Have you stuck your dick in crazy? - Or did crazy stick their dick in you?

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Ladies and lads, shizoid sex ain't worth it, but have you ever surrendered yourself to the wiles of the loon?

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

no sex is for the weak, kiwi farms is for the strong

 

[Vingle]

I often get accused of being crazy, but they're just playing hard to get.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

No, but I'll keep trying.

 

[Blouie]

I fucked your senile mother, does that count?

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Yes and it is great.

shizoid sex ain't worth it

Don't listen to @Crystal Coomer, it is excellent.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

So, ya'll are waiting for the Chandler Bussy when it gets released?

 

[King George III]

A good friend of mine stuck his dick in crazy. She ended up stabbing him to death.

 

[Cyborg Braphog]

Yes and it was amazing. Got away Scott-free, too. The trick is to be just as crazy.

 

[Rembrandt]

I remember reading an anecdote from someone on KF, it was a thread asking if all modern women are insane and on meds - he shared his experience with looking for women in his 40s, finding a relatively normal one, then how she started talking to herself in third person during sex.

If that guy ever sees this thread, he needs to spill the beans on more stories, you can't make that shit up

 

[Historical Figure]

Sure, them all being some miracle in bed is a weird myth, though. the strangest one was probably the one who refused to leave or even get dressed for days after. Kept sending me outlandish texts for months but then she was murdered, so... yeah. Good times.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yep. The key is to have an escape route.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Nope I have low tolerance for people's bullshit, what about you op?

 

[AgendaPoster]

Basically every woman I had sex with turned out to be a psycho bitch, but that's fine with me

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Crazy is my catnip. Can't resist a crazy/bitchy woman, so yes I've done it and yes I've paid dearly and yes I'd do it again.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Both. Both is the answer.

 

[Absolutego]

Crazy is my catnip. Can't resist a crazy/bitchy woman, so yes I've done it and yes I've paid dearly and yes I'd do it again.

I see you haven't had one of them set the couch on fire in a tantrum before. Or throw a mason jar at your head.
After that, I've sought out the most grounded, even boring to most, women I could possibly find.

 

[glow]

Yes. I thoroughly recommend sticking your dick in crazy. Have your fun but just don't date or marry crazy.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I see you haven't had one of them set the couch on fire in a tantrum before. Or throw a mason jar at your head.
After that, I've sought out the most grounded, even boring to most, women I could possibly find.

First wife put me in intensive care for two weeks. I'm not kidding about crazy chicks being my weakness.

 

[OrionBalls]

Does pegging count?