Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,180 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,473
Apoligies in advance for the following sperging.


It's already happening. Liberals and leftists, (as well as elderly Asians) are getting attacked, raped and murdered at an astounding rate in liberal cities. They complain about it, but because they all lack self confidence and fighting skills, all they can do is bitch. Their dying words as they bleed out from getting shanked by a violent scumbag with 10 priors will be "At least I voted blue no matter who."

For further hilarity, have a look at this soyjack com to life from yesterday. Even though he got randomly attacked by a crazed hobo, in his own words, "I'm more mad at the police then my attacker."

These people deserve to burn in the urban Hells they created.

The crazy thing about this is that even with rising crime rates in blue states, they are still safer than most red, southern states. For many years, the state with highest murder rate was Arkansas, especially during Bill Clinton's period as governor.

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Why does he look like Ralph now?

Seriously I know it's poor form to say "X lolcow is like Y lolcow" but the fat, shitty beard, presumably dyed hair color, he looks old and drugged up and drunk to shit.
 
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The crazy thing about this is that even with rising crime rates in blue states, they are still safer than most red, southern states. For many years, the state with highest murder rate was Arkansas, especially during Bill Clinton's period as governor.

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That really isn't surprising when you factor in that blue states think its racist to report nigger related crime. While red states both report on nigger related crime and have been flooded with Mexican's who bring the cartels and their crime with them.

That is also a per capita report, meaning its heavily influenced by how many people live in those states, and frankly more people live in the blue states diluting the crimes actually being committed per capita.
 
I think he's having a meltdown on twitter right now he's just uploading random clips of infamous h3 podcast moments and putting the music that made him laugh at QT in it.

Edit: Also he made an apology video where he just blames his tourette's and whatever the hell else he has.
Goes without saying but he looks like shit.
 
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That is also a per capita report, meaning its heavily influenced by how many people live in those states, and frankly more people live in the blue states diluting the crimes actually being committed per capita.
This is the single most retarded sentence I have read on this forum this year. Like, actual Lionel Hutz reading the definition of a contract levels of idiocy.
 
This is the single most retarded sentence I have read on this forum this year. Like, actual Lionel Hutz reading the definition of a contract levels of idiocy.
"To find that rate, simply divide the number of murders by the total population of the city." Its the literal definition. The more people you have, the lower the crime rate goes down unless crime keeps up with population. This does matter and does affect the overall per capita calculation if there is a sudden influx or loss of population at whatever time you are recording the stats. Blue states have a very migratory population due to urbanites having very low investment in where they were born and going wherever their jobs take them.

It is frankly miniscule difference compared to my other points on the overall calculation, but it is something to consider.
 
Also he made an apology video where he just blames his tourette's and whatever the hell else he has.
„I‘m so sowwy, it’s not me, it’s my tourettes that’s making me a hypocritical asshole, I swear!“

This is like twitter obsessed women who blame their ADHD for their poor life choices.
 
I look forward to Susan's jewtube golden boy canceled arc. You know one day Ethan's fuck'd up browsing history is going to get leaked too and its probably worse than some streamer deepfakes
At this point Ethan would have to be a child molester to finally get canceled off of Jew- I mean YouTube.
 
I think he's having a meltdown on twitter right now he's just uploading random clips of infamous h3 podcast moments and putting the music that made him laugh at QT in it.

Edit: Also he made an apology video where he just blames his tourette's and whatever the hell else he has.
Goes without saying but he looks like shit.
Can someone with more insight explain why he bleached his hair and looks like some sort of rejected Resident Evil monster?
 
For a hot second, I misread this as laughing at the dude crying about being caught wasn't funny. I was confused because that's clearly the funniest part.

Anyways, Ethan once again letting everyone see that he's a slimy kike with no real morals.
Nah, that whole thing is what sent my sides to orbit, especially knowing it's a blatant lie as Pornhub doesn't allow any deepfake content so they wouldn't have ads for it.

Deepfakes? IMO incredibly gross, I get why someone would be upset with it and want it removed.
Getting caught watching deepfakes of your coworkers and friends gf due to a 2 frame alt-tab from a 4 day old VOD? Endlessly hilarious.

If only Ethan could tell the difference between the two.
 
Ethan can't stop laughing at QTCinderella crying because a site with deepfake porn of her got publicity (thanks to streamer Atrioc accidentally leaking that he was looking and paying for it.)
He was giggling but when the music started he completely lost it
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He started of blaming Zach and even calling him a "fucking psychopath" for playing it but after about 2-3 extremely uncomfortable minutes of his "friends" seeming pretty upset he admits he told Zach to play it.
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Sam looked really pissed and Hasan is good friends with QTCinderella so this will be interesting
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Good on him for actually laughing at this retarded bullshit. Fuck this whore, and fuck her retarded take on it. You can't put yourself out there as some jerk off thot and then cry when some dude sees you as nothing more as some jerk off material. Anyone that sees it differently is a fuckign clown.
 
Getting caught watching deepfakes of your coworkers and friends gf due to a 2 frame alt-tab from a 4 day old VOD? Endlessly hilarious.
This is my take as well, how the fuck does this happen? It's like someone had it out for him, 2 frames are near unperceivable on 60 FPS unless you KNOW you're looking for something, and on the clip, it's like a white square with black specks. I guess coomers can effectively sense that atrioc was using the same site as them.
Nevermind the sheer retardation of jerking off on what is effectively your work computer. Are you telling me millionaires can't afford a faptop or an entirely different setup for leisure, especially after the countless "oh left the webcam on and started jerking off teehee" accidents?
 
I think he's having a meltdown on twitter right now he's just uploading random clips of infamous h3 podcast moments and putting the music that made him laugh at QT in it.

Edit: Also he made an apology video where he just blames his tourette's and whatever the hell else he has.
Goes without saying but he looks like shit.
>Tourette's made me act like a sociopath
Powerlevel but i know people with tourette's and they are nowhere this bad, Ethan Klein isjust an asshole and a sociopath
 
This is my take as well, how the fuck does this happen? It's like someone had it out for him, 2 frames are near unperceivable on 60 FPS unless you KNOW you're looking for something, and on the clip, it's like a white square with black specks. I guess coomers can effectively sense that atrioc was using the same site as them.
Nevermind the sheer retardation of jerking off on what is effectively your work computer. Are you telling me millionaires can't afford a faptop or an entirely different setup for leisure, especially after the countless "oh left the webcam on and started jerking off teehee" accidents?
I’m impressed DSP managed to live through jacking off on camera meanwhile this other guy just destroyed his career in two frame and didn’t even have to touch himself to do it.
 
I think he's having a meltdown on twitter right now he's just uploading random clips of infamous h3 podcast moments and putting the music that made him laugh at QT in it.

Edit: Also he made an apology video where he just blames his tourette's and whatever the hell else he has.
Goes without saying but he looks like shit.
Reminds me of the moomookun "ADHD made me grope those girls" excuse
 
I think he's having a meltdown on twitter right now he's just uploading random clips of infamous h3 podcast moments and putting the music that made him laugh at QT in it.

Edit: Also he made an apology video where he just blames his tourette's and whatever the hell else he has.
Goes without saying but he looks like shit.
Remember to archive. Those tweets are now gone.


I hope, for his child's sake, Hila and him start acting like mature adults. While this sort of infantile behavior seems funny from the outside, I can not imagine dealing with those two in person.
 
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