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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
@Temperance XIV Holy fuck, that's the "fat guy in BVDs building a computer" guy!? That pic was floating around SomethingAwful ~2007.
This is all too uncanny to be a fucking coincidence. Jen had a famous hell dump on something awful. This troon whose adjacent also was popular on there as a cow.....

These people think that we're being mean (we are) but literally as long as the internet has been alive they've been laughed at for being retards. Wouldn't that give you a second to think about your own behavior if the second you publish something everybody says "wow that's retarded and embarrassing" and it's not just one Fringe website????
 
Phil had two kids before he trooned out.

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What are the chances ol' Ma and Pop here mistake Kevin and Jen for the son and the daughter Phil tried to turn into a man by the time she was 4?
 
Phil had two kids before he trooned out.

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This is so sad, he looks like such a normal dude back then. We all probably have these same kind of baby photos, with our parents looking kind of young and dorky and just starting to figure their shit out... but those poor kids get to look back on those photos and compare them to current Mxtress Pennywise, their Twilight Zone clownworld dad who looks like an aging horse, wears Star Wars merch as a middle-aged man, and larps as some sort of gun-toting cult leader with his freakshow gay fuckbuddies that he drips candle wax on before posting pics to the internet.
 
So the question of what happens to trannies when they get Alzheimers or dementia has already been broached among health care professionals. The fear being, of course, that they'll forget that they're crazed troons and had their dicks cut off, and will now be traumatized by wondering what happened to their genitalia.

But there's an even more fucked up scenario that's going to be played out among some of the parents of these troons (and probably has already). When mom has Alzheimers and is looking at this really ugly freak in a dress who says he's her daughter, and she doesn't remember having a daughter. Only a son. Who is now gaslighting her by pretending the son never existed.

"Don't you remember, mom? I've always been your daughter."

Phil's mom may well be about to step into this particular hell.

If one considers the number of Troons, the number of elderly Troons, and the number of elderly Troons with Alzheimers or dementia, this has got to be a small number.

If this is basically the wide knowledge about them by responsible healthcare professionals, then it’s got to be a damn high proportion of elderly Troons who are exhibiting these symptoms.

This leads a no mark like me to two conclusions.

A: Troonery and Alzheimer’s and dementia are heavily linked.
B: If said Troons always knew they were girls, like they claim, then surely they would look at their lack of cock and just figure they imagined being a boy.

Elder abuse angers me too. If it happens I hope that the Stinkditch three document it themselves on twitter and end up in male prison.

I also am mildly concerned that they bring the rapist Vircuna with them, who then sexually assaults Penny’s mother.
 
Elder abuse angers me too.
I've come to the conclusion that troonery is not only elder abuse, but it's the abuse of the entire family. You've got one person who's a thermonuclear narcissist, demanding that everyone cater to their delusion or else. It's like having a family member become a meth head or a gambling addict and destroying the family with continual theft and betrayal.

Having read some of the experiences of mothers and wives whose sons/husbands trooned out, it's heartbreaking to realize what they're subjected to: having a man start to imitate your voice and gestures, the same man deciding he's better at being a woman than you, husbands blowing the family's entire bank account so they can have a new wardrobe / hrt / grs, etc.

But yeah, troons are a perfect storm of elder abuse, simply by being troons and demanding that their personal virtual reality trumps the needs of everyone else in the family. Not to mention society at large.
 
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Honestly one of the saddest photos posted in this thread. Between the animal abuse, filth, narcissism, and Waco-in-Waiting this thread has revealed, something as simple and innocent as a man holding onto his newborn with all of life's hopes and dreams now opening up before them both fills me with a profound sense of ennui. Just terrible.
 
Honestly one of the saddest photos posted in this thread. Between the animal abuse, filth, narcissism, and Waco-in-Waiting this thread has revealed, something as simple and innocent as a man holding onto his newborn with all of life's hopes and dreams now opening up before them both fills me with a profound sense of ennui. Just terrible.

Those are the kind of photos that flash on the screen without music at the end of the Netflix documentary.
 
They can make honest Troonshine!

Seeing those pictures of virginal unspoilt moms kitchen fills me with anxiety.
i hope kevin doesnt shout at old mrs logue for any reason.

no chance in hell those people are capable of evicting the coming troon menace. rip, what a mess this is gonna be.

elder abuse gets me even worse than animal abuse

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I feel bad for the mom, because I know from personal experience that if you have even one dirty ass roommate who won't clean, and you don't have meth, there's no way to get the mess cleaned. You can clean for an hour every day, and it still won't make a dent. Even if you spend a whole weekend frantically cleaning, it will be just as filthy a month later. It will grind down your soul.
 
Hmm... You know what else is dangerous in actual combat?

Having a gaping, pus-oozing, bloody festering wound where your dick once was. Though, that's dangerous in non-combat situations anyways.
I think I see an open market niche for tactical dilators and other items marketed towards trans military LARPers. Imagine a fly-by-wire dilator so you can direct it in more precisely when your fat flabs obstruct the stinkditch line of sight. (US Pat. pending)
 
A possibly final update on the black farmer’s ranch.

The GFM has done well, standing at over $15000, and mercenary Nick Bezzel got his supporters to send some amount (at least $1900) for him to travel there and provide armed support.

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There’s not a whole lot of evidence that anything happened though. No photos or descriptions. Just this:
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Here’s a little video of the man himself though!

 
Troons hate their parents. Troons despise anything their parents stand for, mostly because their parents are anti-whateverthetroonsays. Troons also want the parents they so despise to pay their shitty way. They abuse them with threats of "I will cut you off if you don't respect my pronoun/chosen gender/name I gave myself." So yeah, fuckass Penny is going to ultimately bleed his parents dry and dead, and their last thoughts will be "where did I go so wrong?"



Parents need to say "bye bye then. " Let them on their own.
 
Troons hate their parents. Troons despise anything their parents stand for, mostly because their parents are anti-whateverthetroonsays. Troons also want the parents they so despise to pay their shitty way. They abuse them with threats of "I will cut you off if you don't respect my pronoun/chosen gender/name I gave myself." So yeah, fuckass Penny is going to ultimately bleed his parents dry and dead, and their last thoughts will be "where did I go so wrong?"



Parents need to say "bye bye then. " Let them on their own.
While I agree with the sentiment, it's very difficult to do when you're in the hot seat.

This whole saga is turning from funny to horrifying and sad. May the troons eat each other alive before they have a chance to abuse the elderly.
 
Phil had two kids before he trooned out.

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This is deeply depressing and makes me feel awful.

Growing up with a dad who abandoned you to pretend that he’s actually a woman must be like growing up with a dad who’s an addict, except that if you share that your dad is an addict, people are going to be awkward but sympathetic about it. If you share that your dad pretends to be a woman, a lot of people in clown world are going to gaslight you. It’s like growing up in a cult but even after you escape the cult everyone insists that the cult was full of love and you need to be more understanding.

I hate it when they have children. Dating and looking for someone to marry during these troubled times must be awful. You think you’re marrying a dorky but normal dude, you settle down and have some children, surprise, he spends all his time on his gross fetish of himself as a woman and then he bails to play troon Ruby Ridge. Horrible.
 
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