Orbiter Evan Zenker / Paul Town / @OldPersonOnline / TheMaster @GentlemanLuxxx - arsonist, confessed to murder, most likely cozy.tv streamer to commit a mass shooting

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Thank you to @Fake Steve Franssen and @nothing222 for lots of the info in this thread.

Evan Zenker is a pseudo-intellectual alt-right blogger turned arsonist turned streamer on cozy.tv, going by the name Paul Town. On Cozy he is known for his marathon streams on which he is thought to be high on meth.

Origin​

Evan graduated from community college in 2015. That same year, he started his blog at PaulTown.com where he declared himself "the leading thoughtleader of Alt-Right, nRX, and Hestia". He grew in popularity as an original poster on alt-right twitter, which led to his being a regular on The Weekly Sweat with Beardson Beardly and Shawn McCaffrey. He later started his own podcast with another twitter personality interviewing other twitter personalities called The Birdy and Paul Podcast.
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At some point his skinny frame and affinity for rape and anime caught the eye of Nick Fuentes, who developed a crush.
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Psychotic break and arson conviction​

On April 8, 2018, at 6:55am, Evan was arrested after setting fire to a barn. Before he was caught he attempted to run away into a stranger's home, and when the cops found him he tried to fight them. According to news articles, he was charged with arson and burglary (felonies) and resisting arrest and trespassing (misdemeanors). He says that he spent two months in jail, and mentioned still being on probation in 2020. However, actual records of this conviction have not yet been found.
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Not only did he claim to spend time in prison, but he also says he was involuntarily committed to a psych ward. He claims to be schizophrenic or schizoid, and has repeatedly posted about being suicidal, doing drugs, and having delusions.
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Most people are not suited to have access to drugs and sex for money, especially not in the context of a failing economy and an increasingly fraying social fabric, because most people will latch onto these things to self-medicate away their despair and depression rather than doing anything that might get them out of subpar communities and living standards. Still, in a sociopathic sense, legalization of drugs that numb the pain of an unhappy and unsuccessful life makes sense
-- "Legalization"
When I watched this movie, I quickly got swept up in the thrill and thought that I was living in Gotham city, that I was Joker. Of course, neither of these things are accurate, I’m just a loser schizophrenic in New York in 2019 with a criminal record who lives at home with his mom and was probably adopted.
-- "Movie Review: Joker"

He wrote a blog post in 2021 about this incident and his mental health, claiming that the psychotic break was a one-off episode for which he has no shame or regret. This was apparently a rant in response to an insult by Felix from Chapo Trap House.
I did not choose to have schizophrenia, just like I did not choose to have a schizophrenic psychotic break which placed me first in a psych ward and then in jail. I was not aware I had schizophrenia prior to this point, so when my episode happened, I was completely oblivious as to what was going on. I was acting logically and rationally in my own head, but my own head was functioning in a dysfunctional manner. Internally, I was acting normally and everybody else was acting bizarre. Of course, now that I have left that episode and returned to sanity, I know that I was the one acting bizarrely, that my visions of an apocalypse and noticing of patterns and inability to sleep were mainly symptoms of a disordered mind misfiring to a serious degree. The point of this paragraph is to illustrate that my behavior during that time was bizarre and unsafe, but not because I was acting in a malicious manner or trying to hurt anybody, but because I was suffering from a problem in my brain which made my perception distorted and warped. As such, I do not really have any shame or regret about my actions during that time, I don’t have any guilt about the problems I caused for myself and others, because there was absolutely no malicious or evil intention on my part.
The schizophrenic who is not as blessed as I have been will fall through the cracks and end up in a psych ward or on the streets or in jail. They will cope with their delusions with drugs that further screw up their mind, and essentially be tortured until they die.
You can buy a "schizo" hoodie from an actual psycho arsonist:
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Twitter​

Evan is most well known on the internet right for his twitter accounts, both his Paul Town accounts (@PaulTown_, @RealOldPaul, @MrTown_, etc) and his gimmick accounts such as @OldPersonOnline (banned) and @GentlemanLuxxx (active).
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On OldPersonOnline he posted memes and found images. themes include being depressed/schizo, hating normies, liking anime, and doing drugs and crimes. he got over 200k followers before being banned in November 2021.
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His current gimmick account is @GentlemanLuxxx, where the joke is mostly that he mispells words and talks about sex and being rich. on this account he associates with BAP/Raw Egg Nationalist sphere of right wing twitter. Fuentes and Cozy apparently aren't familiar with this account, or at least Evan doesn't think they are, as he has used the account to call Nick gay:
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Confirmation this is him:
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Jokes about his arson:
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He sells merch for this account, such as men's "sissy" shirts and women's "lolita" shirts, pro-rape shirts, and of course, mispelled words - brilliant!
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Writing​

Evan considers himself to be a literary genius. In 2019 he wrote 3 books over 400 pages each, likely in a stimulant and delusion fueled state. His favorite topic to write about is how different and special he is than everyone else on the planet.
How Evan describes himself on his Amazon book shop:
P T is one of the leading voices of nrx and continental as well as analytical philosophy. His work has been cited in hundreds of well known publications. A deep thinker, he approaches complicated issues in a detached, clinical manner. A truly prolific mind, he is the defining intellectual of our generation.
He also considers himself comparable to Dune's Frank Herbert:
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Despite the volume of his work he still can't write sentences that flow well. Samples of his writing:
People are so cringe. They are so embarrassing and insecure. They make me feel bad for them. I can't help but laugh at them. Look at how they waste their time obsessed with other people and hobbies and status and fitting in with some group. They are so pathetic and weak. I'm glad that I am not embarrassing or weak-minded or obsessed with pointless things like these beta virgin non-alpha weaklings.
-- "People Are So Cringe"
Lately (the past half a year) I've been having 12 raw eggs a day and not much else food wise. Sometimes I'll have a snack or go out to eat with a few friends (I have a lot of real life friends because I'm good at making friends and I'm a person who people like), but usually I just have raw eggs each day and maybe a fruit.
-- July 11, 2019
There is an extremely rare sort of knowledge, which is not knowledge but rather the knowledge of knowledge. This is the most valuable form of knowledge.
-- Knowing Knowing
Behaving badly is the only way to really feel alive; the only way in which to feel one’s sense of space. There are no explicitly negative outcomes from following the rules and being a “good person”, but there are also no explicitly positive outcomes from that same behavior, unless of course you consider the bare minimum of living (a steady income, a small friend group, and a boring uneventful life) to be a positive outcome. I do not see the bare minimum of living as something that is agreeable to me, let alone bearable
These sorts of behaviors would introduce stress and tension into my interpersonal relationships, but this would be the only times in which I would ever feel alive. This later progressed to stealing small things like snacks or pocket change from family members, not because I wanted those things, but because there was a risk that I would get caught.
-- an article encouraging people to commit crimes: "Little Games"
I guess this is the curse of greatness, to not have any peers or people ahead of you. There are things I'm doing now that won't be understood until years have passed, if they're ever understood. I am forced to continually innovate and improve myself, not because of any inferiority or insecurities, but rather boredom at the general state of other people.
-- "The Universe Revolves Around Me"
Just like chairs do not have free will or choice in anything, humans do not have free will or choice in anything.
-- "Are Chairs Alive?"
I am working on a ton of amazing and brilliant things. Literally tens of thousands of essays are in the works. But as it is with all brilliant thinkers and philosophers, of which I am one, I usually delete 999 out of every 1,000 essays I write for being beneath me in quality.
-- "Life is Strange"

Some reviews of his books:
Absolute trash, I wish I used my money for cheap beer instead of this garbage. What a load of bullshit.
Obviously written by a “try-hard” desperate for validation & attention. Don’t waste your money.
Boring and not very well written

Cozy.TV​

After the loss of his popular twitter OldPersonOnline, moving much of his writing behind a paywall, updating his blog infrequently, and continuously remaking twitter to evade bans, Evan joined back up with his admirer Nick and started streaming on cozy.tv to make a quick buck off of becoming a catboy sycophant. He apparently lives with fellow cozy streamers Jimbo and Woozah in Montana(?). Recently, he started a podcast with Andrew Anglin.
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Evan has done multiple marathon streams of over a day long, resulting in speculation he was on meth or other stimulants to sustain him. His drug use caught up to him at the end of January 2022, where Evan streamed while on a bender, throwing up over himself on stream.

After Jaden made fun of him for this, in his next stream Evan graphically promised to rape and murder Jaden, his donator Ultros, and their families. The threats went on for hours, while Evan also claimed to have murdered someone in the past.

Clips and discussion of this incident start here in the Jaden vs Nick thread:
A drunk/psychotic/high Paul Town threatens to kill Jaden and rape his family.

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I'm downloading the entire stream right now.... Jaden is "Nebraskan trash" and Paul Town will "skullfuck him." "I would make you suck my cock" but it's Jaden who is a "faggot." Paul Town also claims to be "white not Mexican like Nick Fuentes." This is a skullfuck heavy steam.

Edit: he does go on for a long time. Here's another 4 min clip:

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2/ I just downloaded the stream. When does he start screaming about killing Jaden exactly? Around 6:30:00 but any time before then?

3/ Looks like he starts watching Jaden's stream at 5:20:00 and goes to his screen only at 6:15:00. (He progressively gets more and more drunk.) Here are the last three minutes where says "nigger" a whole lot and a female voice in the background says "stop drinking" and cuts off the stream (she cannot be seen, only heard). Who is she? What is the 8 milligram?

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After this stream, Evan apologized on twitter and telegram and said he would be away at rehab, and has not posted on any "Paul Town" accounts since.
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However, he has continued tweeting as @GentlemanLuxxx, showing that he is probably still just doing meth at his mom's house hoping Jaden and Ultros believe he is remorseful and don't involve law enforcement over apparently credible threats from a mentally ill convicted felon...
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Majored in Computer Information Systems
Hudson Valley Community College, Class of 2015
From West Coxsackie, NY
9/30/2013
Evan Zenker of West Coxsackie is a Member of the Freshman Class at Hudson Valley Community College

11/17/2014
Evan Zenker of West Coxsackie was recently honored with the New Athens Generating Company Scholarship at Hudson Valley Community College. Zenker is studying in the Computer Information Systems program at the college.

4/30/2015
Hudson Valley Community College student Evan Zenker of West Coxsackie, NY was recently inducted into Phi Theta Kappa, the international academic honor society for two-year institutions of higher learning.
Zenker is studying in the Computer Information Systems (AS) program at the Troy, NY college, and was one of more than 180 Hudson Valley students inducted in an April 29 ceremony on campus.

1/5/2015
Evan Zenker of West Coxsackie Named To President's List at Hudson Valley Community College

Links​

personal twitter: https://twitter.com/ballbr
gimmick twitter: https://twitter.com/GentlemanLuxxx
Wangtown (podcast with Andrew Anglin): https://sites.libsyn.com/450648
"It Is The Secret" on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/49655120
link index: https://index.paul.town/
food blog https://food.paul.town
blog http://notes.paul.town/
gumroad: https://paultown.gumroad.com/
youtube https://www.youtube.com/@PaulTown/videos
blog archives: https://web.archive.org/web/20150425175916/http://paultown.com:80/
twitter archives of @PaulTown_ https://archive.md/XNLxZ https://archive.md/E7wns
twitter archives of @baultown https://archive.md/https://twitter.com/baultown*
twitter archives of @ThePaulTown https://web.archive.org/web/20160301175132/https://twitter.com/ThePaulTown
twitter archives of @MrTown_ https://archive.md/https://twitter.com/mrtown_*
twiter archives of @OldPersonOnline https://web.archive.org/web/20210701000000*/twitter.com/OldPersonOnline
app he developed: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.town.rip&pli=1
cozy https://cozy.tv/paultown
substack https://paultown.substack.com
telegram https://t.me/paultownreal
poast: https://poa.st/@paultown
soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/paul-town-real
 
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I see no mention of the Weekly Sweat. Years ago Paul Town was a pretty regular cohost of the show or at least a guest a lot. He eventually ended up face doxing himself on the show from my understanding. I never watched it myself but this is what I recall having read somewhere in the original nick thread probably.

edit: here is one of the first big posts with info in it: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...er-nick-the-knife.64977/page-254#post-8371019
 
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Very subpar article.
Couldn't figure out how to make it funny? Didn't even think to archive his psychotic rant at Jaden? No sampling of some choice statements from his various podcast appearances? Included his Gumroad for whatever reason? What's next, his Paypal link? Didn't want to offer an archive of his books?
Really should have ran this through PG. SHAME!

I'm just mad because I was in the middle of writing this article :'( Wasted so much time listening to this faggy ironybro. All those hours were lost in time, like meth in carpet

Antifa dox tweet chain on him:
 
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I see no mention of the Weekly Sweat. Years ago Paul Town was a pretty regular cohost of the show or at least a guest a lot. He eventually ended up face doxing himself on the show from my understanding. I never watched it myself but this is what I recall having read somewhere in the original nick thread probably.

edit: here is one of the first big posts with info in it: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...er-nick-the-knife.64977/page-254#post-8371019
I remember him from back in the day and I got the impression he was just goofing, and I seem to recall Shawn and Beardson cracking jokes about PT doing criminal stuff or being a degenerate in the way the OP describes, but I always thought it was just a comedic act.
 
I remember he had a podcast with some Florida guy who went by "Birdy"
Birdy is now on twitter under Littlebirdy
he used to have guests, I only know this because frank hassle and eggy promoted their appearances. The podcasts were boring as shit with Evan just asking the guests dumb questions in a monotone irony bro voice and Birdy being the color commentator I guess. I don't know if archives exist of these podcasts and I can't even remember if they had a name for the show.

Edit: found them
Frank hassle Stream
Eggy Stream

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So post whatever content you have for him @Waffle Stompin' Waffen. I didn’t watch any of his show and don’t have his books.
He's still active on Twitter right now under his gimmick account https://twitter.com/GentlemanLuxxx so I doubt he's actually in rehab.
He runs several gimmick accounts with his most popular being @OldPersonOnline, a zoomer meme pic bot which had over 200k followers before being suspended for platform manipulation.
any way to confirm this is him?
I saw some mention of OldPersonOnline but not any mention of this account.
 
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Fuck, I remember the Felix meltdown. IIRC he picked a fight with Felix calling him a Zionist Jew or w/e – great job there, very astute to figure out that a guy named Felix Biederman who looks like Borat is a Jew – and Felix replied with the arson thing. I wish I had more details on hand, quick search of his site for "Felix" doesn't show it. I think it was on the @RealOldPaul account and that got b& a long time ago.

Felix is annoying as fuck ("buh...what if Eminem played GTA with Gucci Mane...and they were in Saudi Arabia???") but it's amazing how he lives rent free in every Twitterfag's head.
 
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So post whatever content you have for him @Waffle Stompin' Waffen. I didn’t watch any of his show and don’t have his books.

any way to confirm this is him?
I saw some mention of OldPersonOnline but not any mention of this account.
"TheMaster" goes back years and it was always within the nexus of accounts he used, which all constantly retweeted and shilled each other (in addition to his main). @GentlemanLuxory may or may not have been the first one. Here's a tweet on his current account joking about how it's obviously him: https://twitter.com/GentlemanLuxxx/status/1603296461189357569
 
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"TheMaster" goes back years and it was always within the nexus of accounts he used, which all constantly retweeted and shilled each other (in addition to his main). @GentlemanLuxory may or may not have been the first one. Here's a tweet on his current account joking about how it's obviously him: https://twitter.com/GentlemanLuxxx/status/1603296461189357569
Thanks, I'll update the OP with some of this stuff and the fact he is apparently pretending to be in rehab lol (edit: updated the OP)

Here's him pretty clearly saying he's GentlemanLuxxx
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His section from Raw Egg Nationalist's Man's World magazine as The Master
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This is possibly the most insufferable part about him so far. this account is so fucking unfunny and stale 2013 weird twitter Lol I Type Wrong humor.
 
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His section from Raw Egg Nationalist's Man's World magazine as The Master
This reads like a little kid's fantasy of masculinity, and despite being a magazine there are barely any articles just mediocre twitter memes. The Master persona is even funnier knowing what Evan looks like it really does make the thing seem homo.
 
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