Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AnOminous]

I'd like to see a middlebrow analysis of historical polygamy, because I suspect most historical examples involve high-class men who have multiple wives to insure an heir, or to cement political alliances.

Or super warlike cultures where lots of men died in combat, and they needed more soldiers. Presumably any men still alive were worth reproducing.

 

[FinnSven]

Or super warlike cultures where lots of men died in combat, and they needed more soldiers. Presumably any men still alive were worth reproducing.

Similar reasons to my ranting at Tommie Tooter for claiming to identify with a “warrior priestess of Troy”.

Girls were usually married off by their parents to high status men. This was to both ensure safety for the daughters and provide the best possibilities for further children.

Young men typically were surplus, so would go and try and win status or women through violence and raiding.
The rape of the Sabine women is a semi mythical account of this.

So basically polygamy was practiced and encouraged when women needed a man to protect them from other men.
High status men obviously had the most livestock/farmland and would be good fighters themselves.

Penny obviously sees himself as being a modern day tribal chief, with his weapons, acres of scorched land, dead alpaca, his harem of lovely girls, and the fact he strikes fear into the Earls and Pauls who covet all of his great fortune.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I'm going to have to call bullshit on a professed muskslut being OCD about how iron smells on their hands. Iron and rust don't stink as much as cheap metal/dirty pennies or stale sweat and swamp ass.
Especially when that muskslut shares a bed with a shiteater, unwashed large herding dogs, and standing cat piss. Especially with a mass grave of large animals close by.

Also how often does he have his hands shoved up his nose lately to be noticing a smelly smell that smells smelly just now.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He's only detected the smell of the dust now.

This means he has never dusted his toys since he moved in.

I think I've been posting about how dusty the stuffed Yoshi is getting on his desk for as long as this thread has been around. It's the largest and most obvious dust catcher in all his photos of that area except for his computer case and he's never cleaned it. The amazing thing about his bookshelf is that he reads none of the books but they stay pretty clean, he must autistically rearrange them constantly or something.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Is it just a weird angle of the picture or is the mole on Kevin's right slightly different than how it looked a little while ago? He should get it checked out by a doctor maybe.

Dude, I mean this in the nicest possible way, for your own sake; you should probably take a break from reading this thread.

What did FNAF do wrong, did I miss something? As far as I knew Scott Cawthon was pretty much a class act. I mean, his game spawned an entire new genre of horror game.

Spoiler: offtopic fnaf sperging

i believe there's a dedicated fnaf thread here on the site somewhere if you're interested, but basically alongside the release of the latest fnaf game a couple years back, a list of Scott's political donations was leaked on Twitter. nothing bad, really. just a bunch of republican/conservative stuff like trump's campaign fund. any normal person wouldn't give a shit, but as the fnaf community seems to have a real issue with trannies they did what they do best and started screeching impotently at the idea of someone having different beliefs than them. once the backlash started, scott refused to back down and released a statement basically saying "yea, those were my donations. i made them solely because i think they're the best candidates for our country, no i dont hate lgbtq people, in fact the opposite as they make up a large portion of the fnaf fanbase. im sorry if this upsets you but i will not be apologizing for believing what i believe." (massive paraphrase) again, trannies screeched and scott's wife and kids got rape/death threats and his address was doxed, leading to another statement where he basically says fuck it and retires. he still obviously profits from the fnaf brand and has input on the new games despite them being outsourced to new developers/studios, so to hysterical trannies buying the scary teddy bear game means you're literally a Nazi who wants to line up all fags or whatever.

it's especially weird because Scott, while never speaking on his politics before the leak, was always a very open and proud Christian from the very start so i dont know what they expected. some other shit happened afterwards, like scott donating a bunch of money to some lgbt charities or something, but of course nothing is ever enough to appease the troon mob so lots of them still hate him and the series as a whole to this day. strangely, lots of genderspecials still in the fnaf community seem to respect and like scott regardless. it's only a very loud but tiny minority of troons (most of whom dont even know anything about the games) who see him as an evil transphobe right-winger, probably why the cancellation attempt went so poorly.

its another tragic case of trannies forcing their way into a community they dont belong to, declaring it must be run by their rules and using their "marginalized" status to bully and guilt trip everyone else into agreeing until the whole thing is nothing more than a mess of mentally ill narcissists and histrionic coomers. again, i believe theres a dedicated fnaf thread here on the site if you're curious about learning more.

This is the thing that's sad about it to me and actually part of why I'm so against it and I think the incel thing ties into this in a way that mainstream culture also ignores (though I've seen some reporting that actual incel communities are more positive) all the "treatment" of these people just reflects their depression back to them by justifying the depression. This is the complete antithesis of every successful form of therapy anyone has ever devised. If you're depressed because you're not getting sex, getting sex isn't the way to fix your depression because your depression is going to have manifested across your entire self-image and a single act will not change your self-image. Not even a higher level thing like finding a partner who will give you sex will do this. Otherwise a prostitute or these polycules would work and they don't. The even worse thing is while affirming these delusions we deny the thing that will both combat the mental issues but also improve the probability of getting sex that is treated as the cause.

Other people can read your self-image, if you're always sending out your negative self-image without any other kind of counter image they aren't going to respect you, they're going to pity you. The failing of the Male Feminist-Incel-Troon theory of the female mind is that they assume creating pity in women makes you more attractive to them than confidence and actual respect. Is it possible that pity gets you more pity sex? Maybe, I'd be interested to see the figures, but I'm skeptical about it. Go to the store and look at all the fat unattractive probably lame ass jerks dressed like slobs who have a partner, if your model of the female mind cannot account for this then your theory is incomplete and you need to rework it. I focused on the female mind here because that's what most of these types, especially the "lesbians", want but it applies to men too. They often recognize this because they have to dismiss it as "toxic masculinity" which leads the stupider ones to decide they must be women because they reject it.

This gets back to what I often point out seems to be the real issue, Kevin's case is rather extreme, that they don't have a theory of mind for other people. I'm complex, other people are just simple things you press buttons on and they do what you want. I did the inputs, why am I not getting the output (sex) at all? They must be the problem.

it's definitely sad, though above all i think it's just exhausting. troons are so performative about their supposed success and happiness. like, looking at these tweets kevin keeps putting out, you see him going on and on nonstop about all the "omg totes queer" interactions he has with his "polycule wives", and it's just... okay, for kiwis reading this that are currently in a committed relationship, im sure you've all had those little romantic experiences. you know, the good morning texts, the late night talks, even just the simple shit like cuddling together on the couch with a movie. think about all these things you experience with your partner every day. now, imagine being the kind of person who feels the deep need to actively publicize it all. Kevin isn't content to just interact with someone he """loves""" and leave it at that, he has to tell everyone as some weird form of spiteful rebellion. like, "see chuds? trannies are happy too! we have awesome sex and queer gay love stuff all the time! look how often im talking about it!!!!" he's not able to just enjoy the experience he has with the people around him because deep down these experiences and these people clearly don't make him happy in the way he desires. he only derives some shallow form of joy from performing as if this is his everyday life, and it's utterly exhausting.

tl;dr these people are miserable and feel no love or joy. just fucking miserable.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

It's like that Simpson's scene where Kurt Van Houten is trying to impress Homer with how cool his life is, when it's actually a pathetic nightmare.



Kevryn: "I sleep with my polycule partners, all three of us in an unwashed bed, where the scent of the amhole does battle with the smell of the dog shit Jen ate as a midnight snack. It's heckin' queer and lesbian, so take that, terfs!!!"

Sane person: "I lead a normal, non-pozzed life. Now please go very very far away from me."

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Last night he commended targeted advertisement (as if it would be difficult to target him). Or maybe it wasn’t actually an advertisement, but regardless, he’s into a lot of shit. [A]

Kevin was pretty quiet until 2 pm his time. Missed out on a preorder (but it’s ok, it’s on amazon apparently). [A]

It’s redundant but that ain’t stopping him from buying it! [A]

I am shocked and saddened to learn that I have been pronouncing Kevin’s last name wrong. I’ll still pronounce it gibe-s though. [A]

Meanwhile, Neck suggests that we behead government officials French Revolution style. [A]

Wedge decided to disgust everyone. [A]

He then gets on his soapbox about disabled people. [A]

 

[Arcade Gannon]

I am shocked and saddened to learn that I have been pronouncing Kevin’s last name wrong. I’ll still pronounce it gibe-s though. [A]

"Take what you can, give nothing back" might as well be Kevin's motto.

 

[FinnSven]

Last night he commended targeted advertisement (as if it would be difficult to target him). Or maybe it wasn’t actually an advertisement, but regardless, he’s into a lot of shit. [A]
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Kevin was pretty quiet until 2 pm his time. Missed out on a preorder (but it’s ok, it’s on amazon apparently). [A]
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It’s redundant but that ain’t stopping him from buying it! [A]
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I am shocked and saddened to learn that I have been pronouncing Kevin’s last name wrong. I’ll still pronounce it gibe-s though. [A]
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Meanwhile, Neck suggests that we behead government officials French Revolution style. [A]
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Wedge decided to disgust everyone. [A]
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He then gets on his soapbox about disabled people. [A]
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Ok, so this explains it, he heard “Stayin’ Alive” as a kid, assumed the Gibb brothers were girls with beards, thought he must be one, and the rest is twisted history.


Who knew The Bee Gees with their marketable pop-disco harmonies and only one brother who didn’t have a face for radio could influence a stupid mind so much?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

It figures that the troon with the longest neck would default to the guillotine option. But he really needs to think long and hard about the joyous possibilities of his deadbeat dad neck being stretched by a nice length of hemp after a short, sharp drop. Which is an equally satisfying possibility. 41% FTW!!!

 

[FinnSven]

It figures that the troon with the longest neck would default to the guillotine option. But he really needs to think long and hard about the joyous possibilities of his deadbeat dad neck being stretched by a nice length of hemp after a short, sharp drop. Which is an equally satisfying possibility. 41% FTW!!!

Maybe just getting on a rollercoaster would be enough to snap his neck in twain?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

The image that inspired Neck to realize that he too could be a beautiful girl, as well as a deadbeat dad:

 

[AfghanBlue]

I need to archive and post all of it despite it being skim milk but pennywise was in Germany with the army for 6 years after having his son (despite being an anarchist and hated it)

pennywise timeline:

BIRTH NAME: Phillip Matthew Logue
PHONE: 303-261-7039


Edit:
Story pt1 (in archive)
Story pt2 (already archived)
Story pt3 (in archive)

• born 1980 to allegedly abusive parents who kidnapped him, parents would lock him in the closet, grandparents took him.
• Has two sisters (according to FB)
• grew up on grandparents farm
• religious schooling etc.
• anally raped at about age 7 by a friend's older brother, this lead to complications later in life with him losing 40lbs and needing surgery to repair bowls. F
• graduated 1999 from hs
• wrote about a homoerotic relationship with a male at age 17 where he was NOPED out by family, so he broke up with him
• seems to have had weird homoerotic feels for his best friend
• married to first wife, admits was not a good person here one of the first sexual encounters lead to son being born (Perrin Louge) whose an adult now
• went to the military for 6 years stationed in Germany
• wife left him for his best friend
• has one sexual encounter in the military that resulted in a daughter
• TRIED TO TROON DAUGHTER OUT AT AGE 4
• was a stock daytrader and depression spiral, lived in a weird closed off box where didn't talk to friends/family
• therapist that he said he never paid let them realize Troon, resolved some trauma
• trooned out
• worked at a target in boulder colorado, made a lot of steemit posts owning da terves n bigots. Also posted BDSM content. Allegedly made son and daughter make steemit so they might have seen his bdsm naked troons lol
• had polycule here with two trans subs
• started to tranch in 2019

Spoiler: Penny's son Tranching in 2020 SFW

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Jesus Christ that’s sad.
(From reading hi 3 part life story blog posts)
He’s just a fag, plain and simple, and his extreme self repression has crushed him into unimaginable ugliness- and at the end of it, he still just has a few gross manly male boyfriends, of much lesser quality than he could have ever expected as an out and out fayg, true to himself.
I guess the horror of the rapes would short circuit the idea that he was gay or that it was okay to be.
Harsh shit.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

@StickFruit too long to quote, but pointing at the part of just spending times with your partner:

Nail on the head.

When you're in a committed relationship the parts that matter morph overtime. This is because love morphs overtime. Early on things are passionate and fiery. You're all over each other, kissing, hugging, fucking, and just crazy over each other. This dies down after a few months, even faster if you move in together, and becomes something cozy and calmer, but no less loving. Where once the amazing sex was the highlight of your relationship, now it's talking about your day, shitting on bad movies together, sharing a quiet kiss while you're cooking dinner together, or simply curl up together to enjoy each other's company. You might still be having wild sex, but that isn't the thing you think of when you think of your partner, it's all the other little stuff. I'd expect to see Kevin talking about these moments more at this point, I'd expect to see posts about being in Mistrxss lap, or maybe how nice it is to wake up in the bed together.

I could still see some horny posting about how "sexy" and "queer" their relationship is. Anyone who has had a long term enough relationship will be familiar with how every so often the cozy ember decides to start a wild fire and it's a few days like when you first got together all over again, then it goes back to cozy again. Relationships, committed long term things, have their spikes of passion, but they are built on more than sex, they are built on the quiet moments. Those are the moments I'd expect to be seeing him post about, not the crazy "queer" and "sexy" stuff.

It's part of why I say Kevin isn't "queer", trans, or gay. He is a pathetic, failed, cis, straight, AGP man with a fetish for being queer rather than actually being such. He'd be happier if he was a gay Troon.

I am shocked and saddened to learn that I have been pronouncing Kevin’s last name wrong. I’ll still pronounce it gibe-s though. [A]

Imagine changing your name because you're a narcissist who wants to hear your name said correct by all the YouTubers you spend a bunch of money on on Patreon.

Also, getting your name actually read means these are microscopic YouTubers or he's a fairly high tier Patreon, and since this is YouTubers plural he's likely dumping a lot of money on Patreon. Money they can't afford, which makes the money he spends on transformers even harder to afford.

 

[AfghanBlue]

He's only detected the smell of the dust now.

This means he has never dusted his toys since he moved in.

We can assume he’s finally packing them into boxes then. He had never and will never dust them- that’ll be Old Mrs. Logues job! (One of many)

 

[forgotten corn]

Imagine changing your name because you're a narcissist who wants to hear your name said correct by all the YouTubers you spend a bunch of money on on Patreon.

Also, can’t you just change your name on Patreon to be whatever you want? I know I hear names read off at the end of videos that definitely aren’t people’s legal names.

 

[stupid frog]

Fucking DYEEEEEN at Yaba posting a gif of Kevin Gibes on a Twitter thread about some Chuck Coal stan accusing Sam of using too much “AAVE”.
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Also, the gif is called “gone ham transwoman gif” and was uploaded by someone named “sneedmode”

Spoiler: Archive

http://archive.md/d01vk

Not too interesting, but the Kevin gif was used as an insult in gorl world lmao. Quote from Haydur thread.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I am shocked and saddened to learn that I have been pronouncing Kevin’s last name wrong. I’ll still pronounce it gibe-s though. [A]
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Really shouldn't be surprised the way to pronounce it is GIBS.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin had more to say today, none of it is very interesting.
Kevin speaks on the admittedly extremely autistic new Netflix policies they rolled out to stop password sharing. [A]

Apparently a 15 year old told kevin that he can’t change his gender [A]

Too lazy to summarize this autism about height [A]

Jumanji [A]

Kevin approves of the Transformers movie casting [A]

Character design [A]

Wedge claims that since people don’t scream “QUEER” in COD lobbies, this is proof that the gay community has reclaimed a slur. [A]

I love the retarded shit that Wedge and Neck say. They’ve somehow managed to outshine Kevin in his own damn Kiwifarms thread.
Edit: I didn’t see this tweet from Steb about Hogwarts Legacy [A]

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You'd don't hear gamers yelling queer because it's not 1950's England.