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I still want sheets of LSD with Sonichus on them.
Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide
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I still want sheets of LSD with Sonichus on them.
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- Feb 15, 2015
This thread has really taken a life of its own in just the past few days and to help catch newcomers up to speed on all the most important events that have taken place, here is a synopsis of how we got to this point. As you're going to see, Tommy is truly one of a kind and a very special kind of lolcow that we only see pop up once in a blue moon. They can be described as "living the life in reverse" and having a lot of traits in common with cows like CWC, ADF and Bob McKim and other favorites around here, but really, there really is only one Tommy Tooter, just as there is only one Bob McKim or one Kengle. They are all unique kind of cows on their own and Tommy is certainly no different from that trend.
Tommy Tooter is an self-proclaimed androgyne and homeless MtF transexual hippie who is also a member of the Rainbow Family and has explained the idea behind the alter ego that she has. They have been actively trolled since at least 1999 and even earlier and have an Internet presence as far back as the early 1990s. There have been whole Usenet logs that have been found of their activity as @yawning sneasel discovered in the post that he made here.
"tommie jayne is a widely loved two spirit hippie artist. she prefers female identifiers. thom just waytoobad is her alter ego and he is a berzerker who is trained in krav maga. nuff said? this ain't no cosplay character you're looking at kids and there's a reason that the rainbow wrecking crew dubbed me crazy tommy."
I made this thread back in late March and while it did get some posts here and there, the thread itself went dormant for over a month. After over a month of dormancy, a user from Another Message Board (AMB), Tommy's main hangout, named @AJW came across this thread in a Google search and impersonated Tommy about four days ago for shits and giggles, leading people to believe that he was the real deal until another user by the name of @WhistleBlower showed up and started posting that same day, explaining how he was the TRUE and HONEST Tommy and offering to clear up any misconceptions that people had. In between that time, other members from AMB were signing up to post in this thread, most of which were part of a group of trolls on that message board that have been involved in trolling Tommy for years.
Verification of WhistleBlower was done by @Clown Doll and this was done after Tommy posted posted two videos about the Kiwi Farms, one entitled My New Crank Caller and the other called For My New Friends At Kiwi Farms, both videos are down below for your viewing pleasure.
Tommy also got adventurous and started making threads of their own outside of here, some of which you may have seen in either Community Watch or Lolcow General. The thread about transwomen being more likely to be lolcows was locked by @Flowers For Sonichu but if you're hungry already for more Tommy content, that's also a good place to get a nice taste of what you're in for when you get into this thread. The community watch thread that Tommy made was merged into this thread, explaining how it got so big in just a few days.
Since then, a lot of the thread has been Tommy answering people's questions about AMB and its trolls in addition to Tommy ignoring people who decide to try to w33n or ask them questions that they do not feel comfortable answering or getting into much detail about, especially their past history. If you're not funny or you're being a malicious kind of troll, Tommy will call you "Felicia" and ignore you for the most part and if you're anyone from AMB like @Nomad, Tommy will especially take issue with that alone and where a lot of the conflict in this thread arises, something to be seen in itself. If you end up in that kind of situation here, I would suggest apologizing and patching that up before proceeding further. There has also been some back and forth going on between this thread and commentary over at AMB, where some of the posters haven't been too receptive about what has been done here. There is a sense that Tommy is THEIR pet lolcow only and some degree of jealousy going on with some of the members, as you can see in the following screenshot that was posted in the Kiwi Farms review thread. Here it is again for those who haven't already seen this yet.
There have been other really major events that have already happened in this thread. Tommy was trying to convince a specific group of trannies that Kiwi Farms isn't some kind of malicious website that would hurt them and in one of the posts, Tommy brought up a sister of theirs by the name of Lorelei Eresis. Picture of that person is down below as well and I've also dropped a link to that specific post.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy...berg-whistleblower.18925/page-17#post-1451318
Lorelei basically approved of my invitation to them to come join the thread and the thread carried on as usual until there was a point where Tommy wanted to introduce a very Kengle esque idea to the forefront, asking that people pay them to be their lolcow. I am not joking. This really did happen and it was back in this post you can clearly see this take place.
So there you have it, Tommy is certainly someone who's lived a very interesting life and produces a lot of other kinds of content whether it be in their videos or their comments here in this thread or over at AMB, where they have over 35,000 posts in all. There's other pretty cool shit I didn't get into much in this synopsis but I really encourage you to also check out their 20 minute video where Tommy is calling the FBI. It's really incredible to say the least.
Other things you should be aware of is that Tommy even has a-logs after them, like this sperg named Lurker_X who might be considered halal here if they joined this site. Tommy went into them extensively and why they're so damn retarded. They were talking shit about this thread there and more.
With all that summarized, I really need to emphasize again that the same rules that apply to Disco (the CWC sub) will apply here too. Don't be a fucking w33n and embarrass yourself in this thread. Tommy is really the kind of cow that will just keep on giving even if you just chill and talk to them. It's sort of like how you should approach calling or getting something funny on True Capitalist Radio. If you absolutely suck and are just here to a-log Tommy, Tommy will sense that and call you out on it and it will mean less content here rather than more. If you're funny and can actually understand what's going on here, great! Do what you think will work best here but within reason.
You don't need to go over the top or try to argue with them to get the kind of entertainment you want. Tommy is truly the kind of cow that produces great content no matter what. I added a red notice at the beginning of this thread really emphasizing what the tone of this thread is going to be like, so here it is again in big bold letters.
If you're going to engage with Tommy, try to be creative about it and don't attack them or use the same line as someone else. No one cares to read 10 pages of "show us your dick." Action by staff will be taken against w33ns and fail trolls in this thread. Have fun. Tommy is becoming more well known around here so keep this in mind.
In addition to what has been stated above, here's some other really important things you should know before posting in this thread.
1) Notice me senpai behavior will not be tolerated and appropriate action will be taken if any of that pops up in here. Just like with the Shaner thread, that will also warrant a threadban here also.
2) A-logging of Tommy is also highly discouraged.
All other Kiwi Farms guidelines and rules apply here so be on your best behavior and use the report button to report any posts in here that violate these rules.
Other than that, have fun. Tommy is a great cow to discuss and these rules and guidelines are in place to facilitate the best form of discussion. Don't fuck it up and ruin it for everyone else.
Tommy Tooter is an self-proclaimed androgyne and homeless MtF transexual hippie who is also a member of the Rainbow Family and has explained the idea behind the alter ego that she has. They have been actively trolled since at least 1999 and even earlier and have an Internet presence as far back as the early 1990s. There have been whole Usenet logs that have been found of their activity as @yawning sneasel discovered in the post that he made here.
"tommie jayne is a widely loved two spirit hippie artist. she prefers female identifiers. thom just waytoobad is her alter ego and he is a berzerker who is trained in krav maga. nuff said? this ain't no cosplay character you're looking at kids and there's a reason that the rainbow wrecking crew dubbed me crazy tommy."
I made this thread back in late March and while it did get some posts here and there, the thread itself went dormant for over a month. After over a month of dormancy, a user from Another Message Board (AMB), Tommy's main hangout, named @AJW came across this thread in a Google search and impersonated Tommy about four days ago for shits and giggles, leading people to believe that he was the real deal until another user by the name of @WhistleBlower showed up and started posting that same day, explaining how he was the TRUE and HONEST Tommy and offering to clear up any misconceptions that people had. In between that time, other members from AMB were signing up to post in this thread, most of which were part of a group of trolls on that message board that have been involved in trolling Tommy for years.
Verification of WhistleBlower was done by @Clown Doll and this was done after Tommy posted posted two videos about the Kiwi Farms, one entitled My New Crank Caller and the other called For My New Friends At Kiwi Farms, both videos are down below for your viewing pleasure.
Tommy also got adventurous and started making threads of their own outside of here, some of which you may have seen in either Community Watch or Lolcow General. The thread about transwomen being more likely to be lolcows was locked by @Flowers For Sonichu but if you're hungry already for more Tommy content, that's also a good place to get a nice taste of what you're in for when you get into this thread. The community watch thread that Tommy made was merged into this thread, explaining how it got so big in just a few days.
Since then, a lot of the thread has been Tommy answering people's questions about AMB and its trolls in addition to Tommy ignoring people who decide to try to w33n or ask them questions that they do not feel comfortable answering or getting into much detail about, especially their past history. If you're not funny or you're being a malicious kind of troll, Tommy will call you "Felicia" and ignore you for the most part and if you're anyone from AMB like @Nomad, Tommy will especially take issue with that alone and where a lot of the conflict in this thread arises, something to be seen in itself. If you end up in that kind of situation here, I would suggest apologizing and patching that up before proceeding further. There has also been some back and forth going on between this thread and commentary over at AMB, where some of the posters haven't been too receptive about what has been done here. There is a sense that Tommy is THEIR pet lolcow only and some degree of jealousy going on with some of the members, as you can see in the following screenshot that was posted in the Kiwi Farms review thread. Here it is again for those who haven't already seen this yet.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-5-13_20-10-31-png.93857/
There have been other really major events that have already happened in this thread. Tommy was trying to convince a specific group of trannies that Kiwi Farms isn't some kind of malicious website that would hurt them and in one of the posts, Tommy brought up a sister of theirs by the name of Lorelei Eresis. Picture of that person is down below as well and I've also dropped a link to that specific post.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy...berg-whistleblower.18925/page-17#post-1451318
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Lorelei basically approved of my invitation to them to come join the thread and the thread carried on as usual until there was a point where Tommy wanted to introduce a very Kengle esque idea to the forefront, asking that people pay them to be their lolcow. I am not joking. This really did happen and it was back in this post you can clearly see this take place.
So there you have it, Tommy is certainly someone who's lived a very interesting life and produces a lot of other kinds of content whether it be in their videos or their comments here in this thread or over at AMB, where they have over 35,000 posts in all. There's other pretty cool shit I didn't get into much in this synopsis but I really encourage you to also check out their 20 minute video where Tommy is calling the FBI. It's really incredible to say the least.
Other things you should be aware of is that Tommy even has a-logs after them, like this sperg named Lurker_X who might be considered halal here if they joined this site. Tommy went into them extensively and why they're so damn retarded. They were talking shit about this thread there and more.
With all that summarized, I really need to emphasize again that the same rules that apply to Disco (the CWC sub) will apply here too. Don't be a fucking w33n and embarrass yourself in this thread. Tommy is really the kind of cow that will just keep on giving even if you just chill and talk to them. It's sort of like how you should approach calling or getting something funny on True Capitalist Radio. If you absolutely suck and are just here to a-log Tommy, Tommy will sense that and call you out on it and it will mean less content here rather than more. If you're funny and can actually understand what's going on here, great! Do what you think will work best here but within reason.
You don't need to go over the top or try to argue with them to get the kind of entertainment you want. Tommy is truly the kind of cow that produces great content no matter what. I added a red notice at the beginning of this thread really emphasizing what the tone of this thread is going to be like, so here it is again in big bold letters.
If you're going to engage with Tommy, try to be creative about it and don't attack them or use the same line as someone else. No one cares to read 10 pages of "show us your dick." Action by staff will be taken against w33ns and fail trolls in this thread. Have fun. Tommy is becoming more well known around here so keep this in mind.
In addition to what has been stated above, here's some other really important things you should know before posting in this thread.
1) Notice me senpai behavior will not be tolerated and appropriate action will be taken if any of that pops up in here. Just like with the Shaner thread, that will also warrant a threadban here also.
2) A-logging of Tommy is also highly discouraged.
All other Kiwi Farms guidelines and rules apply here so be on your best behavior and use the report button to report any posts in here that violate these rules.
Other than that, have fun. Tommy is a great cow to discuss and these rules and guidelines are in place to facilitate the best form of discussion. Don't fuck it up and ruin it for everyone else.
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if you want to talk about custom prints and family grade spin you're going to need to talk to finch or novel. would you like a formal introduction if i can arrange it? i have no direct access to anything trustworthy here in tucson and the guy who gave me my first hit and supplied the charge for the electric koolaid died last fall.
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Well, congratulations, Tommy. You appear to be a curated lolcow now.
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I'm just kidding! Jeez. Arranging incredibly illegal drug transactions is nothing I'd do on this board.
Not that I don't miss really good acid. But if I wanted a really good pattern and had it, I'd print it out on my own printer.
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i wasn't. i would insist on doing the deal somewhere else though, for sure. where are you located? i may be able to find someplace near you that you'd be able to score something proper.
i like the ring of "curated" i've been shitting all over the web since april 24, 1999. people are regularly suggesting i write a book , to which i always replied that i'm living my life so that somebody will want to write a book about me. i'm deeply flattered to have a real fan club that appears to be creative and have loving intent.
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How would you feel about your life being documented in the Lolcow Wiki?
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Lol, like I'd answer any of that. We're just kind of poking and prodding at you at the moment to see if you're really a lolcow or if you're just some crazy guy who will file some weird lolsuit against everyone for no reason at all.
I'm leaning toward you being an amazing character who would probably be a blast to hang out and trip with.
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This thread has really taken a life of its own in just the past few days and to help catch newcomers up to speed on all the most important events that have taken place, here is a synopsis of how we got to this point. As you're going to see, Tommy is truly one of a kind and a very special kind of lolcow that we only see pop up once in a blue moon. They can be described as "living the life in reverse" and having a lot of traits in common with cows like CWC, ADF and Bob McKim and other favorites around here, but really, there really is only one Tommy Tooter, just as there is only one Bob McKim or one Kengle. They are all unique kind of cows on their own and Tommy is certainly no different from that trend.
Tommy Tooter is an self-proclaimed androgyne and homeless MtF tranny hippie who is also a member of the Rainbow Family and has explained the idea behind the alter ego that she has. They have been actively trolled since at least 1999 and even earlier and have an Internet presence as far back as the early 1990s. There have been whole Usenet logs that have been found of their activity as @yawning sneasel discovered in the post that he made here.
"tommie jayne is a widely loved two spirit hippie artist. she prefers female identifiers. thom just waytoobad is her alter ego and he is a berzerker who is trained in krav maga. nuff said? this ain't no cosplay character you're looking at kids and there's a reason that the rainbow wrecking crew dubbed me crazy tommy."
I made this thread back in late March and while it did get some posts here and there, the thread itself went dormant for over a month. After over a month of dormancy, a user from Another Message Board (AMB), Tommy's main hangout, named @AJW came across this thread in a Google search and impersonated Tommy about four days ago for shits and giggles, leading people to believe that he was the real deal until another user by the name of @WhistleBlower showed up and started posting that same day, explaining how he was the TRUE and HONEST Tommy and offering to clear up any misconceptions that people had. In between that time, other members from AMB were signing up to post in this thread, most of which were part of a group of trolls on that message board that have been involved in trolling Tommy for years.
Verification of WhistleBlower was done by @Clown Doll and this was done after Tommy posted posted two videos about the Kiwi Farms, one entitled My New Crank Caller and the other called For My New Friends At Kiwi Farms, both videos are down below for your viewing pleasure.
Tommy also got adventurous and started making threads of their own outside of here, some of which you may have seen in either Community Watch or Lolcow General. The thread about transwomen being more likely to be lolcows was locked by @Flowers For Sonichu but if you're hungry already for more Tommy content, that's also a good place to get a nice taste of what you're in for when you get into this thread. The community watch thread that Tommy made was merged into this thread, explaining how it got so big in just a few days.
Since then, a lot of the thread has been Tommy answering people's questions about AMB and its trolls in addition to Tommy ignoring people who decide to try to w33n or ask them questions that they do not feel comfortable answering or getting into much detail about, especially their past history. If you're not funny or you're being a malicious kind of troll, Tommy will call you "Felicia" and ignore you for the most part and if you're anyone from AMB like @Nomad, Tommy will especially take issue with that alone. If you end up in that kind of situation here, I would suggest apologizing and patching that up before proceeding further. There has also been some back and forth going on between this thread and commentary over at AMB, where some of the posters haven't been too receptive about what has been done here. There is a sense that Tommy is THEIR pet lolcow only and some degree of jealousy going on with some of the members, as you can see in the following screenshot that was posted in the Kiwi Farms review thread. Here it is again for those who haven't already seen this yet.
There have been other really major events that have already happened in this thread. Tommy was trying to convince a specific group of trannies that Kiwi Farms isn't some kind of malicious website that would hurt them and in one of the posts, Tommy brought up a sister of theirs by the name of Lorelei Eresis. Picture of that person is down below as well and I've also dropped a link to that specific post.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy...berg-whistleblower.18925/page-17#post-1451318
Lorelei basically approved of my invitation to them to come join the thread and the thread carried on as usual until there was a point where Tommy wanted to introduce a very Kengle esque idea to the forefront, asking that people pay them to be their lolcow. I am not joking. This really did happen and it was back in this post you can clearly see this take place.
So there you have it, Tommy is certainly someone who's lived a very interesting life and produces a lot of other kinds of content whether it be in their videos or their comments here in this thread or over at AMB, where they have over 35,000 posts in all. There's other pretty cool shit I didn't get into much in this synopsis but I really encourage you to also check out their 20 minute video where Tommy is calling the FBI. It's really incredible to say the least.
Other things you should be aware of is that Tommy even has a-logs after them, like this sperg named Lurker_X who might be considered halal here if they joined this site. Tommy went into them extensively and why they're so damn retarded. They were talking shit about this thread there and more.
With all that summarized, I really need to emphasize again that the same rules that apply to Disco (the CWC sub) will apply here too. Don't be a fucking w33n and embarrass yourself in this thread. Tommy is really the kind of cow that will just keep on giving even if you just chill and talk to them. It's sort of like how you should approach calling or getting something funny on True Capitalist Radio. If you absolutely suck and are just here to a-log Tommy, Tommy will sense that and call you out on it and it will mean less content here rather than more. If you're funny and can actually understand what's going on here, great! Do what you think will work best here but within reason.
You don't need to go over the top or try to argue with them to get the kind of entertainment you want. Tommy is truly the kind of cow that produces great content no matter what. I added a red notice at the beginning of this thread really emphasizing what the tone of this thread is going to be like, so here it is again in big bold letters.
If you're going to engage with Tommy, try to be creative about it and don't attack them or use the same line as someone else. No one cares to read 10 pages of "show us your dick." Action by staff will be taken against w33ns and fail trolls in this thread. Have fun. Tommy is becoming more well known around here so keep this in mind.
In addition to what has been stated above, here's some other really important things you should know before posting in this thread.
1) Notice me senpai behavior will not be tolerated and appropriate action will be taken if any of that pops up in here. Just like with the Shaner thread, that will also warrant a threadban here also.
2) A-logging of Tommy is also highly discouraged.
All other Kiwi Farms guidelines and rules apply here so be on your best behavior and use the report button to report any posts in here that violate these rules.
Other than that, have fun. Tommy is a great cow to discuss and these rules and guidelines are in place to facilitate the best form of discussion. Don't fuck it up and ruin it for everyone else.
like i said, i have a title and outline for it. have at it, #1 fanboi. make it so.
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If you were a starship captain, where would you go and what/who would you do?
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you'd be right about that , d00d. watch how this lolsuit unfolds. there are numerous sites being named and very few individuals. the AMBeasts suffer from some really seriously defective perceptions of me and i have skull phucked them back pretty hard. you need to follow me at facebook to see me in my element. that place is like going to the gym.that's something i think i want to keep private, please. i'm not the skipper, but i've got a little bit of rank.
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that's something i think i want to keep private, please. i'm not the skipper, but i've got a little bit of rank.
Thank you for remembering Marshall McLuhan. Almost nobody remembers him these days even though he understood the Internet before it even existed.
Shout-out, who here has actually read Understanding Media?
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not me. i was always into live performance art and life on the street , so i never got too deep into authors like mcluhan, minow and buckley. i liked the muckrakers like royko, cerf, anderson and thompson. buckminster fuller 'operating manual for spaceship earth', erich hoffer 'the true believer' and ken keyes 'the hundredth monkey' were some ones that rang deeply for me.
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breaking stupid from the lolmilk factory
lone wolf is the only person other than me at AMB over 50. BoP5 is the owner of www.juot.net , a rival board populated by armed and inbred conservatard jeep enthusiasts . we're talking about "M"
lone wolf is the only person other than me at AMB over 50. BoP5 is the owner of www.juot.net , a rival board populated by armed and inbred conservatard jeep enthusiasts . we're talking about "M"
a fair bit. i don't inventory black onyx because it's a synthetic stone. i have some black obsidian in stock that i can fabricate something from or i can purchase whatever you want me to in a black onyx stone and make something from that. i'd need at least ten bucks up front to buy the stone. .
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I'll get back to you in a day or two then.
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i need to hit the shower and get out to the 420 show at the hut. here's a cover of van morrison's moondance by randy clamons and top dead center from a couple of weeks ago. i'll be back in for a little while before i go out to busk at bar time.
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@WhistleBlower: Why do you call haters Felicia?
Normally spelled w-e-e-n (word filter changes it to I HAVE AUTISM), it's someone who puts minimal effort and creativity into a trolling attempt then declares "EPIC WIN!" or "WEEEEEEEN!"
Example: A couple of idiots called CWC one day - one asked a few stupid questions, the other just kept repeating "I'm Batman."
A lame troll.
Normally spelled w-e-e-n (word filter changes it to I HAVE AUTISM), it's someone who puts minimal effort and creativity into a trolling attempt then declares "EPIC WIN!" or "WEEEEEEEN!"
Example: A couple of idiots called CWC one day - one asked a few stupid questions, the other just kept repeating "I'm Batman."
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super. weekends aren't good for me to do online business anyway because i'm out somewhere too much.
it comes from a scene in the movie friday and has caught on in the transgender activist community as a dismissal. ok, bye, felicia.
i get breathers repeating tommy tooter over and over or telling me to get off the internet talking through some kind of distortion box. i've got quite a few of them on video.
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