Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Just as well. Even children know those are absolutely fucking useless.
I remember the one I was told to see told me that I needed to make friends so people would like me....
School councillor lol
Well they do take some psychology courses, mostly for learning about group therapy. Some places require you to earn a masters in it.
 
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She was just the guidance counselor, right? Big difference between that and a school psychologist. At my schools the guidance counselors just helped you with your class schedule and shit; in high school they were there to help with things like getting your shit together for college applications etc. This is not a role that requires any credentials apart from maybe an associates degree in something gay.
 
She was just the guidance counselor, right? Big difference between that and a school psychologist. At my schools the guidance counselors just helped you with your class schedule and shit; in high school they were there to help with things like getting your shit together for college applications etc. This is not a role that requires any credentials apart from maybe an associates degree in something gay.
School psychologists are just specialists. Give me a second and I'll find my bookmark for it
This is for the United States
I have to know such things since I'm a father and I don't trust the public school system in any country.
 
Right. My point was I don’t believe she was ever a school psychologist, but merely a guidance counselor. Neither is particularly impressive.
It is if they know what they're doing. So far I haven't seen any in the public sector that do. The one at my daughters old school basically told us that Muslim kids should be able to basically rape children so I threatened to take our issue to the media and have him fired and that quickly changed the way he dealt with the sand nigger. I also made sure I recorded the conversation. After that I told them if their son ever went near my daughter their son would never find Mecca. She's now in a private school. Money well spent.
 
lmao imagine getting a masters degree just to become a school councillor
The volunteer adults that watch over the kids at recess or at the crosswalks could help kids out more than those useless fuckers. At least they would tell my daughter to apologize for breaking a kids nose because he doesn't understand what the word "no" means. Should be happy she didn't finish getting in the last two or three hits because he would have died and no one would miss it.
 
Rock Enthusiast Patrick thinking 20 somethings aren't familiar with SOAD
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Luckily his Jizz was there to give some context.
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Throwback to one of his particularly retarded music takes. The mind of the 1.2 pig is truely incomprehensible.
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I wonder if Owen N Forrens is planning his next book to be a thriller about a woman in unhappy marriage, who realizes that she is pregnant and decides to leave to keep her child away from abuse, but later she founds out that her husband is planning to kill her and his child, so she has to run away. It ends with a final chase sequence at a meat factory, where husband gets electrocuted and falls into a meat grinder, thus turning into black peperoni.
 
I wonder if Owen N Forrens is planning his next book to be a thriller about a woman in unhappy marriage, who realizes that she is pregnant and decides to leave to keep her child away from abuse, but later she founds out that her husband is planning to kill her and his child, so she has to run away. It ends with a final chase sequence at a meat factory, where husband gets electrocuted and falls into a meat grinder, thus turning into black peperoni.
I'm hoping for a rom com where a lady sets up Pat's Toilet and Pat's Stool on a blind date because she thinks they have so much in common. Pat's Toilet shows up at Hooligan's for the date and realizes that it's the other kind of "stool" but they have a laugh anyway and relate over what it's like being sat on by an elephant.
 
Rock Enthusiast Patrick thinking 20 somethings aren't familiar with SOAD
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Throwback to one of his particularly retarded music takes. The mind of the 1.2 pig is truely incomprehensible.
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Lots of people at my University listened to Serj, didn't matter what he was in. I see that he really doesn't talk to a lot of people.
Also. does he know what hair metal is?
Wolfmother is a hard rock band. You know, like Udo Dirkschneider (though he can be more metal at times). If you want some Rock music to listen to Patrick so you can fit in with the kids nowadays (though people like you shouldn't for obvious reasons). Check out bands like Alevela, Yenne, and Stria
I honestly thought he'd listen to rap so he can try and lure in more materials for his pepperoni consumption.
 
Rock Enthusiast Patrick thinking 20 somethings aren't familiar with SOAD
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Throwback to one of his particularly retarded music takes. The mind of the 1.2 pig is truely incomprehensible.
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Y'all failed Wolfmother by making Joker and the Thief an overplayed snooze-fest that everyone with a TV has heard hundreds of times in commercials and music beds to bring the baseball game into commercial break at the end of an inning.

I forgot about him, but Rock God Pat might be my fave. He's just apoplectic over how no one cares about his two super under the radar rock band finds, Foo Fighters and Wolfmother. Can somebody please throw these guys a little limelight? Honestly, if the world would just give them a chance they'd finally get the recognition they deserve.

He has the literal worst takes on literally everything.
 
Rock Enthusiast Patrick thinking 20 somethings aren't familiar with SOAD
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SoaD's breakout album, Toxicity, came out in late 2001, people currently in their 30s would have had most exposure to it; Nirvana would have been the better reference for a man in his 40s, like Pat.

Sheesh, did this guy flunk maths at school or something? This is the sort of take I'd expect from someone with a 1.2 GPA (who is also very fat).
 
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