Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[SpiceyHuman]

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I tip my hat to you good sir. I had myself a mighty chuckle.

It's quite fascinating just how feminine he looks. I feel downright troonish in comparison!

 

[purpleflurp]

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Patricia Troonlinson ark when

 

[Sammich]

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I have the strangest erection.. goddamn you!!!

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

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Adorable heart-shaped face with fetching pepperoni-fueled fatness fullness. Hubba Hubba.

 

[AnOminous]

Show this to anyone who says Norm MacDonald wasn't funny.

Also "I'm literally a professional comedian." <-- the only funny thing Fatty has ever said!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This was the sperging set he apologized after, @RCR — it was a political mental breakdown:

This one is really funny for the non sequiturs about where Pat was born. I legit thought he was going into a whole bit about his birth:

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

If Pat sold hats with “No, child” written on them, would people buy?

If a troll did that themselves fatrick would rage and seethe im sure. He can't do shit about someone selling a "no child" hat and a shirt with a fat dude making pepperoni in a basement, but he is highly likely to try another retarded lawsuit if he can secure the funds. There are so many good memes about him someone could make really funny merch with.

 

[AnOminous]

This one is really funny for the non sequiturs about where Pat was born. I legit thought he was going into a whole bit about his birth:

Total cringe.

 

[Swiss46]

I like the part where he makes jokes about someone not being allowed near schools while he's friends with people who aren't allowed near schools.

 

[delite]

This was the sperging set he apologized after, @RCR — it was a political mental breakdown:

This one is really funny for the non sequiturs about where Pat was born. I legit thought he was going into a whole bit about his birth:

Hot take, I've never thought Fatrick Tomlinson was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either fags or screwing with me.

 

[The Feline Solution]

his lack of social grace is inhuman

I've said it before but it's really stunning how bad at any form of social interaction he is, i bet even those abandoned kids who got raised by wolves got more decorum than Fatty has.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

This was the sperging set he apologized after, @RCR — it was a political mental breakdown:

This one is really funny for the non sequiturs about where Pat was born. I legit thought he was going into a whole bit about his birth:

"Our- our ambassador to the UN uhh, her name is Nikki Haley, uhh she-she was all about it she was like "yeah get out of that counsel on human rights cause apparently uhh yknow she was really upset that yknow we- they've been so hard on Israel after they've been bombing yknow Palestinians every dur the last ten years into extinction. Yknow."

Say yknow more stupid.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

"Our- our ambassador to the UN uhh, her name is Nikki Haley, uhh she-she was all about it she was like "yeah get out of that counsel on human rights cause apparently uhh yknow she was really upset that yknow we- they've been so hard on Israel after they've been bombing yknow Palestinians every dur the last ten years into extinction. Yknow."

Say yknow more stupid.

Damnit yoy beat me before I could post this. There needs to be a counter for every "you know" he artistically stutters

 

[delite]

Fatty is a sex pest women harasser Ill post the other screen grabs later

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Damnit yoy beat me before I could post this. There needs to be a counter for every "you know" he artistically stutters

You can tell he didn’t take comedy seriously at all. He hadn’t prepared and he thought vomiting tweets out IRL was bound to go down well. He’s always been fucking delusional.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Show this to anyone who says Norm MacDonald wasn't funny.

Also "I'm literally a professional comedian." <-- the only funny thing Fatty has ever said!

I feel like I’m going crazy. I click on this link and I get Howard Sterns’ YouTube channel featuring Tim Pool talking about the Chinese spy balloon… four months ago!? Wtf

 

[Mr Moonface]

For no reason at all, here's a joke about writing a suicide note from comedian George Carlin:

Here's the same joke, stolen and mangled by a fat retard who can't write and has no sense of humor:

Pat has stated that Carlin is one of his comedic role models, so he 100% stole that joke.

 

[squirt reynolds]

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Nooooooo, child, those are just your delusions.

Remember when social media pro hedged the future of his firebrand on "Post.news"? how he told cat ladies to join and follow him over there as an escape plan from Elmo? How he would concentrate his "efforts" on that app, posting his brilliant thoughts there earlier than on Twitter in case you couldn't wait a minute to be educated by his insight and experience?
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Welp, he has made a single post in the past 7 days
(content irrelevant, just the dates)
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Let's check the "delay" he penalizes Twitter with on the Tesla thread from last week

• Post.news: 3:14 PM UTC on January 31st
• Twitter: 2:30 PM UTC on January 31st

Previous weeks content has been screenshots from his own Twitter same as FB and Instagram.

Looking forward to watching him keeping this going for years like Automanic just so he can pretend he didn't take another L.

Ole Sheepdog Pat would recognize that weapon to be a shotgun, but the very funny yumor makes it worth pretending to be retarded.

 

[Broadside]

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Looks like the kinda woman who has "Momma bear" in her Facebook profile

 

[oopsie doodle]

Here's the same joke, stolen and mangled by a fat retard who can't write and has no sense of humor:
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Pat has stated that Carlin is one of his comedic role models, so he 100% stole that joke.

The average suicide is funnier than this.

With anyone else I'd say "at least that took courage," but you just know the smug fuck thought he killed and blamed the audience for the complete absence of laughs.