DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sicko Hunter]

Phail's passive-aggressive bitchy woman response to Pewdiepie and Marzia expecting
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I can't tell how much of this is just Phil's usual sociopathic "I don't give a fuck about any other person on the planet then me" and how much is his anger at being reminded other people are having sex and he and Kat can't aren't. Either way, what a bitter and miserable human being. He sees someone is bringing a new life into the world and gets mad. Fuck you Phil.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Phail's passive-aggressive bitchy woman response to Pewdiepie and Marzia expecting
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Beautiful salt, I love it. And I am 100% sure that Phil and Khat don't fuck and this is another cope. He always points something out as normal and nothing special, when he doesn't do it but wants people to think he does.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

I agree with Phil, why would people be happy for someone having a kid when they could be excited about something important, like Phil's new hats? Did you guys know that Phil is going to get a hat with his Hogwarts house logo on it? And all it takes for him to wear it is $100! He's practically giving it away.
Just remember Phil, buying a hat is easy, it's the hitting the tips goal to wear it that's the hard part!

 

[Super Dent Head]

Phil doesn't understand the concept of "spending money to make money" He HAS to hammer his dents that HE spends hundreds of dallars so THEY can have a chill event where THEY have to make up for said event despite the fact it was "bought" by their money in the first place

Genuinely one of my favourite things about Phil - "Give me money so you can give me money so I can beg for money" and the few whales he has still fall for it.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Great, Phil got spooked over a squeaky car outside of his mature adult office. Got up, looked outside the window, went "Look at this." like his dents were actually there in person to see what he was looking at, called him an "idiot", and told him to get his brakes fixed. He must've thought Tevin was driving around the complex looking for Dave to harass, or maybe that DoorDash driver was trying to locate the pigpen to drop off whatever lukewarm DoorDash meal to his place.

Phil, get help. Seriously!

He's conflicted between yearning to be a victim/martyr to justify his failures, yet also being a gigantic pussy. Like at least that woman who felt she identified as a blind person had the balls to pour bleach in her eyes (actually happened irl). DSP wants to act like her but without the bleach pain.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

I can't tell how much of this is just Phil's usual sociopathic "I don't give a fuck about any other person on the planet then me" and how much is his anger at being reminded other people are having sex and he and Kat can't aren't. Either way, what a bitter and miserable human being. He sees someone is bringing a new life into the world and gets mad. Fuck you Phil.

Phil has had a special hateboner for Felix for years because he's everything Phil isn't. Successful, rich, good looking, cute wife, nice house, actually leaves the house... etc. Felix also became prominent with the kind of content Phil tries and fails to make - a whacky, over the top character who hoots and shrieks at everything. I also think at some point Felix made fun of him, which as we all know earns you an eternal spot on Phil's shitlist.


It's interesting that Phil's initial reaction is that this proves Felix isn't infertile. That's an... odd first place for someone's mind to go. Makes you think.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phail's passive-aggressive bitchy woman response to Pewdiepie and Marzia expecting
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Massive X on shooting blanks, Phil. Your sperm are probably so lazy, they demand that the egg swim up to meet them.

And then ask for tips to actually impregnate it.

 

[Balr0g]

Massive X on shooting blanks, Phil. Your sperm are probably so lazy, they demand that the egg swim up to meet them.

And then ask for tips to actually impregnate it.

I can already imagine Phil's sperm complaining "Where is the egg you still haven't told me!"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I can't tell how much of this is just Phil's usual sociopathic "I don't give a fuck about any other person on the planet then me" and how much is his anger at being reminded other people are having sex and he and Kat can't aren't. Either way, what a bitter and miserable human being. He sees someone is bringing a new life into the world and gets mad. Fuck you Phil.

I think it's a bit from door No1 and door No2.
He hates to be compared to better khantent creators (anybody on the internet) and he has a special hateboner for Felix.

He also hates when the piggies watch other people. That is time they could be spending watching his streams or on demand videos, and any minute spend on other people is a minute that could be spend under pignosis.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

Phail's passive-aggressive bitchy woman response to Pewdiepie and Marzia expecting
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"Congratulations to Pewdiepie and his wife, I wish them and their kid a safe pregnancy and all the best" how fucking hard would that have been?

Never change Phil, you glorious retard

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Phil has had a special hateboner for Felix for years because he's everything Phil isn't. Successful, rich, good looking, cute wife, nice house, actually leaves the house... etc. Felix also became prominent with the kind of content Phil tries and fails to make - a whacky, over the top character who hoots and shrieks at everything. I also think at some point Felix made fun of him, which as we all know earns you an eternal spot on Phil's shitlist.


It's interesting that Phil's initial reaction is that this proves Felix isn't infertile. That's an... odd first place for someone's mind to go. Makes you think.

Felix made fun of DSP multiple times, the newest one was last year together with CinnamonRoastKen without meantioning even Phil's name.
Starting at Min 8 "The incident", Min 11 calling him a piece of shit not deserving to be named: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeh5GgH4s0

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil has had a special hateboner for Felix for years because he's everything Phil isn't. Successful, rich, good looking, cute wife, nice house, actually leaves the house... etc. Felix also became prominent with the kind of content Phil tries and fails to make - a whacky, over the top character who hoots and shrieks at everything. I also think at some point Felix made fun of him, which as we all know earns you an eternal spot on Phil's shitlist.


It's interesting that Phil's initial reaction is that this proves Felix isn't infertile. That's an... odd first place for someone's mind to go. Makes you think.

Phail also believes that Pewdiepie owes him because he listed DSP as one of the inspirations for why he started making Youtube videos. Not the only mind you but one of many, but this is also the same dude who first claimed that he invented let's plays, then when corrected claimed that he invented videotaped let's plays, then when corrected claimed that he coined the term "playthrough," then when corrected he made up some weird subcategory of "first guy who made let's plays by making it seem like you sat next to him on the couch."

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Phil has had a special hateboner for Felix for years because he's everything Phil isn't. Successful, rich, good looking, cute wife, nice house, actually leaves the house... etc. Felix also became prominent with the kind of content Phil tries and fails to make - a whacky, over the top character who hoots and shrieks at everything. I also think at some point Felix made fun of him, which as we all know earns you an eternal spot on Phil's shitlist.


It's interesting that Phil's initial reaction is that this proves Felix isn't infertile. That's an... odd first place for someone's mind to go. Makes you think.

Has he tried calling Felix sir yet?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Phail's passive-aggressive bitchy woman response to Pewdiepie and Marzia expecting
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What a fucking cunt. What's with the attitude? Is he like 15 years old?
"congrats on not drawing blanks i guess" I guess by that logic Phil is shooting blanks or just isn't getting any. The chances of him slipping up and being forced to announce an unexpected pregnancy are 0.

I guess he's just too busy having fun on level one to care about having kids. Now back to making jokes about drinking poop juice *forced laughter*.

Imagine being this much of a miserable person that you HAVE to be passive agressive to a guy who refuses to acknowledge. For good reason as we see in the clip.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Phail's passive-aggressive bitchy woman response to Pewdiepie and Marzia expecting
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"I never understood that...I'm spos li-people are supposed to be like thrilled that someone else has a kid or something"

"As I told you guys, the act of procreation is not a big deal."

"Not, 'oh, I'm pregnant or I got someone knocked up', and? ACK ACK ACK AYAND? Wau, that's, uh, an achievement, totally no one's done that before. That's really, really uh...some over-the-top news."

I mean...there a people out there that aren't able to have children or have a hard time having children, so it can be a pretty big deal.

Jesus Crhist...this man will be 41 this year.

 

[Tears for T]

Oh, I thought Dave was an ally with the trans community. He will be on there shit list soon! Playing that wizard-killing-troon-game! Hopes he at least play as a black female lesbian, he needs all the support he can.

Have they streamed THAT wizard game?

Have they streamed THAT wizard game? - Find out if your favourite twitch streamer has played THAT wizard game...

havetheystreamedthatwizardgame.com

Wait, it's only synced with Twitch so he will be fine. Like who cares about youtube, am I right?!

 

[MAWBD2]

What a fucking cunt. What's with the attitude? Is he like 15 years old?
"congrats on not drawing blanks i guess" I guess by that logic Phil is shooting blanks or just isn't getting any. The chances of him slipping up and being forced to announce an unexpected pregnancy are 0.

I guess he's just too busy having fun on level one to care about having kids. Now back to making jokes about drinking poop juice *forced laughter*.

Imagine being this much of a miserable person that you HAVE to be passive agressive to a guy who refuses to acknowledge. For good reason as we see in the clip.

Technically, Pewds did call him a piece of shit so that's kind of an "acknowledge".
10:58 in video

https://youtu.be/DSeh5GgH4s0?t=658

 

[Elbe]

Have they streamed THAT wizard game?

Have they streamed THAT wizard game? - Find out if your favourite twitch streamer has played THAT wizard game...

havetheystreamedthatwizardgame.com

Wait, it's only synced with Twitch so he will be fine. Like who cares about youtube, am I right?!

Let's see who's behind this Index Video Ludum Prohibitorum.....

I am Elbe's complete lack of surprise.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

"I never understood that...I'm spos li-people are supposed to be like thrilled that someone else has a kid or something"

"As I told you guys, the act of procreation is not a big deal."

"Not, 'oh, I'm pregnant or I got someone knocked up', and? ACK ACK ACK AYAND? Wau, that's, uh, an achievement, totally no one's done that before. That's really, really uh...some over-the-top news."

I mean...there a people out there that aren't able to have children or have a hard time having children, so it can be a pretty big deal.

Jesus Crhist...this man will be 41 this year.

I can understand not giving a shit. I frankly don't give a shit about people I don't know getting pregnant. But this awkward, bitter cope is so embarrassing, him just outright saying he doesn't give a shit about PDP having a kid would have been leagues less embarrassing.

On top of that, he's shitting on people being excited to have children, like getting pregnant isn't a big deal. It is, regardless of how easy or difficult the process was, accidental or deliberate. It's one of those things that will fundamentally alter your life, regardless of how well or poorly it goes, or decisions you make about it.

 

[Lord_Point]

The idea that Kat and Phil would sit down and watch other streamers is dubious at best, but let's say it's true, how do you think Phil qualifies his statement that "the other streamers fuckin' suck dood, and Kat agrees with me!"? Because I can only imagine to be Phil goat-laughing and pointing out "flaws" while glancing at Kat like she's the OBS preview, trying to see if it looks like she agrees with him. I also imagine she can only offer a half-dead "... yeah I guess..." or maybe not even a response as Phil continues rambling about how he's so much better at streaming and why he deserves these other streamers' 5-digit live viewers.

"Kat, look what the fuck is this shit? Look at all this dead air! This is fucking boring as shit! ack-ack-ack-ack! *looks at Kat* Right? Don't you think so?"

Im sure phil and kat both watch other youtubers... just not in the same room at the same time. At best they might catch a few minutes together when he waddles into khets room to ask what she wants from the doordash.

But I bet he does watch on his own for two reasons 1) its easier than reading a guide and 2) it gives him weird masturbatory ego boost to go back to his dents and complain some random youtuber he wont name is even worser at this one video game than he is! So stop making fun of him gais!