictures of himself doing so, then they cut to his mom saying: "If he actually cleaned the dining room he wouldn't need pictures to prove it, you'd be able to see it because the dining room would be clean."
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not to mention the plethora of you tube videos for just about anything you might want to make.
PetiteDragon43 said:
If bounties don't exist then does that mean Phil strongarmed those dents into giving him money for no reason? 🤔

Also gotta love how "You guys" wanted to give Phil bounties. It's always "we this" and "we that". But now when he might face consequences for his actions it's "you guys". Very nice. Very chill.
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If he renamed them 'clownties' he might have raked in the bux.
DerichLovesSSI said:
There was a vlahg a few years back for Christmas where he and Kat bought a ham “but when [they] took it out of the wrapper the ham had no instructions on it”
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I think it was just 2021
 
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Phail talking about how cheap his pacman light was and he didn't spend alot on it. But he said khet bought it for him when he first put it up.
 
Comma said:
This constant Youtube Shorts baiting is embarrassing as fuck.

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But this will go the same way as everything else that DSP does: he'll mention/do this so often that people will get sick of it and stop caring, running it into the ground. Because he doesn't know what moderation is, he is unable to casually mention it every now and then, like a normal human would do.
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He's so predictable.

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Also: man who can't shut the hell up about Youtube Shorts points finger at Youtube for "shoving Shorts down your throat":




The lack of self-awareness is absolutely staggering.
 
Comma said:
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He's so predictable.

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Also: man who can't shut the hell up about Youtube Shorts points finger at Youtube for "shoving Shorts down your throat":

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The lack of self-awareness is absolutely staggering.
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This is fucking absurd man. He's spent half the the entire fucking prestream rambling about Youtube Shorts, brings up how his new short doesn't have as many views as he wants, tells his audience "do not go watch it, i don't want to be in competition with myself" ??????????

He's clutching his fucking phone refreshing and counting the views live, looking at analytics. He's like an addict having withdrawals.
 
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Comma said:
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The lack of self-awareness is absolutely staggering.
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He has a new short? You mean a dent who is too stupid to demand payment made something from your poor gameplay? I am SHOCKED..not really. Also what's the bet he will flood his channel with 10 shoirts a day should monetization hit?
 
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Balr0g said:
He has anew short? You mean a dent who is too stupid to demand payment made something from your poor gameplay? I am SHOCKED..not really. Also what's the bet he will flood his channel with 10 shoirts a day should monetization hit?
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Only 10 is optimistic. I fully expect it to be like DSP's prime where he spams your inbox with 30 a day since they require absolutely 0 editing and he even has dents emailing them to him.
 
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