Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

I never really paid much attention to the Kino Casino aside from the occasional glances, but I can't help but feel like the whole thing is some kind of cautionary tale.

Say what you will about him, but at first, it seemed like Andy was getting his act together. He got off the coke, participated in some sanctioned fights he trained for, and started a brand new show with some actual effort put into it. They had a cute little gimmick with the casino branding, used appropriate stock footage and segment transitions, and even dressed up for the part as if they really were dealers at a high-class casino. Again, I never paid much attention to it; I think I only watched one or two episodes because they had Mister Metokur as a guest, but I could appreciate what they were trying to do and wished them well.

Much later, Mister Metokur featured some clips from their later streams and the difference is between night and day. Gone are the dealer costumes, gone are the sets and lighting, and Andy is either high on coke, drunk on alcohol, or both. At some point, they just stopped giving a shit and as far as I know, they stopped streaming altogether and now their channel got nuked.

I don't blame people for wanting to quit; sometimes you have to know when it's time to hang up your hat and find something else to do. But They could have at least made an official announcement about their intentions; it's a common courtesy that any YouTuber worth their salt should give to their subscribers.
 
Ashton and Andy were pretty dumb for not just continuing the stream on comfy and odysee
even if it drops their income by a fourth that day, i mean it's better than nothing, better than zero. whats the pointing of having alt platfoms if you dont use them
i think viva frei and barnes use that exclusively now. they stream on youtube for the first 30 minutes then move to rumble afterwards.
 
Fucking crazy how mismanaged youtube is that they let an automated ban system take down a channel with over 10k subs that was probably making them a few thousand a year in superchats over a few dozen faggots false reporting
KC got all of their donations through third party websites, not actual superchats. JewTube wasn't making shit off of them.
 
KC got all of their donations through third party websites, not actual superchats. JewTube wasn't making shit off of them.
honesty Kino casino was probably the perfect show to not stream on youtube, i mean their paying fans are willing to use an alt superchat platform to pay them, they likely would still follow them to their other platforms.
 
If they where reliant on youtube. The show wasn't good enough in the first place. Gunt seem to be managing just fine. If they are supposed to be the antithesis to him this would be a minor inconvenience. If they are not viewbotting there should be enough of an audience to bring over somewhere else. If not KC viewers are to "special" to do so for some reason. It's obvious that a show like this can't live on youtube.
To be fair, though he lived up to his "can't abort the retort" catchphrase, Ralph had been around long enough with the top brand left from bloodsports, and was established as the show for autright ecelebs to appear on, that it helped keep him afloat through the worst. Then he had groyper/AF support that helped a lot, and which he was smart enough to schmooze up to, once Cozy was a thing. And he had periods where his show was much worse than the worst casinos, too boring and bad for even alogs to cover, but he had his devoted pigs to carry him through cuz of the forementioned factors
After everything that has happened over the past few months, our benevolent British baronet is still willing to wrap his arms 1/4 of the way around his obese lover's gunted body. The greatest love story ever told.
A Godwinson/PPP surprise reunion & Golden Gunts is what needs to happen, but won't. Just think, PPP could even realize his ambition for a musical episode with Asaleiri involved, if he just did the necessary
KC was a really useful tool for the farms, they were able to stir up the cows in a more public light. It’s like hating the farm hand who milks the cows Because he’s ugly, he still brought you delicious milk.
Yes, the happenings we got since the Gunt/Warski split wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for the simple fact of the new pairing causing such seethe in Ralph, and then Jaden's interview causing catboy catastrophes like Fuentes musical meltdown. Everyone was also hating on Ralph so much at the time of Flamenco's exposure, that him being the only one to cover it at the time might've prevented it from playing out in the hilariously self destructive way it did for Flam
 
Don't they get removed like once a month and they're back and running the next week?
 
If you are missing the Kino Casino content, hopefully this will help hold you over

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I never really paid much attention to the Kino Casino aside from the occasional glances, but I can't help but feel like the whole thing is some kind of cautionary tale.

Say what you will about him, but at first, it seemed like Andy was getting his act together. He got off the coke, participated in some sanctioned fights he trained for, and started a brand new show with some actual effort put into it. They had a cute little gimmick with the casino branding, used appropriate stock footage and segment transitions, and even dressed up for the part as if they really were dealers at a high-class casino. Again, I never paid much attention to it; I think I only watched one or two episodes because they had Mister Metokur as a guest, but I could appreciate what they were trying to do and wished them well.

Much later, Mister Metokur featured some clips from their later streams and the difference is between night and day. Gone are the dealer costumes, gone are the sets and lighting, and Andy is either high on coke, drunk on alcohol, or both. At some point, they just stopped giving a shit and as far as I know, they stopped streaming altogether and now their channel got nuked.

I don't blame people for wanting to quit; sometimes you have to know when it's time to hang up your hat and find something else to do. But They could have at least made an official announcement about their intentions; it's a common courtesy that any YouTuber worth their salt should give to their subscribers.
All I really wanted out of the sektur was to get more PPP and Godwinson after the Simpspiracy it was genuinely entertaining and perfectly encapsulated the hilarious kayfabe nature of Internet Blood Sports. If you had told me that I'd get a show that had PPP on it, streaming for hours with good audio and a bunch of guests I'd be so happy.

And it was a very good show for the first four or five episodes.. But it got stale quite quickly and I noticed that they weren't reading out superchats. I sent one pretending to be Warskis babysitter who molested him and he took my money but didn't read it. What a faggot. It's a shame because they have the talent to make a show, they're just too lazy. I'm not a big Warski fan but he can manage OBS and react to crazy happenings well enough.

PPP has completely ballooned up fatter than he ever has been. He's a very sick man. It's disappointing and a huge let down that the show ended up basically just becoming Twisted Mind - I'd say that the episodes of Twisted Mind with PPP on them are funnier than contemporary episodes of the Kino Casino.
 
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I see them likely to relocate to another streaming platform despite their ban hammering on Susan’s site. Despite the decline in quality of their show, the false flag that took their page down is quite gay to be honest. Coldest day of the year they get taken down, pretty ironic actually. Well hopefully Ashton has enough body fat to make it through this harsh winter, because it is fucking cold outside.
 
I didnt realize PPP was such a fan of Chinese food.
Chinese food you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAD4X0ARZJw
Edit: Hit enter while writing. To hell with these retards their show was even less funny than cokesky and crylar. I'm not about the retards flagging but I don't like these faggots so I just don't watch. The sektor as a whole has become really unfunny and feels smaller, much like the rest of the modern web.
 
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