Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Trilby]

Speaking of lull, has anyone saved the third Timmys1984 promo? I see that's gone now. I might have saved it someplace on DVD but don't happen to be home right now. The only other avenue is Dstecks' review of that chapter that alludes to it otherwise.

His best piece of all time IMO is "My mind is a blank," which he drew right after the Gamestop incident. It's the only real art he's ever made.

Nothing spells "AUTISM" more than that!

it's just you.

Pretty questionable placement for those roses!

I feel like comparing the oldest Sonichu drawings to the newest you do see a bit of improvement. I think the sort of anime style he tried to adopt might have resulted in slightly less awful art.
If you compare this old drawing of himself

Spoiler: 22 years old folks

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Geesh, what tall legs on that 'hog.

to this newer one

Spoiler: backwards pants

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Either that, or Chris can twist his body 180 degrees without problems, that is pretty awkwardly placed, might as well not put in the fly/pockets at all if he couldn't render them perfectly.

Ok, it's still bad but he's mildly more human looking. His head is closer to what actual human heads look like as opposed to the milk dud shape going on in the older picture.

He still likes to do those salad bowls for shoes.

Chris' art, like much about him, is that of a child.

Technical proficiency is one thing. The ability to draw recognizable objects. Chris is mediocre at that. Not great, but I admit that he is better than me. It also seems to vary, I assume with the amount of effort he has put into it. I do see a general trend that some of his newer stuff seems a little better on that front. Probably just practice. If he spends 5 minutes drawing a scene from Sonichu, it is going to be better the thousandth time he does it than it was the first or tenth time.

It also doesn't help his handling of the very art tools itself leaves a lot to be desired simply because nobody could show him how to do it properly.

I get the feeling that if Chris had motivation to get better at drawing, he could. He has a basis he could work from, but also looking at his vid of how to draw Sonichu... Yeah. He'd need an instructor to focus and prod him along. I've seen people who couldn't even draw a straight line improve significantly in just a few months with in-person lessons.

That would've been nice had something like that happened. I knew of art teachers that have been that way during my school years as well.

Chris probably would wave off the idea as he is perfect, but if a sweetheart was involved he might...?

Oh, we hope.

 

[HarryHowler]

I get the feeling that if Chris had motivation to get better at drawing, he could. He has a basis he could work from, but also looking at his vid of how to draw Sonichu... Yeah. He'd need an instructor to focus and prod him along. I've seen people who couldn't even draw a straight line improve significantly in just a few months with in-person lessons.

Chris probably would wave off the idea as he is perfect, but if a sweetheart was involved he might...?

I'd need to look over his artwork again, but IIRC Chris seemed to show the most improvement in his artwork during the time when he was friends with Megan, presumably because she was giving him some pointers and/or he was putting in extra effort to impress her. Unfortunately, as his e-mail exchanges with Alec demonstrated, he was much more resistant to advice when there was no potential pussy involved.

 

[Trilby]

I'd need to look over his artwork again, but IIRC Chris seemed to show the most improvement in his artwork during the time when he was friends with Megan, presumably because she was giving him some pointers and/or he was putting in extra effort to impress her. Unfortunately, as his e-mail exchanges with Alec demonstrated, he was much more resistant to advice when there was no potential pussy involved.

That was sad, given the kind of relationship he destroyed in the process.

 

[Broseph]

his old drawings that looked like a retarded 2 year old drew them

Now his drawings look like a retarded 12 year old drew them.

 

[Trilby]

Just noticed a couple of guys who once did a "Let's Read Sonichu" many, many years back have returned to do those "specials".

Now his drawings look like a retarded 12 year old drew them.

Perhaps in a few years, they'll move up to the 8th grade!

 

[CharlieBrowns]

His drawings are shit and Sonichu is a shit.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

What a compelling thread...It's a shame there's not a place for random thoughts and questions...

Oh.

In before lock.

 

[mrmilkman]

The "My Love Quest is Finally Over!" pictures show signs of improvement, but it's probably a fluke knowing Chris.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If Chris was a sitcom it'd had jumped the shark like 5 seasons ago. If you tried to sell it, the producers would reject it for being too surreal/unbelievable.

 

[An Ghost]

has chris ever mentioned how he feels about other MtF tran.s people? I know he goes to that club from time to time but has he ever specified anything?
Speculation: Chris recently has mentioned that he has female only positions in his 'company' available. Would he accept a MtF tran.s for that position or do you think he's just trying to score some lesbian china?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

has chris ever mentioned how he feels about other MtF tran.s people? I know he goes to that club from time to time but has he ever specified anything?
Speculation: Chris recently has mentioned that he has female only positions in his 'company' available. Would he accept a MtF tran.s for that position or do you think he's just trying to score some lesbian china?

I'd think he'd say that he has nothing against them but in reality treat others MtF like DIRTY DAMN MALE JERKS because he is that much of an hypocrite.

But on the other hand, if the MtF is specially good looking...well, I commented on this some time ago:

About this, I'd like to point something out...back in the mailbag days, Chris interacted with some troll impersonating tranny porn performer Bailey Jay, who lured him into being attracted before shocking him with a pic showing that she had a dick.

Yeah, Chris was shocked, but then he subtly (and Chris being Chris by "subtly" I mean "with the subtetly of 100 farting elephants") tried to find out if she did porn so he could mass debate to it

Im not saying that he likes cock, but for all his talk and how he used to try so hard to be straighter than straight, maybe, just maybe, he could let it pass if the ladyboy is pretty enough and he has a specially horny day. Just saying.

 

[Ace]

It just came to my attention that WWE has trademarked the acronym "CWC" (well, according to this website, that is) for its upcoming Cruiserweight Classic.

I wonder if that might make it more likely for some wayward internet souls to discover the magic of OPL.

 

[Mr Zero]

There is so much about Chris's life we don't know. At one point we made jokes about how disgusting Chris chan is and how he probably shits his pants and drinks his own semen but then it turned out those jokes were true.

We probably would never of even found out about the Game Stop incident if someone didn't record a video of it. What secrets in Chris's life are there that we haven't found out about yet or events we may never know about?

 

[Marvin]

I'd think he'd say that he has nothing against them but in reality treat others MtF like DIRTY DAMN MALE JERKS because he is that much of an hypocrite.

But on the other hand, if the MtF is specially good looking...well, I commented on this some time ago:

I think you're misinterpreting their interaction. A significant point in their interaction, at least to me, was that Chris asked her if she ever planned to get deducked. He also didn't ask for nudes, but non nude modeling pictures.

The way I saw it, was that Chris was put off at first, but then Bailey started blubbering about how much she hated being a man. Chris saw a pretty face who hated men like he did. It's almost reminiscent of transsexuality in Iran. Iran is very anti gay, of course, and for a long time that included transsexuals. But then a pre of transwoman wrote a sad letter to the ayatollah, and he was persuaded.

When it comes to IRL trannies, I think Chris would react differently depending on how well she passes and if Chris feels like he's being hit on in the presence of a penis. Also, if a tranny starts talking to Chris about clichéd girl shit, like makeup or whatever, I'm sure he'd be in heaven.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I think you're misinterpreting their interaction. A significant point in their interaction, at least to me, was that Chris asked her if she ever planned to get deducked. He also didn't ask for nudes, but non nude modeling pictures.

The way I saw it, was that Chris was put off at first, but then Bailey started blubbering about how much she hated being a man. Chris saw a pretty face who hated men like he did. It's almost reminiscent of transsexuality in Iran. Iran is very anti gay, of course, and for a long time that included transsexuals. But then a pre of transwoman wrote a sad letter to the ayatollah, and he was persuaded.

When it comes to IRL trannies, I think Chris would react differently depending on how well she passes and if Chris feels like he's being hit on in the presence of a penis. Also, if a tranny starts talking to Chris about clichéd girl shit, like makeup or whatever, I'm sure he'd be in heaven.

Hmm, Chris is like an iranian ayatollah, yeah, we can agree on that

 

[ZehnBoat]

I just want to point out that chris bought a pillow with a cat girl on it, said he liked that cat lady from the danger dolan (ugh) videos, made up reproductive biology for fake hedgehogs, and iirc his comic where he births crystal, he changes into a hedgehog and lays an egg (i might be wrong)

Is chris technicaly a furry? Or is he desperate ? Both?

 

[Kurosaru]

Do you think it's possible to get a selfie with Chris? Me and my roomie are long time obsessive observers of Chris and when planning a future roadtrip in the US we found that we might be passing close by charlotteville. The plan: try to contact our hero and offer him 100 usd to have dinner (our treat) with us and then get a nice photo we can pin to the fridge.

Any thoughts? Would Chris be ready to make two swedes vacation great and make a buck in the process?

 

[StarShine07]

Does anybody have footage. or know where to find this footage of Chris being arrested? I heard he was recently banned from all Game Stops in his home town after pepper spraying a Game Stop employee.

 

[Marvin]

Do you think it's possible to get a selfie with Chris? Me and my roomie are long time obsessive observers of Chris and when planning a future roadtrip in the US we found that we might be passing close by charlotteville. The plan: try to contact our hero and offer him 100 usd to have dinner (our treat) with us and then get a nice photo we can pin to the fridge.

Any thoughts? Would Chris be ready to make two swedes vacation great and make a buck in the process?

He's uneasy about IRL meetings. But if you send him money and coordinate with him, you can probably get him to agree.

Does anybody have footage. or know where to find this footage of Chris being arrested? I heard he was recently banned from all Game Stops in his home town after pepper spraying a Game Stop employee.

There's no footage of the arrest itself. In that incident, he was only banned from that specific location.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Too bad Chris probably hates pro wrestling because of all the shirtless alpha males (though curious if he could become a fan of all female promotions) because i'd love to see his reaction to this logo.