Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Idk man not only would i not let the furry jerk me off i would execute him on the spot with a shotgun on his head. MORE IMPORTANTLY THOUGH WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. LITERALLY ASKING FOR IT, AND YOU KNOW THE FUCKING UH OH I WAS A DUMB BOOMER ROUTINE COULD HAVE PLAYED OUT BEFORE BUT COME ON MAN. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO WITH THESE FURRY FAGGOTS OKAY RACOON MAN ? SO DONT CALL OTHER PEOPLE GAY WHEN YOU IN FACT HAD A FURRY JERK YOU OFF AT A FURRY CONVENTION. And here is the other thing, we here aren't your fans, as i've made clear on all of my posts we don't have a side and when you do something faggy expect the same scorn we are treating Asstroon with. Running defense for a discord faggot sandnigger and his posse of faggot traitors isn't gonna cut it under my watch. You made good content, you made some really fun songs, in fact one of them gave me an inspiration to make a beautiful song myself. So why don't you and Adam just cut the crap, cut the dead weight, go back to the drawing board and stop this nonsense. This retarded shit pains me because you are both good content creators on your own right. Don't ruin your shit for these 3 faggots, IT AINT WORTH IT MAN.

THEY TELL YOU THEY ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND LOYAL CAPOS AND THAT THEY WILL DIE FOR YOU AND THEY FELLATE YOU EVERY DAY AS KINGS I AM FUCKING SURE AS THEY MAKE GAY OPS AND CLIPS OR WHATEVER. BUT THEY ARE SNAKES, YOU ARE GETTING POISONED, YOU MIGHT NOT REALISE IT BUT AS SOMEONE THAT HAS SEEN THIS PLAY OUT BEFORE WITH IRONICALLY THE ONE YOU ARE AYYLAWWGING NOW BECAUSE BOTH YOU AND ADAM ARE NEW TO AYYLAWWGING ASSTROON YOU ARE JOHNNY COME LATELIES 1 YEAR LATE TO THAT TRAIN MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN. I was here when Perspicacity was showing his broom, WHEN BRYAN DUNN WAS SHOWING HIS BROOM for the Casino, AND SO WAS ONE OF THE A-LOG KINGS HIMSELF CRYSTAL GOLEM. I know how that snake works, i know how his poison works. This is treatment right now so take a long thought about your next actions, both you and Adam.

Didn't jerk me off either. I mean the whole attack is documented and everyone wants to take it to either I got raped or I got jerked off. Dude grabbed my dick, I pushed him off me and got the fuck outta there. Pretty cut and dry. I also immediately left furry and disavow it and denounce it today, so that's that.

And let's be clear here, I aint running defense for anybody but myself.

I don't know why you think I can convince Adam of anything, I imagine he'll draw his own conclusions

That is the way of Antediluvian Kangz, getting jerked off at furry convention is the KinoPegme2007. Hey Asa do you still keep your furry costume like a superhero suit.

I already got asked that when I first joined. That suit is now in a locker room in Argentina right now.

 

[Fortyone]

Idk man not only would i not let the furry jerk me off i would execute him on the spot with a shotgun on his head. MORE IMPORTANTLY THOUGH WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. LITERALLY ASKING FOR IT, AND YOU KNOW THE FUCKING UH OH I WAS A DUMB BOOMER ROUTINE COULD HAVE PLAYED OUT BEFORE BUT COME ON MAN. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO WITH THESE FURRY FAGGOTS OKAY RACOON MAN ? SO DONT CALL OTHER PEOPLE GAY WHEN YOU IN FACT HAD A FURRY JERK YOU OFF AT A FURRY CONVENTION. And here is the other thing, we here aren't your fans, as i've made clear on all of my posts we don't have a side and when you do something faggy expect the same scorn we are treating Asstroon with. Running defense for a discord faggot sandnigger and his posse of faggot traitors isn't gonna cut it under my watch. You made good content, you made some really fun songs, in fact one of them gave me an inspiration to make a beautiful song myself. So why don't you and Adam just cut the crap, cut the dead weight, go back to the drawing board and stop this nonsense. This retarded shit pains me because you are both good content creators on your own right. Don't ruin your shit for these 3 faggots, IT AINT WORTH IT MAN.

THEY TELL YOU THEY ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND LOYAL CAPOS AND THAT THEY WILL DIE FOR YOU AND THEY FELLATE YOU EVERY DAY AS KINGS I AM FUCKING SURE AS THEY MAKE GAY OPS AND CLIPS OR WHATEVER. BUT THEY ARE SNAKES, YOU ARE GETTING POISONED, YOU MIGHT NOT REALISE IT BUT AS SOMEONE THAT HAS SEEN THIS PLAY OUT BEFORE WITH IRONICALLY THE ONE YOU ARE AYYLAWWGING NOW BECAUSE BOTH YOU AND ADAM ARE NEW TO AYYLAWWGING ASSTROON YOU ARE JOHNNY COME LATELIES 1 YEAR LATE TO THAT TRAIN MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN. I was here when Perspicacity was showing his broom, WHEN BRYAN DUNN WAS SHOWING HIS BROOM for the Casino, AND SO WAS ONE OF THE A-LOG KINGS HIMSELF CRYSTAL GOLEM. I know how that snake works, i know how his poison works. This is treatment right now so take a long thought about your next actions, both you and Adam.

Honestly I would love for persip and queen of aids to snake guntwinson, he has it coming for his homosexual heresy as of late and he's the only person in the sektur who hasn't taken any real punishment yet. I wish we knew how nightmarishly faggy the writing room really was, I have no doubt king of prolapse, persip, guntwinson, asa, shaggy, occasionally surfer and the whole gay council of jilted ppp lovers meet daily in discord to share documents and trolling plans to spite their former daddy.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

I wonder if squire takes it up the ass as well.

 

[Muad'Dick]

I wonder if squire takes it up the ass as well.

Just listen and look at the guy.

I mean, he may be a bit too morbidly obese to get any regular action these days (even fags must have standards, surely?), but I'd be highly surprised if he hasn't had his back doors kicked in a few times.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Honestly I would love for persip and queen of aids to snake guntwinson, he has it coming for his homosexual heresy as of late and he's the only person in the sektur who hasn't taken any real punishment yet. I wish we knew how nightmarishly faggy the writing room really was, I have no doubt king of prolapse, persip, guntwinson, asa, shaggy, occasionally surfer and the whole gay council of jilted ppp lovers meet daily in discord to share documents and trolling plans to spite their former daddy.

Far from it. Hell, I only talked to Surfer for the first time last night. And i'd been trying to get his side of the story for a while now.

There's no great conspiracy here nor any gayops. No one's infiltrating anything and I've barely even seen KoP in these calls as it is. I did ask him to record himself dancing one time for a video.

The truth is so mundane in comparison to what you guys imagine.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Yeah if you believe Gahoole I have a bridge I would like to sell you...

In all likelihood, their channel just got put up on the youtube system on the review list and some dude probably didn't wanna sit through 5-8 hour streams to determine if the channel was problematic or not. They've been taken down from youtube's automated system on more than one occasion and it was probably down to a human having to check it out.

The flagging system is just not this efficient.

Imagine you are a Pajeet working at YT. You get a flag on Kino Casino. Do you watch the 5-10 hour livestreams filled with Andy's low IQ interventions or do you just accept the flag and take down the channel.

I sympathize with the Street Shitter in this scenario.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Just listen and look at the guy.

I mean, he may be a bit too morbidly obese to get any regular action these days (even fags must have standards, surely?), but I'd be highly surprised if he hasn't had his back doors kicked in a few times.

He kinda talks like surfer.

Oh no...

 

[Absurdity]

Look I know what this whole sideshow shuffle is: a constant rotation of freaks pointing and laughing at each other until another freak comes along at laughs at them and the cycle of cope-seethe-dilate and copy-snide-felate is complete. My theory on Godwinson is that his father tasks him with entertaining international bigwigs around Londonville and these vids are a way of channeling his angst-ridden possibly sex-trafficked talents for the relatively ok of mankind.

Edit: I still think he's way off about cozying up to Ralph in order to own PPP. That should never be on the table.

 

[All becomes gunt]

He kinda talks like surfer.

Oh no...

ITS PROGRESSING FASTER THAN I THOUGHT OK. FUCK. But memes aside after he left from here it was already terminal with that guy. Back in the day Squire would make these amazing infoposts and recaps. Oh how the mighty have fallen. He just wasn't the same after he put on the gimp suit.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Look I know what this whole sideshow shuffle is: a constant rotation of freaks pointing and laughing at each other until another freak comes along at laughs at them and the cycle of cope-seethe-dilate and copy-snide-felate is complete. My theory on Godwinson is that his father tasks him with entertaining international bigwigs around Londonville and these vids are a way of channeling his angst-ridden possibly sex-trafficked talents for the relatively ok of mankind.

Edit: I still think he's way off about cozying up to Ralph in order to own PPP. That should never be on the table.

Godwinson requires a fat man to play off of. PPP was the first. Asa is basically in retirement (only comes back when he has inspiration to release a new parody, probably the best case for Asa as this sector is cancer) so that leaves Ralph as a possible Fat man for Godwinson.

Godwinson should instead get a Britbong fatman like Seaside Mark to be his new Fatman.

 

[MeltyTW]

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My favorite part is imagining Mr godwinson barging im right in the middle of a drunken sketch or some crazy gay thing, some nobleman dealing with his son talking to a gunt

Look I know what this whole sideshow shuffle is: a constant rotation of freaks pointing and laughing at each other until another freak comes along at laughs at them and the cycle of cope-seethe-dilate and copy-snide-felate is complete. My theory on Godwinson is that his father tasks him with entertaining international bigwigs around Londonville and these vids are a way of channeling his angst-ridden possibly sex-trafficked talents for the relatively ok of mankind.

Edit: I still think he's way off about cozying up to Ralph in order to own PPP. That should never be on the table.

Gibswinson is a nigger and a faggo, he is persona non grata, Damnatio memoriae

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Godwinson should instead get a Britbong fatman like Seaside Mark to be his new Fatman.

Nah, if he mingled with the Bri'ish (not) working class then the ghost of Prince Phillip would kick him out of the Illuminati

 

[JCDenthog]

I believe everything PPP said about Godwinson for the same reason I believe everything Surfer said about PPP, its very funny.

 

[Peter Piper]

Listening to the Keemstaro Copesneedo I and love the little drips on Neetwinson. I hope they go full scorched earth on him for our entertainment. There are tons of hilarious ways to escalate: family, employment and homochats, gayops and so on. - No hAlF mEaSures -
Dance for us monkeys, dance.

 

[RollerGator]

My favorite part is imagining Mr godwinson barging im right in the middle of a drunken sketch or some crazy gay thing, some nobleman dealing with his son talking to a gunt

Gibswinson is a nigger and a faggo, he is persona non grata, Damnatio memoriae

I like that scenario, especially if Godwinsons dad is wearing a powdered wig and says something like "Oh my word!" or "What the deuce!"

 

[Muad'Dick]

Edit: I still think he's way off about cozying up to Ralph in order to own PPP. That should never be on the table.

Its in his lizard DNA to use whatever tools are available to get the job done.

Take PPP as an example. He was originally intended to be another Jahans. Just another fat autist to be groomed into acting retarded online. Ralph was PPP's senpai originally, but Ashton was too autistic to get the attention he craved; hence his own variations of the pill stream which gave us the starfish and the thumbtacks.

Godwinson, realising the value in PPP as a cudgel against Ralph, created the behemoth we see today. Though rather than put the beast down once it had served it's purpose, he allowed it to run rampant.

Then we have Asa. Godwinson goes to the YT phantom zone and thaws out Asa, like some mammoth trapped in the Siberian permafrost. Why Asa? Because PPP was a big fan of him. Having one of his heroes take the piss out of him should have cooled Ashton's jets a little, but no. If anything it emboldened him. The power of the grift can't be defeated by musical numbers and material lifted from KF alone.

Ralph is just another tool (literally and figuratively). Will it work? Time will tell on that one. At least we'll have content though.

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

You know you guys are absolutely right that this is gay shit but you're also faggot cowards cause I didn't see any of you give this same energy when PPP was doing the exact same things with the exact same people.

Thats because The faggot writers room was kept in there Gimp Cage unknown to the audience. it wasn't until July of last year when they escaped there basement cell and snaked on KC and started leeking there DM faggotry.
Thats when the show and audience took a nose dive because as you point out extremely fucking gay.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I wasn't aware getting your dick groped counted as sex.

You went to a furry convention, that makes you a sexual deviant imo. I don't need to know about the specific acts you took part in while you were there.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

To be fair jim did have kraut back on a year or two after the warski live shit about pregnant trout to bury the hatchet, and it was PPP that started having kraut on before godwinson's crusade against jimwalkers started. Unless godwinson had been planning to shit on jim this entire time or something.

Plus Kraut is very much uncancelled already, his channel is doing better now than it did during the pre-ibs days.

The gay - ops, backstabbing, fagotry and lore is so deep that is more convoluted than 300 episode spanish telenovela srsly. How you people can keep up with this.

Honestly I would love for persip and queen of aids to snake guntwinson, he has it coming for his homosexual heresy as of late and he's the only person in the sektur who hasn't taken any real punishment yet.

He will never be punished same reason why kraut and the tea managed to get uncanceled even after all the retarded shit he had said and done the posh British accent, its like hypnotic spell over the listener . He might get punished if mommy and daddy finally cut his allowance lol. But otherwise the sectur will lap up whatever eh does and says like for real i might start practicing British posh accent and i might get away with murder .

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

a sexual deviant

Have you not seen Mrs Asalieri?