DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[clothes in my closet]

Apparently Carlos Nieves makes artwork for Phil. I've seen some speculation about him on here before, but I don't think a conclusion was ever reached. "Carlos Nieves" is Snow Karl is spanish, but its my understanding that Snow Karl is never around for the night streams. So i guess its some sort of larp?

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxVMXvr7IETkFdSC6SqwIXiEduDiz0njLV

 

[Iron Father]

Fucking christ this Oblivion gameplay is atrocious.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Wow he really scolded his chat for sending dollar tips saying he doesn't get enough from them. This dude is so gross.

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[Tears for T]

Wow he really scolded his chat for sending dollar tips saying he doesn't get enough from them. This dude is so gross.

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Never look a gout pig in the mouth

 

[RougeRed]

Wow he really scolded his chat for sending dollar tips saying he doesn't get enough from them. This dude is so gross.

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I've always been surprised he doesn't get more of them, at least for the "troll" tips. Why tip 5 dollars for one message rather than 1 dollar at a time for 5 messages?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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I mean, he's not really that far off.

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Oh my lord i read it as throat gout. I was fucking dying.

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

Gonna need some Old Fags to verify this Phil Lore, is this new lore, or is it rehashed?

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(Click "Watch Live Stream" button to hear the full story)

Phil just told this story about how he encouraged a female friend of his to ask out a guy she has a crush on. She did, and the guy rejected her, cut all ties with her, and she blamed Phil for it. Surprisingly, Phil was not the guy being asked out in this story. Unsurprisingly, Phil was the victim in this story.

I'm pretty confident that, if this story is true, the actors have been jumbled up.

-The "Girl With the Crush" is Phil
-The "Guy Who Rejected the Girl" is a girl he liked
-The "Encouraging Friend" does not exist

Gin making Phil a sad pig and he wanted to share a poignant story about when he was rejected...but his ego says he's never been rejected by any woman. Hence, this (possible) fairy tale.

Wow he really scolded his chat for sending dollar tips saying he doesn't get enough from them. This dude is so gross.

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This is why I hate when he starts that "Any contribution is appreciated" bullshit. He can't appreciate what he doesn't work for. It's part of what fuels his retarded spending habits.

Reminds me of the time he spent about 10 minutes begging his payfags to donate an extra $0.30 to cover PayPal fees or some shit. Grovelling on stream for thiry fucking cents while calling Pewdiepie "irrelevant".

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Oh my lord i read it as throat gout. I was fucking dying.

It's spreading.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I see the "play a long and boring RPG from an IP I know nothing about, in the assumption one whale will carry the entire thing" business plan is going really well.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Speaking of DSP and girls...

I've watched this a billion times and it never fails to make me laugh. A peek into DSP's (alleged)history with women. Before he was Mr. Steal Your Horse he was cucking athletic (BLAAACK)guys because he played hard to get and the hawt Latina found it irresistible.

Funny how his high school 'career' sounds an awful lot like every 80s-90s teen movie.

 

[Mystery Man]

Spoiler: Looks at himself, feeling so confident he has to bust a T

Spoiler: Doesn't like what he saw, tries to ignore it

Spoiler: Checks again. Still coping with how bad it looks.

Spoiler: Doubt gives way to fear. You can see it in his those empty eyes. Holding on by a thread now.

Spoiler: Acceptance

Spoiler: Capitulation

Spoiler: Looks for confirmation on both angles

Spoiler: Decent. Just a quick touch up.

Spoiler: Is it finally done?

Spoiler: Yeah, I'm thinking we're back 😎

 

[Balr0g]

Wow he really scolded his chat for sending dollar tips saying he doesn't get enough from them. This dude is so gross.

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Didn't he do the same years ago when he raised the minimum tip to 1,30$ to cover the paypal fees and he still gets the full dollar? Also this comes from a guy who never counts the cent part of his tips and thus hides a small part of his income

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Wow he really scolded his chat for sending dollar tips saying he doesn't get enough from them. This dude is so gross.

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What's that song by L.A. Guns? "Never Enough"?

Oh wait, he's factoring in inflation. His and Kat's inflation from all of the DoorDash.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Didn't he do the same years ago when he raised the minimum tip to 1,30$ to cover the paypal fees and he still gets the full dollar? Also this comes from a guy who never counts the cent part of his tips and thus hides a small part of his income

Oh my god, that's so libellous...

He raised it to 1.49$:

https://archive.md/Fe8AL

Spoiler: 1.49$

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So I know most of DSP's displays of greed, negligence and stupidity get archived here (as well as other threads, like the old one), but it would have been nice to have one where all of his most outrageous offenses were sourced and archived.
Like for example, instances of him completely losing it and lashing his fans for no good reason, his very demanding and pushy suggestions on how to send money, etc. This whole board is an archive, but is very diluted for that purpose.

Like the worst of his behaviour (on stream), condensed in a single place. I also know it's easier to speak than to do, this would require combing through thousands of pages and uploading GBs worth of material, a herculean task by now. There was the "Daily Wrap Dump" thread, but that was for prestreams in general.

I also think the WWE Champions one should be pinned, because even though nowadays it doesn't get many replies, it has become a core of what DSP is, his blatant scam and his lies. It's by far the most important aspect of him, the bankruptcy and bank leaks are linked and tied by it as well, this is what this lolcow is.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Peak DSP consoomerism. I think most people know to only use the directions as a guideline and not do it literally most of the time but of course DSP would fuck up something as simple as this.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Peak DSP consoomerism. I think most people know to only use the directions as a guideline and not do it literally most of the time but of course DSP would fuck up something as simple as this.

I don't want to use the joke about Phil taking a half hour to make Minute Rice, but...

 

[Preferred Penne]

Peak DSP consoomerism. I think most people know to only use the directions as a guideline and not do it literally most of the time but of course DSP would fuck up something as simple as this.

Of course he gave his wife the overcooked shitty chicken and saved the properly cooked one for himself.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

Peak DSP consoomerism. I think most people know to only use the directions as a guideline and not do it literally most of the time but of course DSP would fuck up something as simple as this.

How do you fuck up chicken breast? It's literally the easiest meat to cook, you don't have to time it exactly, you just need to make sure you heat the sin out of it. Who needs instructions on cooking chicken besides children?

Spoiler: Cooking spergery

I cook chicken all the time because it's clean protien for bodybuilding. Cook chicken on medium, 5-6 with a bit of olive oil. Keeps it moist and tender, and season it liberally. I personally love throwing some chopped chicken and cayenne pepper on it with some crushed/diced tomatoes and serve with rice. Takes like 45 minutes from prep to eat. Don't forget salt and pepper either, in everything

 

[Balr0g]

How do you fuck up chicken breast? It's literally the easiest meat to cook, you don't have to time it exactly, you just need to make sure you heat the sin out of it. Who needs instructions on cooking chicken besides children?

Spoiler: Cooking spergery

I cook chicken all the time because it's clean protien for bodybuilding. Cook chicken on medium, 5-6 with a bit of olive oil. Keeps it moist and tender, and season it liberally. I personally love throwing some chopped chicken and cayenne pepper on it with some crushed/diced tomatoes and serve with rice. Takes like 45 minutes from prep to eat. Don't forget salt and pepper either, in everything

What do you expect from a "gamer" who doesn't melt butter but sprays his pan with canola oil because he is in a hurry?

 

[BScCollateral]

few years ago I reached out to Guru Larry, and by reached out I mean I saw his comment on a TIHYDP and asked him if what phil says has any merit, Larry told me that he has no idea if Phil was in talks with anyone, but if he was, it would not have been Doug Walker. Doug has apparently nothing to do with hiring, it would've either been Rob or Michaud.

I would guess DSP got in touch with Doug who agreed to pass the message along, and Rob and Michaud decided not to pursue it.