DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Beverly Sutphin]

With Phil being the DIE HARD SPORTS FAN, well, the mask did slip. Phil: "Not a sports guy anymore. It's been a long time since I've cared." That can be correlated to just about everything: his health, finances, and even his reputation. Guess he's gonna have to take his overpriced beer - because Budweiser isn't a part of sports - and pretend to care about the Super Bowl. He only cares about sweaty men and jpegs of Hogan, brother!

 

[Brother Wind]

Because deep inside Phil there's a small part of him that's based. He fucking hates trannies and has talked multiple times about how tranny isn't a bad word and they need to get over themselves.

Every so often he gets sick of their shit and lets the mask slip.

Well of course he doesn't care for them. They aren't him.

 

[blahblahblah678]

With Phil being the DIE HARD SPORTS FAN, well, the mask did slip. Phil: "Not a sports guy anymore. It's been a long time since I've cared." That can be correlated to just about everything: his health, finances, and even his reputation. Guess he's gonna have to take his overpriced beer - because Budweiser isn't a part of sports - and pretend to care about the Super Bowl. He only cares about sweaty men and jpegs of Hogan, brother!

Phil's anti-Budweiser rant is stupid because a big part of the marketing that he would be exploring with his Super Bowl ad react is Budweiser and the Bud Bowl. Some years, the Bud Bowl was a closer game than the actual Super Bowl was.

 

[Tears for T]

DSP kicking the hornets nest, trying to get canceled:

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Oh, he even posted this. He will go full troon slayer while playing Hogwarts Legacy later on this week. (ML)

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Hey just wondering did anyone ever ask DSP why he played Stray because he already has a pet cat he doesn't need to look at a virtual one

What are you talking about, Jasper is his son.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Well of course he doesn't care for them. They aren't him.

The Karen Masters Halloween stream begs to differ.

 

[Elescondido]

Because deep inside Phil there's a small part of him that's based. He fucking hates trannies and has talked multiple times about how tranny isn't a bad word and they need to get over themselves.

Every so often he gets sick of their shit and lets the mask slip.

I feel like he hates trans women in the same way JKR hates trans men
We all know DSP loves men and hates women so the idea of turning a men into a women is probably really disgusting to him

 

[Lazycunt]

I'm just surprised Phil hasn't slipped up on twitter lately with one of his ultra retarded takes because he's drunk and bitter.

Phil trying to move away from gaming at all isn't going to go well for him he acts like gaming is hard work it's fucking insane.
He hypes shit up in the most skeezy way

Phil keep it up, you being a pathetic pig always gets a giggle out of me.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Because deep inside Phil there's a small part of him that's based. He fucking hates trannies and has talked multiple times about how tranny isn't a bad word and they need to get over themselves.

Every so often he gets sick of their shit and lets the mask slip.

I wouldn't even call it being based. I think it's just a byproduct of growing up in a working class area of Bridgeport where people don't dance around topics like trannies. I do agree with you though, Phil deep down knows shit like that is bad but can't say it because he's intensely paranoid about being cancelled (while also not getting he's too obscure and small to ever be cancelled)

 

[Iron Father]

Because deep inside Phil there's a small part of him that's based.

 

[Spatula]

DSP kicking the hornets nest, trying to get canceled:

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DSP is our guy.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Because deep inside Phil there's a small part of him that's based. He fucking hates trannies and has talked multiple times about how tranny isn't a bad word and they need to get over themselves.

Every so often he gets sick of their shit and lets the mask slip.

I don't think he necessarily hates them because they're trans, I think he hates them because they're whiners and pop culture panders to them in extremely superficial ways, and it used to be better back in the day when you could call em trannies and chicks with dicks. He hates them because he is harassed constantly but when they cry about it they get all the attention in the world and get told how amazing and beautiful they are.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Because deep inside Phil there's a small part of him that's based. He fucking hates trannies and has talked multiple times about how tranny isn't a bad word and they need to get over themselves.

Every so often he gets sick of their shit and lets the mask slip.

I think he's just toxic and a clout chaser. It's like the half retarded kid (PPB) making fun of the fully retarded kid (trannies) in school to get cool points; and now these days the teacher is giving out detention at the drop of a hat for making fun of the fully retarded kid, so the half retarded kid doesn't know how to act to fit in with the non-retards.

 

[Corpun]

Phil has now convinced himself that Warzone and Gulag are in different lobbies and that Gulag is a localized lobby because there are only 4 people. He actually thinks that fewer people=less lag, since he is blaming lag for all his dying. He doesn't understand that it's all the same server and you just get teleported to the gulag and that the reason he does slightly better in the gulag early on is that the literal actual tards worst than him get weeded out first.

Sometimes I get recomended legacy detractor content from the ether. Skipped through this video a little and found this gem 4:00 if timestamp doesn't work.

"DSP thinks he's going to beat the game but instead we're going to send three black *pause* uh invaders at him"

What could he have possibly been trying to say there I wonder? I'm not going to say he was about to drop a N-bomb but all I'm saying is three black niggers fits pretty well there.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil has now convinced himself that Warzone and Gulag are in different lobbies and that Gulag is a localized lobby because there are only 4 people.

Why do I get the feeling that Phil would be distracted by jangling keys, even at 40? Of course, it'd help if I went down his street doing it, since that would be the only way for his fat ass to get up.

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

It's not a big deal yet you phail at all of it. Jealous bitch.

Why didn't he hit that super cop speed dial? It could have been a detractor.

Also, from the larp side:
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And speaking of larps, this death rash larp is something else.

It always brings a smile to my face to see him desperately try to appear relevant. This is, what, his 74th Twitter name change?

"I LOVE WHAT I DO", eh? Sure, shit head. Sure you do. We can see how much you "LOVE" streaming!
-Every mass ban spree when your stream chat disagrees with you about a video game
-Every 20+ minute salty rant about things that a normal person just shrugs off
-Every pathetic attempt to engage with bigger streamers that fails
-Every time you look at Marzia then over at Kat and finish the entire bottle
-Every reaction to a stream that makes less than $100

All of this shows us how much you "LOVE WHAT [YOU] DO!"

LOL! Level 1...

Phil has now convinced himself that Warzone and Gulag are in different lobbies and that Gulag is a localized lobby because there are only 4 people. He actually thinks that fewer people=less lag, since he is blaming lag for all his dying. He doesn't understand that it's all the same server and you just get teleported to the gulag and that the reason he does slightly better in the gulag early on is that the literal actual tards worst than him get weeded out first.

Sometimes I get recomended legacy detractor content from the ether. Skipped through this video a little and found this gem 4:00 if timestamp doesn't work.

"DSP thinks he's going to beat the game but instead we're going to send three black *pause* uh invaders at him"

What could he have possibly been trying to say there I wonder? I'm not going to say he was about to drop a N-bomb but all I'm saying is three black niggers fits pretty well there.

Yo! I gotta say, your avatar makes me laugh every time. Mostly because he's my main in GGST.

Back on topic: Phil likely wanted to say something like "fuckers" or something. I kind of doubt he wanted to say "black niggers". That's the problem with being a cowardly cuck beggar; since he tries so hard to seem "woke" and "accepting", he has to keep reeling himself back from his usual "edginess", I think. Leads to awkward shit like this here. No telling what he really wanted to say because he's trying not to offend weak minded faggots who might report him for hurting their feelings or something...

...also, he's fucking stupid.

 

[Gout]

Get ready for some eccentric and obnoxious British accents from Phil today when he plays Hogwarts Legacy...

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

Get ready for some eccentric and obnoxious British accents from Phil today when he plays Hogwarts Legacy...

That can't be possible. Remember, according to DSP lore, he is NOT a children's entertainer.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

"DSP thinks he's going to beat the game but instead we're going to send three black *pause* uh invaders at him"

What could he have possibly been trying to say there I wonder? I'm not going to say he was about to drop a N-bomb but all I'm saying is three black niggers fits pretty well there.

He's playing Demon's Souls. The proper name of invaders in that game is "Black Phantoms."

 

[tzgnilki]

hide your purses and prepare your de-clawed cat for the slave trade

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