Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

Don't get me wrong, I think even the charitable interpretation of what he did makes him a cad, and perhaps even a bounder.

But the more serious form of the allegation would make him a monster. And I don't think that's been proven. I don't like seeing Drex get a whopping dose of the calumny that Nick has earned.

I now will no longer rest until I see Nick on brugmansia.

I bet he's too much of a pussy to do it too. Since he is nothing like a real man, he would never do brugmania, he's just way too much of a fag, a queerbait, a non-brugmansia-doing weakling wimp.

He's definitely too much of a pussy to try Brugmansia. He wouldn't have the balls for Datura, too rich for Nicks faggot ass.
Shit I bet he hasn't even got to balls to take a big rip of 60×Salvia, and that only lasts a few minutes.
Brugmansia or any of those weird Witch Brews would have him running back to his nearest Catholic Church for Sanctuary and begging the priest for absolution.
Balldo talks a big game but he's not ready to leave the paddling pool as far as psychoactives go.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

After full on rage pig hollering for like 15-20 minutes about DUI Guy, Nick received real pushback from his guests. Joe and Kurt both called him out for branding himself the king grifter while calling out DUI Guy and James from Court for grifting. Branca looked very visibly uncomfortable, saying nothing and looking to the sides, and left as soon as a lull in the conversation opened.

Sean asked Nick something along the lines of whether his kids were hiding behind the couch after his screaming incident which I doubt Nick looked kindly on. He said some cope about how they probably couldn't hear him.

EDIT: Looks like it's closer to 10 minutes of hollering before they start pushing back on him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I can help with this. I can help a lot.

I was considering starting a little series here called The Retards of Nick's Locals (I know, it needs work) but I have a lot of information that THEY'VE provided. Let me know how best to synch up - if you would like to do so.

All this sperging over there about doxxing when it's all their OWN information...

It would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragically stupid.

The search function is very good at surfacing messages from within a thread. It's much harder to surface messages from multiple threads, since you have to go up to the subforum level. What would happen is half the "Drex went on Rekieta and said X" posts would be on the Drexel thread and half would be on this thread, making conversation impossible.

If Rekieta/Lawtube ever ended up with their own subforum it'd be a different story. But we're not close to that point yet. Maybe after he gets MeToo'ed by a Locals member?

My two cents is the best way to do it would be to make posts here with a description of what makes each individual Locals member interesting. That way @Himedall All-seeing Waifu or anyone else could make a list of each member of interest with a link to their respective post.

Oh, interesting. She alluded to being a recent fan but this is interesting confirmation. So she only participated in the chat heavily for a couple weeks before posting nudes.

I will DM you, @Cynthia Behave when I have a bit more time. I figure we will just add the short bios to the second sheet of the

ing James from Court is a pure grift and he hates doin

wtf he was DUI Guy's #1 defender during that gay drama with Legalbytes, had him on a couple of weeks ago, and he posts in the Locals frequently as I recall. What happened Nick? Did he make fun of your balldo?

After full on rage pig hollering for like 15-20 minutes about DUI Guy, Nick received real pushback from his guests. Joe and Kurt both called him out for branding himself the king grifter while calling out DUI Guy and James from Court for grifting. Branca looked very visibly uncomfortable, saying nothing and looking to the sides, and left as soon as a lull in the conversation opened.

Sean asked Nick something along the lines of whether his kids were hiding behind the couch after his screaming incident which I doubt Nick looked kindly on. He said some cope about how they probably couldn't hear him.

Clips? This sounds like another massive L that will alienate people from him FAST. Big, if true... When will we see the first one turn?

I legitimately think something *snapped* in his brain.

 

[Strix454]

He is really starting to spiral. Its the kind of stuff where he starts to alienate everyone he knows. And I would suspect its going to be hell night for the wife and kids at the house. You can really see the rage inside him start to come out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

After full on rage pig hollering for like 15-20 minutes about DUI Guy, Nick received real pushback from his guests. Joe and Kurt both called him out for branding himself the king grifter while calling out DUI Guy and James from Court for grifting. Branca looked very visibly uncomfortable, saying nothing and looking to the sides, and left as soon as a lull in the conversation opened.

Sean asked Nick something along the lines of whether his kids were hiding behind the couch after his screaming incident which I doubt Nick looked kindly on. He said some cope about how they probably couldn't hear him.

This is adding creedence to the Sonichu demon theory lol... jumped from Chris, into Ralph, now Nick I gotta say Rage Pig ( Rage Cuck? Rage Balldo?) Nick is far more entertaining than thirsty cringe coomer Nick.
Seriousness though, the guy needs to stop drinking.
This is how it started with Ralph, you can tell shit is getting to him when he's starting to blow up like this. I don't think it's the jury analysis that's got him this worked up, its just what's set him off, but this is pure frustration coming out.
I think Balldo man is starting to realize how bad he's fucked himself.
The other guest are looking uncomfortable, Joe's laughing along with it, but Branca looks like he's just remembered he has to be somewhere and is trying to think of an excuse to bolt.
EDIT look at that they left. Fucking lol.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

After full on rage pig hollering for like 15-20 minutes about DUI Guy, Nick received real pushback from his guests. Joe and Kurt both called him out for branding himself the king grifter while calling out DUI Guy and James from Court for grifting. Branca looked very visibly uncomfortable, saying nothing and looking to the sides, and left as soon as a lull in the conversation opened.

Sean asked Nick something along the lines of whether his kids were hiding behind the couch after his screaming incident which I doubt Nick looked kindly on. He said some cope about how they probably couldn't hear him.

Someone needs to clip it. The remaining guests are still uncomfortable, and awfully gently while disagreeing with Nick during the superchat segment. This may be the first time a public rift has happened between Nick and the rest of his clique.

Also notable how carefully the rest of them move to sweep over a disagreement. That may be why it's taken so long for them to chide Nick. They all seem to prefer glazing over issues and pacifying.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Someone needs to clip it. The remaining guests are still uncomfortable, and awfully gently while disagreeing with Nick during the superchat segment. This may be the first time a public rift has happened between Nick and the rest of his clique.

Also notable how carefully the rest of them move to sweep over a disagreement. That may be why it's taken so long for them to chide Nick. They all seem to prefer glazing over issues and pacifying.

My curiosity has been thoroughly piqued so I have booted up the stream, jumped back to where this started, and will be recording and posting the entire segment here once I get through it so we can sift through for the best clips.

Edit: Holy fuck, you guys undersold it. This is fucking unhinged. I'm definitely posting individual videos of the panelists faces as he goes through his rant because it's hilarious to watch them squirm.

 

[Procrastinhater]

My curiosity has been thoroughly piqued so I have booted up the stream, jumped back to where this started, and will be recording and posting the entire segment here once I get through it so we can sift through for the best clips.

He was fucking SEETHING after he finished his little rant. Something tells me that wasn't really about the jury analysis.
Really telling how the other guests fucking tiptoe around him, if they weren't so worried about fucking up their own grift I bet they'd have pushed back harder, although Kurt and Joe basically told him he looks like a fucking hypocrite, just with kiddie gloves.
I think we're gonna see people starting to distance themselves if he keeps going like this.
He can't say he hasn't had people fucking warning him for months now at this point.
Maybe a community of people that watches how lolcows are created and develop aren't just retarded incels after all when they tell someone they need to pull up... but what do we know, we're just assholes on the Internet.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It looks like my audio is out of sync with the video but I went back and clipped from the start of the hollering to the beginning of the super chats. This was so bad that I legit thought there was a chance he might close down the stream and delete it before anyone could clip it. I'll let @Spaded Dave or Elissa take care of the clipping.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT, DUI guy is at the trial right now. He sent in a super chat begging to come on to talk about his observations which Nick read shortly after hollering about how stupid DUI Guy's analysis is.

 

[Scary Bread]

The orbiters desperately try to hold the house of grift together as the retard takes a sledgehammer to the foundation.

 

[Formica Sample]

Someone needs to clip it. The remaining guests are still uncomfortable, and awfully gently while disagreeing with Nick during the superchat segment. This may be the first time a public rift has happened between Nick and the rest of his clique.

Also notable how carefully the rest of them move to sweep over a disagreement. That may be why it's taken so long for them to chide Nick. They all seem to prefer glazing over issues and pacifying.

Yeah, that was just really uncomfortable. Nick is clearly wasted and worked up, and everyone else is just sort of awkwardly glancing around, trying to ignore it like a drunk uncle going on a racist rant at the family Christmas party.

I've only been sporadically watching Nick's streams here and there since the Rittenhouse trial. Then, I pop into his thread a few days ago to discover he's completely losing it.

You can't build your entire brand on integrity and being honest with your audience, then turn on a dime and decide you want to engage in the exact same behaviors you've been mocking for years. I think people forget how much goodwill and trust he built with his audience during Vic's case, and it's pretty amazing he's managed to torch that in such a short amount of time.

At least, that's how I always perceived Nick -- an honest asshole. Now, he comes across more like a bratty teenager screaming, "Fuck you, dad! I do what I want!"

Funny thing is, I only discovered KF because of Nick having Null on. He introduced me to the Farms, and now, I get to laugh at him here.

He can't say he hasn't had people fucking warning him for months now at this point.
Maybe a community of people that watches how lolcows are created and develop aren't just retarded incels after all when they tell someone they need to pull up... but what do we know, we're just assholes on the Internet.

I feel like he managed to hide his cow tendencies really well. You don't suddenly become this level of narcissist overnight. Then again, no one becomes an online personality without at least a touch of pre-existing narcissism.

This really is like a plane crash, because I can't look away.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Holy shit I just went and watched it. He revealed why he is so mad in the middle of the rant he is super fucking mad he has to do any legal content at all. "I could be doing anything... I could be going into the cities and getting a happy ending massage!" uhhhhh bruh.
Even Joe tried to say he is only doing it because it is basically his job at this point and he is just like no no no it's totally different. He legit hates his audience at this point like seething hatred that's what that rant was all about although tbf the body language analysis is dumb but wine moms etc eat that shit up either shut the fuck up about it or don't do it faggot
Branca: "Now I feel bad for mentioning it."
You think?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This was after his extended rant about how much he hates DUI Guy's content.

DUI Guy is streaming right now, but I don't know if he's commented on it yet.

 

[200MB]

I love all these people, BUT THEY'RE KNUCKLE DRAGGING RETARDS AND SO ARE YOU IF YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT.
Look i have nothing but respect for these good friends of mine IF ONLY ALL THEIR OBSERVATIONS WEREN'T WORTHLESS AND DUMB LIKE THEY ARE.
I wasn't really going to bring on these excellent and fine content creators BUT MY MONGOLOID AUDIENCE GAVE ME NO CHOICE.

What a fucking meltdown.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

After full on rage pig hollering for like 15-20 minutes about DUI Guy,

DUI guy unlike Nick, is an actual practicing jury trial lawyer, I'll take his analysis any day over Nick.

Nick received real pushback from his guests. Joe and Kurt both called him out for branding himself the king grifter while calling out DUI Guy and James from Court for grifting. Branca looked very visibly uncomfortable, saying nothing and looking to the sides, and left as soon as a lull in the conversation opened.

Branca is looking more like a "bitch made beta simp mangina" despite what he says on twitter. I'm liking uncivil much more, he's got an opinion (even when it's wrong imho) and isn't afraid to stand for his beliefs.

Link for where the angry rant begins (go back a bit for the initial jury analysis question):

https://www.youtube.com/live/fMaVrlIIYmc?feature=share&t=29927

I guess we ought to call Nick.... Balldo broken.

 

[2lolis1cup]

Nick is trying to Pull up on some retarded drama with DUI guy

 

[Not Who You Think]

I remember him saying that he refuses to hang around other black people, I think he said something like "if you invite me to go somewhere, I better be the only black face I see" shit like this and other things he's said really reinforces the idea he is a self hating black, it makes me wonder if the reason he avoids other black people is he likes being the token nigger in Nicks middle class group of friends, and it lets him spin his cringe stories and never get called out because the White people he's with are terrified of being thought as being racist, whereas other niggers can see straight through his act and he wouldn't have that PC shield.
I think his hatred for black women probably stems from a similar source.

Is this the clip you're thinking of?

You know who else chimps out for the same reason, in the exact same way, increasingly as of late?

Jordan B Petereaterson. Mr. Kermit the over-emotional Frog. Behind every loud internet tough guy is a scared, crying kid screaming at the bullies to stop picking on him. Real, non-insecure men don't react this way to criticism or mockery.

And the black bull cum eating comment really comes off as stereotypical "black guy who secretly thinks white supremacists have a point" black male insecurity. A real buck-broken mindset if you ask me.

The similarities are uncanny:

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Nick is trying to Pull up on some retarded drama with DUI guy
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If DUI guy is smart he will know that rant wasn’t about him and just quietly distance himself from Nick

 

[Schpoots]

Here is the hollering with full context. Never clipped a live show before so I had to do things differently. I messed up a few times visually (mouse on screen) but the audio is perfectly fine throughout. Someone can do a better job later if they want. My unsolicited opinion is that nick is correct and I agree with him. He wants law opinions instead of palm readings and feels that the people doing analysis could better use their skills elsewhere.

(Also, yes, that's my telegram ping.)

 

[Procrastinhater]

Holy shit I just went and watched it. He revealed why he is so mad in the middle of the rant he is super fucking mad he has to do any legal content at all. "I could be doing anything... I could be going into the cities and getting a happy ending massage!" uhhhhh bruh.

This is a lazy spoiled brat of a 40 year old going on a drunken meltdown because he has to "work" to make money and can't just thirstpost with his slatterns on Locals or prowl gay bars monogomously. Jesus he sounds like one of my kids when I tell them they have to do their fucking chores before I'll give them money to go out with their friends.

And as for that little slip up about "happy ending massages" in the city, well, In Vino Veritas it is then, guess that clears up the whole "monogamous" Mr & Mrs Rekieta question, looks like our wife isn't the only one getting railed by a "masseuse."
He was fucking seething and red in the face, this is a drunken, selfish lazy asshole that's had everything handed to him and fucking hates that he has to do something he doesn't like to pay the bills.
Well welcome to the real world, Little Nicky. Except most of us actually have to do real work to pay the bills, and not just get paid to get drunk and run their dick licker.
What a fucking child.