Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Stasi]

This is incredible. Imagine being so booty blasted at the ayylawgs making fun of you on the internet that instead of having a nice time with your wife in Rome you forcer her to make extremely awkward hostage videos in the middle of the night to prove the haters wrong.

Never change Ralph.

 

[guntigo]

i hope rozy grows up and decides to be far away from these people, living a successful life that isn't in streaming or any of this hot garbage but in pursuing a degree in something worthwhile. be better, rozy, be better than the people that brought you on this earth.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Meryl Streep Glenn Close from Hook looking motherfucker.

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Looks like a tough man whos seen some shit. Unlike Ethan Ralph who just eats shit and is a fat faggot.

"Can you see me now" he says slurring his fucking words. Calls Harry a thieving nigger. Repeats it. Doesn't like to use the n word apparently. Sorry for the double post but holy fuck is he smashed.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

This is incredible. Imagine being so booty blasted at the ayylawgs making fun of you on the internet that instead of having a nice time with your wife in Rome you forcer her to make extremely awkward hostage videos in the middle of the night to prove the haters wrong.

Never change Ralph.

I wonder if she got to there on the same plane, or why she changed her mind about being shy all of the sudden

 

[break these cuffs]

This is incredible. Imagine being so booty blasted at the ayylawgs making fun of you on the internet that instead of having a nice time with your wife in Rome you forcer her to make extremely awkward hostage videos in the middle of the night to prove the haters wrong.

Never change Ralph.

Does Gunt ever have a nice time anywhere? He lives to be assblasted about something because he's a worthless West Memphis wigger and he always will be. We know, he knows it, everyone who's ever met him knows it. He hangs out at weird kids' table for fucking America First with Chaggot and Ali Jamal. Ralph is a fucking loser who squadered his 15 minutes of Gaymergate fame.

His only rest from it is when he's blacked the fuck out.

 

[WhitePanther1776]

I don’t know about you guys but I feel really owned. I don’t know how I will ever recover from this….

 

[chudbere]

Ralph's inability to shut up is always what does him in. And tonight's stream was no exception.

So here's the real timeline, from what I can piece together: they got separated while he was arguing with the cops. Perhaps May got angry and took off to a hotel without him. He starts tweeting about her, goes to the Dead Poet Irish pub, tweets more, has a phone call with Amanda's mom, eventually finds out where Amanda is, deletes his tweets, goes to the hotel and leaves his luggage behind at the bar.

The "it was a work" was just a bullshit cover story for him flipping his shit after she went missing. As we knew all along.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Notice how Ralph wants the same amount of money from Harry that Delta is going to charge him for disrupting their flight? This fat, gunted, wife beating wigger is so goddamn entitled that he demands that his wife father who he has humiliated, stole from, and whose family he has ruin pay for his fuck up because if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl he needs the money he would win from his bet for more booze, benzo's and whores. Pay for my fuck up Harry and I may consider having you see your granddaughter. Absolutely vile.

Baby trafficking by my reckoning

 

[Jack Awful]

I am still scratching my head on how was this a "work". Go hog wild on a flight, delay the flight, wife walks away due to embarrassing Hog Husband, Hog Husband sniffs down his Whore Wife, pays for another flight with magic money, land in Rome with Whore Wife, rips a dick dinger of Xanax goes on a solo adventure in Rome until convincing the dumb bitch to get back out there, and take shots at the Ayelawgs. While refreshing the thread here.

Either way I get to laugh on a Monday.

Ralph get your purse back.

>Ralph gets kicked off flight for yelling at Pantsu and other passengers
>Pantsu leaves (or Ralph believes she left) with Rozie
>Ralph tweets about how Pantsu is a whore and that he's gonna revenge porn her
>Pantsu comes back
>"Oh shit, I'm gonna look like a retard and get laughed at!"
>"I know! I'll pretend this whole thing was a gay op designed to fuck with Pantsu's dad! It doesn't make sense and doesn't have to! My fans are retarded and will believe anything!"
>"We'll continue acting like Pantsu is gone then reveal she's with me to muddy the waters!"

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Does Gunt ever have a nice time anywhere?

Only when his ass is getting blasted by his ladyboy hookers

 

[Procrastinhater]

Not to piss in your beer, and your celebration of this legendary moment of making gunt take a selfie on vacation. But this thread is technically over now right? Or at least put on hold.

STOP HAVING FUN I DON'T LIKE says the former DSP ball washer.
Bro don't take this the wrong way because I like you generally but you've been a giant fucking bitch throughout this whole thread.
Calm down lol.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Uncanny
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I see more of Hard Bastard than Jesse. Also, I know it's been said before but, Jesus dose Ralph look like shit.

 

[InFO Digger]

Not to piss in your beer, and your celebration of this legendary moment of making gunt take a selfie on vacation. But this thread is technically over now right? Or at least put on hold.

Who is this verified account and why is he such a retard?

 

[Well Intentioned]

Looks like a tough man whos seen some shit. Unlike Ethan Ralph who just eats shit and is a fat faggot.

Ya, it's funny how a woman in drag looks more like a man than Piggly here. But also how Piggly looks quite a bit like a woman in drag.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

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Truly the face of a king. In fact, I have seen such a kingly Visage before. No other specimen would take his steedly lady to feast on baby boomer goyslop in Roma

This resembles an early rehearsal photo from a Royal Shakespeare Company production of King Lear.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Who is this verified account and why is he such a retard?

Former DSP mod and wet blanket. He’s here holding an invisible mop and making sure we don’t rile the hawg up too much

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.

Romans 1:28-31

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Ralph's inability to shut up is always what does him in. And tonight's stream was no exception.

So here's the real timeline, from what I can piece together: they got separated while he was arguing with the cops. Perhaps May got angry and took off to a hotel without him. He starts tweeting about her, goes to the Dead Poet Irish pub, tweets more, has a phone call with Amanda's mom, eventually finds out where Amanda is, deletes his tweets, goes to the hotel and leaves his luggage behind at the bar.

The "it was a work" was just a bullshit cover story for him flipping his shit after she went missing. As we knew all along.

From his drunken ramblings I think this is the timeline of The Flight From Hell

1. Ralph and Meigh argue at the airport over the baby's stroller, which continues even after they have boarded the plane.

2. An old woman objects to the way Ralph is talking to Meigh and Ralph tells her to "suck his dick and choke to death on it"

3. A "mulatto" objects to this and Ralph challenges him to get off the plane and fight him.

4. Flight staff try to calm Ralph down but he is so obnoxious that eventually the police have to remove him from the plane.

5. Ralph and Meigh are escorted out separately by police which is probably required by some kind of domestic violence response procedure.

6. Meigh and the baby go to a hotel while Ralph gets shitfaced at The Dead Poet bar and forgets his bag, resulting in the loss of all of his clothes for the trip.

7. Mother Of The Year Meigh allows an extremely intoxicated Ethan Ralph into her hotel room where according to Ralph they have sex. The location of the baby is unknown, being NY, Cozy.tv Rozy likely spends the night fighting off sewer rats the size of Bulldogs.

8. This series of events somehow owns Andy Warski, Kiwi Farms, Johm Potter, and the inventor of the Buffalo Cube.

 

[Barbigny2.0]

Asking for expert opinions: will May and Rozy's presence in Rome suck the joy out of whatever nigh-on-inevitable beating Ralph finds himself on the receiving end of this time? For me, what made both trysts in Portugal so amusing was Ralph's insistence on visiting alone while May and the baby were back in America.

 

[Gonzales]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we now know the full story

>Ralph begs for his paypigs to finance his Honeymoon at the end of the pillstream season, gets barely over half of his modest needs (Massive L)
>Throws a massive tantrum on the plane and gets himself kicked off, almost certainly burning up the money his pigs have given him (Massive L)
>Meigh, understandably upset by this, has a big fight with Ralph, Ralph goes publicly bridge burner mode on her, calls her a whore, threatens revenge porn (Massive L)
>They both cool off, realize that was fucking retarded to do in public given who they are, and come up with a short notice cope... uh, yea, it was a work! (Massive L)
>Ralph buys new tickets to his now even shorter Rome speedrun (Massive L)
>Meigh either has to take a later flight, or is still too mad to appear on camera for a while, Ralph gets people to continue speculating as to their status for a while. (Big win for the Ralphamale!)
>Ralph appears on camera looking more old and fucked up than a man twice his age (Pretty big L)

So all in all I think we write this one up as a massive W for our boy.