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He's a little difficult to track. He was in Detroit for a while (and possibly in Minneapolis for a little bit?), but to my best knowledge he's in California at the moment.
Dramacow Eddie Dzial / Edward Bernard Przydzial / Poser Exposer / Lawson J. Denning - Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist
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He's a little difficult to track. He was in Detroit for a while (and possibly in Minneapolis for a little bit?), but to my best knowledge he's in California at the moment.
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I'm only going to photoshop him into porn scenes that will #trigger him. Nazi fetish porn is probably something he's into.
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I’m not quite sure why, but after his last PM being from Wednesday, Eddie decided to fire off two Photoshopped pictures of gay Donny Long porn to me this morning.
Has anyone else PM’d him and is now receiving random gay Donny ‘shops? It’s kind of weird.
EDIT: At the suggestion of another member, here are the PM’s I exchanged with Eddie. My intent wasn’t to troll him or backseat mod or anything, but to maybe butter him up a bit in order to get him to dump more info on Donny.
Has anyone else PM’d him and is now receiving random gay Donny ‘shops? It’s kind of weird.
EDIT: At the suggestion of another member, here are the PM’s I exchanged with Eddie. My intent wasn’t to troll him or backseat mod or anything, but to maybe butter him up a bit in order to get him to dump more info on Donny.
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UPDATE: A brave Wiki Agent in the Detroit are has returned from a reconnaissance mission to a local library. They've uncovered photos of the original article about Eddie's arrest, Did fan step over edge from fantasy to fraud?
View all the photos here: Please note some are blurry since the originals were small.** I've attached a couple of interest to the article, and they're also archived here: http://archive.is/P4NpV
The article in question was originally transcribed by from a "tip" on LiveJournal, given to a disgruntled counter-troll (seen here). Because there was no proof of a physical article, Eddie claimed that it was a fake. (here, for example)
The following is a transcript collected by our Agent. It's missing sections because some of the originals were unreadable, but you can compare it to the original posted transcript above. The Agent also added, "Check out the last few paragraphs. Fucking intense."
It's worth noting that Eddie has written long stalky tirades about both the writer of this article (ie here) and the police officer who arrested him. I'm presuming some of the other names that pop up as targets are other people involved with the situation, perhaps the magazine editors mentioned. (Also, for reasons I've not uncovered, he's had some back-and-forth with K Thor Jensen at the PortalOfEvil.)
This KF Agent really went the extra length, so give them a thanks. Semper Fidelis to all our armed forces.
** PS: The article was literally on microfiche. Lol.
View all the photos here: Please note some are blurry since the originals were small.** I've attached a couple of interest to the article, and they're also archived here: http://archive.is/P4NpV
The article in question was originally transcribed by from a "tip" on LiveJournal, given to a disgruntled counter-troll (seen here). Because there was no proof of a physical article, Eddie claimed that it was a fake. (here, for example)
The following is a transcript collected by our Agent. It's missing sections because some of the originals were unreadable, but you can compare it to the original posted transcript above. The Agent also added, "Check out the last few paragraphs. Fucking intense."
Fantasy figures with nightmare faces leapt and writhed on stage behind a tall young man who stood below, throwing paper scraps into the smoky air above the audience
On each piece was drawn a pair of lips, a Detroit telephone number and the name Ed Przydziel. The thin youth, in the last of his teen-age years, was slavishly devoted to the rock-and-roll band Kiss, which was performing on the stage behind him in Cobo Hall.
He was soliciting amateur photographs of the group. That was early 1983.
TODAY, PRZYDZIAL, 24, sits in the federal prison at Milan under grand jury indictment for multiple counts of fraud and interstate transportation of property obtained by fraud. The indictment describes a scheme that is virtually the first of its kind, at least in scope, for a little known industry that operates largely on trust and good faith.
Edward Bernard Przydziel - pronounced Prisdale – is accused of posing as an editor of rock industry publications to trick professional photographers and photo stock houses in the United States and England into sending him original pictures of rock bands and musicians.
Investigators said they seized nearly 2,400 photos from Przydzial as evidence for the indictment. Later seizures raised the total to about 6,000 but investigators hav not yet determined which of those are amateur snapshots –such as those taken by fans in the audience at that 1983 concert – and which are marketable professional photos.
An industry standard sets the replacement value of the commercial photos at $1,500 each. By that measure, which Przydzial’s lawyer intends to challenge in court, the seized photos are worth $3.6 million – and perhaps millions more
FEDERAL authorities say it was Przydzial’s intent to sell the photos as his own work. They do not, however, know if he ever did so.
They charge that he used aliases while running the scheme, among them the name “Mark Dallas”.
One of those he is accused of victimizing, a New York photographer who tried to do business with him under the Dallas alias, offers another possible motive.
While the charges are serious and the photo industry is intent on seeing them prosecuted to conclusion, “I feel sorry for this person named Mark Dallas”, says Raeanne Rubenstein, owner of Telephoto, a New York photo stock house. Her complaint started the federal investigation that ended in Przydzial’s indictment. “Obviously his fan-dom took him over the edge.
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Przydzial’s family refuses to talk about him, other than to say that he grew up on the west side of Detroit, attended a Catholic grade school and Redford High School and worked sometimes as a free-lance photographer. Federal officials familiar with the case say they have been unable to determine if he has ever been gainfully employed.
Przydzial’s attorney refuses to allow his client to be interviewed.
But other people have had contact with him.
“He was a fan and I think he was obsessed”,” says (?????) (?????) former art associate director for the rock magazine (?????) which moved from its Metro Detroit office to Los Angeles early last year. (??????) remembers Przydzial in the early ‘80’s, when he (unreadable).
QUARTET SECTION UNREADABLE
THE FRUSTRATION SECTION UNREADABLE to “HE contacted”
“HE contacted us by telephone,” says Jesse Morales, a salesman for Globe Photo in New York, which is named as one of the victims in the Przydzial indictment. “The first contact was made on Feb. 19, 1987. He asked for (photos of) The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Kiss, everybody and anybody. He would give me specific names and I would send him a selection on each name.
“All communications were through the phone. A woman would always answer the phone ‘Creem Magazine,’ and ‘Let me connect you with Mark Dallas,’ making it seem it was the actual magazine. The secretary used the name Lisa.” By necessity, Morales says, photo stock houses such as Globe Photo operate on trust. Client magazines ask for pictures on a given topic or subject. A selection is sent to them with the understanding they will be returned undamaged within a set amount of time. And if the client decides to publish one of the photos from the selection, a fee is paid to use it once.
Right to print a specific photograph might be sold dozens of times to any different publications. For that reason, Morales says, the industry has set a standard of $1,500 value for commercial quality pictures that are lost or stolen.
MORALES SAYS he sent some 500 photos to Mark Dallas and has not seen them since.
By the time FBI agents had interviewed Morales and numerous others with similar experiences, served search warrants on a Detroit address used by Przydzial, and confiscated phone record and other documents which they say prove that he and Mark Dallas are one and the same person, they went looking for their suspect to make an arrest.
They found him several weeks ago. He was a prisoner in the Wayne County Jail.
***
Last Dec. 18, police said, a Sterling Heightscouple reported that their 20-year-old daughter Elizabeth- nicknamed Lisa – and her infant daughter had disappeared that day with Lisa’s estranged husband, Ed Przydzial. Three days later, police forced open the back door of a house in Harper Woods that Przydzial shared with his grandmother, Adoline Hartley. They found Lisa standing in a bedroom with Hartley, who was holding a child, Brittany.
When they entered and adjacent bedroom they were faced by a damaged wraith – shirtless, barefoot, tall and very thin, arms hanging at his sides. Blood seeped from cuts on each wrist. Black hair fell straight from his head to the midline of his back.
For a moment, Ed Przydzial faced the police, the palms of his hands turned forward to display his wounds. Then he walked to his bed picked up the blade he had dropped there and lay on his back.
He threatened more damage but he was persuaded against it. He was taken to a hospital and later to jail, accused of kidnapping his wife and daughter.
Before the officers left the house, they photographed their suspect’s room. His bed sheets were splashed scarlet. The walls were covered by posters of the rock group Kiss.
As the officers worked, the fantasy faces on the walls stared down and waggled their tongues from painted faces.
On each piece was drawn a pair of lips, a Detroit telephone number and the name Ed Przydziel. The thin youth, in the last of his teen-age years, was slavishly devoted to the rock-and-roll band Kiss, which was performing on the stage behind him in Cobo Hall.
He was soliciting amateur photographs of the group. That was early 1983.
TODAY, PRZYDZIAL, 24, sits in the federal prison at Milan under grand jury indictment for multiple counts of fraud and interstate transportation of property obtained by fraud. The indictment describes a scheme that is virtually the first of its kind, at least in scope, for a little known industry that operates largely on trust and good faith.
Edward Bernard Przydziel - pronounced Prisdale – is accused of posing as an editor of rock industry publications to trick professional photographers and photo stock houses in the United States and England into sending him original pictures of rock bands and musicians.
Investigators said they seized nearly 2,400 photos from Przydzial as evidence for the indictment. Later seizures raised the total to about 6,000 but investigators hav not yet determined which of those are amateur snapshots –such as those taken by fans in the audience at that 1983 concert – and which are marketable professional photos.
An industry standard sets the replacement value of the commercial photos at $1,500 each. By that measure, which Przydzial’s lawyer intends to challenge in court, the seized photos are worth $3.6 million – and perhaps millions more
FEDERAL authorities say it was Przydzial’s intent to sell the photos as his own work. They do not, however, know if he ever did so.
They charge that he used aliases while running the scheme, among them the name “Mark Dallas”.
One of those he is accused of victimizing, a New York photographer who tried to do business with him under the Dallas alias, offers another possible motive.
While the charges are serious and the photo industry is intent on seeing them prosecuted to conclusion, “I feel sorry for this person named Mark Dallas”, says Raeanne Rubenstein, owner of Telephoto, a New York photo stock house. Her complaint started the federal investigation that ended in Przydzial’s indictment. “Obviously his fan-dom took him over the edge.
***
Przydzial’s family refuses to talk about him, other than to say that he grew up on the west side of Detroit, attended a Catholic grade school and Redford High School and worked sometimes as a free-lance photographer. Federal officials familiar with the case say they have been unable to determine if he has ever been gainfully employed.
Przydzial’s attorney refuses to allow his client to be interviewed.
But other people have had contact with him.
“He was a fan and I think he was obsessed”,” says (?????) (?????) former art associate director for the rock magazine (?????) which moved from its Metro Detroit office to Los Angeles early last year. (??????) remembers Przydzial in the early ‘80’s, when he (unreadable).
QUARTET SECTION UNREADABLE
THE FRUSTRATION SECTION UNREADABLE to “HE contacted”
“HE contacted us by telephone,” says Jesse Morales, a salesman for Globe Photo in New York, which is named as one of the victims in the Przydzial indictment. “The first contact was made on Feb. 19, 1987. He asked for (photos of) The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Kiss, everybody and anybody. He would give me specific names and I would send him a selection on each name.
“All communications were through the phone. A woman would always answer the phone ‘Creem Magazine,’ and ‘Let me connect you with Mark Dallas,’ making it seem it was the actual magazine. The secretary used the name Lisa.” By necessity, Morales says, photo stock houses such as Globe Photo operate on trust. Client magazines ask for pictures on a given topic or subject. A selection is sent to them with the understanding they will be returned undamaged within a set amount of time. And if the client decides to publish one of the photos from the selection, a fee is paid to use it once.
Right to print a specific photograph might be sold dozens of times to any different publications. For that reason, Morales says, the industry has set a standard of $1,500 value for commercial quality pictures that are lost or stolen.
MORALES SAYS he sent some 500 photos to Mark Dallas and has not seen them since.
By the time FBI agents had interviewed Morales and numerous others with similar experiences, served search warrants on a Detroit address used by Przydzial, and confiscated phone record and other documents which they say prove that he and Mark Dallas are one and the same person, they went looking for their suspect to make an arrest.
They found him several weeks ago. He was a prisoner in the Wayne County Jail.
***
Last Dec. 18, police said, a Sterling Heightscouple reported that their 20-year-old daughter Elizabeth- nicknamed Lisa – and her infant daughter had disappeared that day with Lisa’s estranged husband, Ed Przydzial. Three days later, police forced open the back door of a house in Harper Woods that Przydzial shared with his grandmother, Adoline Hartley. They found Lisa standing in a bedroom with Hartley, who was holding a child, Brittany.
When they entered and adjacent bedroom they were faced by a damaged wraith – shirtless, barefoot, tall and very thin, arms hanging at his sides. Blood seeped from cuts on each wrist. Black hair fell straight from his head to the midline of his back.
For a moment, Ed Przydzial faced the police, the palms of his hands turned forward to display his wounds. Then he walked to his bed picked up the blade he had dropped there and lay on his back.
He threatened more damage but he was persuaded against it. He was taken to a hospital and later to jail, accused of kidnapping his wife and daughter.
Before the officers left the house, they photographed their suspect’s room. His bed sheets were splashed scarlet. The walls were covered by posters of the rock group Kiss.
As the officers worked, the fantasy faces on the walls stared down and waggled their tongues from painted faces.
It's worth noting that Eddie has written long stalky tirades about both the writer of this article (ie here) and the police officer who arrested him. I'm presuming some of the other names that pop up as targets are other people involved with the situation, perhaps the magazine editors mentioned. (Also, for reasons I've not uncovered, he's had some back-and-forth with K Thor Jensen at the PortalOfEvil.)
This KF Agent really went the extra length, so give them a thanks. Semper Fidelis to all our armed forces.
** PS: The article was literally on microfiche. Lol.
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Holy shit, I've got to hand it to the man. He's really dedicated to this whole "batshit insane" thing.
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Here's a handful of ~Fun Eddie Links~
• I can find no evidence of Eddie's lawsuit against Gene Simmons. All the data comes from blogs that are clearly written by Eddie Socks.
• It's also worth noting that the user name "Poser Exposer" was actually originally used by someone else (presumed to be Rev Tyler) to counter-troll Eddie. Our friend took it over years ago, though.
• Here's the DMCA about the Obama image: http://www.dmlp.org/threats/przydzial-v-alkhateeb
• Uh, apparently he posted this himself on one of this rant blogs: his old id
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• This page has a fond remembrance written by a commentator. Donny shows up, along with TONS of Eddie Socks. (link) Ed claims it was written by "Mark Andrews from Seduce", a record label of some sort:
• Lastly, check out this great image archive of Eddie. Some of these photos are AMAZING. (But maybe not in the way Eddie thinks.)
Seriously, though, this guy is like my hero. I'm getting the impression that not everything he says is a complete lie....he just exaggerates way beyond belief.
• I can find no evidence of Eddie's lawsuit against Gene Simmons. All the data comes from blogs that are clearly written by Eddie Socks.
• It's also worth noting that the user name "Poser Exposer" was actually originally used by someone else (presumed to be Rev Tyler) to counter-troll Eddie. Our friend took it over years ago, though.
• Here's the DMCA about the Obama image: http://www.dmlp.org/threats/przydzial-v-alkhateeb
• Uh, apparently he posted this himself on one of this rant blogs: his old id
![scan1id[1].jpg](http://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/attachments/93/93036-9bc00e28872404170bff85f35050fb27.jpg?hash=m8AOKIckBB "scan1id[1].jpg")
• This page has a fond remembrance written by a commentator. Donny shows up, along with TONS of Eddie Socks. (link) Ed claims it was written by "Mark Andrews from Seduce", a record label of some sort:
Sandy Scanoe said:
• Lastly, check out this great image archive of Eddie. Some of these photos are AMAZING. (But maybe not in the way Eddie thinks.)
Seriously, though, this guy is like my hero. I'm getting the impression that not everything he says is a complete lie....he just exaggerates way beyond belief.
When Ed was first posted I thought "I'd have sex with him". Something tells me he'll call me a "fag with aids", though.
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Holy shits props to @KingQueen and whichever field agent recovered that article, you dedicated motherfuckers. I'll edit into the OP tomorrow.
Did anybody happen to catch who Eddie was trying to dox recently? It was edited out by a mod, just curious if it was more Donny obsession or if he's trying to throw someone else under the bus.
Did anybody happen to catch who Eddie was trying to dox recently? It was edited out by a mod, just curious if it was more Donny obsession or if he's trying to throw someone else under the bus.
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If we figure out how to find arrest records over there, we'll be sending the agent back into the field. They're on standby.
I saw him post something on Donny's mom, but I don't know if that's what you mean? He's also got what's supposedly Donny's house info posted on his profile....I was going to report it but forgot.
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If we figure out how to find arrest records over there, we'll be sending the agent back into the field. They're on standby.
I saw him post something on Donny's mom, but I don't know if that's what you mean? He's also got what's supposedly Donny's house info posted on his profile....I was going to report it but forgot.
Yeah I dunno, it was this one:
I saw it for a split second before it was deleted but was in the middle of something and it was gone before I read much of it. I don't see anything on Donny's mom now, so that's probably what it was.
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He doxed Donny and his entire family. @Dynastia would be proud
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There was a shitload of poorly formated info he posted, including what looked like Donny's SSN. I saw that and was like ugh. I don't even wanna see this shit.
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Moved this thread to lolcows because poser exposer has run his course.
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Would someone help me with the lolcow.wiki article? I've been working on trimming the résumé-style bullshit. I was planning to work out the Pornography section, then write a section about his exploits on KF sperging about Donny.
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wow... you guys rock. true fans. i dig it. crazy man.
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I love how I unwittingly managed to unearth such a lolcow breeding ground. Props to @MakeItRain for the awesome OP.
Anyway, I've been in contact with him since he showed up here. He's never really given me any issue, though I too had been besieged with gay Donny edits.
Anyway, I've been in contact with him since he showed up here. He's never really given me any issue, though I too had been besieged with gay Donny edits.
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the edits i sent to you guys i did not post on the forum. i thought it best to send them to you first like you guys asked not to post such things... now you use it against me? i never made that stuff... i found it online and sent it over. i showed respect and you did not.
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Sending gay porn is the best way to show respect.
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Didn't use anything against you. I actually spoke in your favor and said that I hadn't had an issue with you.