Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Jill loves Jonathan because he bought her what I think is a fridge magnet and Janessa fell asleep underneath Jill's desk cause she wanted to be close to mom.
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Jane Eyre said:
Jill loves Jonathan because he bought her what I think is a fridge magnet and Janessa fell asleep underneath Jill's desk cause she wanted to be close to mom.
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So Jill wants a cookie for "sweetly kissing" her own child and carrying said child to bed? Praise for not kicking Janessa out of her fort lest Jill be disturbed while she works?

I wonder what Jill's normally like, if this is something to brag over.
 
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multiverse said:
So Jill wants a cookie for "sweetly kissing" her own child and carrying said child to bed? Praise for not kicking Janessa out of her fort lest Jill be disturbed while she works?

I wonder what Jill's normally like, if this is something to brag over.
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You could interpret it that way. I took it as a clumsy attempt at gratitude relative to her age and considering before Janessa all the SEVERE MISCARRIAGES. She's lucky to have a little girl to still do that with at her age.
 
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Sammies#1Fan said:
Pfft. I bet that's her actual bed.
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If Janessa dared to outgrow the crib in her windowless, airless nursery: then I wouldn't be surprised.

It's more likely the girls did "musical beds" when each of the big girls moved out. So Janessa is probably sleeping in the girls' room princess bed now, and Sohpia is in one of the bunks.
 
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I’m sure grateful she “calmly” laid her in bed. (Who says shit like that!?!)
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Jill only knows a handful of positive and negative adjectives, which she shoehorns into all her online posts regardless of how ill-fitting the usage is upon closer inspection, but it is funnier for me to imagine that she is trying to distinguish herself from Godless heathens (as we are all famously known for Batista bombing our children and younger siblings into their beds at night).
 
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This is my favorite Jill video and solidifies the Hills as my favorite spin off family. The house decorating was the most hilarious and humanizing thing Jillpm has done. Just the look on their pained, regretful faces. Kaylee and Jonathan don't have bad aesthetics. They don't like it one bit, but they really do love her to give it 100%. That's quite a credit to Jill to raise a daughter that cares so much. However, time to leave and cleave, sister.
 
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Jill, after witnessing Jinger Dugger Vuleo proclaim IBLP "cult like", just HAD to clap back with a very special, 5 episode collection of Make Your Life Count Minute with JillPM! Definitely not a woman preaching, though.

Jinger just doesn't read her KJV Bible right, says Jill! If she did, and was still listening to Bill Gothard explain that "wine" really means "grape juice" when its mentioned in the Bible, then she wouldn't be on this un-ghadly path of pants and secular Christianity.
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Jill is making BIG MOVES. You realize she's pretty much pitching to the Duggars to marry off one of hers. I know she's mentally ill and probably has some cluster b stuff, but sometimes she's just so silly and socially awkward, she makes me smile.

If anyone here has an inside to Jim Boob and Meech, pitch this: Make a YouTube channel of the wedding and all of the events around it. Cut David and Jill into this Rodriguez/Duggar wedding vlog channel. "PewDiePie who?" YouTube watchers will cry. "We are too busy watching the most amazing Duggar project yet, and I am so in love with them again." Their friends will eagerly ask if there is merch.

I know this is a long shot, but I know God will be extremely happy amused if this happens. I feel like both sets of cows deserve each other.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
Jill is making BIG MOVES. You realize she's pretty much pitching to the Duggars to marry off one of hers
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Lol, maybe she can get one of the Howler boys married off to one of her Lost Girls? Tessie IS very beautiful, whatever Jill does to her eyebrows.

I'm always amused that fundies take the King James Bible as the ~~ literal ~~ word of God. Like any of these fools know Aramaic, or ancient Greek, and can interpret the earliest scriptures... which are still a game of religious Telephone from the actual word of Yeshua of Bethlehem.

I wonder if any of them have ever heard of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Or any of the scriptures that got booted at the Council of Nicaea? Do they know that Jebus's birthday was switched up to coincide with Saturnalia, to get the pagans to agree to party and exchange gifts in the name of Jesus instead of Saturn? Nah, better just agree that a bunch of English nobleman clergy had access to the actual word of God in the 17th century, 1600 years after the Jewish Buddha walked the earth, and he agrees with Bill Gothard that the ghadly way to live is by having a toe and 80s perm fetish.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
What about Gothard and toes?
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CrossedTubes said:
I knew about the hair thing, but didn't know he was a feet fancier too.

Come to think of it, you do see the women in sandals quite often...
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Gothard wanted to see women's feet on display at all times; this is the reason all the IBLP fundie women wore open toed sandals or flip flops all the time. The female "interns" at IBLP HQ who were abused by him said he had a sexual thing for their feet.

He also had a thing for long, home permed hair, and this is why some many Gothard fundies have outdated home perms (Jill, Michelle). The Duggar style became more polished as time went on, but Jim Boob will sooner praise Satan than allow Meech to quit her crunchy 80s curls.
 
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