Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[AgendaPoster]

There are ways (if you're funny and smart) to shitpost fake crap for lulz and to relax threads that are belligerent and tense like these, and 2-3 people have done it successfully, and everyone had a laugh. But other simply post very specific, narrative driven misinfo.
Which is dumb. It's KF here, you're not gonna "go viral" like on Twitter, there are no shitlib tranny journos here to dilate at your post or promote it as real, it's just a group of like 20 autists.
So there's literally no point trying this shit here. Just chill your areolas and mammary glands.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

You post an article, post a link. That's always been the case. I didn't care before, because there weren't people autistically photoshoping headlines to provoke a response. I sincerely don't understand why it is so difficult to copy the link of the page you're on. Did the screencap come from telegram and you are too lazy to google the article? Just link the link to telegram screencap.

I am literally asking you lot the bare minimum.

Because it doesn't take any effort on your part, and it easily allows people to see the source/whether the article actually exists.

This is where you either double down and go autistic, or say 'oops my bad' and we carry on as normal. If people need a link they can ask for one. No need to be deleting posts.

This was started by crocodile tears Romanian up there crying about a telegram shot someone reposted absent source because he didn't check him himself. Nigga, posting anything from mainstream media these days is disinfo to some regards. People should be able to make their own minds up and they should be encouraged to engage critical thought. you're allowing yourself to be backseat moderated by a fucking Romanian of all people

 

[Narcotics]

call me schizo, but i have a gut feeling something very big and very retarded regarding the war will happen this year before next year's election, i don't know if it's me thinking too much, but i have a feeling either side will pull off something retarded and make this conflict bigger and worse, i hope i'm wrong.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

There are ways (if you're funny and smart) to shitpost fake crap for lulz and to relax threads that are belligerent and tense like these, and 2-3 people have done it successfully, and everyone had a laugh. But other simply post very specific, narrative driven misinfo.
Which is dumb. It's KF here, you're not gonna "go viral" like on Twitter, there are no shitlib tranny journos here to dilate at your post or promote it as real, it's just a group of like 20 autists.
So there's literally no point trying this shit here. Just chill your areolas and mammary glands.

If you want to post fake stuff for laughs, make it obviously fake.

No need to be deleting posts.

The first post I undeleted later on and inserted the link

This was started by crocodile tears Romanian up there crying about a telegram shot someone reposted absent source because he didn't check him himself. Nigga, posting anything from mainstream media these days is disinfo to some regards. People should be able to make their own minds up and they should be encouraged to engage critical thought. you're allowing yourself to be backseat moderated by a fucking Romanian of all people

I don't know how many times I have to repeat this. I genuinly don't care what your source is. It can be the mainstream media, it can be Russian media, can be independant stuff, can be a crackwhore down the block, I genuinly don't give a shit. Post whatever, but link to where you got that stuff from. If link is impossible (ex. "I heard it from a friend that Azov batalion is doing speeches to Lithuanian Šauliai), then just write it that down.

This is for submitions, not the additional posts

I don't think my request requires additional effort, nor is extreme.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Added Mega Mainstream Article from famed Mainstream Website Reuters to previous shitpoast!

Tell me Ukie Kohol, what will you do when Ukraine loses?

 

[AgendaPoster]

Tell me Ukie Kohol, what will you do when Ukraine loses?

Absolutely nothing, it would not affect me.
I'll just hate Russia and the West for its failure to help Ukraine properly even more intensely. Ukraine should not fight this war as it does, said that numerous times. Ukraine should pursue a campaign of terror against Russia, and avoid all direct military confrontations with an obviously superior military force. Failure to learn from Afghans might be a fatal flaw.

 

[Makhno]

Peasant mentality:
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Former sexologist Olesya Ilashchuk, newly appointed Ukrainian ambassador to Bulgaria, is fighting Putin with voodoo magic.

She said she made a voodoo doll overnight depicting "our common enemy."

"Now I go to the doll and stick a pin in it. " "And it gets a little easier on the soul not to stop for a second and do my job as efficiently as possible!" she wrote on Telegram.
Ilashchuk was appointed ambassador on December 23. Then a media scandal erupted, as it was revealed that she has experience in repairing jewelry and even sexology but no experience in diplomatic work and now she has demonstrated her new talent —voodoo witchcraft.

https://t.me/Slavyangrad/31595

I guess when you know you are going to lose, and lose bad, this is all you got if you have the mentality of a 19th century bydlo.

I am firmly convinced every single person who calls themselves a sexologist is a deranged individual who would be better off dead for the sake of humanity.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

An alleged Wagner recruiting ad aimed at prior-service Americans.
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Based Russian offers to bring schoolchildren Azovian ears, if they get straight-A's in school.
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I wonder if Academi(Blackwater) have niggers fighting against the Russians. Last I heard of them they were training the separatist niggers to fight against Azov. Wouldn't surprised me if they flipped on a moments notice because some government fag started shilling out big bucks.

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

I didn’t know the groypers were in Ukraine.

https://archive.md/IDDuG

 

[Feline Supremacist]

less crying. more citing.

tht advice is better spent on the ppl who r hysterically weeping over being asked to give a simple citation.

damn bro wht a flex! but hide ur power level more often ur scaring us. im literally shaking.

Oh look another butthurt belter thinking they mod this thread. Protrip: you don't.

I wonder if Academi(Blackwater) have niggers fighting against the Russians. Last I heard of them they were training the separatist niggers to fight against Azov. Wouldn't surprised me if they flipped on a moments notice because some government fag started shilling out big bucks.

Looks like you may be on to something there

"A US mercenary who shot Russian soldier who wanted to surrender is seen in CivDiv video on 7:22.

We found that it s this guy (as seen in pictures).

Patrick Caldwell posted on his Instagram profile picture of his unit on December 7th 2022 where he tagged them. It was mostly blurred. But yesterday his friends posted unblurred version where we can see their faces.

Person that was seen on the video o. 7:22 seems to be right behind Patrick Caldwell. A black American.
Patrick tagged one person that was from his unit and His name is Jay Blake. We posted about Jay here
(https://t.me/TrackAMerc/2202?single).

We cannot be sure that it is Blake. But the person on the joint picture and on 7:22 looks strikingly similar.

You judge by yourself."

https://t.me/TrackAMerc/3283

 

[RobotDog]

Tell me Ukie Kohol, what will you do when Ukraine loses?

lol, you know very well most ukranian tranny faggot supporters around the internet will go:

"well you now, it doesnt actually matter, the goal was for Russia to weaken itself and that goal was acomplished, no one actually believed for a second that ukrainians were going to win, hehehe, fuck putler"

Like they have been doing everytime russia takes another town, it suddenly was no longer important for ukraine to hold it, after losing thousands of drafted kids on the frontlines.

Just take a look at this broken shell of a man, he has been posting about Bakhmut being an impenetrable fortress for months, just to slowly coming to the realization that the ukranians will lose it soon and will have to say it was not really that important

https://twitter.com/WarMonitor3/status/1620537806585212930

 

[CarlosDanger]

Did anyone post that interview with that (alleged) Australian volunteer that is fighting in Bakhmut for the Ukrainians? It is over an hour long and it is quite interesting, and seems legit but with how this war is you always have to take things with a grain of salt but this youtuber isn't pro Russia.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

lol, you know very well most ukranian tranny faggot supporters around the internet will go:

"well you now, it doesnt actually matter, the goal was for Russia to weaken itself and that goal was acomplished, no one actually believed for a second that ukrainians were going to win, hehehe, fuck putler"

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Like they have been doing everytime russia takes another town, it suddenly was no longer important for ukraine to hold it, after losing thousands of drafted kids on the frontlines.

Just take a look at this broken shell of a man, he has been posting about Bakhmut being an impenetrable fortress for months, just to slowly coming to the realization that the ukranians will lose it soon and will have to say it was not really that important

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https://twitter.com/WarMonitor3/status/1620537806585212930

Ukraine celebrates weird things in general. Russia pulls out of an area to reposition itself? WE TOOK BACK X!!!!!. Massively failed counter attack that managed to "retake" a village Russia didn't even have garrisoned at the cost of thousands of soldiers? We secured blaytistan! Victory is imminent! Russia rotates a unit. ORCS HAD TO PULL BACK X DUE TO MASSIVE CASUALTIES!

This time around its Russia methodically setting up a cauldron around Bakhmut but for Ukraine they're "holding Bakhmut." It's even funnier because this same shit JUST happened a couple of weeks ago.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

I worked as a janny and admin on a very large forum when I was younger

It wasn't work.

Did anyone post that interview with that (alleged) Australian volunteer that is fighting in Bakhmut for the Ukrainians? It is over an hour long and it is quite interesting, and seems legit but with how this war is you always have to take things with a grain of salt but this youtuber isn't pro Russia.

Do people not on the internet really use the term 'copium' in real life. I dunno, my spidey sense is going off with this aussi guy, he sounds like a Larper...

 

[Derka Derka]

Oh look another butthurt belter thinking they mod this thread. Protrip: you don't.

Looks like you may be on to something there
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"A US mercenary who shot Russian soldier who wanted to surrender is seen in CivDiv video on 7:22.

We found that it s this guy (as seen in pictures).

Patrick Caldwell posted on his Instagram profile picture of his unit on December 7th 2022 where he tagged them. It was mostly blurred. But yesterday his friends posted unblurred version where we can see their faces.

Person that was seen on the video o. 7:22 seems to be right behind Patrick Caldwell. A black American.
Patrick tagged one person that was from his unit and His name is Jay Blake. We posted about Jay here
(https://t.me/TrackAMerc/2202?single).

We cannot be sure that it is Blake. But the person on the joint picture and on 7:22 looks strikingly similar.

You judge by yourself."

https://t.me/TrackAMerc/3283

Looks like Malcolm Nance with his hair dyed

But all those black fellas look the same to me.

 

[nukelol]

"A US mercenary who shot Russian soldier who wanted to surrender is seen in CivDiv video on 7:22.

i watched the vid. wht makes u think the russian soldier was trying to surrender? genuinely curious.

Like they have been doing everytime russia takes another town, it suddenly was no longer important for ukraine to hold it, after losing thousands of drafted kids on the frontlines.

Just take a look at this broken shell of a man, he has been posting about Bakhmut being an impenetrable fortress for months, just to slowly coming to the realization that the ukranians will lose it soon and will have to say it was not really that important

stop projecting. everybody here loses their shit and declares ukranian capitulation imminent every time russia takes a hotdog stand. ur the one exaggerating. russia has been at it nearly a year against a far smaller nation and hasnt even taken a single oblast all the while losing considerable gains they made earlier. towns change hands all the time in war. wait till the front develops.

Ukraine celebrates weird things in general. Russia pulls out of an area to reposition itself? WE TOOK BACK X!!!!!. Massively failed counter attack that managed to "retake" a village Russia didn't even have garrisoned at the cost of thousands of soldiers? We secured blaytistan! Victory is imminent! Russia rotates a unit. ORCS HAD TO PULL BACK X DUE TO MASSIVE CASUALTIES!

This time around its Russia methodically setting up a cauldron around Bakhmut but for Ukraine they're "holding Bakhmut." It's even funnier because this same shit JUST happened a couple of weeks ago.

more projection. u wank shit and act like its only ukraine who does it. see above.

and if ur referring to kherson then maybe Z shouldnt of gone around saying "kherson will be russia forever." embarrassing.

PSA stop referring to everyone who doesnt worship the ground russians walk on as a tranny. ever think ppl r just genuinely interested in the war? how such rabid insults dnt register as cope/seethe is beyond me.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

I worked as a janny and admin on a very large forum when I was younger, I feel a lot of sympathy for them after having to deal with Interweeb autism for like 3 years. Not even money could not make up for the horrors of dealing with endless waves of fags testing the boundaries of each and every rule, and that was well before the web got populated with iPhone spergs.

WAHT DO YOU MEAN. I PHONEPOST AND I PESRONALLY FIND PHONEPOSTERS TO BE VERY VALID AND VERY SANE! MAGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Latest unbiased updates from the Fatherland:

https://t.me/mod_russia_en/5990

Servicemen of the Russian Federation saved a Frenchman's life:

https://t.me/mod_russia_en/5987

 

[Feline Supremacist]

i watched the vid. wht makes u think the russian soldier was trying to surrender? genuinely curious.

stop projecting. everybody here loses their shit and declares ukranian capitulation imminent every time russia takes a hotdog stand. ur the one exaggerating. russia has been at it nearly a year against a far smaller nation and hasnt even taken a single oblast all the while losing considerable gains they made earlier. towns change hands all the time in war. wait till the front develops.

more projection. u wank shit and act like its only ukraine who does it. see above.

and if ur referring to kherson then maybe Z shouldnt of gone around saying "kherson will be russia forever." embarrassing.

PSA stop referring to everyone who doesnt worship the ground russians walk on as a tranny. ever think ppl r just genuinely interested in the war? how such rabid insults dnt register as cope/seethe is beyond me.

There's no video either in the post or the link. If you have the video post it here. Ukraine is still in the game only due to a massive influx of weaponry and mercs from the West; every legit military analyst concedes the Ukrainian Army collapsed due to hundreds of thousands casualties permanently removed from the battlefield. If you don't understand Russia's doctrine and strategy it's not the job of KF to teach you.

You may want to take your own advice and stop shitting on Americans who object to this unprecedented transfer of the American people's wealth to an insignificant and infamously corrupt Eastern European trash heap that laundered funds for our corrupt oligarch and President, Joe Biden, and his family.

The United States is no more immune to violent political upheaval than any other country and this entire affair is a huge reason why. Team America: World Police was not a documentary, Finnbro.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

i watched the vid. wht makes u think the russian soldier was trying to surrender? genuinely curious.

stop projecting. everybody here loses their shit and declares ukranian capitulation imminent every time russia takes a hotdog stand. ur the one exaggerating. russia has been at it nearly a year against a far smaller nation and hasnt even taken a single oblast all the while losing considerable gains they made earlier. towns change hands all the time in war. wait till the front develops.

more projection. u wank shit and act like its only ukraine who does it. see above.

and if ur referring to kherson then maybe Z shouldnt of gone around saying "kherson will be russia forever." embarrassing.

PSA stop referring to everyone who doesnt worship the ground russians walk on as a tranny. ever think ppl r just genuinely interested in the war? how such rabid insults dnt register as cope/seethe is beyond me.

>and if ur referring to kherson then maybe Z shouldnt of gone around saying "kherson will be russia forever." embarrassing.
Lol I never said that, and don't recall others saying that.
>PSA stop referring to everyone who doesnt worship the ground russians walk on as a tranny.
Schizo posting like this makes me think you probably are a troon.

Also, holy shit, I use better grammar than this when I'm absolutely plastered.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

So, after taking a break from this thread for about a week, literally the real only thing happening is Bakhmut is slowly being encircled, that fabled Russian Zaporizhzhia offensive that some people hyped up because one or two villages got taken turned out to be a nothing burger and it went straight back into stalemate mode and some things are happening in Ugledar.

So back to same old same old really.