Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[PinkDancingDogs]

Wow, asian chick with fnd larping as a sometimes cognitively challenged/c5 paraplegic was an interesting read. She seems to only occasionally post from actual drs/hospitals. Only surgery seems to be the mals surgery. Does it feel a little bit fetishy to anyone else?

FYI she's favorited tubie pads things and tube clips on her etsy account. Tube coming soon?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Also, he gives trazodone to anxious and aggressive dogs. He drugs his clients.

That's terrible. She's obviously too lazy to walk her high energy dogs. When people give sedatives to their kids when they want stimulation and the parent doesn't want to deal with that, we call it abuse.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

That's terrible. She's obviously too lazy to walk her high energy dogs. When people give sedatives to their kids when they want stimulation and the parent doesn't want to deal with that, we call it abuse.

It's worse than that. These aren't their dogs.
Elias and their partner Jaye run a dog training business called HeroicK9s, and they claim to specialize in treating dog aggression and other behavioral issues despite having no formal training whatsoever. Turns out their magic solution is trazodone. I have no idea how they're even getting access to this, since it's supposed to be prescription only.
It's more like a preschool teacher sedating their kids, who the parents trusted them to care for, with random black market drugs.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

It's worse than that. These aren't their dogs.
Elias and their partner Jaye run a dog training business called HeroicK9s, and they claim to specialize in treating dog aggression and other behavioral issues despite having no formal training whatsoever. Turns out their magic solution is trazodone. I have no idea how they're even getting access to this, since it's supposed to be prescription only.
It's more like a preschool teacher sedating their kids, who the parents trusted them to care for, with random black market drugs.

She's just giving them meds not prescribed by the dog's vets? Is that even legal? Agreed, that is a better comparison. Fucking terrible. There are places with fenced properties in the woods with wooded trails where high energy dogs can burn their energy while off leash.

 

[VagueMantis]

You, in specific, will never be getting a request filled because unlike everyone else who takes my lack of response as a response in itself, you decided to re-send the message. Clearly it had to be an oversight right? There's no way I just didn't want to do the work and didn't feel like I owed you an explanation! I should be jumping at the chance to fill this demand of yours, enthusiastically dropping everything else I'm working on so that you can get some laughs, right? So you sent it again. And when I said no, you decided to rattle my cage and bring up my real life employment and ask me a bunch of questions about shit that happened three years ago. And I still tried to be diplomatic and just say I wasn't interested when she came up in the thread and you still can't take that for an answer. So here is my answer!!! I hope this has cleared things up for you!!!!!

You claim to be autistic or on the spectrum, correct? Do you deal with black and white thinking? I’m not impacted by either but I do struggle with black and white thinking. So yea, I do appreciate you “clearing things up for me”. Can you understand that concept rather than assume I was remessaging you as a vendetta, as selfish for the purpose of laughs or whatever else you come up with? My brain went to “you did not see the first message I sent because you are one of the top contributors on the thread.” It wasn’t remessaged to you for anything beyond that. As far as continuing to clear things up with you, I was asking why you weren’t interested in her in case you had information relating to the possibility that any of her claims/accusations/diagnosis had any legitimacy to them before I tried to recruit someone else to help do a timeline for her with all the archived content. It was because you said she was both “2000% full of shit” and “I’m not interested in timelining her” in the same comment. Black and white thinking applicable again: is she faking or is she not? I own that black and white thinking is super fucking obnoxious and apologize for it. Now I’m aware that your silence was just your MO so it won’t happen again.

 

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Turns out their magic solution is trazodone. I have no idea how they're even getting access to this, since it's supposed to be prescription only.

Trazodone isn't a controlled substance and you can get whatever you want from sketchy lab supply companies.

Honestly I love this.

"Is your dog acting aggressive?"

"We've got the special pill for him! We'll snow that bad bitch right the fuck out. He'll sleep all the fucking time now!"

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

You claim to be autistic or on the spectrum, correct? Do you deal with black and white thinking? I’m not impacted by either but I do struggle with black and white thinking. So yea, I do appreciate you “clearing things up for me”. Can you understand that concept rather than assume I was remessaging you as a vendetta, as selfish for the purpose of laughs or whatever else you come up with? My brain went to “you did not see the first message I sent because you are one of the top contributors on the thread.” It wasn’t remessaged to you for anything beyond that. As far as continuing to clear things up with you, I was asking why you weren’t interested in her in case you had information relating to the possibility that any of her claims/accusations/diagnosis had any legitimacy to them before I tried to recruit someone else to help do a timeline for her with all the archived content. It was because you said she was both “2000% full of shit” and “I’m not interested in timelining her” in the same comment. Black and white thinking applicable again: is she faking or is she not? I own that black and white thinking is super fucking obnoxious and apologize for it. Now I’m aware that your silence was just your MO so it won’t happen again.

Referring to yourself as autistic is a joke on this site bc it must take some autistic traits to put all the effort into chronicling a certain internet personality or phenomenon for a long time.
I think Kate Farms is mostly venting about wanting no part of vendettas which are really common on reddit/discord etc. Not that you specifically are guilty of it. Just that she's trying to avoid them in general. The vendettas and gay ops can go crazy far like a rabbit hole! Like the nonbinary vulva reddit girl.
Most likely she is faking bc it's become this whole toxic online subculture with even corporate sponsors like WeBe, Vogmasks, Vibration packs etc. That's the assumption I come with anyways. But KateFarms is good about picking up individual falsehoods so no one can say that there are legit physical issues in there.

 

[$hakerattle]

It's worse than that. These aren't their dogs.
Elias and their partner Jaye run a dog training business called HeroicK9s, and they claim to specialize in treating dog aggression and other behavioral issues despite having no formal training whatsoever. Turns out their magic solution is trazodone. I have no idea how they're even getting access to this, since it's supposed to be prescription only.
It's more like a preschool teacher sedating their kids, who the parents trusted them to care for, with random black market drugs.

That makes me a little MATI, not gonna lie. Trazodone can be a useful tool in moderation but it should be paired with a behavior modification plan. If a dog can benefit from a daily medication, then it's better to work with a vet behaviorist and try something like fluoxetine. Won't PL but I do have a lot of experience in this particular area, which is also why animal abuse and these fake service dogs get me MATI as well. Trazodone is more of a situational medication vs a daily medication, but a lot of lazy people would prefer to drug dogs into a false compliance than actually work towards any real behavior modification.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

You claim to be autistic or on the spectrum, correct? Do you deal with black and white thinking? I’m not impacted by either but I do struggle with black and white thinking. So yea, I do appreciate you “clearing things up for me”. Can you understand that concept rather than assume I was remessaging you as a vendetta, as selfish for the purpose of laughs or whatever else you come up with? My brain went to “you did not see the first message I sent because you are one of the top contributors on the thread.” It wasn’t remessaged to you for anything beyond that. As far as continuing to clear things up with you, I was asking why you weren’t interested in her in case you had information relating to the possibility that any of her claims/accusations/diagnosis had any legitimacy to them before I tried to recruit someone else to help do a timeline for her with all the archived content. It was because you said she was both “2000% full of shit” and “I’m not interested in timelining her” in the same comment. Black and white thinking applicable again: is she faking or is she not? I own that black and white thinking is super fucking obnoxious and apologize for it. Now I’m aware that your silence was just your MO so it won’t happen again.

Holy shit. I don't have autism or "black and white thinking' I just don't fucking owe you shit.
She's faking, it's obvious, I don't go after every faker I see, but surely not when someone is as invested as you are in seeing me say some shit about it.

 

[VagueMantis]

Holy shit. I don't have autism or "black and white thinking' I just don't fucking owe you shit.
She's faking, it's obvious, I don't go after every faker I see, but surely not when someone is as invested as you are in seeing me say some shit about it.

Interesting because you’ve claimed it multiple times. So it’s fitting that you reacted with “autistic” on my previous comment because that’s exactly what you’ve claimed yourself multiple times. It’s not a bad thing. It’s probably a good reason you are so talented at writing, documenting both with both your profession and hobby of timelining here.

 

[Battery Low]

Referring to yourself as autistic is a joke on this site bc it must take some autistic traits to put all the effort into chronicling a certain internet personality or phenomenon for a long time.

It's literally this you psycho

 

[MadDisaster]

Interesting because you’ve claimed it multiple times. So it’s fitting that you reacted with “autistic” on my previous comment because that’s exactly what you’ve claimed yourself multiple times. It’s not a bad thing. It’s probably a
reason you are so talented at writing, documenting both with both your profession and hobby of timelining here.

I think you might be coming across as more rude than you intend. It's best to let the subject drop. The main thing to remember is that even though a person might be a faker or munchie, they still might not be interesting, appealing, or inspiring for a stranger to dig into them and write about them. It's a big ask of time, research, and work to ask someone else to write about your pet curiosity.

 

[PinkDancingDogs]

I think you might be coming across as more rude than you intend. It's best to let the subject drop. The main thing to remember is that even though a person might be a faker or munchie, they still might not be interesting, appealing, or inspiring for a stranger to dig into them and write about them. It's a big ask of time, research, and work to ask someone else to write about your pet curiosity.

I don't know....I'd kinda like to see VagueMantis get bitch slapped a little more. He/she/it should definitely share some personal information about themselves. (I jest, no one cares.)

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

I fucking hate Web 3.0 posters like @VagueMantis. Of which, your persistence and defensiveness coupled with This post has me questioning your reasoning behind such behavior

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

edited not come across as crude to a personality trait.

get fucked, here's the original post and the attachment.


Archive everything, kiwibros.

 

[TheBigZee]

@VagueMantis - If you need help archiving and timelining this person just ask for help from the people who do it regularly. Using an app to download instagram videos, or a site to download tiktoks, or archive.ph, or simple screenshots doesn't require an advanced degree in computer science. It's good to know how to do these things in general anyways and if nothing else you learn a little bit about how the shit you own/use works.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Isn't trazodone the thing that knocks you out in minutes after eating one?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I think you might be coming across as more rude than you intend. It's best to let the subject drop. The main thing to remember is that even though a person might be a faker or munchie, they still might not be interesting, appealing, or inspiring for a stranger to dig into them and write about them. It's a big ask of time, research, and work to ask someone else to write about your pet curiosity.

Spoiler: a newfag guide to NYPA

Entertainment is so ubiquitous in the digital age that it's easy to forget the amount of work that goes into producing it. Understandable, but developing a sense of entitlement is never a good look. Specific to the field of lolcow watching, lolcows only really produce a small amount of entertaining material amid mountains of utter boring drivel, and they wouldn't be interesting if people weren't curating it, which makes it accessible enough that more people make jokes/commentary about it or using it as a basis for conversation. We crowdsource yes, but a thread on the Farms often lives or dies largely due to the efforts of one or two dedicated autists (not necessarily literal ones, for the uninitiated) who take a particular interest in a subject, which can be for a million reasons. We do have a strong culture of not getting overly personal or invested when it comes to lolcows, and will ridicule gay vendettas or personal army requests. However, what some people don't get is that we don't care if your reason for an interest in the cow is personal or if you do have some kind of gay vendetta against them, if you can shut the fuck up about it, let them be the star of the show on their own merits and generate content by curating their antics to post here yourself, we'll be happy to laugh at them with you if we get interested. Dropping a name with little else and hoping we'll mock them for you won't get the same response. "Not your personal army" and "OP is a faggot" got to be memes for a reason.

tl;dr some faggots could do with lurking more.

 

[Oracular Slug]

Isn't trazodone the thing that knocks you out in minutes after eating one?

That depends, at least in humans some unlucky fucks (me) get stuck with the reverse of anxiously bouncing off the walls. If that can happen in dogs, well, I don’t see anything good happening!

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Isn't trazodone the thing that knocks you out in minutes after eating one?

yeahhh my only experience with it is after my crackerjack of a dog tried to launch herself over a pool gate so she could go for a swim immediately post-spay. Knocked her clear on her ass but it was impressed upon us that this was kind of an emergency deal, not a long-term solution for my dog being 40 lbs of muscle and bad ideas.