Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Dude Snakes]

Has the audio of the flight been found?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralphamale Ws:
1 ) He managed to retrieve his nag
2 ) He has located a shirt with buttons that encloses the gunt

Ralphamale Ls:
1 ) His 3 day honeymoon is a 2 day because he couldn't resist being an antisocial piece of shit for a few hours
2 ) The trip is abutted by an obscene amount of travelling
3 ) He's going to have to say "pretty please with a cherry on top" to have any hope of getting his luggage back from the bar
4 ) Thusfar the honeymoon has been spent trying to spin elaborate and nonsensical yarns for why he's absolutely not owned
5 ) He has a court appearance Vs the Vickers coming up whereby he'll need to explain why he can afford to fuck around abroad and take more flights than physically necessary but cannot afford an attorney
6 ) Video evidence of extortion
7 ) Calling his wife of 2 weeks a worthless whore and threatening her because she wasn't immediately visible after their exile from the plane is now immortalised. The sexual harassment lobbed at his sister in law and Alice is also immortalised.
8 ) Monetisation opportunities have been squandered because instead of courting the paypigs and doing his usual obnoxious selfie stick livestreams he's been arguing with the internet and his whore wife and taking hostage videos

I can't wait to see what he gets up to today in his body-odour soaked dress shirt. Have fun Meigh, this is (supposed to be) the happiest time of your life!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

3 ) He's going to have to say "pretty please with a cherry on top" to have any hope of getting his luggage back from the bar

He’s such a retard. Uber has a service where you can get a bag or package delivered from one spot to the next, just as quickly as a normal Uber. He had several hours between flights in which to get his shit back. Ralph can’t function like an adult even with Mantsu’s help.

5 ) He has a court appearance Vs the Vickers coming up whereby he'll need to explain why he can afford to fuck around abroad and take more flights than physically necessary

That’s funny because I was just thinking how embarrassing it is for him to have us know that Ralph can’t afford anything nicer than basic bitch sardine seats in coach. Imagine bragging about an international trip you can’t afford to make comfortably. What a fucking pov.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

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Looking a bit B L O A T E D there, buddy

 

[LanceHaver]

Horse and Gunt

I love that this is where we are at

 

[TyrasGuard]

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"If anything, you lied about me breaking up with mah wife..."
This is such a Reddit tranny way of arguing holy shit, how fucking far you have fallen my dude. He is one inch away from arguing spelling just to get some semblance of a win.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

That’s funny because I was just thinking how embarrassing it is for him to have us know that Ralph can’t afford anything nicer than basic bitch sardine seats in coach. Imagine bragging about an international trip you can’t afford to make comfortably. What a fucking pov.

I was more referring to how he e-begged for the money to go and then was blasé enough to get thrown off the plane at the very first leg of the journey and had to restart it all over again to get to the same fucking destination. Not a fantastic look while he's screeching about his vindictive ex girlfriend "throwing up barriers to visitation" like living really far away and expecting him not to behave like a feral lunatic in front of the baby.

Also bonus cringe points if the bag he lost was the one he had to "permanently borrow" from Harry because he hasn't got a pot to piss in.

Are ya winnin', Ralph?

 

[Elmo]

i still don't even know who got opped here considering for awhile even ralph thought she bolted with the baby

Don't forget that faggot Jesse tried to pull some shit and I hope to God nobody here even gave it a slight possibility of truth.

 

[A-Stump]

I'm just waiting for the day his hijinks get him beaten up in front of his baby

You know it's inevitable

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I love that this is where we are at

An unholy union. Elvis should have objected.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Don't forget that faggot Jesse tried to pull some shit and I hope to God nobody here even gave it a slight possibility of truth.

I fell for it because I'm new to the Ragepig Saga.
Catching up as fast as I can.
Cog set me straight on Jesse though.
The self insert part was pretty gay, even as a newbie.
"I looked into the rearview mirror a couple of times to check on her and Rozy." -Jesse

 

[VuedouThe2nd]

So do we reckon the Ralphamale might try a repeat of Portugal One and solicit a 14 year old prostitute in Rome?

 

[Professor Iris]

You still called your wife a bitch on social media, Ralph.
You called your wife a bitch just to see what the reaction on KiwiFarms would be.

....rent-free.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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“Now that I think about it, it was you Kiwifarm who called my wife a whore who ran off with my child!”

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

When all else fails you can just slur "no, u" and then it is actually the people laughing at you who are owned

 

[变性黑鬼]

I admit it. I was tricked.

Life is a learning experience, man. The next time a fat, alcoholic, crack-smoking, violent felon who is also a convicted sex-offender for revenge porn, in addition to getting away with rape (once, that we know of) tells you that his wife has left him and took the kid, you'll immediately know that it's kayfabe.

 

[SargonF00t]

I don't think Ralph and Meigh arrived in Rome on the same flight, or same day.

I think Meigh was considering leaving Ralph but got suicide baited to returning.

However I also think that until Meigh actually got off the plane in Rome, Ralph was unsure if she was really returning and that is why he said that crap about Pantsu didn't want any more photos posted.

Then when Meigh actually does meet up with Ralph in Rome, all of a sudden, photos are back on the menu.

What I would like to know is if Meigh at any point told the Gunt she was leaving him and did she reach out to Harry?

 

[Rabid Weasels]

The take-away is that whenever Horse and Gunt are unexpectedly seperated for a few hours Gunt automatically assumes Horse is gallopping away from him at full speed. While Meigh is practicing LOYALITY to her Guntman, he is firing up the online burn-book to speedrun how he dealt with his last babymama. When he realizes that it is really he who is the disloyal whore in this scenario it turns into a "work" and you can trust Ethan Ralph to know the meaning of work. How that is a win for him is explained on a napkin he lost alongside his luggage, but at least we all know (know, not assume) what's gonna happen when next the horse runs free of the plane.
Anyway, enjoy the honeymoon!

This is a good point. Maybe the true intended mark is Pantsu and he had to invent an elaborate lie to get her to stop crying about how he called her a whore on the internet.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Fun fact: After you get kicked off an airplane by an major US carrier, within a month or two they tend to blacklist you from all future flights.

And the carriers talk to each other.

You don't need no plane of you got a kick ass motorcycle these things are very fast and comftable plus they're pussy magnets. I've done hundreds of thousands of miles on mine but the engine gets hot sometimes so I never wear a helmet, makes you look gay anyway.

Ever since I got my motorcycle I've been pounding new pussy every single day since.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

I know its been beaten like a dead Meigh at this point, but it is astounding to just sit back and take in what a human car crash this man is.

Despite constantly flaunting his supposed riches on the daily, Ethan lives in a shack in Mexico and had to e-beg for literally hours on stream for money to fly to Rome.

But at least he's taking his family along. Perhaps it could be a nice honeymoon of sorts for them? Well how's that turned out so far?

-Ethans behaviour gets them evicted from the plane, causing them major delays and cutting into their vacation considerably.

-Called his wife a bitch and a whore on twitter. Then has to backtrack and pretend huh de huh it was a work guys.

-Because his short temper got him into a mess he then has to spend the first day of their trip glued to twitter, arguing with the aylawgs and streaming while again, seemingly drunk as shit.

That was just 24 hours or so. This abundance of corn is unsustainable. At this rate he'll be dead by May.