Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Lol Dalton did a video showing the snow and had a glob of mayo on his face
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Vi0l3t said:
Lol Dalton did a video showing the snow and had a glob of mayo on his face
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When he's not showing his bowlegs, he might pass for just trashy. Those things take him over the top into derp territory then when you add in his Facebook comments, yeah, he's extremely retarded.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
Wonder when the funeral will be or if they will just cremate her? They are doing an autopsy which can take a while I think.
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Why are they doing an autopsy is the question. I think dumbass Dalton was wrong about that. Unless her death was super suspicious, they just rolled her on down to the morgue to wait on the funeral home.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
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Awh, Kimmies pet retard has on his super special hi-vis autism outfit. I wonder if he's playing fireman or soldier today? The mayo looks like he's trying to relive the good times he had in jail.
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Why are they doing an autopsy is the question. I think dumbass Dalton was wrong about that. Unless her death was super suspicious, they just rolled her on down to the morgue to wait on the funeral home.
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Sometimes they'll do an autopsy if the person dies suddenly and outside a doctor's care. It varies by state but generally, they may do one if they didn't die in a hospital/hospice situation, under a doctor's care or the deceased doesn't have a doctor who can sign off on the cause of death if you die suddenly at home (example: your grandpa dies, you contact his primary care physician, who signs off on the death because he had a bad heart or COPD or something else that likely attributed to his death).

In this instance, I doubt Mom here had a PCP and she didn't die at a hospital, having been dead I think when found.
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Why are they doing an autopsy is the question. I think dumbass Dalton was wrong about that. Unless her death was super suspicious, they just rolled her on down to the morgue to wait on the funeral home.
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Not sure how it works in Arkansas, but in at least two states if you die suddenly or unexpectedly, even when it looks like natural causes, they'll generally do an autopsy. If the person is being treated for idk, a heart problem or kidney failure, and their regular physician knows about it, it can be skipped, or if they're 90 and just drop dead, but if they're relatively young with no known potentially fatal issues, they get an autopsy.

Granted linda was certainly unhealthy, but it could be routine if there's nothing that made it look like that one condition was going to be fatal soon.

ETA: NINJA'D!!
 
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Your Favorite New Friend said:
One should be cautious when making generalizations, doubly so when making generalizations about what Asian people will eat. There's just less cheese in East Asian food, but they're not afraid to mix it up. Whenever you feel like looking down your nose at other people's food choices just Google Taiwanese Pizza.

Cheesy oyster goodness:
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I won't lie, I'd have a bloody good try of the Pearl Tapioca Milk Tea pizza. It sounds weird but oddly enticing. No idea why it seems to be $280, though!

Thomas Eugene Paris said:
Yeah, intellectually, I know you're right, but there's a tiny part of me that is a total softy and thinks that everyone, even Linda, was a child once, who had so much potential and deserved to be cherished. It doesn't excuse her behavior as a mother, but it makes me sad. All of the Sammieverse characters do. They're roundly horrible people, but at one point, they were babies who could have grown up in a different life.

It makes me think of a favorite passage from a favorite book, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, which chronicles the coming of age of a girl in Brooklyn at the turn of the 20th century. In an early chapter, Francie Nolan, the protagonist, sees a decrepit old man and wonders about his past.

He was a baby once. He must have been sweet and clean and his mother kissed his little pink toes. Maybe when it thundered at night she came to his crib and fixed his blanket better and whispered that he mustn't be afraid, that mother was here. Then she picked him up and put her cheek on his head and said that he was her own sweet baby. He might have been a boy like my brother, running in and out of the house and slamming the door. And while his mother scolded him she was thinking that maybe he'll be president some day. Then he was a young man, strong and happy. When he walked down the street, the girls smiled and turned to watch him. He smiled back and maybe he winked at the prettiest one. I guess he must have married and had children and they thought he was the most wonderful papa in the world the way he worked hard and bought them toys for Christmas. Now his children are getting old too, like him, and they have children and nobody wants the old man any more and they are waiting for him to die. But he don't want to die. He wants to keep living even though he's so old and there's nothing to be happy about anymore.


I was with you on the shrimp Alfredo, but this is sacrilege!
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Agreed. I often look at certain cows or awful people in crime podcasts etc and think about how they were loved as little children. It tweaks my softfag bone to think of innocent and loved little ones ending up as awful adults, especially if their shitty behaviour perpetuates into the next generation. It's a crying shame that Aidean probably has the same dreams as any other boy his age (basically being whatever he wants to be) and the poor little lad will never reach that potential. It would be lovely to think that he could break free from that!

(speaking of being a softfag, Nutella Baby didn't make me cry but that book passage you shared bloody well did!)
 
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Precocious Halfwit said:
(speaking of being a softfag, Nutella Baby didn't make me cry but that book passage you shared bloody well did!)
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I remember that passage, and it always struck me that it’s a very self centered one coming from the main character. She doesn’t know this man’s life or relationships, but as a young person just starting out in life that’s her perception.
 
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Precocious Halfwit said:
Agreed. I often look at certain cows or awful people in crime podcasts etc and think about how they were loved as little children. It tweaks my softfag bone to think of innocent and loved little ones ending up as awful adults, especially if their shitty behaviour perpetuates into the next generation. It's a crying shame that Aidean probably has the same dreams as any other boy his age (basically being whatever he wants to be) and the poor little lad will never reach that potential. It would be lovely to think that he could break free from that!

(speaking of being a softfag, Nutella Baby didn't make me cry but that book passage you shared bloody well did!)
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No one has ever loved any of these people while they were children. Not loved for being small humans who need to be helped to become happy big humans. Children are a means to an end for these people. They're unhappy accidents. They're bargaining chips to use against your current and past partners. They're welfare checks, and small slaves you can make fetch your Dr Pepper and weed vape when you don't feel like getting up off the mattress. They're little punching bags you can take out your frustration on. There isn't a single child from a main Sammieverse character who is unconditionally loved, supported, encouraged and protected by their parents. You can see it in Sammies complete neglect, and her open indifference to her daughter. JJ and Austin haven't seen their kids in how long? And DHS is a constant presence in Kims life, and she's STILL not taking care of Aiden. Kristie and Steven have a completely dysfunctional, abusive relationship as adults now. It's horrific, and it's sad. Literally all it takes to break these cycles is one person. And it's been literal generations of this shit with these retards. It's hopeless at this point. The donkey brain is so bred into them, I legit don't think they could become good parents if they tried.

Looney Troons said:
Is it OK that I don’t think Sammie’s sister is all that hideous? Maybe it’s because the rest of the gallery on display is horrific, but Sabrina doesn’t urge me to grab an ice cream scooper and rid myself of my vision
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Give it a year or two. Once she's had the first kid and her engagement falls apart and she starts that single mom/CNA shift work life, she's probably going straight into the gutter physically.
 
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