Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[S.C.U.D.]

Personally I see Fatshit more like a modern-era DSP or Wings. A Ragecow.

Rick would never admit "I can't do it no more, man" though, and as much as we joke about Pat's weight I don't think he'll ever be Wings-level obese.

 

[Maude Snew]

We will probably never have another Chrischan.

Pat to reach that level of pure bliss would he'd have to lose literally everything to Quasi, have a mental break down unlike the world have ever seen, turn trans, then get trolled by a psycho woman in college to rape his mother and wife before trying to set Hooli's on fire. Could you imagine that trial?

"NO, CHILD! THAT DID NOT HAPPEN! I WAS FINGER PAINTING IN MY ROOM WHEN THE FIRES STARTED. NO, CHILD! WRONG IN EVERY DETAIL AGAIN, CHILD! I TRIPPED AND FELL ON MY MOTHER WHEN MY PANTS FELL. THERE WAS NO RAPE. WE JUST LAUGHED IT OFF!"

Also he'd need to have sex with his mom and we all know Rick's too fat to get any.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I can't imagine why people never get tired of tweeting at him. This was within the last two hours, today.

 

[Sammich]

Every lolcow is called the new Chris-chan eventually. Personally I see Fatshit more like a modern-era DSP or Wings. A Ragecow.

I will not abide this DSP slander, my boy DSP makes money at least. And DSP isn't a fat faggot with bitch tits. No blackmen are farting in his wife's vagina, at least not with his knowledge.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Big day for Patbros, even after his oopsie doodles threatening to kill his daughter, his Chinese handgun is safe:

Also:

 

[whore loving dragon]

Every lolcow is called the new Chris-chan eventually. Personally I see Fatshit more like a modern-era DSP or Wings. A Ragecow.

I don't even know who to compare Patrick to. One of a kind. He is clearly very autistic, like Chris, but not as stupid. I would say his particular combination of autism and "reddit-range" IQ is what makes him so funny. He is just functional enough to make his frequent catastrophic failures a hilarious deviation from the norm, rather than droll business as usual like with Chris.

There is also a bit of Brianna Wu in him, in the sense that his whole identity is built around self-victimization.

 

[Meat Target]

I don't even know who to compare Patrick to. One of a kind. He is clearly very autistic, like Chris, but not as stupid. I would say his particular combination of autism and "reddit-range" IQ is what makes him so funny. He is just functional enough to make his frequent catastrophic failures a hilarious deviation from the norm, rather than droll business as usual like with Chris.

There is also a bit of Brianna Wu in him, in the sense that his whole identity is built around self-victimization.

He has plenty of Dunning-Kruger.

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

For me what makes a lolcow is their neverending ability to sabotage themselves. Every step they take results in them stepping on a rake. Pat is one of the rare few who I would say cleanly fits the definition of a lolcow. People like Brianna Wu may have threads here for being deranged weirdos but they do have elements of success in their life: steady income, social circle, some minor wins here and there, etc. Pat however has none of these - everything he has done has failed to advance his standing as an author, and in the process he's racked up a huge amount of debt with a frivolous lawsuit and drawn more negative attention to himself. He's even failed at being a professional victim.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

lmao. As I said in the meta thread about the lock over here, Fatrick is a fine cow but the OnA guys have no perspective about him. He doesn't even rate compared to the violent dysfunction of Chris, Ralph, Yaniv, Keffals, fuck, he's not even as straight up wild as Terry Davis. And he's also nowhere near as accomplished as Terry.

Call me back when he crayon-draws a comic about PSTville.

More likely he draws a comic about Elon.

 

[AprilRains]

Patrick just took another L. How long will it be before he claims another swatting incident? Usually it's within a day.

As far as I know, I was wrong about this.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

On O&A they're saying Fatrick is the new Chris Chan. I agree except I think Fatrick is funnier because you can laugh as much as you want at him and you'll never feel bad about it. Chris is kind of pathetic and you feel for him but Fatrick's entire existence and everything he says and does is infuriating.

Remidner that Chris Chan had a higher GPA and went further in college than Fatrick.

 

[delite]

Fatrick interacting with a normie he is a true psycho

 

[TerminalTryHard]

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Fatrick interacting with a normie he is a true psycho

It must be so weird interacting with him without context. We're all used to this behavior but imagine being some normie and you disagree with someone only to have them respond with "Shhhh, little one.". It's not just that he's an asshole but he has to be an asshole in the weirdest fucking ways.

 

[FinnSven]

Also he'd need to have sex with his mom and we all know Rick's too fat to get any.

I strongly believe that Fat’s mother is his most vicious and evil troll.

I should think that even if she was enfeebled and dementia ridden, she would still humiliate Fatrick with mean words should he try to rape her.

Remidner that Chris Chan had a higher GPA and went further in college than Fatrick.

Sonichu probably also has more fans and dedicated readers than Fatrick’s novels.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

The way that people go on twitter and just look for the latest thing to be mad and about is so insane to me, and he does it every single day of his life. Who would do that to themselves?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Is that pepperoni processed? If it's processed I don't want it."

"Stalker child, that is an eleven pound whole slab of black boy meat. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several little black boys, emulsified, liquified, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined into an unholy meat obelisk, child. God had no hand the creation of this abhorrence, child. The fact that this hood meat obelisk exists proves God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in His kingdom. This prism of pepperoni is more than baby hoodrat meat, child. It is a physical declaration of my contempt for the natural order. It is my hubris made manifest. It also comes in a lower sodium variety if you'd prefer that, stalker. Prison awaits you after this."

 

[Gender Fluids BLEVE]

You will never be a real sci-fi author. You have no imagination, you have no talent for writing, you have no fans. You are a homosexual man twisted by internet trivia and pop media into a crude mockery of genre fiction.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your former publisher is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your lack of twitter clout behind closed doors.

Avid readers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of consuming quality books have allowed readers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even your stories that “pass” for the first few pages read as stilted and uninteresting. Your prose structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a soy boy to buy your book, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of the police report where you threatened to kill your ex-wife and infant daughter.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself the "stalkers" are going to jail, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight (of your fatness).

Since you forgot to finish it, I finished it for you:

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll call the cops on yourself again, answer the door with your bathrobe open, charge at the police while screaming effeminately, and get tased in your flacid micropenis until your heart stops. Your wife's bucks will find you, unconcerned but relieved that they no longer need to synchronize their high-fiber meals with your Hooligan's visits. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fat faggot with bitch tits is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a little girl that called a more worthy man "dad."

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[siegemeister675]

Remidner that Chris Chan had a higher GPA and went further in college than Fatrick.

Fatrick is neurotypical he's just an idiot who deliberately chooses to be an absolute piece of shit.

 

[Sarn’t]

"Is that pepperoni processed? If it's processed I don't want it."

"Stalker child, that is an eleven pound whole slab of black boy meat. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several little black boys, emulsified, liquified, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined into an unholy meat obelisk, child. God had no hand the creation of this abhorrence, child. The fact that this hood meat obelisk exists proves God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in His kingdom. This prism of pepperoni is more than baby hoodrat meat, child. It is a physical declaration of my contempt for the natural order. It is my hubris made manifest. It also comes in a lower sodium variety if you'd prefer that, stalker. Prison awaits you after this."

Pat could never dream of writing something as detailed as this. Has anyone actually bothered doing a deep dive on the entirety of one of his books or has no man dared going past about five pages of dreck?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Fatrick is neurotypical he's just an idiot who deliberately chooses to be an absolute piece of shit.

I think there is something wrong with his ability to comprehend reality and process stimuli. No sane person would behave like this for so long.