FIGGIN Repulsive Phil claims people have sex with him - A-logs CWC

[Alex Krycek]

If I'm not mistaken he and Maria had sex prior to Hus HIV status. He just pulled another mom incident when she wanted kids. Probably didn't want kids with another Italian just to show he's so Latinx... Or its a Freudian way of knowing he should not reproduce

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If you have a dick as small as his, can you even get it into someone? Or would he just be awkwardly frotting, leaving his partner feeling both unfulfilled and confused?

 

[Picklechu]

"People."

"Sex."

 

[Ray Streip]

What is it we've always said about people comparing themselves to CWC again?

Oh yeah, if you're doing it you're prooooooooobably not better off than he is (CWC has housing, actual real housing beats alleged sexcapades any day of the week).

 

[MMX]

Chris had sex with a hot latinx woman
Phil got figged by a fat italian cross dresser.
CWC wins
Phil also had cybersex with children against their will....just leaving that here

 

[Ryker]

Phil, bouncing and squeaking whilst you furiously pull at that microscopic excuse for a penis in "headmate space" does not count as a sexual encounter with "people". You're playing with yourself and given that it is you doing it, it is a disgusting practice. Stop it.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This topic has really pushed down my threshold for exactly how pathetic a human being can be.

A 30-year-old man thinks that the number of sexual encounters he's had is a barometer for life success, and by this token he concludes that he is more successful than Christian Weston Chandler.

There is not a house in the world with a front door large enough for me to let all those sinks in. Thank you, Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici, sincerely - no one can broaden my perspective on the human condition like you can.

 

[AnOminous]

A 30-year-old man thinks that the number of sexual encounters he's had is a barometer for life success, and by this token he concludes that he is more successful than Christian Weston Chandler.

Phil actually has no grasp on how utterly pathetic it is to be proud of being better than Chris-Chan, but even worse, to be proud of being better than Chris-Chan while being objectively worse in every possible way.

There is nothing Phil is better at than Chris.

 

[Ryker]

There is nothing Phil is better at than Chris.

Except at being an insufferable shit.

 

[Ruin]

Can we change the a log icon to Phil's potato face?

 

[DragoonSierra]

What is it we've always said about people comparing themselves to CWC again?

Oh yeah, if you're doing it you're prooooooooobably not better off than he is (CWC has housing, actual real housing beats alleged sexcapades any day of the week).

Phil actually has no grasp on how utterly pathetic it is to be proud of being better than Chris-Chan, but even worse, to be proud of being better than Chris-Chan while being objectively worse in every possible way.

There is nothing Phil is better at than Chris.

Manson had sex. So did Hitler

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Phil scratching your crotch because you have pubic lice or crotch fungus does not count as sex.

 

[Jack Haywood]

Unlike Phil, Chris isn't a homeless wreck.

 

[Staffy]

Unlike me, CWC has a house he can live in and he doesn't have to move around.

EDIT: Ninja'd at the worst possible time.

 

[Dr.Research]

Bragging about how much sex you can get... kinda stereotypically male of you there.

 

[Sammy]

Example of his recent sexual conquests.

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F5HIWzpU.jpg&hash=3f4f5ffc11c637681f3692e4dfb9ee13

I'd hit it.

With a table leg until it stopped moving.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I'm sure he'll get all the sexy lesbian wimminz now that he has a gun. That makes him like a badass now, right? :V

Spoiler: Phil's life coach seen here agreeing with you

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Unlike CWC...ADF feels self-conscious about himself and has to remind people he's better than CWC.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I can't tell if this is Philthy trying to take the spotlight of attention away from Chris because of the second name change, or if it's Philthy trying to take the spotlight of attention away from Chris because several people actually praised Chris for the second name change as a rare act of getting shit done of his own volition...we think.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

If only Facebook had optimistic ratings...