Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

[Shush]

Sweet, new Godwinson stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-MVosjKkr4

 

[All becomes gunt]

Sweet, new Godwinson stream
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-MVosjKkr4

*intro music stops playing*
"Andy Warski is 4 things..."

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Well, that’s easy to do.
1. Draw cartoons in MS Paint on the topic you want to cover. Nothing fancy, just a few frames of animation thrown together in a video editor of your choosing. None of that fancy-pants Windows 7 Paint either - do it in WinXP Paint,
2. When you record sound, make sure your mic peaks at least two times.
and most important rule of any *-walker:
3. Whatever you do, be as unfunny about it as possible. Only then you can truly become a *-walker.

clearly you don't understand what makes humor funny.


I am gonna guess you like Podawful and probably laugh at people dressing up as a pickle.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

clearly you don't understand what makes humor funny.


I am gonna guess you like Podawful and probably laugh at people dressing up as a pickle.

Spoiler

Dude, the entire point of the post was poking fun at eceleb-skinwalkers.
I saw the message “I want to be a King of Stingwalker” so I decided to write a joke instruction on how to be an eceleb-skinwalker - where they go through the motions to copy their favorite e-celebs but completely miss the point of what makes them entertaining.
Jesse is a gayopping unfunny faggot by the way.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

Jesse is a gayopping unfunny faggot by the way.

So i was watching Podawful, and it was just a casual night and i was just watching Podawful. Well, out of nowhere the funniest shit happened. In his latest alog stream, 3 hours, 3 minutes, 56 seconds in. At the time, this was happening, Long haired guy, Jesse, was nowhere to be found on stream so i tabbed over. I tried to look for him all over the internet, on twitter, chudbuds and poast but all I found was just a mere little pickle in his discord. You know what happened? I heard Jesses voice, somewhere around the room. I quickly tabbed over and...you’ll never believe this, IT WAS JESSE! HE WAS A PICKLE!! I kid you not, he’s called PICKLE JESSE! PICKLE JESSSE!!! LMAO!!!! I was rolling on the floor laughing! My chest was in pain and i almost felt that i was going to suffocate!! Funniest shit i’d ever seen, i’ll tell you that. Im still laughing thinking about it. Awww man, you had to be there. It was just so funny.

 

[internet friend]

So i was watching Podawful

My suspension of disbelief broke right there. No one actually watches podawful

 

[dankogrg2]

My suspension of disbelief broke right there. No one actually watches podawful

i bingewatches all his stuff regarding Mersh
what else is there anyway?

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Dude, the entire point of the post was poking fun at eceleb-skinwalkers.
I saw the message “I want to be a King of Stingwalker” so I decided to write a joke instruction on how to be an eceleb-skinwalker - where they go through the motions to copy their favorite e-celebs but completely miss the point of what makes them entertaining.
Jesse is a gayopping unfunny faggot by the way.

My mistake, please excuse my interruption! Continue being a truth telling mensch.

So i was watching Podawful, and it was just a casual night and i was just watching Podawful. Well, out of nowhere the funniest shit happened. In his latest alog stream, 3 hours, 3 minutes, 56 seconds in. At the time, this was happening, Long haired guy, Jesse, was nowhere to be found on stream so i tabbed over. I tried to look for him all over the internet, on twitter, chudbuds and poast but all I found was just a mere little pickle in his discord. You know what happened? I heard Jesses voice, somewhere around the room. I quickly tabbed over and...you’ll never believe this, IT WAS JESSE! HE WAS A PICKLE!! I kid you not, he’s called PICKLE JESSE! PICKLE JESSSE!!! LMAO!!!! I was rolling on the floor laughing! My chest was in pain and i almost felt that i was going to suffocate!! Funniest shit i’d ever seen, i’ll tell you that. Im still laughing thinking about it. Awww man, you had to be there. It was just so funny.

No joke, i've read this from people who literally meant it. I wept for humanity in that moment of despair. Knowing that humor itself had taken another bullet wound from yet another cruel, unfeeling monster.

Hannah Gadsby levels of humor, this Jesse guy.

 

[Local Fed]

Hannah Gadsby levels of humor, this Jesse guy.

I'll defend his Mersh videos, I genuinely like them. The rest is boring shit though.

 

[Pigtoad]

i bingewatches all his stuff regarding Mersh
what else is there anyway?

His Mersh stuff is very good

 

[All becomes gunt]

clearly you don't understand what makes humor funny.


I am gonna guess you like Podawful and probably laugh at people dressing up as a pickle.

Local fatman has autism

 

[RollerGator]

I'll defend his Mersh videos, I genuinely like them. The rest is boring shit though.

His Mersh stuff is very good

It's funny until you realize the majority of his jokes are just stolen from Redbar.

Here's a clip were Jesse gets a spanking from his internet daddy. Very similar to Warskis appearance on Redbar

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

I was just about to ask about this.

I was combing the highlights looking for some juicy shit and came up empty, surely our Lord and Saviour Shannon Gaines isn't full of shit, surely he wouldn't commit the cardinal sin of gay-oppery, right?

The gay roleplay thing was said by Perspicacity on a Scuffed Express, the show he does with Squire. I'm fairly certain. He tends to delete his streams and I don't think anyone would be archiving them, so we might be shit out of luck. It would have been around the time Godwinson got doxed by PPP and Warski I believe if anyone else wants to try and find it. Perspicacity YouTube Channel

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

It's funny until you realize the majority of his jokes are just stolen from Redbar.

Here's a clip were Jesse gets a spanking from his internet daddy. Very similar to Warskis appearance on Redbar

I didn't think i'd be happy to see a post by Rasta.

...I must give props for showing me this, thank you Rasta!

 

[internet friend]

It's funny until you realize the majority of his jokes are just stolen from Redbar.

Here's a clip were Jesse gets a spanking from his internet daddy. Very similar to Warskis appearance on Redbar

Jesse really has a special power. He's able to take an unlikeable and unfunny faggot like Mike David, and somehow make his bits even worse. The work of a master.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Jesse really has a special power. He's able to take an unlikeable and unfunny faggot like Mike David, and somehow make his bits even worse. The work of a master.

Man if we didnt have the farms we were fucking doomed. Comedy is dead due to grifting man and this is part of why i hate these disgusting parasites. Their goal isnt to entertain an audience, have some fun and just have others have fun with them. Their goal is to grift every penny in the gutter and just passively milk mentally ill paypiggies. Everything is sanitized, dare you not offend anyone, everything is super serious business and its fucking bullshit. At least over here i can say what i like and just not care. Sanitization and monetization straight up kill comedy.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It's funny until you realize the majority of his jokes are just stolen from Redbar.

Here's a clip were Jesse gets a spanking from his internet daddy. Very similar to Warskis appearance on Redbar

Hence why Jesse and Tardski are perfect for each other.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

My suspension of disbelief broke right there. No one actually watches podawful

Ok I admit it im not a person truth is im a Kinochet sock. Watch out buddy you are going on twitter!

Jesse really has a special power. He's able to take an unlikeable and unfunny faggot like Mike David, and somehow make his bits even worse. The work of a master.

You can tell a lot of a "comedian" by who their fans are with Redbar it's these low iq talentless losers in their mid 30's to 40's that just won't let shockjock radio die, Mersh, Jesse, Warski. Who believe they are just one good show from making it but they never are. *Car crashing sound effect*.

 

[Red Pilled Riker]

The gay roleplay thing was said by Perspicacity on a Scuffed Express, the show he does with Squire. I'm fairly certain. He tends to delete his streams and I don't think anyone would be archiving them, so we might be shit out of luck. It would have been around the time Godwinson got doxed by PPP and Warski I believe if anyone else wants to try and find it. Perspicacity YouTube Channel

There's probably a good amount of lore in there, but I hope no one hates themselves enough to even attempt to endure hours of Perspic to find it.

I'll just take Gator's word on it; he hears all and sees all.

 

[Monokuma]

@The Fatman Of The Opera

Godwinson said anyone with a KF account is retarded. How do you respond to your best friend's allegations?