Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 200 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 778 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 499 20.7%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 260 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,407
Anisa is just SO fit you guys, her doctor said her heart is not like normal people and is the largest and healthiest he’s ever seen!1!
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Right. I'm not a doctor but don't enlarged hearts usually mean early deaths? Only time I hear about them is because someone suddenly dropped dead at 30.
 
Anisa is just SO fit you guys, her doctor said her heart is not like normal people and is the largest and healthiest he’s ever seen!1!
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"I'm fitter than all of the creator clash contestants combined, fitter than any doctor has EVER seen; but still won't get into the ring because of muh concussions. doctor's orders, y'all; can't be helped, boohoo." *strokepose*
 
Right. I'm not a doctor but don't enlarged hearts usually mean early deaths? Only time I hear about them is because someone suddenly dropped dead at 30.
I thought so too.

According to the Mayo Clinic it is possible to have an enlarged heart from Aerobic exercise:
  • Aerobic exercise. In some athletes, the heart becomes enlarged as a response to frequent and prolonged exercise. Usually, this type of enlarged heart isn't considered a disease and doesn't need treatment.
But there is still a high possibility that she is lying since; A) there are 11 other causes that the Mayo Clinic lists for an enlarged heart before exercise, and B) it says “athlete” as well as “frequent and prolonged exercise” it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that this body type⬇️
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is not one which would fit that description.

Athletes work out everyday all day. Anisa would have to be binging large quantities of caloricaly dense foods to have that much body fat while also working out to that degree. So she is either a liar or a pig.
 
If, IF anything she said was true, why wouldn't she film any of the super impressive cardio routines she does?
She's a thot right? And there are gym thots that post "fitness" videos right? So why not videos of her jumping rope, or showing off flexibility, or filming her butt while she lifts?

Anisa is Amberlynn without the food addiction.
She really is. Always making shit up about how every Dr. she ever comes into contact with is just so "OMG, WOW" blown away by what a marvelous and ultra healthy specimen she is.
Anisa and Amberlynn belong in a museum for how groundbreaking and unique they both are.
 
thinking of her retarded OF videos, i faintly remember her imitating this gif here with her ridiculous clown tits:

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I don't save her pictures or videos (brrr!) but true Anisa curators will remember. what I want to say is, I'm sure THAT heavy lifting cardio video back then worked out her heart olympic discipline style. doctors are in awe!

GET IN THE RING, YOU SHOW OFF! PUT YOUR SUPERHUMAN POWERS TO THE TEST AND STOP BEING A COWARD!
all talk, but never the walk...
 
Been lurking since she wanted Ray gun dick

I miss when this thread wasn't just a bunch of fucking incels, yeah sure anisa was a horrible person, but she and Ian are just kind of fucking normal now? Like "Oh no! They're raising money for charity!". "oh no they have tattoos!" "Oh no she tweeted stuff!"

Now you have boxing experts and doctors coming in here saying she's lying just cause it's anisa. It ain't the same no more man...

Just let the thread die the peaceful death it deserves, it had a good run, love you!
 
Been lurking since she wanted Ray gun dick

I miss when this thread wasn't just a bunch of fucking incels, yeah sure anisa was a horrible person, but she and Ian are just kind of fucking normal now? Like "Oh no! They're raising money for charity!". "oh no they have tattoos!" "Oh no she tweeted stuff!"

Now you have boxing experts and doctors coming in here saying she's lying just cause it's anisa. It ain't the same no more man...

Just let the thread die the peaceful death it deserves, it had a good run, love you!
Ian please wash your hair more often and tell your husband to do the same. Actually just cut it off altogether -- that grease mullet is unsalvagable.
 
Ian changed his name to Jomha. He literally took his whore’s last name. He changed his life to getting punched while his wife sits it out with a doctor’s note. She just got called an ugly slut by Sam Hyde. Her life grows more hilarious in leaps and bounds. This is a sharmuta shaming thread sir please fuck off
 
Ian please wash your hair more often and tell your husband to do the same. Actually just cut it off altogether -- that grease mullet is unsalvagable.
Do not put that energy out on me please, I'd like to not look like a hick.

But for real these fags having a thread after living semi normal lives these last couple years is like Markiplier having a thread. Doesn't make any sense anymore imo.

I'd rather save the good jokes for people like Warski and Ralph.
 
Been lurking since she wanted Ray gun dick

I miss when this thread wasn't just a bunch of fucking incels, yeah sure anisa was a horrible person, but she and Ian are just kind of fucking normal now? Like "Oh no! They're raising money for charity!". "oh no they have tattoos!" "Oh no she tweeted stuff!"

Now you have boxing experts and doctors coming in here saying she's lying just cause it's anisa. It ain't the same no more man...

Just let the thread die the peaceful death it deserves, it had a good run, love you!
If you don't like the way the gorls in Beauty Parlor post then try some of the general threads. I'm sure they'll show you the way
(Out)
 
I miss when this thread wasn't just a bunch of fucking incels,
>muh incels
Making fun of retards on the iNTERNET is unisex. Get a more creative insult.
yeah sure anisa was a horrible person, but she and Ian are just kind of fucking normal now? Like "Oh no! They're raising money for charity!". "oh no they have tattoos!" "Oh no she tweeted stuff!"
>was a horrible person
She still is.
>kind of normal
lmao. They look like white trash, and if you actually would've looked at the pictures, you'd know this.
Now you have boxing experts and doctors coming in here saying she's lying just cause it's anisa. It ain't the same no more man...
Anisa lies constantly and is so speshul and "unique". Fuck off.
Just let the thread die the peaceful death it deserves, it had a good run, love you!
As long Anisa and her pet cuckold behave like lolcows, this thread is going to stay.

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>1st post
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Either it's Anisa, her pet cuckold or a troll. I hope that's Anisa, because that would be the most fun.
 
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but she and Ian are just kind of fucking normal now? Like "Oh no! They're raising money for charity!". "oh no they have tattoos!" "Oh no she tweeted stuff!"

Now you have boxing experts and doctors coming in here saying she's lying just cause it's anisa.
If you can look at them and think "they're normal now" then you need to get your eyes checked bud.
It's not that they have tattoos, it's that they have the shittiest tattoos money can buy while basically having no spending limit.
It's also not that their "raising money for charity" it's that Ian got the tiniest taste of masculinity from Sam Hyde but is in such hardcore denial about enjoying it, he set up an entire event to relive that moment, then put his wife in charge of it. Then they banned Sam from the event, despite him being the catalyst to the whole thing happening in the first place.
You don't need to be an expert in any field to know that Anisa is consistently full of shit. We don't think she's lying because it's Anisa, we think she's lying because she can't keep a story straight for more than two tweets and she contradicts herself constantly.

Either it's Anisa, her pet cuckold or a troll. I hope that's Anisa, because that would be the most fun.
I disagree. Ian acknowledging that his wife lusted for Raygun conjures up fun imagery. And the pure seethe off that message lines up with the image I have of him.
Well we can say for sure that it isn't any of her family members coming to defend her. They probably do read here and are apparently more inclined to contact her enemies than run defense. And really who could blame them? Their dad is dying a slow confusing death and this is a time the whole family should be coming together and supporting each other, so she starts showing her tits online and runs off to the U.S. to marry a cuck.
I really wonder which Jomha contacted Sam.
 
Anisa cries a big game to the internet about her daddy having Alzheimer’s, but she hasn’t seen the man in years. I wonder why? I wonder why she can’t spend his last years with him, caring for him, being there for the brief wisps of memory that surface, playing the music he remembers from his childhood. Helping relieve her mother for a few hours so she can take a break. Reminiscing with her siblings about their dad. Alzheimer’s is a horrible disease and it inevitably brings death, but it’s slow. The time you have with them can be all the more precious because you know it’s limited.

Then i realized, if someone asked Anisa why she doesn’t visit, she would say “he doesn’t remember me”. Because she is so self-centered, her father might as well be dead for all the use he is to her now.
 
If, IF anything she said was true, why wouldn't she film any of the super impressive cardio routines she does?
She's a thot right? And there are gym thots that post "fitness" videos right? So why not videos of her jumping rope, or showing off flexibility, or filming her butt while she lifts?
I realise that your questions were probably rhetorical, but it's just classic Anisa. She decides to reinvent herself as an x-thot, but actually doing x-thot things requires a modicum of effort, so instead she makes up humble brag stories and posts them on Twitter. Rinse and repeat.
 
I really wonder which Jomha contacted Sam.
I believe her youngest sister did. You know, the prettier one that Anisa is jealous of. The one who is married to the chad male that has a spine and not a cuck unlike Anisa, that sister. Sam did mentioned that one of the sisters reached out and started talking to him in which Anisa ended hearing about it from what I believe the superchats that caused her to throw a temper tantrum and ended her stream early just to tattletale to her mom all because her sibling was talking to Sam.
 
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