Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[chimpburgers]

Awesome, but remember I'm not a coolkid and don't have a clue who Chris is. You people have your own cute little jargon going on here. I must say, it's a bit off-putting.

Like many things, you get used to it and pick up on it all the more you read the forum and other topics here. I always used laughingstock or assclown before I even joined this site to describe laughingstocks, but I got used to using lolcow in place of that too for example.

 

[Hobo Johnny]

This Hobo Johnny was after Tommy knocked over a stroller while at Occupy Wall Street in Austin, Texas. Drugs were likely involved.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

I don't think I've misgendered you or even insulted you at all. And this is despite you making all sorts of silly lolsuit threats based on absolutely nothing.

no, you haven't and i haven't made any silly threats based on nothing.

i require a contract to work with chimpburgers on this. i don't need any money, just certain things about the legal status of the media we generate and distribution of any revenues it may earn clearly defined and contractually agreed to. is this something that you are willing to do or not? i am unwilling to stand and be judged by mentally ill people for the pleasure and financial gain of the rat running voyeur and psychiatric establishment friends apparently running this zoo. it's much too big of a board and i have many years invested in the much smaller and more mature crowd at AMB to play into this if it's just so much trolling for giggles and gelt after a long day of peddling big pharma's mind poison.

lol no one owes you anything and no one needs a contract to observe you. We have all we need to observe you at this point and you are free to leave. No one ever offered you a contract, consideration or payment. @chimpburgers is working on your write-up and others are just observing. At this point we are on AMB as well so we don't need you here to observe.

Maybe if you are endearing enough and make a strong enough argument, some of the many, many people here who donate to cows that are down on their luck will throw you something. I have already explicitly said I won't so you can put to rest any potential contract.

thank you for that actionable statement.

Like many things, you get used to it and pick up on it all the more you read the forum and other topics here. I always used laughingstock or assclown before I even joined this site to describe laughingstocks, but I got used to using lolcow in place of that too for example.

you also learn a lot of tricks after so many years of having your privacy invaded and quiet enjoyment of a public space violated by mentally ill people looking to annoy for fun.

you have until midnight tonight to get a fresh picture of yourself holding your drivers license or some other photo id so that i can read your name. no threats here. do it or wonder what may ever happen if you don't.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Bye, felicia

 

[DZ 305]

you also learn a lot of tricks after so many years of having your privacy invaded and quiet enjoyment of a public space violated by mentally ill people looking to annoy for fun.

you have until midnight tonight to get a fresh picture of yourself holding your drivers license or some other photo id so that i can read your name. no threats here. do it or wonder what may ever happen if you don't.

@chimpburgers Oh no, an eldery tranny will fight you IRL 1v1 m80, better do what it asks of you bro. How can you ever stop such a force of nature...beside pushing them over

 

[chimpburgers]

you also learn a lot of tricks after so many years of having your privacy invaded and quiet enjoyment of a public space violated by mentally ill people looking to annoy for fun.

you have until midnight tonight to get a fresh picture of yourself holding your drivers license or some other photo id so that i can read your name. no threats here. do it or wonder what may ever happen if you don't.

I'm just afraid that some wacko on AMB would use that license information to try to hack into my accounts and steal my other personal info. I'm in constant fear that the government is watching me and I like to keep things on the confidential level for my own safety. You have my phone number too if you need to contact me there too.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

You are their lab rat. Make sure you put that in the lawsuit. Oh, tell them about the circus freaks you lived with in Austin. That's another great TT saga.

they think i am their lab rat, but i have not consented to be their lab rat. the first amendment does not protect you from invasion of privacy, copyright infringement, defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress or incitement against a person in a public place. that's not the function of the first amendment. you can say what you want about an institution, but the rules change drastically when it comes to individuals.

just like i do not consent to be entertaining and educating you idiots for nothing either, but that's a private board so we have an ongoing argument over who owes who more for the services we've been exchanging under duress from the conflict of interest. an audit of "AMB Holdings, LLP" is definitely going to be good for a lot of laughs i'm sure.

@chimpburgers Oh no, an eldery tranny will fight you IRL 1v1 m80, better do what it asks of you bro. How can you ever stop such a force of nature...beside pushing them over

that's not what i had in mind, cartoon. there's a courtroom on the other end of this rainbow.

I'm just afraid that some wacko on AMB would use that license information to try to hack into my accounts and steal my other personal info. I'm in constant fear that the government is watching me and I like to keep things on the confidential level for my own safety. You have my phone number too if you need to contact me there too.

that's your problem sweetie. we need a written contract for me to consent to any more of this. make it so or batten your hatches. anything you send to me at hotmail , the AMBeasts will not see .

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Call him, record the video of you calling him and that way if he tries to clown on you you will have evidence for the world to see. How is that not better than just another picture?

 

[chimpburgers]

that's your problem sweetie. we need a written contract for me to consent to any more of this. make it so or batten your hatches. anything you send to me at hotmail , the AMBeasts will not see .

The government can also wiretap those emails too but if you really want me to get fucked over by them, man, that's really digging deep right now.

 

[Nomad]

no, you haven't and i haven't made any silly threats based on nothing.

i require a contract to work with chimpburgers on this. i don't need any money, just certain things about the legal status of the media we generate and distribution of any revenues it may earn clearly defined and contractually agreed to. is this something that you are willing to do or not? i am unwilling to stand and be judged by mentally ill people for the pleasure and financial gain of the rat running voyeur and psychiatric establishment friends apparently running this zoo. it's much too big of a board and i have many years invested in the much smaller and more mature crowd at AMB to play into this if it's just so much trolling for giggles and gelt after a long day of peddling big pharma's mind poison.

Guarantee #1: Unless you ban him, Tommy will not leave the forum. He has been posting "less and less" at AMB for about 5 years now, always threatening to leave. 35,000 posts say otherwise.

I'm just afraid that some wacko on AMB would use that license information to try to hack into my accounts and steal my other personal info. I'm in constant fear that the government is watching me and I like to keep things on the confidential level for my own safety. You have my phone number too if you need to contact me there too.

Guarantee #2: Any personal info you share with Tommy will be spread everywhere within two minutes of him getting pissed at you. It's impossible to count the times he's been trolled by a "witness" ready to testify against the AMB membership, only to have him bragging and blabbing all over the internet about the "information" before the troll even gets going. He also has a habit of dropping the names of anyone he thinks might white knight for him, usually without their knowledge. There have been several "rich and powerful women" who were going to shut us down, legally or illegally, at least until they heard that he had been dropping their names. Each time, we've been informed that they never had any such intention.

 

[Splendid]

make it so or batten your hatches

Just a gentle reminder: there are a lot of very technically adept people on this forum, including the forum's owner. It is unwise to threaten to take down the forum or to threaten individual members with physical harm.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

@WhistleBlower What happened? @chimpburgers is like your #1 fan and wants your autograph.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

The government can also wiretap those emails too but if you really want me to get fucked over by them, man, that's really digging deep right now.

i think that anybody on this board who is not batshit crazy, starting with you, who wants anything to do with me that i'm not going to sue you over is going to call 512-945-5820 and talk to me about it live on camera.

i am representing the real things artisans cooperative network and we are asserting that your network intends to invade my personal privacy for the intention of harassing me for fun to get me to react angrily for you to get your giggles and earn revenue for the site in the traffic that such fun and games generate. i am willing to do that, much in the same fashion that i have with the AMBeasts since april 2010, but not for free. i require a contract. this is the heart of the tort with addy claure, but he's running a private site and validly contends that i need to compensate him for the use of the site, so i'm suing to get the court to decide who owes whom more money.

i do not consent to allowing this site to use my name, writings and images in any way for any purpose without a license agreement. simple as that. after midnight tonight, the clock is running and i'm billing you personally at $50/hr for everyminute i have to log in here to address some fiction being published about me.

@WhistleBlower What happened? @chimpburgers is like your #1 fan and wants your autograph.

i'm flattered and i'd be glad to give them my autograph, but i cannot consent to this without a license agreement.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

i think that anybody on this board who is not batshit crazy, starting with you, who wants anything to do with me that i'm not going to sue you over is going to call 512-945-5820 and talk to me about it live on camera.

Why not call him? He gave you his phone number. Why is it that you expect him to do yet one more thing for you after everything he's done so far, and everything else he's willing to do?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Just a gentle reminder: there are a lot of very technically adept people on this forum, including the forum's owner. It is unwise to threaten to take down the forum or to threaten individual members with physical harm.

i do not consent to allow this site to use my name, writings or images without a license agreement. the site owner has until 2:30 pm may 19 to decide whether he wants to play by standard professional rules or get sued for imposing his network on me without my consent.

 

[Fishhead]

i think that anybody on this board who is not batshit crazy, starting with you, who wants anything to do with me that i'm not going to sue you over is going to call 512-945-5820 and talk to me about it live on camera.

i am representing the real things artisans cooperative network and we are asserting that your network intends to invade my personal privacy for the intention of harassing me for fun to get me to react angrily for you to get your giggles and earn revenue for the site in the traffic that such fun and games generate. i am willing to do that, much in the same fashion that i have with the AMBeasts since april 2010, but not for free. i require a contract. this is the heart of the tort with addy claure, but he's running a private site and validly contends that i need to compensate him for the use of the site, so i'm suing to get the court to decide who owes whom more money.

i do not consent to allowing this site to use my name, writings and images in any way for any purpose without a license agreement. simple as that. after midnight tonight, the clock is running and i'm billing you personally at $50/hr for everyminute i have to log in here to address some fiction being published about me.

Tommy, that's a great plan. These guys have a lot of members and deep, deep pockets. They can probably afford more than $50/hr.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

get sued for imposing his network on me without my consent.

I thought @Null only did that to Pinay maids when he really drunk

 

[DZ 305]

i'm billing you personally at $50/hr for everyminute i have to log in here to address some fiction being published about me.

i do not consent to allow this site to use my name, writings or images without a license agreement. the site owner has until 2:30 pm may 19 to decide whether he wants to play by standard professional rules or get sued for imposing his network on me without my consent.

A filthy tranny hippie talking about professionalism
What a time to be alive

 

[chimpburgers]

i think that anybody on this board who is not batshit crazy, starting with you, who wants anything to do with me that i'm not going to sue you over is going to call 512-945-5820 and talk to me about it live on camera.

i am representing the real things artisans cooperative network and we are asserting that your network intends to invade my personal privacy for the intention of harassing me for fun to get me to react angrily for you to get your giggles and earn revenue for the site in the traffic that such fun and games generate. i am willing to do that, much in the same fashion that i have with the AMBeasts since april 2010, but not for free. i require a contract. this is the heart of the tort with addy claure, but he's running a private site and validly contends that i need to compensate him for the use of the site, so i'm suing to get the court to decide who owes whom more money.

i do not consent to allowing this site to use my name, writings and images in any way for any purpose without a license agreement. simple as that. after midnight tonight, the clock is running and i'm billing you personally at $50/hr for everyminute i have to log in here to address some fiction being published about me.

I can agree to a license agreement but I don't want the Zionists to kill me when they find out who I am. Also I have my own terms and the hours counted down are gonna be rounded down to the nearest hour.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Guarantee #1: Unless you ban him, Tommy will not leave the forum. He has been posting "less and less" at AMB for about 5 years now, always threatening to leave. 35,000 posts say otherwise.



Guarantee #2: Any personal info you share with Tommy will be spread everywhere within two minutes of him getting pissed at you. It's impossible to count the times he's been trolled by a "witness" ready to testify against the AMB membership, only to have him bragging and blabbing all over the internet about the "information" before the troll even gets going. He also has a habit of dropping the names of anyone he thinks might white knight for him, usually without their knowledge. There have been several "rich and powerful women" who were going to shut us down, legally or illegally, at least until they heard that he had been dropping their names. Each time, we've been informed that they never had any such intention.

it just so happens that woman was just talking about what we needed to do to eliminate the hoffman gang troll at facebook.

keep drawing the wrong conclusions and putting them out to more gullible geeks.