DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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How does he not look at these thumbnails and think for a second "Should probably do something to make them less disgusting looking"? Not even a shot at how he looks like he should be collecting wood for the Undead in Warcraft 3. No one looks good when they're in the middle of a word, it looks unnatural, and thats only exacerbated by how shit his lighting is, and how he shoots and dresses unflatteringly.

Also not helping that a lot of these have "I showed you my dick, please respond" energy. You don't need to always been on camera Phil, frankly the less time on camera the better.
 
My daughter saw the "Ken [Linda Burnell] cosplay and actually thought it was a woman with DSP's face photoshopped.

You have to admire how he tries his absolute best to look awful in EVERY short. Like, damn, dude. That takes effort.
 
There's a ton of interesting faces in those thumbnails, one could make a visual novel with dark undertones. Or make him into an Ace Attorney character... ideas are already flowing.


This one is something else:

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or an educational pamphlet for children on stranger danger
 
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