DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Piece of Peace]

If I lived in the area or found myself in Renton for some reason there are two gayOPs I'd do. Look for him in public and pretend to be a huge life long fan and act like this is the best day in my life to see if he'd get an ego boost or panic because he is afraid of human interaction; and pose as a DoorDash driver and fuck up his delivery or sit around at his door waiting for him in person.

For me, all I'd want to get is an in-focus HD picture of his fatass wife while they were out in public, I wouldn't even talk to them.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

For those that want to see Phil's latest jab at Max and how over-the-top shithead he was, here ya go. Timestamp is 1:28:29 if the timestamp is screwed up.

(Bonus Hate 1:43:51 )

 

[Iron Father]

in-focus HD picture of his fatass wife

 

[JohnRedcorn]

It happened in the SF6 beta too and he was just as manic trying to shut the in-game chat down. He's been so sheltered and detached from the real world that he feels the same fear when he sees someone saying "WWE Champions" in in-game chat that the average person would feel if someone put a gun to their head.

Sf6 has potential for serious salt between Phil being bad at it and the in game text chat. During the beta he acted like a bitch and blacked the screen out. But when the actual game releases and there’s shit to do other than stand around waiting for matches I feel blacking the screen out won’t be an option.

I know he’s looking forward to the single player content so here’s hoping the open world parts of the game are all online and require Phil to run around trying to complete tasks while people follow him with detractor names like his attempt at playing WoW.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Too late, I'm sure some paypig has already seen this and is running off to report to his lord so he's going to be armed with this excuse no matter if no detractor ever generates a clip again. Or even if this had never come up he'd see an article about it and file it as a defense.

The "DA TROLLZ ARE DEEPFAKING ME!" is an excuse he's had in his seemingly endless repertoire of excuses for at least two years or however long it's been since OIC first came on the scene. Phail went on one of his rants on clippers and how it's outta kahntekst blah blah blah, then OIC said in chat that they're deepfaking some of those clips too and Phail said "THAT'S RIGHT OIC!"

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Thank god DSP tells it like it is.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

He bought up that fucking helicopter company ONCE again! Phil, it's been almost 15 years, dude. Let. It. Go! Just...let it go! Yes, you got laid off in 2009. Yes, we know you got your ACE Certification thinking that you would move up in the company, how you "did a bunch of free work off the clock.", how the CEO came down to "thank you" personally, how a certain former President never paid for certain replacement parts or was late paying them, etc...let it go.

 

[clothes in my closet]

 

[Tears for T]

Geez, just 17 $, beg Wrap up incoming! Beg tweet next?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Well Hi Fi Rush was a disaster. Phil sucks at this type of game and the focus on rhythm just makes him worse. Between how disinterested his was and the $17 I doubt he will be continuing it, which is a shame because I've been playing it and (on hard at least) it gets pretty tough later on, so it would have been a pretty good salt mine. Great game by the way, highly recommended.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP is the Hater meme. Never has another human seethed so much over other people's bags.
Shitting on streamers who "#ad" their gameplay content, implying they're fake fans of the games etc.
Meanwhile he #begs his viewers to tip if they like him not necessarily the gameplay. Pity bucks are better than a sponsorship? #killyourself

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

He bought up that fucking helicopter company ONCE again! Phil, it's been almost 15 years, dude. Let. It. Go! Just...let it go! Yes, you got laid off in 2009. Yes, we know you got your ACE Certification thinking that you would move up in the company, how you "did a bunch of free work off the clock.", how the CEO came down to "thank you" personally, how a certain former President never paid for certain replacement parts or was late paying them, etc...let it go.

He has to keep bringing up his time at the helicopter company because he's full of shit and has to tug at the heartstrings of his retards in order to get them to pony up the dough. He can't retell any recent stories about how victimized he is because the real clips are HERE for anyone to see.

...and he knows that.

The helicopter company deal? No evidence aside from Phil's own words. Fifteen years is a long time for a previous co-worker to remember a lazy faggot whose only talent was his tendency to miss the urinal and hit his shoes ever damn time. He wasn't "laid ahff", he was fired. They gave him the boot and not a single thought afterwards so he can tell this victim fairy tale with impunity.

And since his supporters are brainless monkeys (think BLM supporters with more money and less ego), there will be no scrutiny.

We'll likely see more of these "Journey Into the Past" rants as he becomes more desperate. Hopefully.

 

[FunkyFlashman]

He still has no idea that he isn't eligible for YouTube shorts monetization since he cant pull 10 million vkews in 90 days. He's going through (or putting dear ol DasBo through) all this effort for jack shit.

Its gonna be another fun rant about how terrible a company YouTube is but he's not averse to suckling their teat when Twitch booted him.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

But his calfs though. They're so buff!!!!!!!

Don't forget about his robust pecs!

Well Hi Fi Rush was a disaster. Phil sucks at this type of game and the focus on rhythm just makes him worse. Between how disinterested his was and the $17 I doubt he will be continuing it, which is a shame because I've been playing it and (on hard at least) it gets pretty tough later on, so it would have been a pretty good salt mine. Great game by the way, highly recommended.

The second I saw Hi-Fi Rush my first thought was "wow this game looks sweet". My second thought was "I bet Phil would suck so bad at it"

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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For those that want to see Phil's latest jab at Max and how over-the-top shithead he was, here ya go. Timestamp is 1:28:29 if the timestamp is screwed up.

(Bonus Hate 1:43:51 )

Ohhhh fuck that aged like the finest wine. And the best part is if he stops playing, by his logic he shilled... For FREE REE.

 

[Iron Father]

Bruhhhh...

This nigger picked pork crackle off his face and then ate it. Unironically.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Bruhhhh...

This nigger picked pork crackle off his face and then ate it. Unironically.

Truly a vile ghoulish gremlin.

 

[Brother Wind]

For me, all I'd want to get is an in-focus HD picture of his fatass wife while they were out in public, I wouldn't even talk to them.

So it is just all minorities that like them huh

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Well Hi Fi Rush was a disaster. Phil sucks at this type of game and the focus on rhythm just makes him worse. Between how disinterested his was and the $17 I doubt he will be continuing it, which is a shame because I've been playing it and (on hard at least) it gets pretty tough later on, so it would have been a pretty good salt mine. Great game by the way, highly recommended.

I figured this game would have done poorly. No one asked him to play it. Khet probably suggested it since she's also playing it and its marketing has pretty much been word of mouth. Guess everyones just a fuckin shill dude.

He looked like he was very immersed and into the rhythm. Look how engaged he was trying to time the button presses. *shaking the controller doesn't do anything by the way*

Game is so good he can't even speak correctly.

Yeah, it's gamer time.

 

[Tears for T]

Bruhhhh...

This nigger picked pork crackle off his face and then ate it. Unironically.

Is Phil slowly transitioning to a horrorcow?