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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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The baby thing is a myth based on one report from 1791. And other rare cases seem super fishy like, where the mother left the baby outside in her pram

With that said still shouldn't leave a cat alone with a baby, or even a young child for both their safety.

However cats have killed adult humans, but it's by a bite that has got infected

Late that night Hungry Joe dreamed that Huple's cat was sleeping on his face, suffocating him, and when he woke up, Huple's cat was sleeping on his face. His agony was terrifying, the piercing, unearthly howl with which he split the moonlit dark vibrating in its own impact for seconds afterward like a devastating shock. A numbing silence followed, and then a riotous din rose from inside his tent.

Yossarian was among the first ones there. When he burst through the entrance, Hungry Joe had his gun out and was struggling to wrench his arm free from Huple to shoot the cat, who kept spitting and feinting at him ferociously to distract him from shooting Huple. Both humans were in their GI underwear. The unfrosted light bulb overhead was swinging crazily on its loose wire, and the jumbled black shadows kept swirling and bobbing chaotically, so that the entire tent seemed to be reeling. Yossarian reached out instinctively for balance and then launched himself forward in a prodigious dive that crushed the three combatants to the ground beneath him. He emerged from the melee with the scruff of a neck in each hand - Hungry Joe's neck and the cat's. Hungry Joe and the cat glared at each other savagely. The cat spat viciously at Hungry Joe, and Hungry Joe tried to hit it with a haymaker.

"A fair fight," Yossarian decreed, and all the others who had come running to the uproar in horror began cheering ecstatically in a tremendous overflow of relief. "We'll have a fair fight," he explained officially to Hungry Joe and the cat after he had carried them both outside, still holding them apart by the scruffs of their necks. "Fists, fangs and claws. But no guns," he warned Hungry Joe. "And no spitting," he warned the cat sternly. "When I turn you both loose, go. Break clean in the clinches and come back fighting. Go!"

There was a huge, giddy crowd of men who were avid for any diversion, but the cat turned chicken the moment Yossarian released him and fled from Hungry Joe ignominiously like a yellow dog. Hungry Joe was declared the winner. He swaggered away happily with the proud smile of a champion, his shriveled head high and his emaciated chest out. He went back to bed victorious and dreamed again that Huple's cat was sleeping on his face, suffocating him.

...

"They've got all my pals, haven't they? The only ones left are me and Hungry Joe." He tingled with dread as he saw the chaplain's face go pale.

"Chaplain, what is it?"

"Hungry Joe was killed."

"God, no! On a mission?"

"He died in his sleep while having a dream. They found a cat on his face."

"Poor bastard," Yossarian said, and began to cry, hiding his tears in the crook of his shoulder.

-- Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

Anyway, I saw this at Barnes & Nobles yesterday:

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Funny, there was another calendar nearly all about that dog's main protein source:

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Stop glorifying these monsters.
 
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Nice sidebar in that first article. Meet the surely aptly named Cookie-Doe. That dog is moments away from activating its laser eyes.
There was a lot of discussion about adding American bulldogs to the banned breeds list in the UK (there are currently only 4). I can only imagine this is going to get it raised in parliament again.
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This adorable little soul (aptly called ‘Beast’) killed a 10 year old but surely no one could have predicted such a thing.
 
So there was dog of pitbull lineage that lived with coyotes for almost a year-- and a dumb ass organization rescued it and hope to adopt it out once his medical procedures are finished with.

Of course, people threw money at the thing: https://www.gofundme.com/f/ghost-aka-coyote-dog
13k

Everyone is saying 'poor dog'-- meanwhile it fucking survived with coyotes for ages. It can hold it's own because it's not a normal fucking dog. It probably even killed coyotes.
Some reports said it was 'leading' the pack. JFC.

It's bound to snap eventually-- but... you know. Adopt it out. No worries, it's just a precious pibble. UwU

I hate white women.

EDIT: Oh yeah and they keep calling it 'white dog'. Lmao.
 
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Three strikes is two too many. As I once said to a neighbor of mine years ago, keep your fucking dogs on your property. No act of aggression should be tolerated.
The problem with Pit Bulls is they were selectively bred for aggression. Under normal breeding conditions, a Breeder will test all the puppies by reaching out suddenly to pet them. The ones who react defensively and growl are either killed or not used for breeding stock. With the Pit Bull breeders did the exact opposite. The ones that DIDN'T react that way were killed or removed from the breeding regimen. The entire gene pool has been artificially selected for psychopathy, fear and aggression. There are the occasional odd balls that don't act this way, but true to standard Pits will react with violence the moment a strange person or dog encroaches their personal space. Sometimes not even a stranger either, if something else triggers their fear response.
 
EDIT: Oh yeah and they keep calling it 'white dog'. Lmao.
That sounds like a 1980's action TV show. "Raised by coyotes, weaned on the teat of the white woman, this is one dog who doesn't take HEEL for an answer. Coming this fall to CBS: WHITE DOG *highway ot heaven theme song but with electric guitars*"
 
There was a lot of discussion about adding American bulldogs to the banned breeds list in the UK (there are currently only 4). I can only imagine this is going to get it raised in parliament again.
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This adorable little soul (aptly called ‘Beast’) killed a 10 year old but surely no one could have predicted such a thing.
Look at that - one time I'm actually happy about the Brits banning something.
 
I figure I need to addendum my Cocker Spaniel story. Because it's something that annoys me to no end. Ever since the Pit Bull incident she will suffer no Canine to come within a hundred meters of my kids. She absolutely loses her shit at every dog no matter the breed if they even get close. I've tried what I can but it won't take. She views all canines as a potential threat and alerts accordingly.
 
I figure I need to addendum my Cocker Spaniel story. Because it's something that annoys me to no end. Ever since the Pit Bull incident she will suffer no Canine to come within a hundred meters of my kids. She absolutely loses her shit at every dog no matter the breed if they even get close. I've tried what I can but it won't take. She views all canines as a potential threat and alerts accordingly.
As long as you progressively try to socialize her with gentler breeds, she will likely overcome that with time. She sounds like a really good doggo, but to her that was probably like legitimately coming face to face with some kind of Lovecraftian horror and it put her kids in danger as well. That's the kind of thing that takes quite some time to come to grips with for a person, I could only imagine how soul shaking it is for a dog. Here's hoping she can overcome it in time.
 
To be fair, they're just as bad.

No they're not. Rottweilers can be trained like any other dog. They haven't been inbred in to the violent psychopaths that pitbulls have.

There was a lot of discussion about adding American bulldogs to the banned breeds list in the UK (there are currently only 4). I can only imagine this is going to get it raised in parliament again.
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This adorable little soul (aptly called ‘Beast’) killed a 10 year old but surely no one could have predicted such a thing.

It looks kinda like a hog in a horror game. There's nothing friendly about the face, and I cannot think of a pitbull I have seen that drools that profusely even when hot. Did they take this picture after mauling a toddler?
 
So there was dog of pitbull lineage that lived with coyotes for almost a year-- and a dumb ass organization rescued it and hope to adopt it out once his medical procedures are finished with.

Of course, people threw money at the thing: https://www.gofundme.com/f/ghost-aka-coyote-dog
13k

Everyone is saying 'poor dog'-- meanwhile it fucking survived with coyotes for ages. It can hold it's own because it's not a normal fucking dog. It probably even killed coyotes.
Some reports said it was 'leading' the pack. JFC.

It's bound to snap eventually-- but... you know. Adopt it out. No worries, it's just a precious pibble. UwU

I hate white women.

EDIT: Oh yeah and they keep calling it 'white dog'. Lmao.

I watched a video. He looks like a nice dog. It's obvious he was socialized with people at one point and isn't wild. I personally think he would be better off on a farm or ranch since he's used to free roaming. As long as they aren't dumb enough to adopt him out to an apartment dweller he might be fine. He never attacked any of the people watching out for him. The rescue was afraid he'd be attacked by rival coyotes because he was limping. He had a lot of old healed over injuries and had to have a toe amputated.

Coyotes and dogs can breed together. But I haven't heard about any little Ghostlings running around. Ghost was neutered after being rescued. So there's potential.
 
I personally think he would be better off on a farm or ranch since he's used to free roaming

Nope. Dumbass city people think farm life is paradise for dogs. Free roaming dogs in ranch country are asking to get shot. Especially if they run livestock or wildlife or pack up with other free roaming dogs. Ranchers will happily shoot their own dogs if they do that shit, or kill chickens and barn cats.
 
Wild boars are no joke. People don't realize just how sharp those tusks are. Saw a hunter get the skin peeled off his forearm by one a long time ago.

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Also it's recommended to hunt wild boars with semi auto rifles because the damn things often times survive good clean hits from even 30-06 rifles.
Last time I went hunting I had my actual bolt action rifle I carried in my hands and a Yugo AK pistol with a 30 round mag strapped over my pack with a quick disconnect sling. The AK pistol was just for wild hogs because you often get more than one.
 
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To be fair, they're just as bad.

No they're not. Rottweilers can be trained like any other dog. They haven't been inbred in to the violent psychopaths that pitbulls have.
I agree. Rottweilers can be dangerous, sure, because they are big strong dogs - but they are nothing like pits. Rottweilers are bred to be general purpose farm dogs, which include livestock protection and herding, so they can sometimes be aggressive. However, they are not typically human-aggressive and rarely to their family. A maladapted Rottweiler might do corrective nips if their livestock herding instinct gets tripped, or 'guard' their home/family from strangers aggressively, but they do not attack the people they are socially bonded with because of their innate herd/guard behavior. Rottweilers are also very expressive dogs, and will give plenty of warning including growling, posturing, and teeth snapping before they make contact.

Pitbulls are also big, strong dogs, but they are bred for fighting and mauling. Their default, innate behavior is to rip, tear, and KILLKILLKILL until they have to swim out of the blood. Since they are bred for high aggression and fast-paced fighting, they do not go through the usual canine routine of threat posturing and escalation. They simply go from 'calm' to 'MURDERTIME' in a heartbeat, for no reason whatsoever. It is their high levels of aggression, unpredictability, and strength that makes them dangerous.
 
Last time I went hunting I had my actual bolt action rifle I carried in my hands and a Yugo AK pistol with a 30 round mag strapped over my pack with a quick disconnect sling. The AK pistol was just for wild hogs because you often get more than one.
I ain't ever hunting hogs without a semi auto rifle. Would kinda like to get a Mk 14 EBR for it but damn are those fuckers high.
 
Rottweilers are also very expressive dogs, and will give plenty of warning including growling, posturing, and teeth snapping before they make contact.
Generally when a dog like this is giving warning signs they do not want to fight, they want you to knock whatever you're doing the fuck off, such as being on the wrong side of the property line. They also generally know what actually is family territory and don't go roaming around attacking shit.

Pit bull owners are absolute shit along with their dogs, so they routinely let these murder machines just roam freely.
 
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