Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 61 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 30.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 11.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.4%

  • Total voters
    256
NCAA cat insisting she wasn't one of this women I really thought they were friends (regardless of how skeptical I was). I remember NCAA cat talking on one of MIGTOWN episode about the two being just friends, and how her mom and dad had met Drex. Her mom said something and she insisted they were friends giving examples of her other male friends. Both doubled down on being friends until one of the last episodes where drunk Branca asked NCAA cat if she was in a relationship and she admits she's with Drex.

Considering Drex said he recently talked to T, are they still in a sub/dom thing while NCAA Cat says they are together? In MIGTOWN 100 episode, NCAA Cat said she met Rekieta and his kids so I'm thinking Drex is going long term with her. Kind of warms my heart to think that maybe Drex is a really nice guy and women naturally falls in love with him. Even a friend's daughter who knew him since she was thirteen fell for his charms, but only after she met him again "...at her behest at the state fair" where she was with her boyfriend. Another warm feeling at the idea NCAA Cat might just be a real unicorn who turned Drex around from his ways. No malicious meant, just amused by how TV drama this stuff is.
I only watched the last episode so I am behind on the lore. Does NCAA Cat live in Alabama? What is roughly her age suppose to be? When did she claim she met Drex?
 
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[Next week on the MGTOA (Men Gaping Their Own Ass) Podcast -
We will be joined by Special Guest: Nick “Effeminate Degenerate” Rekieta to discuss #BalldoGapeGate, and his favorite Kegel exercises for keeping your Bull from grazing.]
 
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Kind of warms my heart to think that maybe Drex is a really nice guy and women naturally falls in love with him. Even a friend's daughter who knew him since she was thirteen fell for his charms, but only after she met him again "...at her behest at the state fair" where she was with her boyfriend. Another warm feeling at the idea NCAA Cat might just be a real unicorn who turned Drex around from his ways. No malicious meant, just amused by how TV drama this stuff is.
I sincerely hope you're just terrible at sarcasm in a written format and that you don't actually believe T was "charmed" by Drexel. T wanted to get into the BDSM scene and he took the opportunity for another conquest with the excuse that he was the only one that could do it safely despite having known her since she was 13 and being good friends with her mom. This is reading Drexel's story in the best possible light.

It's gross at best, and grooming at worst.
 
Also, Nick lists out some of the people who are/are not coming to the LV meetup: Branca (confirmed), Masterson (confirmed), Coomalot331 (confirmed), The Lead Attorney (looks like), Nate the Lawyer (might), Eric Hunley (might), Robert Barnes (may), Mark Rober (may), Da... hang on, the YT pop engineering guy? What's he got to do with Rekieta? Eh, he probably meant Marc Randazza. Anyway, on with the list. Dani Ahn (he believes), Lady Rackets (ew), Uncivil Law (is not coming), Legal Bytes (is not invited), Attorney Tom (maybe, not sure yet).
It's not Mark Rober, it's Mark Groubert, who does America's Untold Stories with Eric Hunley. Viva and Barnes are doing a meetup also in Vegas at a similar time, so I would imagine unless there is a scheduling conflict they're more than likely to show up.
 
I sincerely hope you're just terrible at sarcasm in a written format and that you don't actually believe T was "charmed" by Drexel. T wanted to get into the BDSM scene and he took the opportunity for another conquest with the excuse that he was the only one that could do it safely despite having known her since she was 13 and being good friends with her mom. This is reading Drexel's story in the best possible light.

It's gross at best, and grooming at worst.
Been trying to make sense of the dates Drexel gives. Seems like he could have known her at a younger age than 13:



Eclipse came out in theaters in 2010, so that's when T was a "tween" (age 10-12).
 
I know we're all different, but still I'm surprised that so many marriages go this way sexually. I recognize that children/time/careers make things far less simple than we'd all like. That said, if both people in the marriage have enough respect for themselves and each other to maintain their fitness (which is still fucking easy to do even with kids/careers/lives), that sexual dynamic will change, but it sure doesn't fade. Side note: do not fuck married women. It's never, ever worth it. Please trust me on this.

The thing that surprises me most is how many people get divorced in their late 60's and early 70's -- after having spent a lifetime with somebody. You've put up with somebody for 40-50 years, and you really can't stand them for the last ten? Even though (if you're a woman) it'll be seriously damaging to your economic well being and (if you're a man) it'll be seriously damaging to your emotional and mental health and dramatically shorten your life.

And yet it happens on a daily basis. People hit their 70's and just say "Fuck it, I've stood all I can stand and I can't stands no more!"
 
Been trying to make sense of the dates Drexel gives. Seems like he could have known her at a younger age than 13:

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Eclipse came out in theaters in 2010, so that's when T was a "tween" (age 10-12).
So now we have examples of the age changing on the low end and the high end.

The weirder part about this story to me is that he describes it as the little girl begging him to go see the movie with her. Yet again it's the child that is instigating and he concedes despite totally not wanting to involve himself. Maybe I just haven't been around enough kids but I tend to press X to doubt that a child is going to be begging Drex to go to the movies with her.
 
The Kyle Rittenhouse interview is a good example for the road Nick is going down and it parallels what happened to Ralph. Ralph could at one point get guests, do a stream and bring in views but at some point his vices, most notably his alcohol and Xanax addiction just killed his ability to do a good stream. Nick was glassy eyed and red faced and made a complete fool of himself by asking stupid questions and I was instantly reminded of the Pill Stream.

Nick, buddy, bro, stop drinking. I know you don't think you're an alcoholic but every fucking video I see of you there's a drink in your hand. I know you'll ignore this but here's some food for thought. Nobody starts out with the intention of becoming an alcoholic, it's just something that you fall into. It starts with one too many drinks and soon it becomes a habit, you might even rationalize it like Ralph did, you'll think it's just part of the show and makes you a better host but it doesn't. Alcoholics can function for a long time. Sure you might shit the bed every now and again but as long as you do basic tasks you might think there's no problem but there is. There'll come a time when you can't and by that point you're completely fucked.

I'd be more forgiving if you where some early twenties something retard who's just got some real freedom but you're a man in your 40s. You've got kids and you're too old to be going to gay bars, experimenting with MDMA and drinking yourself into a stupor every night. Your wife shouldn't be on the verge of a mental break down any given second, on a cocktail of drugs when she's got 5 fucking kids to look after.

People are telling you pull up but I'm telling you to grow up. There's nothing wrong with having some fun as an adult but your idea of fun is going to swingers parties, shoving bottles up your ass for random faggots on the Internet and getting fucked up on drugs/alcohol in a gay bar. Look at Drexel's life buddy, do you see a wife? Do you see a heckin wholesome Christian family?

I'm not going to suck your dick like your dipshit fans but I'm not really interested in alogging you either so take what I've said at face value. Put down the bottle, tell your wife to get a grip and get a hobby buddy.
 
Been trying to make sense of the dates Drexel gives. Seems like he could have known her at a younger age than 13:

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Eclipse came out in theaters in 2010, so that's when T was a "tween" (age 10-12).
All these stories of him doing the good guy act and looking after his friends kid hit a little different when you realize he's talking about the same person he introduced to safe sadist kink shit and has now as his "sub."
Jfc does he not realize how bad this shit makes him look?
The guy (and his apologists for that matter) must be seriously brain rotted to think that an average person would hear him telling stories like this about his friends tween daughter one minute, and then talking about taking the same kid to kink clubs and "subbing" when shes older and not think that this motherfucker is sus as fuck...
This shit is just not fucking normal, and it looks bad as hell, even if he never once looked at her innapropriate like while she was younger, its still fucking skeevy as fuck and I cannot believe he doesn't understand how fucked up an impression it gives to even a neutral observer.
I thought maybe we were being too aylaawgy about this shit so I took a random poll of people I know IRL, without going into too much detail, just the basic story, and I made sure not to weight it with a negative spin, and every person I asked, male and female, thought the guy was a fucking sleezebag, and thats putting it mildly.
 
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All these stories of him doing the good guy act and looking after his friends kid hit a little different when you realize he's talking about the same person he introduced to safe sadist kink shit and has now as his "sub."
Jfc does he not realize how bad this shit makes him look?
The guy (and his apologists for that matter) must be seriously brain rotted to think that an average person would hesr him telling stories like this about his friends tween daughter one minute, and then talking about taking the same kid to kink clubs and "subbing" when shes older... its just not fucking normal and it looks gross as fuck, even if he never once looked at her innapropriate like while she was younger, its still fucking skeevy as fuck and I camnot believe he doesn't understand how fucking gross an impression it gives.

Rackets used to have a saying for people like this. What was it again... It's on the tip of my tongue. Maybe something about a wall?

Oh right. It was, "Hey, you wanna come spend some time with me and my kids? My youngest daughter especially is real attached to you, after all."
 
Been trying to make sense of the dates Drexel gives. Seems like he could have known her at a younger age than 13:

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Eclipse came out in theaters in 2010, so that's when T was a "tween" (age 10-12).
So I found NCAA cat and *I think* her age fits perfectly. She looks like a junior in high school in 2009.
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Her name is Allison Scott Jacobs if you wanted to know. She lives in 312 Quail Ridge Rd, Oneonta, AL 35121
This is a current picture of her.
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and her work history
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I have also gotten this weird error when I looked up her full name.
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I still don't know DOB though.

*edit* this should help somewhat
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So now we have examples of the age changing on the low end and the high end.

The weirder part about this story to me is that he describes it as the little girl begging him to go see the movie with her. Yet again it's the child that is instigating and he concedes despite totally not wanting to involve himself. Maybe I just haven't been around enough kids but I tend to press X to doubt that a child is going to be begging Drex to go to the movies with her.
Something to consider. This clip is from September 20 2019 (note that Nick is all smiles):



He implies that he started sexual relations a little over a year ago (from 2019). If she was a tween (age 10-12) in 2010 then she would be 18-20 years old when they started their "relationship" in 2018. There are more strange dates he provides that conflict with this too. From the same stream, when the mom found out, he claims to have known the mom for about 13 years by that point in 2019:



So, 2019 minus 13 is 2006. According to this narrative, Drexel could have known his sub starting at age 6-8 years old.

I won't confuse you all right now with all the dates, but yeah, doesn't add up.
 
This is how you will know none of the oldfags are in there. I'm pretty sure most of the oldfags know exactly what Kiwifarms is, and who Null is. It also seems like the oldfags that haven't completely jumped ship already are slumming it in the Discord Nick hates so much (judging by Drex's chimpouts).
I only know who Nick is as an extension of Null's shenanigans. And I feel like that describes a lot of his old audience.
And it absolutely describes the audience he sought to cultivate. I guess he's having less fun with it now that he's used it as a step in building his channel and it's become inconvenient.
 
She was then BANNED by Nick. For? Because she said she was sending chats to the media I guess? He never clarifies. He just "removes the problem". Chat of course celebrates. Nick banning for being a detractor now, pathetic. Posting lewds is free speech, but not detracting?
If he really banned a user for their speech or their associations, he has lost his free speech absolutism excuse for not moderating his chat. I vaguely remember him banning one other person from his Discord server a couple years ago and refunding their subscription, but only after that person allegedly made it absolutely miserable for everyone else there for a good while, and he still didn't really want to do it. This might be new ground if that guy was the only other person he's ever banned. Though I don't know what his actual posts there were, I haven't seen any of this user's posts that would force a tough choice between keeping his free speech ideals or breaking them.

If this is true, he is now choosing to cultivate a coommunity of sun-dried leather enthusiasts. He would now be choosing to deal with that guy so butthurt over the Locals anti-porn bots who couldn't help but but devolve into I HAVE NO TITS BUT I MUST COOM posting. Why would anyone want this as their official community?
 
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