Dramacow Eddie Dzial / Edward Bernard Przydzial / Poser Exposer / Lawson J. Denning - Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist

The gift that keeps on giving.

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He seems to think that this thread is personal sounding board despite: "These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.” Anything that gives him prickly wicklies he immediately deflects to claiming people are sex offenders or his usual throwback, “I can haz Donny veedeeeyo”. He’s sort of cooperative when asked directly about certain things, though.

I think it’d be helpful to have an interview, but the questions need to be worded carefully, and even then, there’s no guarantee he’ll answer them truthfully or without chimping out.
 
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Does he think everyone here has the power of a mod?

And this thread has much more steam than Donny's, now.

How many of us warned him to slow his roll?

ETA: has Donny even made an appearance in this thread? Or is he threadbanned?
 
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Does he think everyone here has the power of a mod?

And this thread has much more steam than Donny's, now.

How many of us warned him to slow his roll?

ETA: has Donny even made an appearance in this thread? Or is he threadbanned?
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Yes. I told him straight up I wasn’t a mod and he still asked me to get rid of the threads Donny made about him that were thrown into Spergatory. I actually didn’t even know Donny had done that until after they’d all been locked and moved.

Too many. And it was always the same, “yeah, sorry, I won’t do it again” and then ten minutes later, he’d go back to doing what he’d been doing.

Donny hasn’t been here because I think he gave up on the Farms while this thread was still hidden. He doesn’t even chimp out about us on Twitter anymore. :*( (Also, he’d be thread banned in like 10 seconds after his first massive chimp out.)
 
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So I was looking at this thread again and something stood out from the guy who claimed to be from pornwikileaks

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Hi, I'm from pornwikileaks and one of the editors responsible for the article on Eddie Dzial. I was the one to expose the d-bag after he claimed to be a "retired porn actress" and started trolling our forums. We have been keeping a close eye on Eddie since he was banned from our forums, despite being warned several times beforehand to knock it off.
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"retired porn actress"

Surely he meant "actor," right?

Haha, nope. Posting as "deep throat," Eddie actually pretended to be a retired female porn starlet. Interspersed with rantings about John E. Tyler and Adam Centofanti, while denying that "she's" Edward Przydzial / Eddie Dzial, of course.

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He's talking about having sex with Ted Cruz in that last one.

Confirmed homo?
 
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He’s an attention-whore and he uses any attention he can get as a hug box. He also seems to be another lazy, self-entitled never-was who is trying desperately to make people think he’s some sort of big deal. I guarantee those PWL posts would eventually have led to him promoting “Eddie Dzial is the real deal” or something similar.

Looking through the stuff I’ve been able to sift through (again, what’s with all the blogspots?) it just all seems like a desperate attempt at shameless self-promotion. He’s grasping at having been in bands barely anyone’s heard of, trying to make himself seem like he was some sort of major player in the Detroit metal scene. When that didn’t pan out, he attempted a “porn” career, but he couldn’t make it there, either. My guess is that no one was interested in an edgy, over-the-hill wannabe, because let’s face it - unless you’re one of the “legends” like Ron Jeremy, Peter North, et al, no one’s going to be the slightest bit interested in you if you’re over 30 and want to break into the business. Even then, odds are you’d get tossed into a fetish genre and with Eddie’s need to be the star, he probably wouldn’t want to be pigeonholed as the faceless cock that _______ is blowing. Anyone else notice that it’s all “his” porn, and never “Here’s a scene I was in with _______”?

Even his current attempts at “businesses” are kinda sad. “Emerald City Records/Productions of Hollywood” - Emerald City Records is already an indie label that has releases out, so I guess that’s the reason behind the “of Hollywood.” The only artist on Emerald City Records of Hollywood is Alex Lux/Maria Kyriakaki and despite it being HER record, it’ plastered everywhere that her producer is “Monster D”/Edward Przydzial. (And just to nitpick: “Emerald City” is a nickname for Seattle, there’s clipart of the Empire State Building in the logo and it’s based out of Hollywood, which makes absolutely no sense.) Then there’s “Pornstarbrand of Beverly Hills”, which, to be quite honest, I have no idea what it is - all the “official” Facebook page shows is stolen pictures of models without context. There aren’t even descriptions. And the URL is http://facebook.com/eddiedzial so ... yeah. (Nitpick: “Porn Star” is/was already a brand of skate clothing based out of Reno.)

Based on that...Eddie’s put maximum effort into creating a name for himself and promoting his “talent."
 
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