Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Preacher ✝]

Only issue with the theory is he laid eyes upon the creature before his face met pavement during Portugal 1. However, diabetes and high blood pressure could be a factor.

Also his alcoholism and drug abuse can easily blur his memory.


Besides Ralph is definitely the kind of guy who looks at a woman's body more than her face.

 

[TJBirish]

Look at his fucking eyes. That isn't due to the orbital fracture, that's a deeper problem.

I'd be surprised if he's able to see well out of that eye.

FFS Ralph, you're THIRTY SEVEN! Look at you! You're an old man.

 

[Um...]

3. One day Rozamprazole 15mg will find this shit plastered all over the internet and see her dead dad slurring his shit and talking about slapping her mother on the ass and looking like a literal homeless psychotic schlub. Deranged daddy issue abused daughter any% speedrun.

Her first words will be “suck my dick, bitch.”

edit: that should be “eat a dick, bitch.” He stood there next to that baby and said that, and his halfwit FAS-faced wife just giggled. I bet Rosy hears that and worse on a daily basis. So yeah, first words..

 

[break these cuffs]

...Whatever happens to May from now on she 110% deserve it, poor Rozy

Meigh is a genuinely dispicable person. She deserves everything she's ever gotten and likely worse.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Truly the face of a king. In fact, I have seen such a kingly Visage before. No other specimen would take his steedly lady to feast on baby boomer goyslop in Roma

Ralph does bear a resemblance to Henry the eighth, make of that what you will but it is not a complimentary comparison

 

[break these cuffs]

Look at his fucking eyes. That isn't due to the orbital fracture, that's a deeper problem.

I'd be surprised if he's able to see well out of that eye.

FFS Ralph, you're THIRTY SEVEN! Look at you! You're an old man.

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Some wide ass pupils for a room that bright. The hog is certainly rolling on something.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

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DEAR JOHM MOON, I WROTE YOU ALL THESE LETTERS AND YOU STILL AIN'T CALLING
I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU ON MY VACATION AND ALL YOUR AY-LOGGING
I DID AN EPIC AWP YOU FELL FOR AND I BARELY STARTED
JOKES ON YOU KIWI SISTERS, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

 

[TheGoodCensor]

Alright, I'm entertained.

 

[Procrastinhater]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KIWISISTERS I CANT I CANT BREED
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Thats nice Ralph. Can I get the tour of Rome you promised me now instead of this fucking Jerry Springer drama with your whore not wife?

 

[Zetsubou]

You can always count on Ralph to brighten up a rainy Monday, aslong as you aren't a woman in his immediate vicinity that is.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

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To steal a phrase from Louis "Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang" Luvhaug

"Our hero, ladies and gentlemen"

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Look at his fucking eyes. That isn't due to the orbital fracture, that's a deeper problem.

I'd be surprised if he's able to see well out of that eye.

FFS Ralph, you're THIRTY SEVEN! Look at you! You're an old man.

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The scary thing is this is a GOOD pic for him.

When he got his ass beat in Portugal, he literally looked like a 60 year old woman

 

[MadStan]

Look at his fucking eyes. That isn't due to the orbital fracture, that's a deeper problem.

I'd be surprised if he's able to see well out of that eye.

FFS Ralph, you're THIRTY SEVEN! Look at you! You're an old man.

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He looks Older that what Dusty Hill looks like...now...

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ralph just said on air that Harry would have to pay him $8,000 in restitution if he ever wants to see Rozy.

 

[Inside your walls]

Ha she looks like Podawful without a beard.

Uncanny

 

[eaglesfan665]

I think this also bears repeating. Ralph, telling people your "whore " wife "absconded" with your child, declaring you'll release the "real tapes" and having people think it's totally plausible, believable and not out of character at all is not the own you think it is

 

[HackerX]

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Jesus. I'm getting Andre the Giant vibes from this. Except he was 7'0 or so. But likely the same weight.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph just said on air that Harry would have to pay him $8,000 in restitution if he ever wants to see Rozy.

Nah. Just wait a month or two. Meigh is getting close to the end of her rope, I’ve never seen her looking as exhausted and sort of crazy as these last pics.

Something is rattling around in there, there’s only so much embarrassment one person can deal with.

We should ask HER to clarify what Ralph was talking about re:Alanna swallowing

 

[TJBirish]

Some wide ass pupils for a room that bright. The hog is certainly rolling on something.

I've heard him quite a few times, but I've NEVER heard him so wasted as he is right now.

He's got to be on multiple things. I'm waiting for him to face plant in the middle of a rant.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph just said on air that Harry would have to pay him $8,000 in restitution if he ever wants to see Rozy.

Or he can just wait until Ralph's dead and rozy is still young enough to forget ralph and remember Harry anyway