@Broken Pussy I have the videos but not the connection or time to post either the videos (since she also bitched about televangelists) or the transcripts at the moment. Gonna have to see how my Internet behaves tonight.
I have a lot of thoughts about the latest food post. First off her supplemental award is consistent with Joh getting food stamps as well. The P-EBT supplement amount was $95 for a single person household,
Number two, I would kill to see that receipt. In my experience a full cart right now will be $300-400 worth of junk. How much soda did she buy? And is she drinking a 12 pack or two a day for all those to be gone by tomorrow?
I doubt Polissa bought Walmart bakery muffins. She likely bought these vile things:
It’s consistent with Polissa’s past purchases. They’re overpriced brand name package foods sold in a family size container. They’re also very popular with children and adults who act like children.
Most poor people would bake muffins with Martha White or Jiffy mix, and use cupcake liners (bought from holiday clearance) for easy cleanup. Most only require milk or maybe a single egg, too. The damage for either?
You cannot tell me that Polissa doesn’t have storage for a couple packets of Martha Whites.
Third, even after spending all that change on Mello Yello and muffins, she still went out to eat? I know tugboat just posted, but if you claim to be struggling that bad, you don’t go anywhere out. Not even to McDonald’s or Taco Bell. And I’ve seen Polissa begging for a taco Party Pack like it’ll be a single course between Joh and her. That’s six tacos apiece.
Fourth, I’ve seen how Polissa “gardens.” She mostly made Joh do the dirty work for her, and they eventually neglected the garden to the point of killing it. All the while calling us idiots for pointing out the kinks in her plan and method, mind you.
She sure showed me.
Gardening is so much more than plant a seed and water. Does Polissa know about planting seasons, what works in Alabama clay or how to replace that clay with actual soil, toiling, etc? Doubt it.
Fifth, interesting theory about the weed dealing. I’ve seen the receipts before and I don’t know, it’s so hard to comprehend her portions. Like you see how infinifats eat on My 600 Pound Life, where a family bucket of fried chicken with all the sides and maybe a fried pie is breakfast and then they want more twenty minutes later. Polissa is very fat and her portions are insane, but it still doesn’t add up to what she’s buying, begging for, or having Robin get her. If she was truly struggling, she’d humble up and go to the food bank. I never even knew that appointment based food banks existed! Pretty nifty.
Finally (off the top of my head), that eat the rich joke at the end made the whole video feel like that, a joke. We have a fat woman trying to be deathly serious about how she got her food stamps slashed, spent $100+ on muffins, that we must learn to garden, and soon people will be starving to the point of cannibalism- yeah, just kidding! We should eat the rich, ho ho! Look, a pun! There’s even text overlay! It just feels like satire. Maybe too deep and non stoner for Adult Swim, but something along that line.
The televangelist shit is barely even worth mentioning. Pat Robertson has been as an asshat about women (and fags) forever. Hardly surprising. We get it, you hate religion, Polissa. Now keep talking about muffins.
